BATIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

imisa jilib ayuu u kala baxaa reer dhagistaan? deegaankeenu xagu ku yaala? ?

for goodness sakes! what kind of teacher are you, horta? bloody reer dhagistaan yaa wax ka baraan jiray? bloody laangaab....waar, you're an ehlu naar, ee sida uula soco. end of class. i refuse to be taught by a laangaab. did you know that my immediate sub-clan is 95k!

Alpha Blondy;941611 wrote: imisa jilib ayuu uu kala baaxa reer dhagistaan? deegaankeenu xaagu ku yaala? ?

imisa jilib ayu uu kala baxa reer dhagistaan? deegaankeenu xaage ku yaala?

oo yaad ka ahyd horta, inaar?

what's your qabil Nuunooow?

Chimera;941588 wrote: ^ are laughing at me, adamooow? :mad: you little cleft palate sangudude. i bet, despite all your artificial displays of piety and ''let's all rejoice and sing Kumbayah around the campfire BS''. you're probably the biggest closest qabilist out there, ma istidhi? its usually, your type..... the ones who project this imagine of ''perfectness'' who are the worse. don't BS and nanny the people. the people are NOT dumb.

d/p

this is just ridiculous. this thread reeks of political correctness! uff fooqal uff. i will NOT be gagged and forced into a humiliating silence over my passion to discuss qabil!

i try so hard to a tribalist but i CAN'T, this bothers me deeply because my authenticity as a Somali is questioned, dee. no matter how hard i try, i just CAN'T..... walahi. the context of this system is lost on me. i've much to learn but i also posses a clean objective heart. i'm first a monkey then a super Awl then SLander then Somali. sometimes, the order of these change around but for the most part and most days, i'm just Al, KING of SOL (1st Monkey in history) and everybody's favourite little monkey. i've made my peace with qabil. coming to SL has cleansed my soul of such filth. laakin, that's my inner view. in my outer and public view, i don't particularly like when people say bad things about my clan but i don't also resort to defending any entire group of monkeys, most of which, i don't know off nor can relate too. what's more, i don't like it when people speculate on my clan identity. i don't have a problem telling you my clan....and i won't be offended if you ask. its better coming from me than for y'all to prejudge and label me, ya dig? i want to be seen and known as Al.... a simple, ordinary guy whose also happens to be coolest monkey, you'll ever know its futile. i agree with haatu and XX, here. lets speak about it.....in the hope we can overcome its ''speculative-wax-la-yidhi'' nature. that's the bit, i DON'T LIKE. i also think we're all the same and there is no such thing as a clan hierarchy, despite the view out there, that monkeys are supreme and like the Brahmin of Somalis. each qabil has its own interesting and intricate inner dynamics. its the social sense of belonging, i like the most. when i invite my monkey friends around, i like it because, its a politically correct-free environment. you can actually express yourself without worrying about clan sensitivities. when i'm with my assorted mixed clan friends, i'm more careful not to offend and forced to skirt around such sensitive clan issues...... because, i'm the kind of guy who'd insult a clan and think its perfectly fine, since i don't mean harm..... i like the intrepid fox of the east clan the most, walahi. they are so frank, candid and unaffected by its sensitive nature. d-hunters are cool, too. but its the HAG's that do it for me maar kasta. they are poles apart from me, that any discussion around qabil is unlikely to change the mood or influence your opinion and theirs. i don't like D-BLOCK because i've had no exposure to them. call me ignorant, inaar. i didn't like the one's in London because they were greedy and tribalist. avoid these people because qabil is like a pastime to them..ma garateen? lets be free of this.... ''my qabil is better than your qabil because of a long historical claim to a borehole in ceel-afweyne, or ceel boor or cel badhale NONSENSE''. its not often i write real opinions on these boards because of the biases of my monkey-centric view of the world, these days, but lets take heed guys and celebrate diversity in all it glory regardless of clans, tribes, and qabils. I LOVE ALL MY PEOPLE....ee sida uula soco. but i LOVE the monkeys the most, ma istidhi?

President Alpha B flees capital. Haatu appointed to negotiate a cease-fire with rebels who currently control the capital.

oba hiloowlow;941535 wrote: Die madafakas die!!!!! ATTACK IN THE FSA early reports suggest that a serious security breach has dented FSA's scheduled Football tournament cup. at this early stage, FIFA, the world football governing body, has warned against participation of all country. President Alpha B was quoted by unidentified sources that he'll be quick to strike back. but with a failing economy and internal insurrection predicated to occur soon, the FSA has requested a UN intervention force in holding back the rebel march to its capital. FSA Sun (anti-government paper)

must build internal security. huge investment in the different limbs of the security services. must employ covert operations in the rebel stronghold. NO negotiation with the rebels. contact that war of lord Apo and use his services to destroy the rebel capital. we're hosting the international football competition that we won to host in 2999. must ensure its success and quick boost of the economy.

4.5 inflation. 2 successive quarters of negative growth. unemployement at 23% internal security apparatus is a mess. (might have to purchase more arms from the KDF) human right's allegations of the worst kind (international media condemns FSA) explain Hersi,..... sorry i meant Haatu?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatuoooow soo gal

haatu ensure FULL military withdrawal immediately, adigo mudane. we're heading back to the capital.

oba hiloowlow;941507 wrote: Come at me bro im ready and i will win bidnillahi kariim secret meeting in New Delhi between rebel group and the FSA (private between Imam Oba and Nabadoon Al) come back Oba. don't let these long-leggers ruin our IRIR pact.

Alpha Defence Force goes in hard! Oba a simple HAG doesnt have the will, conviction and ideology to maintain independence. you've already made a mistake in messing with the FSA. i will ensure you're destruction. Apo there are several positions up for grabs. your interests will be taken with the utmost urgency. Haatu a full report will suffice. have you poisoned the already strained relationships between FSA sub-region and its KDF ally?

its so sad to have a conversation with yourself, ma isitdhi? especially when its long winded like this. good stuff Adams.

Haatu;941483 wrote: Alpha, we have to teach them our narrative of events first of all. We then teach them that their former ways are primitive and our superior. Pretty soon they'll be radical loyalists before you know it. i've appointed you the Viceroy of this region. ensure it folds to our will. i have a sudden urge to go back to the capital. :cool:

60+million in the bag? you're lacking basic infrastructure and access to the international community? a strong federal system will ensure the success of our collective will.

oba hiloowlow;941463 wrote: war bax you hear me and dont let the door hit you on the way out.. a referendum will be held, pending a further study of pro-FSA activity, in the south.

Haatu;941462 wrote: ^Why overthrow when you can control in the shadows? thank you for accompanying me on this state visit to this wasteland.... Minister Haatu, what can we do, in terms of education, for this undeveloped regional state? :confused: