nuune;963259 wrote: Stuff that Alpha didn't know or is yet to learn which is related to his topic, I think Ngonge was expecting some sort of this from Apha, i haven't included everything here but korka leen ka taataabtey bas by avoiding to write any x-rated stuff for fear of our youngesters in here(even though they are corrupted). - Dhuuritaanka ii dhiib = show me your back - isteerin miijis = aan is dhunkano or lets kiss - Fiyaakalo kiimis = lets get marry - Qalqaliina iga dheh = she is high - Aroosto buuryanidhaako = waxey dhashey gabar or she gave birth to a girl - Sasamiino uurkalooji = calooshaa u buuxdo or she is pregnant - istaaqfurullaah = waa la i qabaa aboowe, or I am married woman - Shoota biibis = sarwaalkaa ka dhacey, or his pants went down due to a girl walking by - iglan guurim = she is single never touched - Qasnada waa ceejis = she had a tight top, or isbaalaheeda balaq ma ahan - Kaniiniga u laba rog = buy him a packet of daroogo - ii kala falliiq = igu aruuri LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Nuuneooow, you've got an imagination, ma istidhi?

Suldaanka;963254 wrote: Alaabatation - she is got the assets Qaabless - opposite of alaabatation ma isla duulna - can we be love birds xan iyo xarago - gossip and glamour inabti, sidaad uu oogtahay, weynu wada xasuusanahay.wakhtiyadii farxada iyo xiisaha gaarka ah ee ma isla duulna :cool:

Nin-Yaaban;963119 wrote: Alpha, what do the people in Hargeisa think when you say 'inaar' instead of 'ina'adeer'? aar bal tan eega, ma istidhi? inaar, sometimes days pass without speaking a word of somali, ma garatay? :cool:

ghetto youts dem dream massive. ..believe in yourself be ah man. jah bless.

i'm literally out y'all. its been amazing. goodbye. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

this place is DEAD. i'm out y'all.

Abbaas;963031 wrote: I can hardly find it inaar and i can't make a reconstruction of the Advert cuz i've totally losted it out of my mind. saas miyaa? inaar, are you learning English, horta? :cool:

^ waxba ha uu qaddimin. Summer Time wa laga tabey ee sida uula soco.

^ you're not too bad yourself, inaar. do you know how reer Jubbaland name their kids? for the boys, it's a choice between 6 presidents (excluding Baasto, which is a nickname) and for the girls........ its the wives of the 6 presidents (excluding min-yarada Baare)....ma garatay?

one word......mashruuc. it seems the only time i'm sociable these days................ is in an organised sort of EVENT. :p so today.....i was invited to the 'wan-qal' of my nephew Bilz. apparently, its an islamic tradition. but reer SL don't really need an excuse to be social. everyday, they organise these sorts of events..... balse, it was great seeing my 2nd brother's kids, walle. i had such an awesome time, y'all. there were all sorts of extended family invited to this event. i was also forced to pick up my 1st brother's wife and take her to this so-called FAMILY SOCIAL mashruuc. so......as y'all can imagine, it was tense. there was a lot of small talk but i was a 'xidiid' and they were forced to respect me, dee... i'm not exactly the friendliest person, ma garateen? but, it was alright, you know. i got 'air-time' with the kids and that's all i wanted, anyways. 2nd bro's wife and 1st dumaashi was alright but kinda pissed off with the locals. i know this because she told me... 1st bro's wife and 2nd dumaashi is a local and expecting soon. i've become the 'xidhiid'between the family, ma istidhi? i truly wonder if the bros would do that for Alz...you know? :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OdaySomali;962993 wrote: ASC folks, maxaa la hayaa? AlphB nafta ka waran? I hope you don't mind if I gate-crash your thread and vent for a min I feel like i've become a workaholic, trying to hit the ground running these days... im exhausted, more stressed than ever but i'm so close to achieving my goal ... I hope it will all be worth it, God willing :eek: .......and just when it seems so close and almost within reach......BANG! its seems so close and within reach........BANG. so close and achievable.....BANG. so close yet so near.......BANG. close and near......BANG. so close.....BANG. so far and but possible..... BANG. it was close and so possible........ BANG. so far and so impossible.......END. i think you get the point, inaar. live for today but die for tomorrow. the moment, inaar. waa iga taalo. plans are for the foolish. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Alpha Blondy;864216 wrote: qaaci version is excellent.

Gheelle.T;963157 wrote: Sida Afghanta aa kitaabta Quranka intii kala fur, close your eyes and randomly choose a page in the book. Whatever written in the first verse of that page is going to be the chosen name. Voila, just add the last name and you got yourself a name. Bismillah Khan, Rasulullah Bagti, Lahuruuh Masood. Waaba dhamaatay. How easy or sida chinese-ka, slam a small hammer against your cooking wok, close your eyes and randomly choose the sound that you hear. whatever sound you hear from the wok will be the chosen name. Voila, just add the last name and you got yourself a name. Ching Xu, Chang Li, Cheng Chen. weeba dhamaatay. how easy . :cool:

somalee;963023 wrote: Been wondering if naming your child David, Abraham, Moses.... .....similarly, we ought ask if Dawood, Ibrahim and Musa should be prohibited too, ma garatay? they are after all..... foreign names and so far removed from the indigenous religions of our forefathers, inaar. i'd name the children with traditional somali names. waa iga taalo. girls Cawo Canbaro Cawralla Salalbuq Hodan Deeqa Filsan etc boys Cawale Aidarus Ghelle Waq Waq yare Waq Weyne etc

are you the chief of staff of Somalia guy? welcome.

classic. xamaris are awesome, ma istidhi? they have affairs and stuff. caadi maha y'all.

Carafaat;963037 wrote: Somalidu every 9 years revolution ayee ku dhawaaqan tii hore meesha ka saarta. 1960: independence, democracy. 1969: military rule, dictatorship 1978: birth of SSDF, the first armed rebel group(SNM, SPM, etc followed). 1987: Start of the destruction of Somalia and mass killings of Somalis(started in Hargeysa). 1996: the hight of Warlordism in Somalia. 2005: Start of the Islamic Courts Union. (started in Mogadishu, Al shabaab followed later). 2014: ????? Will 2014 be the year of federalism or the birth or will we see the birth of a unified government all over Somalia? balse, somalidu waa iska broad and have taken different trajectories, you know. fadlan don't subsume all Somalis under the same category, ma garatay? :cool:

NGONGE;963088 wrote: Alpha, as the resident self proclaimed expert on such things, what terms does the Somonics contain when referring to the gentler sex? What tender words do you use when addressing your maids, for example? calashaan sidee?

Abbaas;962979 wrote: Alpha, your Somali (Somonics) is so original. Thanks for sharing ! haha. that's awesome...:cool:

intermediate to advance miyaad waalantahay? - are you crazy? - e.g - naga daa ciyaarta dee. horta miyaad waalantahay, dee? bal tan eega? - can you believe this? - e.g - bal tan eega? inaar, miyaad waalantahay, ma istidhi? saas miyaa? - is it like that now? - e.g - oo waayo, saas miyaa? oo waayo? - why? - e.g - oo waayo? saas miyaa? maxaa kaga shan iyo toban ah? - what is 15 for you? - e.g - naga daa mashruucan! maxa kaga shan iyo toban ah, inaar? cal kuli xaal - to cut a long story short - e.g - cal kuli xaal, waxaan ku idhi maxaa kaga shan iyo toban ah?, ma garatay? sheydaanka iska naar, inaar. - can you exorcise yourself, bro - e.g - sheydaanka iska naar, inaar. waa iga taalo, ma garatay? waa iga taalo - it is merely an advice - e.g - sheydaanka iska naar. waa iga taalo, ma garatay? wey dusheey - it has flown - e.g - waar, naga daaya, dee. arrintu wey dusheey ee sida uula socoda shukaansi wacan, inaar - get in there, bro - e.g - walle, wey dusheey. shukaansi wacan, inaar. talow - presumably - e.g - talow, ma wuxuu aha laan-gaab ehlu naarka la sheegoo, siba ku wa cuqdadu ku badaantahay? laan-gaab ehlu naar - those of the lesser branches destined for hell - e.g - talow, ma wuxuu aha laan-gaab ehlu naarka la sheegoo siba ku wa cuqdadu ku badaantahay? ma anaa waalan mise Cadan baa laga heesayaa - am i the crazy one or are they singing in Aden? - e.g - saas miyaa? oo waayo? niyahow, ma anaa waalan mise Cadan baa laga heesayaa, ma istidhi, dee? --- garanaye ma garateen, dee?

jeudi soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir

Cambuulo iyo bun;962802 wrote: top notch reporting.

^ a black cloud is hanging over my person, ma garatay? any advise? i'm still feeling sick, you know. . i reckon, it was something i ate, dee.

Rahima;962880 wrote: It has nothing to do with that. Folks should just be honest and upfront about their motivations. That's the difference between SL and people like you. At least they don't pretend- what you see is what you get . I actually prefer that than a housemate who is continuously wishing your destruction and working actively against you. That housemate should move out i say then waxaa isku soo haraya those who want to make it work. are you saying we're simple or better yet....''noble savages''. :cool:

Cambuulo iyo bun;962889 wrote: you're shocked?