i do remember him sort of promising to disclose a 'kiss and tell memoir' of his short but rich experiences of SL. word on the street is..... he will replace saylici.

underdog;963994 wrote: But I agree with with Shiekh Beta Al Brunette, Wudu and Ayatul Kursi is a great shield. Abu Kalab, are you of the view of those who stress adding 'lemon seeds' and a 'copper bracelet' to the aforementioned list of 'protective measures' ?

Aaliyyah;963989 wrote: I was talking to the poster of this thread. I haven't read your previous post. Sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque, (lowers gaze) oh right, my cafwans are in order, indeed (muted voice)

Cambuulo iyo bun;963979 wrote: Why would one share potential business ideas? .. I got plenty and i aint sharing.. that's nonsense, inaar. if your plan is solid then it needn't matter what the competition does or thinks. Alz's ideas a somali art cafe. awesome idea. this would work in the west. slogan....''giving you a taste of Somaliland/Somalia'' catering business. slogan.........''taking care of all your needs, on that 'special day'....:p bespoke high end consulting firm - find something to consult people on. matrimonial services and halal compliant dating (trained maxraams to monitor all successful 'dates') administrative services business (to help people fill in application forms, registration service, notary, basic legal compliance services and stuff...) somali alternative and herbal medical shop - Dr. Ali Mao-Aweys -the German-Somali doctor is making millions and he doesn't cure anything. one-stop-shop for ALL your German Medical treatment (organise flights, accommodation and a choice of hospitals for those 'obsessed' with german medicine...) somaliland souvenir shop. EXCELLENT. ethnic tourism (organised trips to miyaa and other specific places of interests in SL and Somalia) DANGEROUS adventure-based voyeur tourism to Somalia - organise 'dangerous' trips around Mogdisho, Jubooyinka hoose and maybe Galkayo. set up meetings with AMISOM, RKM militia and other street militia type thugs (all actors). also let them meet key officials (actors). you'll also need a 'minder' (actor) from the ministry of 'national guidance' to keep tabs on them and to observe their activities at all times - induces a sense of being monitored and controlled. some organised 'clan attacks' with militias (all actors) with fake bullets....throw in some TERRORISM with some controlled IED explosions and a fake attempt at a suicide bombing..... oh and finally...some PIRACY related kidnapping (4 days MAX but pirates have be gargaarka deg-dega qualified, just in case...) doesn't have to be real but you ONLY sell the 'dangerous' aspects of Somalia. = MONEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

go and do some market research marka hore and ask people what services they'd like. if you can't be bothered to do that.....then pick any random existing business and improve it using better management systems. if that doesn't tickle your fancy, then go for option C....somalise the business. give the business a somali flavour iyo makeover. simple. waa iga taalo.

Aaliyyah;963957 wrote: I've never heard of such a thing. Bisinka. Bismillah Al Rahman Al Rahim......., Sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque, (lowers gaze) indeed, it is a great shock and tragedy that you and the righteous sisters of Abu Hafsa Mosque have not been warned of this heinous shirk. indeed, it is not surprising, to see the state of disrepair, your mental capacities, have been reduced to. verily, it's truly unbecoming of imamul Abu Hafsa Mosque, a once great hub of wisdom and enlightenment, to attend to politically correct 'let's have tea and halal/gelatin-free organic biscuits' get togethers and other vile 'community cohesion, engagement and outreach programmes'. certainly, this watered down 'apoliticalisation' of mosques in the greater Toronto area, is, indeed, testament to the 'intelligently cosmetified' moderate 'islamisms' taking form, these days. indeed, this is akin to and compliant with certain 'latter dayist' aspects of the geneva protocols. indeed, it is said, control what is between your legs and the words that your lips utter, ee sida uula soco, ya ukhti. wa bila towfiq. Abu Alfa Al Blondee

underdog;963950 wrote: I guess you have a point AB, there's no way to actually know it DIDN'T happen to any of us you shouldn't believe in these things. it's one of the major forms of shirk. there are three types of Shirk, namely: (1) Ash-Shirk-al-Akbar, i.e. major Shirk (2) Ash-Shirk-al-Asghar, i.e. minor Shirk (3) Ash-Shirk-al-Khafi, i.e. inconspicuous Shirk. never leave your house without full ablution and reciting your prayers. waa iga taalo, inaar-akhi. waa bila towfiq Abu Alfa Al Blondee

underdog;963941 wrote: This happened to a cousin in London and I heard a couple of people in Downtown Toronto. Any personal experiences? i don't particularly recall this happening to Al. hope that's useful.

AUN.

Carafaat;963892 wrote: stop smoking the shisha. that stuff aint healthy. Get better soon, inaar. will pray for you faruurow maxa berbera ku geeyey? faduul, dheh. inaar, do you think i'm one of those ciyaal caano marai kids? isku xishood and please apologies. :mad:

Carafaat;963883 wrote: Xiin, how should we name the one who calls for 'tolaay, tolaay' at every opportunity. wa waxaad sheegaysa kuwa lagu sheegay suraat naba.......... إِنَّا أَنذَرْنَاكُمْ عَذَابًا قَرِيبًا يَوْمَ يَنظُرُ الْمَرْءُ مَا قَدَّمَتْ يَدَاهُ وَيَقُولُ الْكَافِرُ يَا لَيْتَنِي كُنتُ تُرَابًا

ITS RAINING HEAVILY y'all. mashallah. its been ages walahi. i've missed the rains. its back, y'all.

