if i carry on working at this current pace and intensity, i will die. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;959327 wrote: Did he just say I greet you in the name of your ancestors? Reer S'land can keep him. actually, he started off by saying something along the lines of..... 'waxaan idi ku salaamaya salanta somaliyeed....''. he then proceeded, to explain, what can only be described as a discourse, of the verbal dexterity sort, which differentiated somalinimo and nation-states. he further added that somalinimo is a higher ideal than national constructs (he mentioned that his family lives everywhere). if you read between the lines, as i did, we can construe from these vague statements.......the guy hasn't change at all.

Haatu;959320 wrote: You see the problem those crazy Khawarijs cause for the rest of us? All blame falls on them, not these foolish islamaphobes. let us now start the blame game, ma istidhi? :confused:

Maaddeey;959317 wrote: I am astonished no body bothered to post it here!. i posted it my cantarbaqash thread at 8pm. so you needn't be astonished, ma garatay? http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/67859-Alpha-s-Troll-and-Cantarbaqash-Corner-LOL?p=959308#post959308 Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL - first for breaking news and other related nonsense.

Tallaabo;959305 wrote: People should understand that professor Samatar is still a unionist and has the right to express his political believes in a non violent or treasonous way. The guy was away from his native country for more than twenty years and is glad to be back home but that does not mean he ought to leave all his life-long held convictions about Soomaaliwayne at the door. No doubt there is a change in his views about the whole Somaliland-Somalia political narratives and is now more accepting of his people's wishes but he has neither abandoned his unionist views nor his Hiil Qaran party. you're just speculating, ma garatay? the professor has changed his views, i can confirm. his ultra-somaliweynism suffered a severe blow in those elections, back in august 2012. he probably regrets having anything to do with xamar and its merry-go-around cursed politics..... for goodness sakes, the man suffered a crashing defeat and got unless 1% of the votes. people can change and often adapt to changes in the political landscapes. this is not about 'life-long held convictions' and other baseless assertions founded on ''speculative wax la yidhi's''. we spoke at length and he's quite genuine about Somaliland ee sida uula soco, inaar.

MoonLight1;959260 wrote: saying thank you to the people of Somaliland does not mean he is recognizing the secession-ism project, at the end of the day this is his land, his people and thanking them for this un-easy over the top welcoming. You can see on the video the guy is fighting a losing battle to avoid people forcing him to wear a flag he doesn't want to be associated with. anyway XX you coud've done better photoshoping rather than this desperate photo. its clear to the naked eye this is a fake photo-shopped picture. look at the face its been attached to the body. this picture is real, i can confirm. i went to this welcoming event yesterday and wasn't sat very far from the professor. in front of almost 1,000 people (mostly students), the good professor was welcomed with gacmo furan. he reciprocated and in my humble opinion, i felt he was overcome with joy and seemed glad to be there. he delivered a lecture on ''Leadership and Development''. it was very good. of course, some banter was exchanged and he wasn't offended nor surprised (in fact, he seemed to have taken it on the chin, as it were), ma garatay? he'd make an excellent foreign minister....balse, we shall see how things play out, inaar. he's finally home and that's all that matters, really.

Xaaji Xunjuf;959172 wrote: The man has no problem with the SL flag , he just didn't want shawls and hats do you know how hot it is in gabiley around 14:00 its not that hot, you know. plus its the rainy season there now. have you ever been to the corn state, inaar?

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;959293 wrote: Sadex kun iyo sodon kun xataa ma kala garto . Damiinimo saas lagu gaaray, not to mention how flawed your whole equation is. haha@MMA, you're right, you know. its 3,000 not 30,000. here's a correction of my earlier 'equation'. 3,000 in 1997........7.8 birth rate per year, per somali mother. 3,000 x 7.8 x 16 years = 374,400 SOMALIENS in S.A today. isnt it any wonder they're wanted OUT! ------ apologies. balse 374,400 is still a large figure. :cool:

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;959293 wrote: Sadex kun iyo sodon kun xataa ma kala garto. Damiinimo saas lagu gaaray, not to mention how flawed your whole equation is. would you like a Xigasho with these stats? :mad::mad::mad::mad:@Damiinimo saas lagu gaaray. ^ apologies now or i'll report the statement above, ma garatay? :mad::mad:

Cambuulo iyo bun;959281 wrote: Whose bragging? :confused:... Dad bey meeli Bugtaa:p waan is daweeyn kara ee adigoo ma is daweeyn karta, inaar?

