Alpha Blondy

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  1. 2nd APRIL 2013 BLOCK 1 BLOCK 2 BLOCK 3 BLOCK 4
  2. Wadani;933381 wrote: Haatu, not all Is@aqs fall under a Habro. I don't, yet my clan holds the seat of Grand Suldaan for all Is@aq clans. Sidaas ula soco. y'all were born into a civil partnership somaha?
  3. its still raining right now and since 5:55PM. it was so sudden. i was outside working on the garden one minute and the next it was raining cats and dogs.. mashallah.
  4. wyre;933343 wrote: SOL farahey ka baxday, I think SOL Section should be changed like this Kids forum where all kids should write there cantarabaqash things, some people think cantarabaqash is a beautifull word Dreamers forum for those who dream everyday waayeelada isku dhex yaacay forum for JB and his likes and akhyaarta forum like NORF and many others wyre, i see you're still angry even after my apology on the cantarbaqash thread. see below, please. Alpha Blondy;933164 wrote: ^ i've never thought that highly of you, too! Wyre, inaar, akhi, you misunderstood my jokes for pure hate . i don't hate you, walahi. i like you loads, walahi. you're a nice guy but you remind me of myself and what i am in real life, dee. i hate the weakness you display on SOL and its almost like i see myself in you so i attack and bully you viciously...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. inaar, this is the internet and its 2013 for goodness sakes!. grow some balls for goodness sakes, dee. why are you so shy, miskeen-like and sensitive for? these traits are for weak people. anyways i know those Arabs have rented 17 rooms in your maskax but let me at least be on the waiting list, inaar. don't forget me bro! don't ignore me! don't close the gates of friendship to me, inaar. anyways, i'm sorry and iga raali nooqo sxb. lets start again but learn to take a joke. a few hours of hardcore trolling on this thread allows me to insult and mock people (except Oba) and frees me and more importantly Al from his inner demons and it provides Al via me...... an outlet to release the frustrations of his toxic existence and pathetic excuse of a life. i had an excellent day today but you've ruined Al's and my mood now, because of your sulking. inaar, do you have the painters in maanta? are you a jew? do you think sulking like this is impressing your Arab custodian? he'd be very disappointed, if he knew how easily you give up. inaar, 9 years is a long time to wait for your visa but 2mins is a long time to be angry at me, so please isku xishood and lets be friends, ya akhi? ''aana waxshi'', ''aana kalbuun'', ''aana saqaajanuun'' and all those dirty Arab swear-words, you little doorfar. i'm a doorfar, see, are you happy now? anyways, this is a little shiric (gabay/poem) i copied and pasted from yahoo maktoob. i have NO idea what it means walahi and its probably not even a poem but one of the news headlines. but i'd do that for you, wryeoow, inaar. i'd write you a arabic poem! i'd do that for you, walahi. البحرين والجزائر تستبعدان حلا سياسيا بسوريا
  5. NGONGE;933339 wrote: ^^ Was that a real question warya? I thought it was one of your usual digs. I don't have enough to say to start an entire troll thread, saaxib. how many different types of questions are there? interesting, ma istidhi? there are at least 5, i think off, now; 1. interrogative question - EXPLAIN why you didn't answer my question? 2. inquisitorial question - do you suppose by ignoring my questio, you'll have one over me? 3. explanatory question i don't understand your question, can you please explain your question? 4. informational question - there are many question types, but only some questions require answers, what do you think of this? 5. rhetorical question it was rude of you to ignoring my question, ma istidhi? but what is a real question?
  6. being working on the garden. so much work involved. its become a full time mashruuc, ya?
  7. ^ YOU'RE RUDE NG. i asked you a question first and you respond back to JBs question. nah! thats bang out of order.
  8. ^ someone is knocking the door! i don't know who! i didn't open! i think they left now but i'm still not sure! please advice?
  9. i'm between a rock and a hard place right now, ma istidhi? i made a promise to someone but i really don't feel like seeing anyone today. OMG, i think i'll have to break my promise. i feel so bad for doing so but i really don't feel like meeting anyone today, you know. anyways, my phone has been switched off all day and i have a lot of work to do so i need to do my own stuff. i just switched my phone on and it was ringing like mad.
  10. NGONGE;933302 wrote: Qoraxdoo aroortii qaybisay falaarahaa..lalalala..dirin dara dirin.. not sure if I was fourth or fifth in but I don't care. Morning all. why don't you make your own trolls and cantarbaqash thread, inaar?
  11. listen once and tell me if you don't like! ya dig?
  12. get a load of that, very nice, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. oba hiloowlow;933260 wrote: Guysssss I have good news to tell you im getting $ 2400 in tax refund this Summer, Allaaaaaaaaahu Akbar walahi i wasn't expecting something magnificent like this especially when im going back home this summer. Allfoooooooooow inaar we gonna celebrate this big in H-town inaar all inclusive style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally it has paid off im going to Fast tomorrow to thank Allah for this extraordinary gift. the best news for a broke a$$ nigga like me. send some this way, innit. :cool:
  14. i didn't go to work today. i feel like shit. my life is nothing without work. i need to do something productive to salvage the rest of the day. i'm so disappointed, right now. you have no idea.
  15. Though things change, the future's still inside of me We must remember that tomorrow comes after the dark So you will always be in my heart, with unconditional love......
  16. oba hiloowlow;933148 wrote: Good. lmao did you see wyre's post i apologised but the little arab worshiper is being rude brov. i reduced my manhood and that of reerka for that little suicide bomber but he's just RUDE.
  17. oba hiloowlow;933075 wrote: waar ninku waa ciise moose the mujaahideen, beesha jesus moses is a league of their own waa mujaahdiin, they'll fight the rest of the world if they have to. Ciise moose waa gob gobi dhashay Allah dhowr beesha Ciise moose ee gobolka Saaxil. waa niman akhyaaro ahoo shareecada waafaqo Xaqqa jecel, Baadilkana la diriroow, Alla guusha siiyo cadowgoodana jabiyo, alleylehe waa ciise moose. i don't know how to respond to this amazing glorification of my reer and their illustrious history of conquest and politically leadership, inaar. thank you, walahi. i will return this favour in time, inaar. i promise. thanks again Oba. :cool:
  18. Safferz;933151 wrote: lol well I've only recently started posting regularly on SOL, so I'm only just starting to get a sense of the different personalities on here. Alpha has been trolling me since finding out I'm a doctoral student, hence all the comments about me being "uppity," "arrogant," a "pseudo-intellectual," etc. why are you telling people my attempts to intellectually seduce you via the PMs, inaar? i'm SHOCKED. we're finished now. thanks alot. nacala shakakakla! as if i had any shame left on these boards, an EXCLUSIVE slip of the tongue by SOL's finest doctor has ruined my lone-man credentials . thanks alot, saffzoow. we're finished! like i said. i hope you understand this!. leave me alone, okay? for goodness sakes, how am i going to explain this to Chubacky the Wacky, 5, Narnaih, somalicentric and all those other chicks i've ''allegedly'' dated via the PMs. my secret is out now and i will cry myself to sleep this African tonight.
  19. ^ wyre;933084 wrote: Alpha, i have a pity for you sxb,you gotta talk with tolka, quraan lagu saaraa sababtoo ah waad waalantahay, mar aad hal user iskala hadasho, mar inta 700 users sameysato aad haddana isla hadasho, mar aad sida dhoocilihi caytanto, war quraan isa saar hooge And this will be the last post to this thread coz it sucks indeed it's y last time to read a post from you i've never thought that highly of you, too! Wyre, inaar, akhi, you misunderstood my jokes for pure hate. i don't hate you, walahi. i like you loads, walahi. you're a nice guy but you remind me of myself and what i am in real life, dee. i hate the weakness you display on SOL and its almost like i see myself in you so i attack and bully you viciously...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. inaar, this is the internet and its 2013 for goodness sakes!. grow some balls for goodness sakes, dee. why are you so shy, miskeen-like and sensitive for? these traits are for weak people. anyways i know those Arabs have rented 17 rooms in your maskax but let me at least be on the waiting list, inaar. don't forget me bro! don't ignore me! don't close the gates of friendship to me, inaar. anyways, i'm sorry and iga raali nooqo sxb. lets start again but learn to take a joke. a few hours of hardcore trolling on this thread allows me to insult and mock people (except Oba) and frees me and more importantly Al from his inner demons and it provides Al via me...... an outlet to release the frustrations of his toxic existence and pathetic excuse of a life. i had an excellent day today but you've ruined Al's and my mood now, because of your sulking. inaar, do you have the painters in maanta? are you a jew? do you think sulking like this is impressing your Arab custodian? he'd be very disappointed, if he knew how easily you give up. inaar, 9 years is a long time to wait for your visa but 2mins is a long time to be angry at me, so please isku xishood and lets be friends, ya akhi? ''aana waxshi'', ''aana kalbuun'', ''aana saqaajanuun'' and all those dirty Arab swear-words, you little doorfar. i'm a doorfar, see, are you happy now? anyways, this is a little shiric (gabay/poem) i copied and pasted from yahoo maktoob. i have NO idea what it means walahi and its probably not even a poem but one of the news headlines. but i'd do that for you, wryeoow, inaar. i'd write you a arabic poem! i'd do that for you, walahi. البحرين والجزائر تستبعدان حلا سياسيا بسوريا
  20. oba hiloowlow;933140 wrote: im guilty of that crime .. that's alrite, inaar. you didn't mean any harm.
  21. Safferz;933110 wrote: Dee "inaar," how can you battle me if you've already lost? Box with someone in your own league yes......waa ruunta. i will quickly exist the thread and never SPEAK to you again. you little haraam doorfarad! :cool: i'm too cool for y'all, anyways :cool: bye Saffzoow, inaar.
  22. Chimera;933119 wrote: Alpha is an extremely horny 'lost boy' that fled to Hargeisa where he now abuses Oromo maids and plays dictator. He doesn't like seeing women do anything more than cook and clean. According to sources that know him, Alpha's crime in London was of a sexual nature, and you can tell from the way he stalks you and the myriad of angry emoticons in the above posts that he has similar ill-intentions towards you. The man has an uncurable disease, and most likely will die in a couple months, stay alert until then. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@adams Zeyla, nacala kugu yal, ma istidhi!
  23. oba hiloowlow;933093 wrote: shiiiid H.Awal.there Oba, you do actually realise its a serious offensive to use Qabil names on SOL and a serious breach of the GOLDEN RULES? inaar, call me anything but NEVER that ugly term. i hate that label, WALAHI. i feel NO affinty towards that? akhas! nacala shakakala, fadlan please edit. OMG, its my kryptonite! I'M DYING......i will need to write my will immediately.... so long as it stays on this thread. :mad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  24. Safferz;933068 wrote: Actually no, it's not. Research methods 101 - the plural of anecdote is not data. Personal experience can certainly be useful, but not when it's being used to deny substantial evidence being presented in this thread. Who cares if you "made it"? We are not talking about individuals here, but overarching systemic issues and trends we are seeing in the Somali community. Your question has been discussed extensively in this thread, I suggest you read through the last two pages for some of the specific factors relevant to the Somali community. for goodness sakes, waan waashoo, cadan caawa waa laga heesaya, ayaan uu maleen, ma istidhi? @ SOL these days! :mad: Saffzoow, i'm literally sick to the stomach with your uppity arrogant attitude. as the foremost expert in SOCIAL AFFAIRS on SOL, i CANNOT and WILL NOT... just stand there and observe your DESTRUCTION and IGNORANCE from the sidelines, any more! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: YOU and ME for an intellectual dual? a BATTLE of the brains? a fight to the death? ma fahantahay saffzoow!? ANY topic? ANY discussion? Qualitative or Quantitative? waad ila garatay sheekada ayaan filaya, ee soo diyaargaroow? ma fahantahay Saffzoow! :mad: :mad: