Alpha Blondy

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  1. Safferz;953257 wrote: Why yes we are oh how i would love to be BANNED right now............... but to enjoy for a split second......... what has, i'm sure, already become....so familiar to Oba through his ''Oba-ian aspect'' rose-tinted full view of Saffz.
  2. Haatu;953251 wrote: lol what are you insinuating abti? It's just that one of aayo's friends got mugged so she's a lil jumpy. And with aabe gone away on business she's scared out of her wits. Hence turning to religion (This reminds me of my grandad's qur'aan-saar. My goodness the spitting :D It's pretty decent (i.e. not steamy). My sis was being a dictator with the remote control so I had simply no choice (that's what I like to tell myself when I feel guilty for watching a teen-flick ) lol at 17th century Bulgarian post-reformation literature I bet Saff knows all about it (I'm surprised you know about it too, you used to be a neo.. before you left Blighty right? ) LOOOL@I'm surprised you know about it too, you used to be a neo.. before you left Blighty right? ) i'm a self-made neo, if anything. there were no ''i'm my father's son'' or that legacies BS, Abti. the likes of Saffz are too noble and high born to Al's geedhoosti ''1st of Jan'' birthday, inaar. i'm very modest about my humble upbringing. i'm not even 30 years old and i've already transited 4 German cities......that says a lot, ma istidhi?
  3. Safferz;953246 wrote: Horta what do you know about my oba? He is sweet, kind and gentle, making him more of a man than you are Alphow, ee siida ula soco :mad: horta.......you're facebook friends somaha?
  4. Haatu;953194 wrote: So I was forced to watch one of those ****** american teen shows today. What was it, 903526? Something like that anyway. What's the appeal of these shows, it's no GoT so why watch it? what percentage of this teen soap opera was steamy or in otherword.....''post-watershed''?
  5. Haatu;953163 wrote: Ma istiri. Despite everything that she must endure, at least Alpha's wife will be entertained to the grave Al, tell the neo intelligentsia cultured masses that Oba was not like them. Talking about that HAGist, it was a long time coming :mad: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@at least Alpha's wife will be entertained to the grave that is MADNESS ya? i'd have to marry an Irish pub-landlady..........to achieve this feat. somali woman lack a sense of humour, you know. my charms couldn't work on this chick i was smothering with awesome jokes, just the other day. unfortunately, she also was also possessed by the jins, too. it was difficult to decipher when exactly she was laughing (either at me or with me) and when she had a seizure coming on...... it didn't work. she expressly said i was haughty, can you believe that? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Al, tell the neo intelligentsia cultured masses that Oba was not like them. Talking about that HAGist, it was a long time coming :mad: if the day of judgement was judged on a ''neo intelligentsia cultured masses'' standard....Oba's scales would point toward the lower 3rd quartile and he wouldn't even make purgatorial limbo-nimo.....i'm afraid. i'm quite certain that he'd fail on 17th century Bulgarian post-reformation literature. :cool:
  6. Haatu;953216 wrote: I just got sprayed with holy water. Damn near ruined my laptop is this an innuendo, abti? they ought to make water-resistant laptops for 18 year old A LEVELs student, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  7. Safferz;953169 wrote: It's Alpha's long, pseudo-intellectual posts that really kill me :D SHOW ME? what long post? what are you talking about, dee? :confused:
  8. Haatu;953171 wrote: I don't tell Alpha this lest he becomes haughty, but he's actually my favourite character on here He provides me my daily laugh :D Abti, walahi you're my favourite nephew. it took you months to accept your dear uncle. thanks.
  9. Safferz;953169 wrote: It's Alpha's long, pseudo-intellectual posts that really kill me :D Haatu please do not speak ill of my BEST SOL friend, we are still mourning his loss and it hurts me to see people disrespect his memory i don't think Oba would take well to your feministation of his person, dee. NO female was ever friendly with a HAG. they are the ones who are friendly with the female.....did you know that? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. even this ex-gf HAG chick had a domineering personality before she finally learnt to accept her place. of course, it took months but luckily she was a Ali Mahdist....they're easier to colonalise, dee. :cool:
  10. Safferz;953134 wrote: lool funny? oh wayooow, dee?
  11. ^ i didnt know that, inaar. nor.....do i care. right now, i don't care for anything ee did you know that?
  12. Apophis;953118 wrote: It was a clever plan to lure you back and it worked. Huray for me, Apophis. PS: our, that's right, thread is being turned into a gay nightclub with all these Swedish Euro-trash pop. Waa sidee?? Agah! oh yeah? i do kinda agree that Saffz is polluting this thread with her FEMEN policies......they have an uncanny resemblance to a fiery young joah of arc............trailblazer, ma istidhi?
  13. ^ funnily enough.....Oba was typical faraax. i doubt he'd understand the concept of consuming cultural products........ that y'all neo-intelligentsia cultured masses are addled and intoxicated by....ee sida uula soco.
  14. Safferz;953104 wrote: Oh I loved this song back in the day, more Swedes: one word: -----------awesome.
  15. guys, Oba is probably in HAG heaven with Caydid and other folks like qanyaare and mohamed dheere........... balse, he wouldn't want us to be sad, ruunti. lets celebrate his life with all its glory. i think we ought to blog ONLY on this thread for the next 5 days.......
  16. Apophis;953101 wrote: Good riddance Alpha! You sucked anyways. LOL....is that how you'd mourn me? LOOOOL you're just a coward.......:mad:
  17. as of 19:42, on the 21st of May, I have sadly and regrettable made the necessary decision to quit SOL. this is due to OBA's banning. :mad: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  18. D.O.C;952960 wrote: Oooooh sad walahi, what happened? Why dr Oman is not being banned instead? I guess it's the purest injustice against someone. Who knows I may be down the drain soon. Inaar I am aight, just been on the move from one place to another and didn't have a chance to participate our great celebration day, AM SORRY, anyways, haqsoor supporters are known to possess anti-SL sentiments ee sida uula soco. but i didn't expect your habar g side to fail you too. qalooc weyn aaya kugu jiraa, ma istidhi?. sidaan isku daan....:o
  19. farewell my friends. until next time..........
  20. Yunis;952993 wrote: :D @ These separatist and their desire of more chaos in the south, waryada better find better formula for ictiraaf. Those days are over with… inaar, waa kuu sidee, dee..... i've been called all sorts of names for being pro-somalia. the sacrifices some of 'us' make for the greater good of umaada somaliyeed, caadi maha. i just don't like jajuus somalis who'd rather back the KDF's geopolitical strategic imperatives in the region. there are more important things than ictiraaf, you know.
  21. ^ not really. Sudanese engineering is not up to internationals standards......but then again nor is Somalia likely to ever be a strong military power, again. so its really a case of the blind leading the blind, ma istidhi?
  22. Xaaji Xunjuf;952984 wrote: Alpha you pick oke these are the alliances between the various groups entities countries in the region. Barre hiiraale + PM saacid+ Press Hassan+ Uganda+Djibouti+ Galmudug+Ximaniyo Xeeb+Gedo Governor+ Gedo Elders+ Burundi+HAG VS Puntland+ Ahmed madoobe +Kilil5 President+ Kenya+ Garisa governor+ Khatumo+ONLF + SAHAL thanks for simplifying XX. i have made my mind up. i'm going for Barre hiiraale + PM saacid+ Press Hassan+ Uganda+Djibouti+ Galmudug+Ximaniyo Xeeb+Gedo Governor+ Gedo Elders+ Burundi+HAG...... this is better than the remnants of the defeated MOD (not including Gedo folks somaha?)........
  23. Dabrow;952982 wrote: Watch the videos to begin with and follow Jubbaland politics then make your own mind. Myself I support President Barre Hiraale because of the nature of Kenyans and the history of NFD. The locals will never accept the stooges of Kenya, even if they muster the support of Ghana and nigeria. ^ i'm pro Somalia so i ought to support Barre Hiraale......somaha? i heard from my indigenous jubbaland friend...... that Barre was the type who says.....marka lagu yidha...''maska sideed uu cuunta?''......... ''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM'' maa ruunba?