Is this revenge for Lee Rigby's murder? Right-wing 'EDL' graffiti is found on London Islamic community centre torched in arson attack.

^ LOL@odey ba noqotay...... i'm a bit of odey, a bit of child, a bit of serious guy, a bit of happy-go-lucky sort of person, a bit of a saqajaan, a bit of fool, a bit of intellectual, a bit of a daydreamer, a bit of cool guy.....etc etc etc.... we're all like this. its a shame, you only see me Al as a maid-obsessed-odey, ma istidhi?

Mad_Mullah;959272 wrote: ^ LOL, that's them bro. Bragging about foreign help. Vow to protect Solar streetlights. Why would anyone destroy it? It's YOUR CITY! it boggles the mind how one could possibly brag about foreign help.....(shakes head in disappointment).. balse, when will 'they' finally learn to fend for themselves? :confused:

deeqbixiyaashu iyo bulshada caalamku reer xamaarka weey uu deeqaan, ileen? kulaha..The British government has donated more than 100 solar-powered lights, and installation will begin soon by the Nordic International Support Foundation, Nur said y'all must rely on yourselves.

RECOMMENDATION i don't know if y'all listen to radio and stuff but there's this excellent programme on the BBC World Service. its called the FORUM. i have been listening to it for almost like 4 years now. you can listen live like me or download the podcast but check it out.....if you have time, waa iga taalo. THE FORUM hosted by Bridget Kendall and others. - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p004kln9 The Forum is the BBC World Service's flagship discussion programme. It brings together prominent thinkers from different disciplines and different parts of the world to try and create stimulating discussion, informed by highly distinct academic, artistic and cultural backgrounds format - round table discussion consisting of a panel of experts from different disciplines and fields. discussions - diverse and explore very interesting ideas and themes. 60 second idea - one of the guest panelist is tasked to coming up with an idea to change the world. here's some links to recent programmes in 2013. The Art of Political Decision Making - Political decisions are hard to make. What strategies can be used to take decisive action - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017zsfv Curiosity - Curiosity has always been with us but how important is it to science and to society - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p018x24l Silence - From communication and contemplation to obedience and shame, we explore silence - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017pz1m Us and Them - Why divide ourselves into two camps - is what separates us stronger than what unites us? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017cr7r ----------- i've previously applied to be on the panel as a cultural critic but i was rejected by the programme producers. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

N.O.R.F;959239 wrote: How many of these are your scripts Alpha? #deletethisthread i'm guessing you're fairly new to twitter? your recent obsession about tweeting everything is not surprising, ma garatay? Re: Scripts - i don't owe any active scripts, anymore walahi. what's up with these heinous allegations, horta? #NORFisfromsheffield

Tallaabo;959228 wrote: I knew Alpha was in Hargeisa's maximum security prison. What did you do to end up there waaryaa? you didn't have to re-post those awful pictures, inaar. please don't remind me, adigo mundane? :cool: me? a prisoner? waad ciyaareysa somaha?

N.O.R.F;959179 wrote: Ngonge, Yes, little white lies are ok to further/maintain a cause that's funny.....alla beerka iyo kalyaha.......

talking to one of my celebrity facebook friends...ee sida uula socoda

Alpha Blondy;959221 wrote: no, its not like that, ma garatay? the people are firmly behind me now. they have said i posses leadership qualities. ok (!)

Alpha Blondy;959219 wrote: oh yeah? what people are these? are you making stuff up again? no, its not like that, ma garatay? the people are firmly behind me now. they have said i posses leadership qualities.

Alpha Blondy;959212 wrote: the people have spoken........... and they have said i should lead................... oh yeah? what people are these? are you making stuff up again?

the people have spoken........... and they have said i should lead...................

South Africa is for South Africans. these Somalis with their ''Jew-like shrewdness'' ought to leave immediately. 30,000 in 1997........7.8 birth rate per year, per somali mother. 30,000 x 7.8 x 16 years = 3,744,000 SOMALIENS in S.A today. isnt it any wonder they're wanted OUT!

qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaado time. i'm going to a fancy hotel and pretend to be 'important' for an hour or so......:p