Apophis;941461 wrote: What can we do to overthrow Alpha? Any ideas? FULL FORCE will be used against any further secession. :mad:

oba hiloowlow;941450 wrote: Your not welcome here Bax!!!! despite your historical claim to independence, i still have FULL jurisdiction of this thread. :mad:

this thread is part of the federal state of alpha.....

UNITED are CHAMPIONS! we could take lessons from sir alex, walle.

Apophis;941432 wrote: I must say, I find it highly disrespectful that you welcome Oba and Haatu with open arms. It makes you look cheap and cheerful. What's wrong with perpetual hostilities huh?? You're a weakling!! to the right honourable gentleman, i say....we are the government and you're once again in the wilderness of the political landscape!

Haatu;941417 wrote: Heh. War I managed to turn nearly everyone on this board against SOL's favourite son (still in appeasing mode ). If anything I'm overqualified but I'll leave it for simpletons like Oba young haatu, as eager as ever, ma istidhi? what doesnt break you; makes you stronger...ma maqaashey? :cool:

oba hiloowlow;941419 wrote: shiid al if you don't make me vice-president walahi i will overthrow your little kacaan government a la USC style............. for goodness sakes! STOP conforming to stereotypes for once in your life and be productive like everyone else! p.s - i've renounced the SNM to work for a better tomorrow, ma garatay? :mad:

3,000 we did it guys. when was the last time we were all here together? Mashallah. the good days are before us, once more, forever, more...indeed.

Alpha Blondy;941372 wrote: this is the official theme song of this thread. it will be played when i enter the thread. failure to observe the 2 mins silence, during the delayed postings of CANTARBAQASH and other such related forms of TROLLING from 'subjects,' upon Al's entrance, into his KINGDOM.....will be DESTRUCTIVE. a polite reminder, if you will....

oba hiloowlow;941407 wrote: post and telecommunication? wtf? Al do i look like 0.5 to you nacalaa aniik wallahi, i will sack you, ma garatay? :mad: inaar, the HAG has been downsized ee sida uula soco.

ATTENTION ALL TROLLERs. A PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS....... inaars' it is with great pleasure to be here with y'all. in this inaugural speech, i've been presented with the difficult task of forming my cabinet. i have thought long and hard about creating a cabinet worthy of ensuring the continued success of this thread, as it enters, its third age. as we finish this second age, we've seen DARK EVIL FORCES enter our kingdom.... shatter our unity, interrupt our cordial relations. the plotting of those, who rejected my leadership has undeniable caused heinous internal divisions. we also saw these internal divisions permeate and seep deeply into the very heart of our Kingdom. that was then, but i'm now offering you the opportunity, to work together with your President to undertake the mammoth challenges that lies before us. join me as we enter the third age with VIGOR and a RENEWED SENSE OF PURPOSE. i'm seeking your undying loyalty, your unreserved confidence in my ability to lead. i'm also opening the door to forge new friendships, partnerships of strengths.....built on the cordial and productive ties of this kingdom. my government will consist of the following: Vice-President: Cambuulo iyo bun Minister of Commerce, Labour, Transport and Public Works: Nin-Yaban Minister of civil aviation, post and telecommunications: Oba Minister of defence: Xabad Minister of education: Haatu Minister of finance: Qansax Minister of foreign affairs: Apo Minister of Health: NGONGE Minister of justice: Juxa Minister of Interior: Inaadeero Arafat Minister of information: SPoow Minister of livestock, fisheries and agriculture: Minister of presidency: Tallabo Minister of Rural Development and Environment: Coofle Minister of State planning: Reeyo Minister of sports, culture and tourism - Wadani Minister of water, mineral resources: Wyre take you positions and duly perform your tasks with full CONVICTION. its your individual responsibility to present before me, your plans and objectives for your respective ministries. God Bless! President Alpha B.

Haatu;941375 wrote: lol the funny thing is he's put me on the ignore list. He's still butt hurt about the thread I made I beg quote this so he sees :D i can see you, Haatu! i have no reason to respond to your desperate pleas to get my attention. you're a worthless little i-door, walle. you made a highly offensive thread about my person, with the sole purpose of insulting and ruining my honour and i don't trust you, anymore. you're a judus...ee sida uula soco.

Safferz;941367 wrote: Then send your plagiarized love songs to someone else :mad: are you now saying you have to claimed ethically and in accordance with recognised forms of sourcing? you're a cheap little cow's udder!. i'm NOT interested in you, anymore. ma garatay?

this is the official theme song of this thread. it will be played when i enter the thread. failure to observe the 2 mins silence, during the delayed postings of CANTARBAQASH and other such related forms of TROLLING from 'subjects,' upon Al's entrance, into his KINGDOM.....will be DESTRUCTIVE.

Safferz;941354 wrote: What are you talking about, Alpha? lol please unearth and brush the century old dust..... off these undiscovered gems, which, are yet to be explored. lead us to salvation, saffz. :confused:

Safferz;941352 wrote: You can't blame Wadani for this, no one forced you to plagiarize lyrics :mad: for goodness sakes, this is NOT classroom, where you reign supreme! its a public forum and i can cut and paste....as, when, how, i see fit! ma garatay, you little waxaar..:mad:

priorities for may 2013 - new curtains for the living room (something fresh and stuff, you know) - new work bag (the current one is a little too old, you know) - a new iron (i'll have to have this imported) - continuing the tolka meetings (with the view of dethroning my caqil uncle) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ its script-galore on there but its a little boring, ma garatey?

Safferz;941345 wrote: Alpha, colonial thinking is the assumption that Africans did not and cannot write or think for themselves, which is what makes recovering these old texts produced by Somalis all the more historically significant. It is true that Somali society is predominantly an oral one, but that's not to say that some people were not literate in other languages and wrote in those scripts, either in those languages themselves or to transcribe Somali. Not only do we have some early English writings like this one, but there is an entire body of work which is Somali in Arabic script (something found across various Muslim societies in Africa, known as Ajami literature). i had NO idea. what are we waiting for, inaar? get on with it already, ma istidhi?

oba hiloowlow;941321 wrote: heedhe whats up with the C-blocking inaar :eek: let these knowledge-endowed uppity-pseudo-intellectuals have their orgies, inaar. its quite obvious, i'm not wanted nor good enough for them.

Safferz;941319 wrote: Alpha what do you have to say for this? Waan ku nacay the truth of the matter remains, this: Wadani is a Dmitry Medvedev to Al's Putinism.....ee sida uula soco.:mad:

Safferz;941315 wrote: lol it wasn't written posthumously, it was published posthumously. It is a primary source. Why not read the document before speculating Alpha? surely, you can't possibly think this 'work' was given the green light by the somali fellow? NO, he didn't give the green light.... because he was already DEAD. our culture is oral. we didn't write, especially in 1928. whether posthumously published or written, it makes no difference. the point remains, such materials are often written from a eurocentric standpoint with the further added insult of seeking to denigrating our rice and beautiful culture. how can you possibly take the work of a white man SERIOUS, with a predisposed engendered view,.... and particularly so, given the period, in which, this 'work' was written. 1928! kulaha ''The Life and Adventures of a Somali" .... classic 19th century colonial thinking..... the same thinking that caricatured and oversimplified entire cultures and peoples as docile imbeciles, ripe for civilising and indeed worthy of colonalising. i don't need to read this 'work' as it served a political purpose. thanks for the offer, inaar....... but i REFUSE to read such filth. for our cordial relations, you ought to refrain from posting such NONSENSE under the guise of scholarship. i'm utterly dismayed, and indeed disappointed..... that you could possibly think that....... you can shove this NONSENSE in Alpha's face. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

oba hiloowlow;941309 wrote: show ileen he's just teenager living in his mothers basement pretending to be in SL lmao i ain't gonna lie, inaar. most of my little stories are 'sexed up' to appear larger than life. but what can i do, dee? i need the attention. BTW, i'm a member of a turkish forum. they're convinced i'm a turk.

^oi, inaar...naga daa the qarxis. what's up with you, dee?

^ ok. thanks for clarifying. but its still written in English and its highly probable....... this secondary source, is not 100% 'concrete' Somali, since it was written posthumously. 100% or nothing, inaar. p.s - i meet and conversed with the son of Richard Pankhurst. alula was his name.