Haatu;954487 wrote: (I was dancing Banghra the Punjabi dance, Alpha should give it a go ) i can't dance but when i do.......its usually with this sort of music......i just 'lose' it, you know......... i was killa on the dance floor........@ Fabulous Fridays with Master Stepz at Cameos.....:cool: my signature was wearing sunglasses inside the club (to hide my identity & to impresses the jamaican and west african chicks)...... LOOOOOOOOOOL.

Safferz;954482 wrote: Only on Twerk Tuesdays :mad: lool I recorded myself singing along to Shakira and just fell off the couch laughing at myself, I will NEVER post that here :D you neednt bother.

Cambuulo iyo bun;954485 wrote: is that so? I'll ask him for tips then im having problem with the females these days i can ask him to add you on facebook innit. we're still in touch.

Haatu;954478 wrote: Alpha, Abwaan isn't allowed to comment on SOL lest he give sensitive gov info out (since he got a gov post through nepotism the old cab driver jaadle :mad:) but he browses every now and then. oh right.................i had no idea......he was an awesome guy. shame about these 'measures' he's been forced to comply with. :confused:....the damul jadid are more organised than i initially thought ileen?

Safferz;954477 wrote: Alphow I do a pretty good Shakira impression but I'm not prepared to Vocaroo myself singing like oba used to, he was so funny can you shake 'that', laakin..........

Cambuulo iyo bun;954475 wrote: say what that simpleton? smh :eek: .....i do sort of agree he was simple HAG'er but he was a hit with the ladies, you know.............:cool: it seems like he got more than he bargained for......with Saffy the Buffy, laakin.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OL.......

Cambuulo iyo bun;954469 wrote: lmao blondy is harmless give the dude a break yes! i agree Saffy the Buffy ought to give Al chance, dee. :cool: she's even given the maxruum Oba a chance.....?

Safferz;954463 wrote: :D can you PLEASE stop laughing at my attempts to show you affection.......its DESTROYING me, ma garatey.....:mad:

Cambuulo iyo bun;954450 wrote: is that so? I thought everybody wanted to be friends with Alpha blondy :eek: yeah.....i got gacmo furan innit.....

Haatu;954440 wrote: Alpha, well put and thanks for keeping out the stud bit . Going by what you wrote it's not a scandal anymore. I always knew you had my back, not like that useless, spineless Unuka lackey (yes I'm still pissed Safferz :mad:) Saffy the Buffy is a nigis-less dyke......why are you wasting your energy on this useless, spineless Unuka lackey from duuso-ma-rape? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i could swear Abwaan quit SOL......why is he browsing my thread? inaar, i didn't get back to you on the PMs.....laakin ciyaartu waa inoo gelin dambe ee sida uula soco.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ you're friends with Oba on facebook. i added him but he hasn't accept my friendship request. :mad:

The Man Without a Past opens with the title character being savagely beaten. At the hospital he is declared dead, but he sits up and walks out on his own power. He is taken in by a mother and her two sons, discovers an old jukebox that inspires local musicians, and discovers he has skills as a welder. When he becomes unwittingly involved in a bank robbery, and the man is unable to give the police his name, the cops send out feelers trying to figure out the man's identity. Soon his wife appears. A powerful film made with minimal means, it's a story of poor people on the fringes of society, done without sentimentality or condescension but with wicked humor. The Man Without a Past was screened at the 2002 Cannes Film Festival where it was awarded the Grand Prix, the most storied prize after the Palme D'Or. 9/10.

