Alpha Blondy

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  1. i dated a cross-eyed white girl called Natalie, once....does that count? whites women are weird, ma istidhi? also what's white in this context? Turkish/mediterranean/cad-cad xamarawis count as white?
  2. ^ Baashi, whatever happened to that dream of yours of retiring to a bungalow in Kismayo, horta? are you not retiring soon, inaar-adeer?
  3. A powerful, complex Iranian drama centres on a conflict that cuts across boundaries of gender and class. An unhappily married couple break up in this complex, painful, fascinating Iranian drama by writer-director Asghar Farhadi, with explosive results that expose a network of personal and social faultlines. A Separation is a portrait of a fractured relationship and an examination of theocracy, domestic rule and the politics of sex and class – and it reveals a terrible, pervasive sadness that seems to well up through the asphalt and the brickwork. In its depiction of national alienation in Iran, it's comparable to the work of Jafar Panahi and Mohammad Rasoulof. But there is a distinct western strand. The film shows a middle-class household under siege from an angry outsider; there are semi-unsolved mysteries, angry confrontations and family burdens: an ageing parent and two children from warring camps appearing to make friends. All these things surely show the influence of Michael Haneke's 2005 film Hidden. Farhadi, like Haneke, takes a scalpel to his bourgeois homeland. 9/10.
  4. Alpha Blondy;931565 wrote: watching Argo. ok so far...but nothing spectacular. at 1:19:52 of 2hrs. Argo was showered with accolades and rave reviews but i'm very disappointed in wasting 2hrs watching this anti-climatic, slow pace and USA propaganda project. highly engendered and deeply offensive in its stereotypical deceptions of Iran and the Iranian people. 3/10.
  5. Haatu;931405 wrote: I have been offered a place by Leeds Alhamdulilah. you shouldn't use the Lords name in vain....haatuoow, inaar. i never say mashallah, inshallah or Alhamdulilah if i'm lying or being dramatically dishonest....
  6. watching Argo. ok so far...but nothing spectacular. at 1:19:52 of 2hrs.
  7. its raining right now. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! it also rained this morning for up to an hour. mashaallah.
  8. or....perhaps?......... entitled: blurred perceptions do i have a career in photography or should i STOP pretending to be a semi-professional photographer?
  9. Juxa;931195 wrote: Indeed way duushay, I thought I will pop in and bring xalwo made by edo juxa, yaa kale hee Love the Alpha-v- Oba exchange and of course want to wish Haatu best of luck balse don't apply City Ugu danbeyn Wyre nothing wrong with being single, the ability to be free and explore... Yaaba iska heli kara LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Juxa, i'm surprised to see you here, really. thanks for the xalwo. i love xalwo and because you my eedo, its even better...
  10. kinda finished work early today and i'm feeling like i haven't finished this early in ages.......but its jeudi sooooooooooooooooooooooir. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  11. wyre;931189 wrote: Al bro, Mid yar amaad SOL ka dhex heshaa ayaan is leeyahay i've had too many mid yars. so i'm now looking for mid weyn.
  12. Haatu;931176 wrote: Pretty much except you use predicted grades for the time being until the final results come out in August with A levels getting easier and easier....i don't think you'll have too much difficulty obtaining at least a grade C in one subject. obviously, you don't sound very confident and i think this is reflective of how much work you've put in. i'm afraid, i just sense..... that you won't be able to get into your chosen uni.... so prepare for the worst and hope for the best, inaar. there's more to life than exams and stuff....that's because i've already got two degrees in the bag...! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. wyre;931186 wrote: This cantarabaqash thread is going xowli wyre, singlenimadu ceeb maaha. you don't have to justify yourself.
  14. Haatu;931033 wrote: I hate waiting for uni replies. i thought you had two confirmations from leeds and city university.
  15. oba hiloowlow;930989 wrote: waar y'all have been talking about Jubbaland for the latest 15 years and yet i haven't seen anything tangible inaar. We in Somaliland have build our own institutions, we have a strong police and military we have our own currency and passport. Inaar what have you guys done for the latest 21 years? You konfurians are savages walle iyo bille iselector sal fududa waxa wuu sugayo bal muu dhawro, ma istidhi? you've waited 21 yrs for recognition but its about to implode as the saddex habro of the triangle fight to the death for leadership. inaar, jubaland has made more progress since its inception than the 21 years that you've struggled to put this clan project together.
  16. Haatu;930985 wrote: He was looting houses from Shingaani all the way to Kaaraan. Now were loaded and have been living in these xaaraan houses for 2 decades our house is still occupied by some little unuka thugs from Yaakhshid district. the old xamar MUST be restored to its former glories and cleansed of the parasites that lurk within its underbelly, these days. the unuka think they own xamar but if true be told, our family were farmers with effective 4inch canine teeth when they first arrived in xamar as poor peasants but Guulwade Siyaad helped us and many more like us......when he appointed my dad as the regional head of the waaxda caashuraha bariga iyo Kastamka in Jowhar. basically we got rich because of our greater tribal efforts. by the way, we recently installed some excellent solar-powered cleaning products in dhagaxbuur and thanks to Abdi ileey, our leader, we'll soon exports to Somalia, particularly in Hargeisa area, which still continues to suffer from blocked toilet sewege system because of a lack of fibre in their khat diet. i swear reer iselectors eat nothing but khat.....
  17. oba hiloowlow;930980 wrote: Waar haters gonna hate 21 years of stability and peace and your gonna talk about SL? Isku xishood dee y'all are being guarded by Madoows smh wallee Koonfurians there is something wrong with 'em what is there to hate horta? it still remains a regional administration of the HAG-centric Somalia. Somali land remains without recognition and this latest project of yours of hiring lobbyist group Grove Park is pathetic and that money could have been spent on helping some medieval-era black plague stricken village in Somali land. and what's this about Big Silaanyo having meetings without the consent of that HAG-centric president, who continues to rule ineffectively..Jubaland is within reach more than ever and our greater tribal projects will yield amazing dividends.
  18. Haatu;930978 wrote: I saw an old friend of my uncle in the mosque yesterday. I didn't know him but he somehow knew me. The thing is that they all call me inankii macalinka (my dad was a macalin) Maxaa la sameynooyaa? of course, you're father was a macalin, its a classic trait of the unuka....laakin what was he doing during the early 90s in xamar caadeey, as your people attacked and committed grave heinous crimes against humanity. :cool: