Safferz;958942 wrote: He lives in an asylum dee you think this is DHUSA-MA-RAPE? where rape victims, live by the dozen in the asylum shacks, with UN tarpaulins providing the ONLY cover from sun exposure? naga da ciyaarta, ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958933 wrote: Lmaao Cool Al i always thought you lived in a Jiingaad dee inaar it doesnt make a difference to your kind, inaar. you'll occupy it either way. :p:o my house was rented to a HAGist woman called Nasra. she refused to move out, so i finally paid some police officers to have her removed. i should mentioned she broke the tenancy agreement (i gave her two months notices and she left after 4months...). i saw her many months later and despite the obvious animosity between us, she told me that she'll be moving to xamar soon. i told that her.....'i won't be that far behind you, so be prepared to help me rent a house......''. i don't think she understood the sarcastic undertones in my words but she laughed. ;) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

y'all would never guess where i went today? alright, i'll tell ya. i went to University of Hargeisa, my spiritual birthplace and where I began my SL adventure almost 3.5 years ago. they had a welcoming lecture for Professor Ahmed Samatar. i even got to shake hands with the new-born Somalilander. he's alright, you know. i reckon, he ought to be appointed Foreign Minister as he has a wealth of experience and an excellent understanding of complex global issues. he can destroy but can he build? remains the REAL questions. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

as y'all know, i've been rebuilding my family house and despite taking the best part of 1 yr and 6months, i've finally completed it, ma garateen? :p fixing barb-wire around the walls of the house was the only thing remaining and thanks to Allah, i've now completed that task. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Juxa;958749 wrote: Dumaal is when you marry your brother's widow! that's a bit sick, ma istidhi? isn't that like incest?

i had a narrow escape. thank God. we were involved in a serious car accident. luckily, no-one got hurt.

funny thread.

little bird next to my house..... yesterday afternoon. since i made the garden, i've being attracting all sorts of wildlife.

Cambuulo iyo bun;958622 wrote: Reeyo? The widow of Oba? Malaha you did that Dumaal thingy dumaal? what the hell's that.....? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

in a child's voice: good morning teachers and good morning friends........... this is the BS we had to utter for maybe 6 years. from 1991 to 1997. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

officially out y'all.

Haatu;958615 wrote: btw b4 I go, I was just checking FB and Alpha your older bro has better style than you sxb lol its all me, abti. you think i'd parade someone else on my facebook, even if he was my bro. caadi iska dhig, dee. :p

Apophis;958629 wrote: I bet Alpha is writing some BS retort. I better check out before it ruins my sleep. you take the piss, inaar. :mad::cool:

Apophis;958612 wrote: So Alpha, tell us when you first realised you were a loser, and how you dealt with such a realisation? i would have to say................. it was around October last year. i didn't want to admit to my person, balse, the thought, first dawned on me, when i realised i just couldn't impress anyone, anymore. i think a heinous transgression of law 16 of the 48 laws of power, best summed up my situation, in other words, ''too much circulation makes the value go down'', and unfortunately, this was my reality, despite being the last to realise it. when all else failed, i though i could still bask in the glory of my British passport (kii weyna ), but sadly, too many people had it, although i'd hardly call them British, ma garatay, inaar. also, i would add, it was around this time, that i literally STOPPED growing, although, i would argue, my unparalleled growth just before my decline, has yet to be matched nor will ever be matched in the SL Republic. in a nut-shell, my life became stagnant and directionless, very quickly. at first, it was difficult to accept that i was a loser. but sooner or later, the harsh realities of life usually force us, to accept our fate. and i eventually did, albeit reluctantly. it was very difficult at first but i've now come to terms with my misfortune. its not all bad being a loser, you know.....balse, i still yearn for better days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - saffz enjoy it. i would gladly make a fool of my person to make you smile, especially after what you went through tonight. i'm out y'all.

Apophis;958599 wrote: You niggas need to chill the fck out. It's called cantrabagash corner for a reason, Am I right or what? damn right, ma garatay? its the last bastion of free speech, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;958592 wrote: I don't think Alpha would appreciate you posting his photos here without permission. what are you talking about? that's Samuel L. Jackson in his role as a 'house nigger' in Django Unchained. have you NOT seen that movie, innar? i have no qualms about posting my pics, i've already done that a millions, ma garatay? :cool: p.s - you're angry hence the lame jokes, innabti? p.s.s - Apo, you should apologies and edit your post. you made my friend angry.

crazy ads on SOL, y'all.

Haatu;958583 wrote: Apo, that was veeeery inappropriate sxb. Waa ku sidee :D that's exactly what i thought. balse, its too bad she's now in love with him.

Safferz;958581 wrote: You're on my sh*t list too Alphow :mad: ^ admit it..... you're just a house nigger.

inshallah kheyr.

Safferz;958575 wrote: you ought to be ASHAMED for attempting to use crude ebonics, ma istidhi? i love how blacks from suburbia pretend to be like 'niggers', either when angry or for the purpose of appeasing whites, use crude ebonics in trying to be to 'different'. NOT good, is it? i'm afraid, NOT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

so.....the weetabix and kellogs have both run out. i've now been forced to have alpens instead for casho. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Apophis;958555 wrote: VERY BAD COMMENT to the right honourable gentleman, i say........ of course, there is no way of verifying the exact nature or indeed the parameters, through which, we assess C&B's shyness, or for that matter, other issues, which may be, considered peripheral, or indeed, to some extent, pertain to the post above. certainly, unless, we develop a more broad-based and indeed substantive approaches as well as subsuming them, under, a rational thought process, through the use of non-prejudicial measures, we, find, ourselves, in a position to ascertain conclusory findings, to such rhetorical questions or indeed those, in which, we deem, to be, of, an inquisitorial nature. ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958548 wrote: If i knew some i would inaar laakin anigu i am nin nolosha ka dhacey im a very shy person infact i have never talked to a girl..... Thats why i joined SOL you know i might find my wife here dee Lmaaaoo waa ruun. many have 'apparently' found their 'sol-mate' on SOL...., indeed SOL should reform its matrimonial services. the ADMIN and his cronies would earn some good deeds for once. inkasto aay iska tahay bakhti-yaa nasiib, i hear xaga PMs, aaya laga hela gabdhaha guurdoonka ah, siba kuwa lacagta meherka yareysta. balse, i get my kicks from debating Aaliyaah on Las Anodian political affairs . my sol-mate is Reeyo. i get the feeling she'd be quite handy in matters of a ''domestical nature'' as well as arrimaha uu gara ah nin iyo xaaskiisa. waad la socota sheekada aayan uu maleyn, inaar? :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;958542 wrote: As a QJ chick also heading to the region for the summer as in past years, I have to break it to you Alphow that no one wants a deported dhaqan celis dude. your value has all of a sudden increased. i wonder why? is this because you're jealous that i'll find love, again? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL