Alpha Blondy

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  1. lets face it........ this so-called language of 'our' is jacbur-like....... and meshed together. i think we'll need to invent a new language....as this so-called language of 'our' is full of colonial residues.....
  2. Safferz;945974 wrote: MUCH cleaner than your shack, ma istidhi? on more pressing issues.......how does a seemingly spotless and well-groomed house have a cockroach problem......? maxa dhacay? the pif-paf is too expensive miyaa? mise y'all Dhusamarebian folks attract the cockroaches? did someone say dhuuso? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  3. ^ i hear your cries, inaar. i lost a very good sony experia phone in march. and my BB's screen went white in april........just white and nothing else. i was so hurt..... all these smart phones are pathetic. but you needn't worry too much thought....... because i'm sure you'll bounce back from these annoying set-backs. i have... have i really recovered thought? NO. you're screwed.....and your phone is screwed too...ee sida uula soco... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  4. Cambuulo iyo bun;945961 wrote: Yes, yes of course :D
  5. Safferz;945965 wrote: Seeing the spray bottle triggered my PTSD from roach related encounters in Hargeisa And then there was the time I found a lizard and its babies under my pillow... haha@Saffz, you're house wasnt clean, miyaa? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  6. ^ you can take the boy out of the west but it appears you can't take the westerness out of him, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - we've got all sorts of stuff here. almost everything walahi. this is not the somali region of Ethiopia, you know..
  7. ^ oh right..... as in a 'educator' in af-somaliga?
  8. Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;945953 wrote: macalin = barre seems like someone is still stuck in the good old days of the kacaan.
  9. Safferz;945955 wrote: Is that cockroach spray in the centre Alpha? yes! how did you know? most of the cockroaches in hargeisa are from dhusamareeb. i bet you didn't know that?
  10. Cambuulo iyo bun;945954 wrote: You eat that much chocolate everyweek? Caafimad maqabtid sxb NO... NO...sidaas maha...the chocolates are for the local kids and my little cousins when they visit. i also occasionally dip into them, too...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:p
  11. ^ i'm dark caramel....ee sida uula soco, inaar. very close to the dark side, these days. i love being dark, walahi. its amazing. i hated it when i was casaan.....i wanted to get rid of the last remaining vestiges of westernimo about my person. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  12. did the weekly shopping today....saturdays are always ideal. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. ^ abti....its so good to see you again on here..... soo xalaadu dhag maha. where have you been lately? how's your revision. if you need help, let me know...ma garatay.
  14. Tallaabo;945897 wrote: They are a peaceful people who value tolerance and Somalinimo. But they live in a rough neighbourhood. population exchange is needed at once. lets bring our brothers and sisters home.
  15. Muj. Major-General Alpha B.....reporting for duty.
  16. [Chorus:] The World Is A Cycle And Everything Weh Happen Yes It Come Roun In A Circle [x2] Got to check the step you take and every breath you make Because the little things you do is comin back at you The ditch you dig it might just be your destiny I might just rise above the odds regain my victory Ay- do right do right do right do right do right Do good do good do good do good do good [Chorus:] So if I see you stumble I'll catch you fore you fall They say the world is round and it's spinning like a ball Who advise to see let them see What drop off a head drop pon shoulda Think about the youths think about them future Babylon dem caan stop the youths from get wiser Sweet inna di sky it ah go fall inna ur eyes In everything you do rememba to pray Your prayer a day chase the devil away In everything you do remember to pray and let the prayer a day chase the devil away In everything you do remember to pray A prayer a day chase the evil- [Chorus:] Earth a come, Earth a come Earth a forward As it was in this Iration so shall it be in this sign one Jah is the key still im a go master whatever you does does so you shall prosper [Chorus:] Every step you take... Every breath you make
  17. VISION ALERT joseph kabila wanted me dead......because we apparently look alike.... i had this shocking vision last night. i was wanted dead by joseph kabila and the DRC militia. i don't know why? it was a cat and mouse chase. they couldn't find me. then they employed american mercenaries to locate me. i had a silver gun and i was feared. SOMEONE please explain this vision......what could it possibly mean? i need answers and fast.
  18. Safferz;945805 wrote: ^^ Alpha I told you we were dead in PMs just yesterday, and by insulting Wadani you have insulted my maternal beeble as well dee. Clearly we have little in common if you thought I'd enjoy Evita.
  19. the mile-high club ayaa kula tagay, ma istidhi? iska daa the italian flight-attendants, inaar. waa taalo.
  20. Safferz;945798 wrote: Get out of here with that song Alpha, I was thinking more this as the soundtrack to my post: :confused: so it appears, our Resident temptress is more hood than a Gabrielle Union in neo-blaxploitation flick. so much for the silver spoon upbringing in suburbia, ma istidhi? listening to all that nigga crap. akhas. :mad: my choice of song was befitting of the epic sense of duty....i felt in the exact moment in time . i'm afraid, i was wrong and regretfully so..... we are dead Saffooow, inaar.
  21. nuune;945791 wrote: Inaar Alphaniyoow, waa iska caadiyoos almiino muuno maandara asasiino muundo muufadi cambuulo kontoraban istaraashadi silsilatul kadeed are you taking the piss? :mad:
  22. Safferz;945792 wrote: If you paid more attention, you'd know I often withdraw from debates when they go to sh*t (for a recent example, see the thread on Somali origins). That's not defeat, that's guarding my time and knowing that SOL "historians" operate with different conventions and standards of historicity, factuality and reason that would be laughed out of the academy . always know...... those who've pledge an oath of loyalty........... to the order of the three tigress of Bamako will be there at your beck and call, know that.!