my LAND....or is that ''disputed land''? .....OMG...i now, know, how both SL and Puntland feel after claiming each others territories. its not a nice feeling, ruunti, walahi. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? WHERE? I WANT TO KNOW! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ wyre, couple of question: 1. have you seen a girl called suad. she was my ex-maid. she tahribbed to saudi via djibouti. she's 5ft 0inch and very petite. she has white skin due to her enedmic use of various bleaching creams. she also speaks with a reer-bari accent but has been known to change her accents, at will. if you've seen this girl, please let me know. there's a couple of dishes here, that could really do with some good cleaning. also her mother, from burco, is looking for that 75kg of pure gold, she stole to finance her tahrib journey to yurubta dheexe. PM me, inaar... 2. are you also on a tahrib journey yourself?. we all know turkey is the next destination after saudi for the mentally tahribbed LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..

yo! i'm down for this conference call thing. lets roll dee.

Nin-Yaaban;932445 wrote: LoL, so it's family? That's probably what makes it even worse when people you are close to are involved. I'd stay 50% of what's wrong with Somalia now is about land disputes. If you got the documents to prove it's yours, it shouldn't be hard to evict 'em or get 'em out. inaar, these reer-samater aka ku qabso, ku qadi meysidee clan are a sub-clan of sacsac-muse iska duuse! these people are vicious but i swear all of berbera and jesus-moses will converge on these ruffians, at once. who do you think they are, baal? i want my LAND! its mine! for goodness sakes, i have the title-deeds to this land.....

Nin-Yaaban;932442 wrote: Alpha, weligaa miyaadan maqlin 'Ku Qabso, ku Qadi meysidee'? what's even worst is they're reer samatar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

my land, which i recently purchased, sized and have legal proof of possession is being contested by two people (groups or reero). i bought the land in the beginning of this year. i'm really disappointed to be involved, in what i despise the most, in SL: LAND WARS. i went to visit the land and just came back home after observing the situation with an expert from dowlada hoose, hargeisa. he was a smart useful guy. we surveyed the land, inspected it, but really to get an understanding of the 'dispute' at hand. we also met the watchmen of the land. he was lying through his teeth...sadly this wasn't the same wonderful guy who'd help to purchase the land, size its perimeter and who'd helped to complete the often difficult process of acquiring land in SL. i gave his focker the dirtiest, most despicable look of disdain, imaginable. anyways, i gave him an ultimatum: refund my dosh or i'll contest the dispute through the courts. its fairly simple! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;932411 wrote: Bunch of nutters. baal lets see the marking schema, hadaba....... 1. is it true? YES =20 marks 2. is it helpful? NO = 0 marks 3. is it inspiring? NO = 0 marks 4. is it necessary? NO = 0 marks 5. is it kind? NO = 0 marks 20/100 GRADE: F F OFF, marka!

nuune;932404 wrote: Alpha , I don't know why you are burning Cuud and Jaawi unless you are habar ay ka dhamaatey oo tumato lool LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@habar ay ka dhamaatey oo tumato, CLASSIC i'm burning the cuud because i've recently converted to the Bobo Shanti sect of the Rastafarianism movement. we practice in secret at the moment but i hope we'll soon be able to practice our faith without fear and intimidation. the SL constitution allows for such provisions, particularly those on religious freedoms but i reckon it'll be difficult to convince the guurti of this faith and what it entails, inaar. laakin, jah will make our passage easy but i also suspect the ''public diplomacy'' seminars will also be useful. jah bless, inaar.

a professor friend of mine once told me: when you stay in country for a week, you can write a book about your observations aka this thread. when you stay in a country for a month, you can write an article about your observations. when you stay in a country for many month i.e 6 to 11 months, you can write a page or at the very least a few paragraphs about your observations. when you've stayed in a country for years, you will find almost nothing to write about your observations because all your preconceptions have been quelled. and it becomes your halqabsi... marka, inaar, xayeysiska naga daa. some of ''us'' live in these ''harsh terrain'', you speak off.

nuune;932401 wrote: Only Alpha the only Blondie could see that picture as X-RATED, what a dirty mind and Mungal you are loool. Nuune, i'm burning some Cuud and it smells nice. anyways, do you know why i've taken the name Alpha Blondy? p.s - the pic wasnt even X-RATED. what you talking about you little MOD jajuus? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;932400 wrote: Man if there wasn't Tacsi i would tell them to F off, now im confusingly looking for meel aan ku hooydo caawey man. Life aint easy caadi maha your level of selfishness, walahi. its a bloody funeral for goodness sakes!!!!! Oba, you're not normal. orod oo isaso dil so i can make little troll mashruuc about some empty room. let the people mourn in peace, inaar. wax isku faal oo isku xishood. p.s - samir iyo imaan, inaar.

nuune;932398 wrote: that's disgusting!. its sexist to the white ''i've-made-it-proIVF-diva'' but also racist to the black ''stop-and-search-race-card-playin-nigga''. all in all its quite frankly VILE and against the GOLDEN RULEs to post such perverse content. thanks for editing. :cool:;):o:) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;932395 wrote: Update: I Have been ordered to leave the entire house within 12 hrs. deploy the M00ryaan immediately... NO... that's a bad idea. forget it. is there a mahiga-type figure to mediate between the warrying parties and to ensure a quick and temporary peace settlement is achieved. peace is more important than anything, inaar. PLEASE don't react inaar. FADLAN, don't take revenge, us unuka folks have finally got our act together. for goodness sakes, Oba, isdaji and don't react with violence. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nicki is hood but in this song and vid, i fell in love with her. there is something allure about her, dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@VISA when has an unuka ever followed procedure anywhere? perhaps, the ones in Sweden are different and more civilised, ma istidhi? take it bro. don't ask for permission, its yours, its ALL yours, somaha? but maybe internal HAG-centric dealings are different maalaha? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wiil;932355 wrote: Why does the great wall of China comes in the seven wonders of the world? this doesn't make sense, willoow? please clarify your joke. i think it could be potentially good, if explained properly.

oba hiloowlow;932390 wrote: there is a wave of unuka settlers who are occupying my home inaar i have taken refugee in the living room. balaaya typical bloody unuka, they should have made the living room aka the capital their first target. but i suppose other provincial key areas will satisfy their demands, for now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you've still got CONTROL of the Capital!!!!!....the key priority now is maintaining your dominance of the living room. don't surrender an inch, inaar. very soon they'll make a run for the living room, maybe around 6:30PM local Swedish time. so be ready to defend the capital, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oba hiloowlow;932387 wrote: i am an IDP in my own freaking house SMFDH typical reer mudug, ma istidhi? so, inaar, bro, how exactly are you an IDP in your own freaking house, unless, of course, your house is big and spacious? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Oba, i witness some reer SL officials calling some other Somalis IDPs. i died of laughter but there were right, inaar. SL, is after all an independent entity, albeit being, internationally unrecognised. kuu duuc reer SL. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;932383 wrote: ^^You sound like kevin Stacey in House of Cards But in all seriousness, the longer you delay --------> CHE. i was actually watching SO1EO6 of HoC last night, inaar. a bit slow this drama, ma istidhi? i'd hate to be a Che walahi. balding head and having to fap off to BDSM porn is a deadly combo, dee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Alpha Blondy;932302 wrote: i'm out y'all. big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all. suckers! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent. an excellent day, thus far.... 2/2 objectives completed. tomorrow is very important. planning my programme for the week ahead. i've got a very busy week haha.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what about Berbera? it makes no sense to invest in Mogadishu when Berbera has closer proximity to Dubai. these HAG-centric thugs want everything for themselves, ma istidhi?

Haatu;932374 wrote: Alpha, just when are you going to get married? You're what 26/27? Do you want to be another Che? i couldn't possibly comment on my age nor on my potential marriage date. i'd hate to be a che, really.

Safferz;932347 wrote: ^^ anecdotal evidence does not qualify as data , and fortunately for Somali Canadians, what you "personally believe" has no effect whatsoever on policy. There are numerous reports and studies that show the SYSTEMIC issues in Canada negatively affecting communities like ours, regardless of what you believe. from a quantitative point of view miyaa, research methodology-gaagu?

i'm out y'all. big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all. suckers! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent.

OdaySomali;932288 wrote: Aaliyyah out of curiousity, explain what is a "good guy"?... lol jawaabtaada ayaan suggi. do you really think a woman can be trusted to explain something like that, inaar?