Alpha Blondy

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  1. its raining now. its been raining for the last 10mins. nothing like yesterdays epic rains but its too early to comment on its velocity and other such variables.
  2. oba hiloowlow;933946 wrote: waraa Al what is the tol doing about the dispute shiiiid i was expecting tolka would defend you like that dude in new hargeysa my family, more specifically my dad side of the family are not aware of the lands i've acquired. i haven't told them because they're more likely to claim it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  3. Haatu;933918 wrote: The boy has a way with words ma istiri perhaps but mere words will not be enough to get me a wife, ma istidhi? :rolleyes: maybe its time to do less talking and more walking, ya?
  4. ^ LAND DISPUTE UPDATE I just came back from their house, after myself and the expert from the dowlada hoose were summoned for an emergency by the MILF-criminal. she was very nice, as was expected and i sensed there was chemistry between us, perhaps more on my side than hers... she was very hospitable and i apologised for my expletive-ridden shameful tirades, following our phone conversation, early this morning. i was somewhat rude and very assertive in getting my views across but also about resolving the land issue, once and for ALL. of course, the situation has been made increasingly more difficult, after my mother's intervention despite her not being aware of the situation on the ground. the mother doesn't understand the low-level scumability of reer hargeisa but she's NEVER wrong and i was in the end forced to accept her decision and to comply with her position on the proceedings. anyways, i will be visiting my land on friday to observe the stone-lying spectacle, once again and inshallah kheyr, i can finally be at peace, safe in the knowledge that my title-deeds to the land will be secure, this time around. whatsmore, as a gesture of goodwill, i was able to help the MILF-criminal resolve some unrelated matters and i feel this will provide some closure to this unfortunate incident. :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  5. Alpha Blondy;933647 wrote: i need to atone for missing work today so i'm afraid its an early night for Al. i'm out y'all LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....:cool: a complete failure of a day. everything was ruined. new pressures also came up. also the land dispute is flaring up again and i had a serious argument this morning with the dodgy reer samater people. there was a funeral of a high profile figure in town (deputy speaker of the SL upper house-guurti) and this completely ruined my plans as all the leaders of the country were MIA = 0% objectives completed. NO light at the end of the tunnel. i feel terrible and in a state of confusion.....and not to mention, as if things weren't bad enough already, i now have to host that person i was ignoring yesterday. could life get any worse? i don't know. fcking hell, ma istidhi?
  6. Alpha Blondy;933288 wrote: i didn't go to work today. i feel like shit. my life is nothing without work. i need to do something productive to salvage the rest of the day. i'm so disappointed, right now. you have no idea. i need to atone for missing work today so i'm afraid its an early night for Al. i'm out y'all LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....:cool:
  7. excellent news! this is wonderful news, Sister Aaliyah of Abu Hafsa Mosque (lowers gaze) i've waited patiently to hear from you again, after so many weeks, wondering if you'll ever get in touch with me again. well, that wait is now over and this wonderful news will further consolidated what we've both waited for and for long, too. i lobbied the UAE government to resolve their visa dispute with canada and now, you can visit me at will and we shall finally complete the sacred matrimony of being man and wife. from UAE, i'm only 1hr and 30mins away. tickets are fairly reasonably priced and there are direct flights. once you've purchased your ticket, i shall be waiting for you in Berbera International Airport, Somaliland, with a maxraam from Las Anod. From Berbera, we'll go to my newly furnished house and you'll have access to SOL, provided your laptop is wireless, in the our segregated bedroom as per your request. then we shall send each other PMs until 6 in the morning. Waa Bila Towfiq. Abu Alfa Al Blondee
  8. oba hiloowlow;933616 wrote: nice games tonight, i watched both and i enjoyed it.. who won?
  9. your uncle caqil is under arrest, so send some money now!!!!!! my car's in a ditch in the middle of no-where and i'm not able to move, so send some money now!!!!!!!!!!! your little cousin has fallen from a tree and need emergency Type A bloood, so send some money now and be ready to donate some blood!!!! your other cousin has beaten pregnant woman and its highly likely she's had a miscarriage, so send some money!!!!!! the baby's milk has run out and we need an emergency supply so send some now!!!!! (this little ditty is used when the khat runs out early) F-ing hell, ma istidhi? reer Somaliland are truly sick in the head.....
  10. Safferz;933589 wrote: Read the post above, it says "the parents... are of mixed race themselves." I've seen them on television too, and you can google them (I'd post a pic for you but I'm not at a computer right now). They are the same colour as the darker skinned little girl. irrespective of whether you can dip into a computer or not, can you please tell us how this freaky anomaly occurred? because i find it difficult to believe that it even occurred in the first place. if you also read the post above, you'll see the odds of 'this' occurring are incredibly thin. now, i don't deal in wax la yidhi's and other forms of speculations but your objective input, in reaching a conclusion, would be very much appreciated.
  11. Safferz;933578 wrote: What unfamiliar environment? She is half black and half white, and so are her parents, who have the same colour as her. If anything, it's the white-looking child that is out of place, because she doesn't look like her black parents. where does it say...her parents are mixed race? and more importantly, how do we know this?
  12. haatu, do you remember this? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. the black child should be adopted to a black couple or placed within a supportive black foster home/carers, immediately. if the ''mother'' had any common sense, she'll make the right decision. it'll be a farce to raise the black child in an environment so far removed from her. however, if raised in these unfamiliar environments, it'll have devastating consequences for her long term sense of self, identity and sense of belonging.
  14. oba hiloowlow;933503 wrote: guys which game should i watch tonight, Bayern munich vs Juventus or Barcelona vs PSG? go for the bayern vs juve game. its more tactical.
  15. oba hiloowlow;933370 wrote: sure bruvs ok. 400 would be useful. send 400 only via Dahabshiil and i'll invest this into a hagbad scheme for you, so by the time you come here...your money triples. 0% commission. :cool:
  16. Haatu;933481 wrote: i.i.door i.i.door [i-dor] Extremely Disparaging and Offensive. Offensive and inflammatory tribal slur. noun 1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive a) commonly used to refer to a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada b) used in a pejorative manner against a member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada 2. Transliteration chose-for-me 3. Origin the origins of the term is disputed but it first entered mainstream spoken Somali in the 1830s. it was originally used by camel-herders from the south (modern day kilika 5-aad), who were unable to access goods or services meant they were forced to barter (exchange basic goods and services for their livestock) with the more affluent and cosmopolitan coastal people of the North (member of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada). hence, the term was borne out of one tribes frustrations and over-reliance for survival on another tribe. the term has become less used in modern times but its historical connotation, all too often, evokes a deep-seated historical rivalry but more particularly a disparaging hatred for members of the i.s.a.a.c.k clan or a descendent of the duriyada by camel-herding long-leggers. ;) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  17. Haatu;933474 wrote: looooooooooooool Poor Wadani doesn't get this Brit joke :D Wadani, only the Habros are known mate, the rest must be... walle, you're right Hat.... americans, whether bloody sand-dwellers or cadaans have serious issues comprehending jokes....
  18. check this other plant.....15th DEC to 2nd APRIL 2013. i'm still shocked by its growth.:confused:
  19. check this.....1st JAN to 2nd APRIL 2013. isn't that impressive y'all?.....
  20. ^^ after your allegation last month, i've trimmed ''the ugly weeds''. thanks for the compliment, its means a lot.
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