Faheema.;963877 wrote: lool@5 baloods waar inanku waa taajir is nacay ma istiraahdeen LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@faheema, you're funny walahi. you're also right about not appreciating my true sense of value. btw, its my mum whose shrewdly investing my hard-earnt USDs. i just claim them to show off, ma garatay?

Faheema.;963875 wrote: ^ lol dream a little dream we all ...Inshallah one day we shall live that dream Norf, lol inshallah... Good Afternoon and highest regards to you, Faheema, ii waraan? maxa cusub? warka ii sii?

STOIC;963873 wrote: Rahima, Haha..of all the years I lived in the West I never cared about doing business.All I cared about was getting education and probably end up working for someone for a very long times.But now seeing these people doing very well in business (and I mean owning fleets of planes) I was inspired..all I had to ask these guys was how in the world did you become this successful and they all said HARD WORK and a little luck...Insha-Allah I think I'm inspired to take business serious... PS Alpha you are RANDOM dude (and I think I said that before) i swear i'm in that group you speak off, ma garatay. i owe 5 baloods of land. that's worth a lot of money, inaar. PS - Alpha is not so silly, ma istidhi? (I haven't said that before)

N.O.R.F;963856 wrote: For a weekend? Bit far no? Adigu miyaanad London and Tottenham soo arkeynin this summer? Mise, waaba lagu mustaafuriyey? a return ticket is very expensive, ma garatay. i'd rather save the money and buy more land, inaar. i've become a jew walahi with my ''cut-throat'' austerity measures, dee. :cool:

STOIC;963868 wrote: I hereby declare that I want to be RICH (and don't know how)..I was invited for a weekend stay at a VERY rich Somali guy house in Nairobi and was inspired..Is it bad (or unethical) to dare dream to be RICH? hahaa...Istaghfurullah! sorry. won't happen. sand-dwellers have NEVER been RICH. sadly, you being a sand-dweller won't be RICH either. keep your chin up and admire what you can't attain, ma garatay? :cool: akhas, you must be a low-paid doctor, if you're so easily prone to jealousy. disdain what you can't attain. its the only cure. waa iga taalo.

Rahima;963863 wrote: ^ Totally agree- got to that point three posts ago but i feel like Mr. Xiin is trying to paint a picture of my argument that isn't true. I just want him to know that i will never be sucked in by the dark side Anyway- i have other motives to keep this thread alive. Once i get it i can let it die. saas miyaa? oo maxa ka mid ah? :cool:

intermediate to advance waa siday tahay - it's how it is - waa siday tahay ee sida uula socda wax saas ah - little detail in reference to a fact or a memory -e.g - anigu wax saas ah kama xasuusto dowladii hore Dahir Riyaale Kahin. balse, waxaa la sheega inay shan iyo tobaan qof ku eedeeyey faafinata diinta kiristaanka, ma ruunba? wax yaahas iyo waxyaabo kalo la mid ah - those things and many more things similar to it - e.g - naga daa wax yaahas iyo waxyaabo kalo la mid ah. meesha waxba kuma heysid ba ku idhi eh? alla hoogey oo ba’ayeey - it's literally over for me, i'm finished and destined to be punished - e.g - alla hoogey oo ba’ayeey xaalada suuqa bakaaraha waaxa la yidhi waa iska bariga dhexe garanaye ma garateen.

N.O.R.F;963851 wrote: A trip to Madinah is in order if so. Dubai soon with the family marka sidaa ula soco gartay. waan la socda, inaar. balse, what happened to Zanzibar?

Rahima, ok. you've made some excellent points here. don't ruin it. exist the thread and leave on a high. waa iga taalo. the more you talk, the more you're likely to say something foolish. too much circulations makes the value go down, ma garatay?

they think this is a game. :mad:

come away (come away) in a dream (in a dream) this world is not what it seems there be no gold at the end of the rainbow birds don't fly anywhere that the wind blows come away (come away) in a dream (in a dream) life is not what it seems happily don't always live forever but my love is getting stronger everyday stronger everyday jah bless, y'all.

top headlines for 24th of June 1. Mandela aka Madiba is in ''critical condition''. the ANC has been manipulating the masses via the press and have turned his illness into a mashruuc. its a shame that they attempt to be relevant in today's post-apartheid xenophobic Koonfurian Afrika. 2. prism network Whistle-blower Edward snowden has been given asylum by Ecuador. his passport has been cancelled. he will 'apparently' be assisted by Ecuadorian diplomats on his flight to Quito. he'll transit via Russia, Cuba and Venezuela before finally arriving in Quito. he's beaten the USA. excellent. 3. UK govt warns somalis against FGM. its usually around these times that little girls are given the 'chopsy-wopsy' all over the somali peninsula. 4. verdict due in Berlusconi underage sex trial. should be interesting to hear the outcome. 5. President Yoweri Museveni of uganda.... son denies that uganda is a "political monarchy" in which his father will hand the reins of power to him. interesting development. meanwhile in SL Republic....... as the world gets on with it, as it were, we're still waiting for the ever-elusive recognition. inshallah kheyr y'all. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Apophis;963771 wrote: War eat loads of fresh orange iyo liin. Beats lemsip crap hands down. Get well soon sxb. thanks for your best wishes, inaar. appreciate them.