MOVIE night y'all...... the list to chose from......... - Spider (2002) couple of David Lynch classics...... - Inland Empire (2006) - Mulholland Drive (2001) and - Revanche (2008)....apparently one of the greatest foreign films of all time....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.....so confused, y'all.

whites are funny, ma istidhi....... this guy.....whose a grandfather harassed a neighbour by parking cars with rude number plates. he has been jailed for a year.....apparently, it is the second time grandfather Barrie Barker, 58, has been locked up for breaching an anti-social behaviour order imposed in a long-running dispute. which resulted in this guy.....Mr Roddis, 72 suffering a nervous breakdown...after nine years of abuse from Barker.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....... i don't think Somalis have the patience and mental capacity for 'tit-for-tats' of the 'cold-war' sort, ma istidhi?

nuune;954281 wrote: Apo lool Alaabtan Teyteyleey ayaa iigu dambeysay. looks interesting....what's this Nuune?

Safferz;954407 wrote: good call. it was getting a bit uncomfortable, for me, too....:cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;954312 wrote: Greetings ppl ....so what do i do to be a part of the group feel kinda left out :rolleyes: i've already given you the permission to post, dee.....maxaad isla martiyeynaysa, waa kuu sidee? :mad:

^ are you flirting with me, inaar? p.s - i would need access to where your nigises are stored....so as to make an accurate guess, dee. p.s.s - i thought sapphoes don't wear nigises....wasn't its a cardinal sin for your sort, horta?

^ what colour nigis are you wearing today Saffy the Buffy?

Haatu;954302 wrote: Alpha, tell Tallaabo about the infamous nigis-gate basically........... Haatu decided to tell 'us' what colour nigis he would be wearing everyday...... a short extract from Silsillada Guba........ a Mark-A-Bull went to Kabul, along the way, he bought a Bull, one day, along the way, to Dhagaxbuur, the bull, came home to the Mark-A-bulls. the Mark-A-Bulls took the bull to their buul Poor bull, wtf is this buul, not enough room, dhaanto no, what a gloom... the gloom doomed for the bull the mingis started for the bull the pink nigis on the bull the Mark-A-Bulls nikiis'ed the bull And when his pink nigis Was nicked By one named Nick for a niikis-fest with the one named Nicolette the mark-a-bull when into his buul and made of himself a right royal fool ------------- another extract from.....Silsillada Guba Silsillada Guba;915332 wrote: haatu, i use to have a fetish for the nigis, once i use to date this white chick back in those free-spirited uni days. she lived in halls, which was ideal. one of the many little insider jokes we developed during our time together, was i had to guess what colour nigis, she was wearing that particular day either verbally or via txt or a direct call. one tuesday morning, after Happy Mondays, so called because of the cheap drinks and even cheaper eye candy YATS on display at the student union bar, i slept over hers, fearing the repercussions from my devoutly islamically principled family. in the morning, she'd had gone to get us breakfast from the local supermarket. while she was out, i calculatingly made for the draws in search of her nigises. i got my book out, jotted each nigis's colour down and put the notebook back into my bag. i went back to my temporary make-shift bed. i was sleeping on the floor and we'd both promised to wait until we were married, you see. the following day, i went see my paki friend, who was a mathematical genius. i gave him the colours only and didnt reveal the reasons LOL. i asked if he could produce a formula that would enable me to guess correctly and with at least 67% accuracy. he did so. i got it right every time. this was after i added a stipulation to our little sordid arrangement, that she would disclose, any newly purchased nigises. it was mad....ruunti.

Alpha Blondy;954254 wrote: i'm not usually a family man but i've reluctantly agreed to visit my sister-in-law bacdal asr. its now become a full blown mashruuc.....i've got my aunt involved too. so i'll pick her up first then we'll go together and visit my sister-in-law and her family. i can't say i'm excited balse my aunt will take the pressure of me, i hope. it was awesome. i just came back from there. my aunt was an excellent ''enforcer'' and helped to ease the tensions.

jimco waangsan oo wacaan y'all.

i'm not usually a family man but i've reluctantly agreed to visit my sister-in-law bacdal asr. its now become a full blown mashruuc.....i've got my aunt involved too. so i'll pick her up first then we'll go together and visit my sister-in-law and her family. i can't say i'm excited balse my aunt will take the pressure of me, i hope.