Alpha Blondy

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  1. ^ meanwhile......the country is getting ready for the proper celebrations......
  2. pre-18th May party over here y'all...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  3. ^ so....what are you going to do about it? HY and their lack of self-awareness. :mad:
  4. Safferz;948879 wrote: I'm justifying this SOL visit because I'm taking a break for breakfast right now, and things are coming along much better this morning Horta why am I always mistaken for a nin on here? Anyway, happy mother's day to all the mothers of SOL, and the hooyos of SOLers... But *especially* my hooyo macaan! I was angry and deranged then too dee: that is by far the ugliest baby i've ever seen. the little thing looks like a monster. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  5. Alpha Blondy;948867 wrote: i've had enough of this office, walahi. i'm going home y'all. when i get home, there will be no beautiful wife or children waiting for Al....in fact, there'll no one waiting to ask how my day was... .......and there will be nothing for me to do there......except, to attend to the garden and maybe to do some cleaning. i clean because i have to do something....somaha? my life is so sad. but i have to maintain my composure and be patient. Allah rewards those who are patient and steadfast, ee sida uula socoda. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL......... hi, i'm back. i've already done the garden and i've put the cleaning back until later on this evening. lets troll, y'all. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
  6. i've had enough of this office, walahi. i'm going home y'all. when i get home, there will be no beautiful wife or children waiting for Al....in fact, there'll no one waiting to ask how my day was..........and there will be nothing for me to do there......except, to attend to the garden and maybe to do some cleaning. i clean because i have to do something....somaha? my life is so sad. but i have to maintain my composure and be patient. Allah rewards those who are patient and steadfast, ee sida uula socoda. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.........
  7. ^ inaar...... this little laag-gaab elhu naar doesn't know what he's talking about. ignore him, waa iga taalo. 95,000 per jilib ayaa ka dhashay, ee sida uula socoda.
  8. yeah....something like that...... dirta waqooyi constituent MP's could take orders from Hargeisa and oppose Mad Mahad's motions in parliament.
  9. Tallaabo;948847 wrote: Alpha monkey troopka haddii la isu soo ururiyo hal buur ayaa lagu koobi karaa ee sidaa ula soco:p that's exactly what happened during the infamous habar-habar wars of the mid 90s. LOOL....
  10. D.O.C;948846 wrote: which subclan minority do you consider to be less than 24k? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH......what's up with all these questions, inaar. you're confusing me. naga daa bahasha hadaba....:mad:....waar meeshu ma xafiskii CID-da tog-wajaale ah?
  11. ^ minority, ee sida uula soco. less than 24,000 per jilib.....
  12. ^ let them stay where they are. we don't have the capacity for a full population exchange. proxies comes to mind, ma istidhi?
  13. perhaps, one of the various laan-gaab elhu naars, then?
  14. ^ there is a generational war, here, on SOL.....we'll beat y'all goldie oldies. only 8363 posts until the Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko is surpassed.
  15. waa she....balse, we might need Olympic standard verification methods to truly know.
  16. ^ saffz is mentally deranged.....ee sida uula soco, inaar. i bet she looks a complete mess after enduring a week of essay writing hell.
  17. working UK hours in this hell-hole is hard. the office is completely deserted because reer SL finish work at 12:30pm. WHY? because they are lazy and need to catch a few hours of the siesta....... its now 13:50 here and its actually better.....because i'm playing music aloud and chilling, you know. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  18. one of the ladies in my office brought me two samosa's and one of those Syrian pastry things....i don't know their name. and a bottle of ghelle arab spirit. how very nice of her, i thought. its NOT often you see such kind acts of humanity in this hell-hole. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  19. Tallaabo;948806 wrote: A classic way of hijacking a thread;) its true though.
  20. where is Nin Yaban, are you are an ALCOHOLIC, inaar? akhaas. you've fallen in my estimations. you ought to in aad isaso aastid. p.s - don't discuss your private problems on a public site. you'll leave yourself open for these animals to make speculative wax-la-yidhi statements about you.
  21. ^ do you want to make the visit together? are you from this town? if so, you'd be perfect for being my tour-guide and travel companion. i think you'd make an excellent travel companion SPoow, inaar.
  22. Safferz;948740 wrote: Naxar :mad: You do know many Somalis commit suicide, right? And suffer from depression and mental illness? It's not an cadaan issue. i've been been told that i have the face of suicide, you know.