Apophis;963499 wrote: more narcissistic than the Buddha himself. saas miyaa? explains why you don't have a faith. :cool:

anisa, welcome and soo dhawow inabti. i made a 'foodie' related threads before. 1. Balanced Somali Diet - http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/70144-A-Balanced-Somali-Diet - can you help me devise a balanced diet menu please? 2.Can you cook and how would you rate your cooking skills - http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/68855-Can-you-cook-and-how-would-you-rate-your-cooking-skills

Apophis;963492 wrote: I was in Dubai a week ago, my first time and it didn't disappoint. It was every bit the shallow heck-hole I'd imagined but finding a 20 pack Marlboro lights for 2 pounds (instead of 8 in London) has made me re-evaluate the place. Can't wait to go back. oo why didn't you tell us and flood the thread with pics and stuff? some of us would've made such an excursion into a mashruuc, dee. i guess you're a humble sort of guy? 10 MB lights were 3.05 pounds once. it seems a long time ago, laakin.

Apophis;963487 wrote: Define "cosmopolitan" first. this... Apophis;902222 wrote: But you sound exactly like those you're complaining about; you sound like a middle class "cultural milieu" type who hails from Surrey and really loves everything "ethnic" LOOL waad garatay?

Reeyo;963483 wrote: Haatu, I would urge you NOT to go see the Man of Steel. A complete waste of time and money. The whole thing is about watching Henry Cavill trod around look godly and sexy . women are so indecisive, ma istidhi? would you rather he trotted around looking ungodly and unsexy? which is it Reeyo?

Apophis;963479 wrote: What's a "foodie"? shouldn't that be a ''foodite''?

Apophis;963476 wrote: Which area is trendier than Southall sxb. trendy it is....... balse it can hardly be called 'cosmopolitan' because there are too many sikhs, a potent smell of curry and that ever so familiar Indian smell (which can only be described as a plastic bag..... which has been stored in a cupboard for up to 5 months).

Cambuulo iyo bun;963472 wrote: I saw a picture somewhere are you talking about the pic with Alz and Bilz. he's my little nephew, inaar. i'm hoping to demonstrate my fatherly qualities............ and in the process impress some potential wifeys through such artificial pictures, ma garatay?

Cambuulo iyo bun;963466 wrote: sxbow 80 bucks lacag miyaa? LOL@C&B saas miyaa? it's a lot of money here aboow. the prick has switched his phone off. i'll be forced to go to TELESOM and get his number cancelled and have my dosh refunded, inaar. balse, i can't right now because i'm not well and can't be bothered. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. :cool:

Cambuulo iyo bun;963468 wrote: waraa Al whats this family man image your trying to make :D aar ka daa dee Al a family man? what are you talking about, inaar? whatever possessed you to think of such a thing? caadi matihid

PISSED OFF....:mad::mad::mad::mad: i've mistakenly sent $80 to the wrong number via ZAAD (mobile money transfer). the prick is going to turn this into a mashruuc. he won't send maanto dhaan ee watch. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

^ Reeyo are you eurotrash, inabti?

my Kenyan friend is coming through around 5pm. i haven't seen him in ages. very nice guy. one of my best friends in Hargeisa. i'll be sure to quiz on him on the KDF's plans in the jubooyinka hoose.

^ the king of garissa?

Cambuulo iyo bun;963448 wrote: Gartey LOOOOOOOOOOOOL whats up with the tags doqonkii xarardheere Lmaaao i saw them today, inaar. what do these tags mean? i don't have a clue walahi.

Cambuulo iyo bun;963442 wrote: so where did u use to hangout dee ii sheeg ninyahow im in this place called st matthews and im really bored wallee akhi, i couldn't tell you, ma garatay? sheydanka iska naar.

Alpha Blondy;963441 wrote: i'm using my ipad to write these comments. i'm going to pray. see you in 5mins. do you want me to make dua for you? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL istaqfirullah x 33 mashallah x 33 alhamdulillah x 33

Tallaabo;963439 wrote: Alpha inaar, if you can sit on your @ss and type these comments you can also go for a quick five minute prayer;) i'm using my ipad to write these comments. i'm going to pray. see you in 5mins. do you want me to make dua for you? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;963437 wrote: Inaar im in a town called leicester also known as Uk's eurotrash capital disgusting place with many Pseudo salaafi's :eek: :mad: maxaa keenay meeshan :mad: beneath the artificial displays of piety, the long beards and the big burqas, Leicester hoostay ka shidan tahay, inaar. i use to go there ALL the time for links back in the late 2000s. i hear some of the chicks got married and are now salaafi.

the call for asr prayer has just been made. are there exemptions for the sick to miss prayers? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tallaabo;963432 wrote: Miyaad xanaaqday inaar:p Xaal qaado markaa ^ what xaal can y'all provide to the royalty of the SL Republic? 1000 camels? by the way, in Burao, you'll be forced to pay out full maag for 'allegedly threatening to shoot someone', did you know that? short temper and bad manners are deadly ee soo ma aragtid? please let's cut out the insults against Alz. least of all, today, because i'm sick and i'm feeling very vulnerable.

Tallaabo;963429 wrote: Alpha inaar you need to join one of Hargeisa's many gyms as soon as possible because the leg in those photos can easily feed all the lions in the Serengeti. 2 comments.... 1. i've just reported that. 2. beesha haradaan folks never cease to amaze me, particularly, in regards to mouthing off, where their opinions are not needed.

C&B what's your plans for tonight. Saturday's are alright in London Town, you know. have you been to masaj shisha spot in Shepard's Bush? Westfields is alright too, inaar.

Cambuulo iyo bun;963421 wrote: inaar your getting a cold drink lots of juice with liin dhanaan, put honey and sanjabiil on your shaah as well how about some lemsip? i've got plenty of those, ma garatay?

Cambuulo iyo bun;963416 wrote: Aboow aboow!! look at that giant killer whale to the right? :eek: how many under-garments do you think the giant killer whale on the right has beneath that burqa? can you list them please. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL