on wadani a great guy. he's also a Somalilander but one has to keep his my distance from this ''ticking time-bomb'' as it could disrupt my plans to reign supreme and expose my fascist SL tendencies. being rude and offensive to another SL guy is NOT something i like to do but its necessary. an articulate guy, he's very knowledgeable but he poses a serious danger in the long run. he must be kept at bay and MUST always remain an outsider to my little kingdom, the quota is already FULL. i've had to give up debating many areas of expertises because he's convincingly better than me at debating these. he's a little too nice and perhaps genuine in his attempts to befriend but responding with mockery has proved to be successful against this crafty little Dmitry Medvedev to my Putinisms. my mockery of Wadani has been replicated by Haatu, which is perhaps, the only thing he's proved useful at and inadvertently too. if i could only get the rest of the pawns against this SL Mr. Nice-Guy, who stands alone and could hold his own....that would be excellent as it vindicate me in my fake plural pro-Somali view, i often espouse. he worries me with his lack of interest and sporadic posts on Al's thread, surely he must controlled at will and post according to my will. he must have a weakness. this has to be discovered and exploited at once. once i figure out wadani's thumbscrew, i will use it against him until he folds as a loyal pawn. i'll use him for my proxy interests outside of this realm. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

on Apo a kane to my abel, a magneto to my charles xavier, a promoter of evil to Al's good conscious vibe. the guy is the ultimate enemy and punished he must be. he possess firm-held convictions and despite finding his views to be morally repugnant and stomach churching, there's a small potential for him to attest his loyalty to me. i've found his achelis heels and i'm using this against him. a long time ago a great friend but that a long time ago and he's a sworn enemy, now. we're very similar in style and in humour and we both understand each other's subtle nuances. but we're also both very proud and stubborn and this forum is not big enough for both us to rule supreme. if i were him, i'd just pledged loyalty to me but he's a renegade with NO allegiance to anyone or anything for that matter. i sometimes wonder about the potential of our combined efforts and its synergy. with me at the helm, we having the ability to change SOL forever but that will NEVER happen. a social recluse to my more ceremonial style, his activities outside of this realm are worthy of praise but he's a little saqajaan and always ruins my parade like a russell crowe, in the that epic scene from Gladiator, where he makes a mockery of the King's supreme rule. he's close to Oba, but Oba's firmly back to my side and i have to keep them apart. he's also in incoots with Haatu because they're of the same tribe and their politics is very similar and it troubles me, deeply. using haatu as a pawn against this potential challenger, is working to perfection but that haatu is so unpredictable and he could be swayed by the evil of Apo. if only i could control both Oba and Haatu, Apo's finished and all threats from him cease immediately but he's too close to Oba as they PM each other, which is actually concerning. he's also close to unstable haatu. i have TOTALLY crash his spirit and by any means too. NO ONE will challenge me, NO ONE! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

on haatu i don't quite remember at what stage this little cigarette ash came onto the stage. anyways, i find him incredibly annoying and i wish he was dead. he's also another pivotal player in my attempts to get this thread on par with the enemies. at some stage, he'll have to be sacrificed. i've stopped myself so many times now but he'll be put to the guillotine soon, i just don't know when. he's posts average are excellent and he seems to bring people to the thread, which is important. he's a popular guy like that Oba but i don't trust him, unlike the unuka. he's loyalty is prone to constant changes and he's bound to seriously betray me. i find him very dangerous and unpredictable. he's also not as dumb as he appears and there's more to this little mark-a-bull than meets the eye. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

on Oba i can't stand the guy. i've never been fond of the unuka nor am i about to start now with this one. the guy is mentally retarded. he's loyal but besides that he brings nothing of benefit to the table. we've come to know each other and to be honest, i feel like i'm suffocating and severely dilapidated by my efforts to befriend him plus he's growing confidence and made several gaffs against Al. i keep him close because Apo is dangerous getting close, once again, to taking Oba away from me. that won't happen. Oba is the key piece of this chess-game between good and evil. good will reign supreme and evil will be suppressed for eternity. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this is not the time for division for indeed the hand of history will forever bare witness to our failures. those whose aim is to curtail our mission are not worthy of mention. ask not what this thread does for you but what you do for the thread my comrades. this is NOT the time for petty squabbles and personality conflicts to stand before us, we MUST collectively turn the path of trajectory in its direction, for indeed, there will come a time when we'll rejoice and say..... i was there, i was there, i was there ...when we took victory and the hand of history forever bore witness to our collective triumph, indeed. oh my comrades that day, the hour, the moment of sheer bliss, my friends is not far! and by hook or crook, we'll get there!......to the promise land ^ Al's views....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. he asked if i could get this to y'all. that little inanimate little doofar. malaha he thinks he's on a divine biblical sort of mission, perhaps all his rhetoric has got to his head? i don't know what runs through the minds of criminal dhaqan celis folks but ignore the above. i'll give you the real downlow on what i think of those post on this thread. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OdaySomali;934632 wrote: Leave the little qaansiir alone, that parrt was actually humorous you can't call me ''qaansiir''. that's a personal attack, inaar. you're basically implying i'm dirty and from an islamic point of view - HARAM. that's not fair Odayoow. the ''doorfar'' sounds less offensive and is actually more endearing (pumbaa from lion king). plus the doorfar is alive but by calling me ''qaansiir'', it equates my entire being with a lifeless product on a shop shelf. you're basically calling me worthless ee ka noqo, inaar. vs xadgudub or what, ma istidhi?

chubacka;934622 wrote: she was more comfortable with this revert. interesting......:confused:

Salahudin;934625 wrote: Do u even know the meaning of INAAR, ya dhaqan calis? yes! its short for inaadeero. you salafi's have a trend for misinterpreting things, INAAR, ma istidh?

Salahudin;934616 wrote: Alpha, how could u call ur fellow nomad doofar?subxanaAllah... yeah.... but i don't mean no harm by it. Oday knows this.....otherwise he could report me to the macalin dugsi the ADMIN and get me banned, if he does this....he's a little doorfar. thanks for the prayer, inaar.

i'm out of this thread. you're all my friends and i don't want to chose between y'all. y'all are putting me in a difficult position. bye.

DoctorKenney;934613 wrote: But to set different standards for Somali men and reverts is disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. who are you impressing with this politically correct rant, inaar? :confused:

Wadani;934600 wrote: Who r the members of this exclusive clique? despite having two dads for a habar, you're one of us yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. :cool: wadani - the cool kids who acts dumber than he actually is.....so to roll with us but we all know your two dads did a good of raising you, inaar. :cool:

Haatu;934597 wrote: Alpha, does he want to join our clique or something? He's welcome but he must know there are some conditions. YES! but what do we know about this S.Poow, inaar. he's an odd one and we know absolutely nothing, dee. maxa tala ah?

OdaySomali;934594 wrote: You really need to stop addressing me with this irritating "inaar" though... I might have to take a leaf out of Oba's book and use this ignore facility. you may want to deny my country, you may want to take away my right to speak with a dialect but,............i tell you what, inaar......you'll never take away my FREEDOM, ee sida uula soco....doorfaryahow!.

Juxa;934584 wrote: Let her marry monkey if she wants maxaa kaga galay? excuse me? i beg your pardon? :mad:

further research shows that somali women who have highly skewed preference for reverts have experimented with skin whitening creams at least once. conclusive evidence, if ever required...not that it was necessary!

research has shown that somali/revert marriages proportionally have higher incidences of domestic violence than a somali marriages.

OdaySomali;934575 wrote: Tell them. Its a defeatist attitude. yeah!....uu sheeg, inaar.

^ he's weird....i don't know, inaar.

Apophis;934565 wrote: Wanna exchange names? that's not a bad idea, you know....... laakin i couldn't be a god-denier, inaar.

Apophis;934554 wrote: She'll be an outcast from the larger community and so will be her kids. i agree. there was a somali chick whose insatiable desire and highly-skewed preference for reverts, ultimately, resulted in her demise. its starts around the early noughties. she could've marriage the millions bros out there....... but NO!....they say reverts have certain allure about them, and despite various warnings.......she didn't listen, did she, now? and sadly she was left to rue her mistake.....2005ish and she's married to 419 scam ex-convict nigerian akhi who found god. good start to their marriage. couple of kids later..... DISTRESS...... (only a faarax has the propensity to tolerate the nac-nac of a foul-mouthed xalimo.....). and the nigerians takes his kids to nigeria and DIVORCES her! our ''revert lover sister'' goes mad. true story. happened in north london.

you must know your enemy, so why ignore them? also this feature is potentially in conflict with the proposed freedom of speech draft resolution. i'm not ignoring anyone but i'd block Alpha Blondy, if i could, ruunti. this site is making me more ignorant, really.

revert chasers are in need of counselling.

i'm surprised its not the typical storyline of one good guy and one bad guy and the different paths they take in life.

SomaliPhilosopher;934440 wrote: Stay tune for today's new episode of SP's food critique on the Alpha Cantarbaqash network. .. Preview of next episode: SP has betrayed his people again. This time by treating himself to columbian pancakes instead of tradition malawax. Will he surivie the guilt? Or will the food be too good to care. Does ge take the columbian waitress home. Stay tune for next episode! !! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@ S.Poow i find your attempts to mimic quite amusing, inaar. you're a nut-case!