^ oh yeah.......... we shall see. i'll ask the Ethiopians to lock you up and then i'll finish the job, of giving you 75 grams ($3,750 current market rate) of gold for the mehr .....ee sida uula soco. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nuune;946337 wrote: Safferz , ever since you mentioned that you will be travelling to Africa, Apha has never being the same, well he has never being the same ever since he broke up with his Moroccan girl(in her 40s). inaar Nuunooow, u sheeg inan Scandanavia geyn doono, dee. diamond iyo dollar ma rabto miyaa? mashruucan nala tuus, adigoo mudane. waa kuu sidee, inaar.

Safferz;946327 wrote: lool ma doonayo dee, that's important too! scandanavia ayaa ku geyn doono eh?

Reeyo;946323 wrote: You posting on here oba. Think! inaar, arrimahaan ka dhex bax.. waa iga taalo. :mad:

oba hiloowlow;946319 wrote: your pathetic runtii ee sida ula soco you need to step up your game imboow i know, i know, inaar. waan laa socoda my situation. i can't seem to get out of this vicious cycle. help me. you're the one whose perfect....:cool:

Safferz;946312 wrote: How could you possibly think we are compatible nuune? :confused: ^ be a good woman for once and accept your fate, inaar. Nuune - should i go for gold or SL Shillings with an exchange value of 7000SLSH to the USD, for the mehr?

oba hiloowlow;946310 wrote: why dafuq is your thread so dead these days inaar? You've lost it ma is tidhi? Maybe its time for you to retire from this trolling BS inaar this pathetic thread won't die as long as i'm in a self-induced state of depression and in serious need of attention. i'm sorry i can't help. my real life is a joke and this thread is my only little comfort of relieve. how can you say such terrible things, Obaoooow, inaar. this thread is life. my life....ee sida uula soco...

nuune;946301 wrote: ^^ Alpha , I know you are connecting the first line and the last line of sister Safferz post: - I accidentally texted "give me a sex" to a male friend when my phone autocorrected "give me a sec" - Server brings my meal to the table and says "enjoy your meal" and without thinking I replied "thanks, you too!" (I do this more often than I should) - I realized Songza was linked to my Facebook account when I received a comment notification (on my Songza activity) asking why I'm listening to "Booty Wurk (One Cheek At a Time)" - The maintenance guys for my apartment just came in without knocking and I wasn't wearing pants Sxb, Alpha , you are indeed an x-rated figure on SOL, well, at least for today! Grand Ayatollah Nuunoow, inaar, you pious mind has gone to the gutter, ma istidhi? i'm merely looking after the quality and aim to maintain the standards of these boards.

Safferz;946300 wrote: lol I'm sorry but Aaliyyah asked, and I delivered. I haven't even gotten to the really embarrassing stuff (which I've programmed out of my memory). please keep it there.....since we DON'T want you to go on a prolonged discourse explaining the nitty–gritty details of these...

Safferz;946297 wrote: All in the last week: - I accidentally texted "give me a sex" to a male friend when my phone autocorrected "give me a sec" - Server brings my meal to the table and says "enjoy your meal" and without thinking I replied "thanks, you too!" (I do this more often than I should) - I realized Songza was linked to my Facebook account when I received a comment notification (on my Songza activity) asking why I'm listening to "Booty Wurk (One Cheek At a Time)" - The maintenance guys for my apartment just came in without knocking and I wasn't wearing pants its passed the watershed ee sida uula soco. WTF! :mad:

^ what are you getting ready for? there's nothing to get ready for. Aaliyyah has left the thread. she's started another one.

what a waste of an evening. at precisely 23:00...i'm literally FINISHED for the day....even if in the middle of something muhiim...like caawa. its TROLL hour at Al's ee whose READY to TROLL? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ you're a perv, inaar ee sida uula soco. i'm surprised you're NOT listed as an offender of heinous crimes. do you think women are like animals.....to be barked at? inaar, waxa isku fal oo isku xishood. ma garatay?

Chimera;946276 wrote: A few months ago I stalked a group of sisters through the mall - who from behind looked familiar - and then scared the hell out of them, their screams echoed. I knew not a single one, and walked away in shock.

Bismillah Al Rahman Al Rahim.......Sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque (lowers gaze), this indeed an excellent thread but verily those on the righteous path ought to act with trepidation in matters relating to the shame of others and indeed SHOULD seek to hide the shame of others, just as your left hand doesn't know what your right hand gives in charity. it decrees in the holy scriptures that those who are gaff-prone ought to act with humility in such difficult situation. be that as it may, i'm not one of those bearded-islamo-fascist thugs akhis and will GLADLY share the most awkward moment that has ever befallen my virtuous person. there i was minding my own business one day, when two sister, who were of a different sect to my own spiritual convictions, approached me. i knew this, because the sisters were dressed as thought, they were in the arctic circle. i'm quite sure, they were dressed in these tent-cladded niqabs, to protect their chastity but nonetheless, i lowered my gaze as usual and spoke in polite manner to the sisters. they asked if i was Somali and i replied with a firm YES. then they said, could you please tell us why Somali men are terrible?....... i was shocked and politely refused to make any further communication with the tent-like sisters. they wouldn't leave me alone and as they spoke over each other......my piety failed me and i shouted at them to STOP trespassing my privacy in public. then, they said as though twins, but with only half a brain each, this is WHY we refuse to marry Somali men and would rather chase the reverted brothers. it was so awkward. i can't begin to express the level of awkwardness i felt. Waa bila Towfiq Abu Alfa Al Blondee

AAAAAAAAAARGH.....i got some important work to do....why am i wasting my time on this these boards and others....LOOOL...... its time to put my head down and concentrate... Haatu, lets do an hour of work then troll for 15mins......this will help you and me too. also we could exchange important strategies and methods of maintaining concentrating. you interested? if so, lets meet back here at 9:30 SL time or 7.30 UK time....?

i'm leaving this thread....because i'm not wanted. :mad:

^ Not your typical Somali miyaa sheekadadu? kulaaha ''I'm impressed you know bell hooks'' :mad: that's bang out of order, walahi. Saffzoow, inaar, you know very much we look towards the Americans for cultural guidance. laakin, when did tree-hugging Canada join the fold?

^ laakin, la soco that Abti Al is here to help his nephew/niece! know that..... Abti!. :cool:

^ yeah because i'm not a 90s person, dee. although i peaked towards the end of the 90s, inaar. i don't like threads which exclude my opinions.

^ so..? technically speaking, if pushed to its extreme, AofB could qualify under the genre and more crucially the rules of the thread. adeer, be a good little girl and let the REAL 90'ers do the reminiscing. ma garatay? :mad: p.s - 90s.... heroine turned dyke bell hooks supporters are NOT welcome here....ee sida uula soco.

Safferz;946253 wrote: Bless this thread. Taking me right back to my childhood this was 2000 ee sida uula soco, adigo mudane, inaar. 1990s! :mad:

Xaaji Xunjuf;946247 wrote: Alpha war qurbaha waan ku cireystey niyo sigaarka oo dhagaxa laga shito baan so qaxay. alright. fair enough.

D.O.C;946238 wrote: Big siilaanyo made a great decision for not attending the london somali conference. This will always remind me of him. Thanks mr president! yes he did, didnt he? :cool: Thanks Mr. President. braaaaaaaaaaaap!

classic 90s track.