Apophis;930111 wrote: Kinda. Someone told me the other day I sound and think like a 45 year old while I look like a teenager; I've never been more insulted in my whole life like that. A teenager for god sake!! nah....teens are more likely to comment on your style of dress (your vagrant Ebeneezer Scrooge glad rags) and other related matters...for them to make a comment like that. but then again, its highly probable in your particular case. i say this because....... you're attitude sinks and you come across as somewhat abrasive. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;930036 wrote: Pokemon is still being shown till today sxb. Nah I didn't have a Nintendo 64. My first console was a Playstation and my first game was Metal Gear Solid. ok. i believe you haatuoow. laakin, are you referring to your first visit to the kirbera slums of nairobi? you've always struck Al as a provincial Garissian country boy whose wet behind the ears on arrimaha technological ah, dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;930026 wrote: At that age my interests lay more with video games (rather violent ones) than bloody kiddy pokemon. I guess that's why some of us are more grown up and erudite than others. oh yeah? how ''erudite'' of you, ma istidhi? i bet you were an adult baby....like stewie from family guy.

i've been working hard all day, can you believe that? who'd ever think Al is someone who actually does ''work''? but it's all true, ruunti. i've got another important day tomorrow and i will achieve my daily objectives. Al wants be the best and he will be the best, dee . the small steps will lead him towards the road towards success, inshallah. COME ON GUYS DEE, IF AL CAN, YOU CAN....WE CAN....ALL CAN......:p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm sorry haatu, i don't know the ''technical/botanical' names of any trees.....but i'll post soon. i feel like i've let you down, you know.

Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl, and Vincent Cassel star in this David Cronenberg's thriller concerning a London midwife who unwittingly stumbles into a clandestine Russian sex trafficking ring. An unidentified Russian teen has been rushed to a London hospital after going into labor. Though midwife Anna Khitrova (Watts) does manage to deliver a healthy baby girl, the newborn's mother dies tragically during delivery. But the deceased mother's secrets did not die with her, because she has left behind a diary. 8/10.

i bet you didn't know there was another garissa, here in the republic. legends holds that this garissa, got its name, from a girl called garisiya...sida ulaa soco, inaar.

Safferz;930051 wrote: So poorly equipped they defeated the Italians with Remington rifles? Before turning them on us, and doubling the size of Ethiopia at the turn of the 20th century? Anyway, it's pretty clear you either have no idea what you're talking about or the hatred you have for the Oromo is so intense that you don't care for historical accuracy, so I'm just going to bow out of this circular discussion. this pseudo-academic, whose stirling reputation has already been dented is hardly worth debating. saffz, you've already made several erroneous points, including..... making the most sensational claim ever. now you want to talk about ''historical accuracy''....? naga daa bahasha hadaba, inaar.

Chimera;930052 wrote: Alpha's rants against any successful individual performing their talents in his neck of the woods reminds me of Little Britain's "I'm the only gay in the village" syndrome. nacala ku yaal, ma istidhi? i have presented facts here, which none is yet to refute by argument or evidence. she's a criminal artifacts thief. y'all can call me all sorts of disparaging names but the facts stay the same, whether y'all like or NOT. thanks, Al.

Adams, inaar, where have you been hiding? i gathered you recently tied the knot. congrats. soo xaaskii dhag dhag maha? anyways, i recently dedicated a film to you on my lesser commercial and more serious film thread ee sida ulaa soco. http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/18262-Maximus-Powers-Short-Film-Collection/page4 Al.

Safferz;930022 wrote: Why do you consider Habesha and Muslim mutually exclusive? i won't be swayed by your attempts to over intellectualise this discussion and further entice me into a trap that's inescapable. laakin, the facts remain harari's are NOT habeshi. thank you. Al.

oba hiloowlow;929976 wrote: Pokemon,Digimon,Zelda,Super mario,Tekken those where the days shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid that's what i'm talking inaar. but i swear you left xamar in only 2004. unless, of course, xamar had digital tv packages in those days and i'm not talking about the nonsensically dubbed children tv shows that's aired on somali tv stations, these days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;929996 wrote: ... Hararis on the other hand are Habesha - Semitic speakers like the Tigray/Tingrinya and Amhara..... what are you talking about Saffz? Hararis are not habeshi. these people are descendants of muslim emigrants to Abyssinia.

oromos are vile creatures. its preposterous to say we're closely related to these neanderthalic stone-age people.

Haatu;929963 wrote: I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was... Wallaahi you took me back there. Who can ever forget Venosaur or Nidoking? Pokemon and Nintendo sums up my childhood. Those were the days, those were the days. Thanks Al. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Haatu. inaar, if you're 18, how would you know about pokemon? do you remember Goldeneye/Zelda on Nintendo 64?

who remembers pokemon? it was an awesome 1990s/2000s children's tv series. ^ this was found in my old room in London and they sent me the pics..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, reer blondy are as crazy as me, ma istidhi? . i had all the shinys and it was an amazing time as i ruled supreme and gained a reputation across the area as the cool kid LOOL. i was in year 7/8 and the year was circa 1997/1998. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. when the first pokemon movie came out, my older sister promised to take me to the cinema but sadly that promise was broken but i never forget nor will i ever forgive her. you could imagine, my class mates telling me about the movie and...... having to pretend that i actually saw the movie. as usual.....i managed to, not only convince them, but also spectacularly convinced them, that i was to play the part of Ash in the upcoming sequel... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL memories walle.

Safferz;929905 wrote: Yes, but how is that comparable to Sada Mire? can you tell us about the elgin marbles and more specifically what happened to the elgin marbles.....? perhaps, you'd care to explain briefly? do you know this man? ........and do you disagree with his views regarding the nature of European archaeologists and their criminal looting of important cultural artifacts?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.. it's raining heavenly right now. its also making thunder and onkod noises.....OMG, this is exciting stuff. i'm REALLY tempted to go outside and just perform that famous Frank Sinatra song.

Apophis;929870 wrote: Take care of my enemies and buy a company who's staff are a majority white middle class and fire them all. I'd be pretty much...... that's a little sadistic, ma istidhi? its already happening so marka, why bother? but then again, i'm quite sure many of these people would sell themselves for much less. i'd ask them to perform degrading tasks. i'd particularly get a kick from ordering them around by making them perform humiliating tasks.

Alpha Blondy;929310 wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH i just got a call from my friend from Qurbaha (from london but works in Germany). he's back! he came back! i can't believe he's here again. its going to be awesoooooooooooooooome. wow wow woooooooooooooooooow. so my friend came around last night and we had such an excellent time. i haven't laughed like that in almost 2 years, walahi. this guy is legendary and we've known each other for approx. 2 years, now. man i was so happy to see him. he's going back in 12 days but we've already been planning some organised activities and stuff. he also introduced to my ex-gf, his ex-gf at the time..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nin-Yaaban;929830 wrote: AP, sxb your thread has really taken off. 40k views and 2400+ replies. But you still got a long way to go against the Offical SoL Sheeko iyo Troll thread . How you been ina'adeer? Wax waliba soo dhag dhag maahan? hey Nin-Yaban, inaar, i'm doing really good, inaar. how are things with you? yeah this thread is really awesome. i sometimes just browse it because its useful as a personal diary but also because i find all the interaction funny. i hope to one day surplus the Official SOL Sheeko iyo Troll thread... i think that thread is really struggling these days and i'd love to just hack into it and delete it waalahi. so everyone could just post on my thread. but maybe that's not so good, because they might just take over this thread. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i don't know what i'll do. but here's a list of things i'd start off with: 1. build a new museum and cultural centres across SL 2. donate 35% of my winnings to the SL armed forces (with oversight powers) 4. plant new trees across SL. 5. build new roads and invest in infrastructural projects. (public private partnerships) 6. open 12 new orphanages 7. build a barrier wall around Las Anod 8. establish a political party in SL. 9. establish a new bank in SL. 10. buy my aqil adeer a new android mobile and new land cruiser.

Maarodi;929809 wrote: Well dang, I see you have a lot of pent up anger. People aren't born orators, public speaking takes a lot of gut and practice. why then parade yourself on the stage?

Carafaat;929825 wrote: Alpha, inaar, what did she do to you? Did she decline your invite for a Soiree? Spill the beans. she falls below the standard for my social events. sada 'artifacts thief' mire is a joke.

*Blessed;929815 wrote: As always Alpha stands on the shoulders of giants in his attention seeking. Tut, tut inaar . you don't know what you're talking about, inaar.