NGONGE;961477 wrote: ^^ What's wrong with that? You reckon I can't hack it? you needn't bother. the post has been filled. :cool:

Jeudi Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir y'all.

JUNE 2013 - HARGEISA TREE NURSERY

^ thanks for posting this link. resource management is very important. genel's recent exploration activities were very disorganised and we must ensure accountability from not just the firms but the government too.

inaadeero arafat, your recent obsession with all-things-Mogadishu is highly offensive. we know you lived in the leafier parts of MOG when it was the 'pearl of Africa' but that's not the case anymore. as you already know, we've reclaimed our sovereignty and still continue to strive to make our dreams a reality. ruunti.....it pains me deeply, as your cousin and fellow tol member, that you continue to denigrate our collective will with the flirty you post. Hiil Qaran never really got off the ground and your cult leader Professor Samatar is now firmly back in the fold.....marka what is your fascination with Mog. please account for this behaviour. Al.

XX, what measures has the Somaliland Minister of Minerals, Energy and Water Resources, Mr Hussein Abdi Duale taken about the proliferation of 'blood diamonds' in recent years? please advise. Al.

^ i just finished. f-hell man. i'm knackered and in dire need of rest.

:mad: what NO ONE found this parody remotely funny? SOL is a graveyard for humour. i'm thinking of taking up stand-up comedy. what y'all think? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

i've been at work since 8am. Who the f works this much in SL? :mad: having a terrible day. very angry right now. this is unacceptable. :mad:

tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune. memories of Summer Time in the UK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH this shit never finishes, ma istidhi? it doesnt matter how hard i work, there's more. i've had enough of this walahi. :mad:

^ its better than Peru, you know. imagine the sense of pride you'd gain from working for the SL Republic. i would've gone for the job myself but i'm not vaccinated against malaria. its prevalent in Juba, ma garatay?

yesterday evening i was sadly informed that our brother and personal mentor NG was sacked along with 15 others in a 'culling' of sorts at work. i immediately called him in a 'personal capacity' to send my best wishes and to advise him to get over his sacking. NG was somewhat glad of my call, balse, i couldn't help but notice the sad tone in his 'ciyaal arab-third culture kid spoken English'. :cool: inaar, it would be an understatement to say your situation is 'bleak'. i'm aware that you're particularly worried about your Islamic Bank of Britian halal mortgage and the various hagbad circles you're currently involved in...... balse, i think i can help your situation. South Sudan, a nation sympathetic to Somaliland cause, has given 'us' the green-light, to open a 'Liaison Office' in Juba. unfortunately, however......there remain two big PROBLEMS. 1. the SL MFA has yet to reciprocate the invitation of the South Sudanese. Wasiir Bidaar, whose knack for bureaucracy and nepotism has 'apparently' appointed one guy from Awdal but whose reer abti are corn-eating huuno folks.......but he's yet to formally present his papers to Salva Kiir. i think you'd do a better job than this guy. i also think you'd be more effective in preaching the SL gospel to the Dinka. 2. Fowsia Haji Adan, the Somalia MFA has been sending official letters to many neighouring nations to REFUSE the Somaliland passport or risk her wrath. the pettiness of that woman knows no bounds ma istidhi?..... she also appointed a fellow habar qaloocite to be the Safiir of Gambia. he was 'headhunted' apparently..... i can't promise much, inaar, balse i think i can progress your application to at least the interview stage. the rest falls on you, ma garatay? send me your CV and a Cover Letter immediately. your friend, Al.

nuune;961231 wrote: Alphaniyow, you are showing some signs of Yowmul-Qiiyaama, waan kaa walwalsanahey, baddal this route asap, inaar, barasho horteed ha i nicin, luuq luuq maroow laazim laamigaas ku soo dhacaa, canjeero see u kala korreeso aa loo kala qaadaa, marna cun marna wax cun marna wax la cun marna waxba ha hambeyn marna wax arbush oo fiina wiito miinaati ka dhig, ar kuunto inaar, wey ka dhamaatay, ma istidhi? sidee islaan xafaashtahay ayaad nugu mermeyraysa, inaar. maaxad uu soo dhex galeysa waxyaabo aan ku khuseyn? mise meesha waxbaad ku ogtahay? p.s- thanks for correcting the somali by the way.

Safferz;961222 wrote: You're falling in love with me, it's making me uncomfortable dee...... you've even got me listening to nigga love songs and stuff........:cool:

i'm going to buy my caano geel. its really nice, you know.

tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune.

LOL@waryaa ka FUQ gabadha...................the xamaris at old mosque used that expression all time. inaar, what's up with you horta? why are you always ruining my shukaansi with the gabadhaha? who made you their maxraam?

^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you chew khat? you're alright, you know. i like. i like very much. i've learnt so much about your personality, ma istidhi? i insist we chew together in my house when you come to Hargeisa. :p:p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL......

hard tune.

Safferz;961198 wrote: lol maybe we went to the same place dee, I had a young man do that for me It's my last day in Addis, and I haven't decided what to do with my day yet... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@saffz, are you a cougar/post-MILF? how can you allow your person to be unhinged by an axmaar like that, inabti? :cool:

Safferz;961172 wrote: No, I went to some spot (Olympia area, I think) that looked and felt straight out of Somalia... qayil rooms you rent for the evening where you're supplied with qat, shisha and shaah, fadhi carbeed seating and everything. I told you I have to get away from the Sheraton every day dee It was a civil conversation because they knew better, but it was interesting to see a group of educated people still spout the same BS when it comes to history and politics. there's a regular place I go to in addis like this. i have my own designated assistant. she's part of the service. she assists the 'qayil' session. i usually pay the madam an extra 200 birr for her services.

i'm out y'all (in a Scottish accent).