Cambuulo iyo bun;958539 wrote: waan ka qaadey Mudane Al,, Lmaao great to here sxb ninyaho good luck with the mashruucyo im sure you'll find plenty of QJ girls. :D are you going to put Al in touch with QJ chicks from your neck of the woods.

Safferz;958528 wrote: I'm not "trying very hard to be nice," I'm ALWAYS nice... ee sida ula soco. the ethiopians have a maahmaah......''when the gold is in your hands, it feels like nickel'', ma garatey? :cool: cal kuli xaal and to cut a long story short...... STOP being nice as i'll quickly lose interest / does the prey give its self up to the predator? (Al's default settings are instinctive ee sida uula soco). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958418 wrote: Alpha blondy inaar bal xaalada whats popping dee Cambuulo iyo bun;958418 wrote: Alpha blondy inaar bal xaalada whats popping dee inaar, waan kuu salaamaya sida salanta madax sare, marka hore. bacda salan, i've had an excellent day. it was a far cry from the shocking depression, i suffered late last night. this morning, i was 'literally' a new man, balse i went to work and stuff. then i went to my friends yard. we chilled for a bit then i made my way home. it was on my journey home, that an excellent idea, came to mind...... as you very well know, we've just entered the season of the QURBO-JOOG (QJ), where the diaspora take over Hargeisa and other regional towns. for exactly two months, the nation's capital will be transformed into ONE BIG PARTY. and i will FULLY capitalise on this occasion like an evangelical qor ismaris. my mood will become jovial and friendly, at long last. i hope to make new friends and maybe even fallen in love, who knows, inaar. balse, we'll shall see how far my little mashruucs go. anyways, i've been browsing the social networks and stuff in hope of realising my plans. i've joined groups on facebook like.....''Hargeisa Summer 2013'' and 'Somaliland Summer.........2013'', in the hope of finding a nice little innocent QJ-JJ chick. i've already induced many, easier than a Joseph Flitzel, on a mission... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ this song was originally sang by pink floyd ee sida uula soco. Alpha's rendition is a classic, still. its actually one of my favourite songs. thanks Saffz. you're trying very hard to be nice. i ought to reciprocate, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MASSIVE rains right now. MADNESS in HAG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

as yet another 'busy' draws to an end.....i'm going home y'all.

AT, i've been learning to play the oud. if you can write the lyrics and someone else can sing, we can make a 3-piece boyband. what do you think?

^ you think i'm going to discuss my privates affairs on a public forum. there's a lot y'all don't know about Al.

that's funny.

what's up y'all? maxa cusub? soo okay maaha?

i'm out y'all, balse, i leave y'all with this song to ponder on, ma garateen?

Cambuulo iyo bun;958218 wrote: horta ninyahow you have lived in hargeysa for how long? Yet you dont understand simple somali isku xishood dee wtf:p af-somali is spoke by those who have integrated. sometimes, days past before i utter a word of somali, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ i have NO idea what you've written above balse its bound to be funny, somaha...? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...NOT, really but custom must be observed, ma istidhi? pretty much the story of my life, these days.

i'd rather not, to be quite honest. that was like 5 years ago, dee. oh how i miss being a celeb. i was recognised every where. i was once mobbed by a group of fans. i gave them my signature. LOL. now, i'm in an unrecognised little wannabe nation called SL and i'm a former shadow of myself. pity, really. i thought life had better things in store for Al, balse, surely, anything is better than this. i'm tempted to make one last heist sort of comeback but i just DON'T have the talent nor the youthful rigour, that once catapulted me to stardom and celebrity heights. :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

thanks for clarifying.

Cambuulo iyo bun;958204 wrote: Alfoow sxb there should be a tv serie taxane ah about your life mays tidhi? The Life of Alfa Blondy dang, i would feel better everytime i watch it waxaan is dhihi lahaay your life aint that bad :D what is life but a stage....aayo Shakespeare kuu maahmaahay, inaar? i'm made of the celebrity stuff. i'm kinda bored of having no audience to entertain. i'm sick of living ALL alone in my big mansion. worst still, since i initiated my NEW paradigm of virtue, i've CUT off ALL my friends. it's not easy being good, you know. SOL is my abode balse i'm 'somewhat' worried i'll become one of those trolls who get their kicks from online. :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ i thought HAG and unuka were the same thing. what's the difference?

i couldn't get the white balance right on the camera. it was windy as well. balse, Al's gardan weey dhuusheey walahi. :p

Mad_Mullah;958194 wrote: Xamar in 2013? I think about 50% Somali 40% Bantu and 10% others. I get this from watching videos and news reports from Xamar. WHY are you wasting your time and our time by skirting around the issue, inaar? be BLUNT and just say the truth......HAG dominance is pissing you off, miyaa?

POLITE NOTICE i'm feeling a bit down tonight. can you say 5 amazing things about Al. and 5 things you hate about Al. make some projections and stuff. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;958191 wrote: It means both. Who made you the judge of the Somali language you... (I was this close to saying it aayo is the more formal way of describing your power-relations. but habo is easier to use. :cool:.

Cambuulo iyo bun;958188 wrote: Lool horta how many scripts have you had inaar 10+ i reckon Eeboow xaladu waa Aboosto tutti bene. How about you maxaa isku dhaacayo? ^ the most amount of scripts i controlled (either remotely via proxies or through IP address manipulation) at the height of my scripts galore days was 4. 5 if you add my main account MAXIMUS POWERS. :p i'm feeling kinda sad tonight. i don't know why but i'm exhausted and just want to go home. i miss the UK, inaar. i miss my family and friends, you know. i miss being normal. this SL fallacy has turned on its head. i just don't know what to make of it ALL, anymore. its all very confusing. even Prof Samatar is now an SL advocate. i never thought, i'd live to see this day but its happened.... there are too many changes in our politics these days and i'm afraid, i just CAN'T keep up the pace. i'm used to familiarity, ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ C&B, i had a script called B&H, as in the cigarettes, once. i bet you didn't know that? what's good inaar. soo dhag iyo nus maaha arrimuhu?