Alpha Blondy

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  1. ElPunto;966120 wrote: ^You don't know what you're planting. To have a proper garden - you have to have a garden plan - and know what you're planting. Do you know the names of any plants in the blocks you planted? i've notice your growing tirades of hate against my garden. in any case, in uu qofku wax iskaga khafiifo waa laga fiicanyahay, ma garatay? fadlan ra'yigaaga iyo wixii talo aad noo haysid so daa, ileen adiga ku takhasusay wax yaahas iyo waxyaabo kalo la mid ah eh.
  2. ^ aar baal tan eega? sheydaanka iska naar, inaar!
  3. indhaha ku doogsada Alz's garden, ma garateen?
  4. JULY 2nd 2013 BLOCK 10 OMITTED BLOCK 11 BLOCK 12 BLOCK 12.5 BLOCK 13 BLOCK 14 BLOCK 15
  5. JULY 2nd 2013 BLOCK 5 BLOCK 5A BLOCK 5B BLOCK 6 BLOCK 6A BLOCK 7 BLOCK 8 BLOCK 8.5 BLOCK 9 BLOCK 9.5
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  7. Tallaabo;966089 wrote: Stop being so greedy waaryaa. You have become a fat cat in Somaliland ma istidhi;) i couldn't possibly confirm nor deny such an assertion, ma garatay?
  8. ^ listen to The Forum on the BBC World Services. its an excellent programme.
  9. Ethiopian maahmaah: when the gold is in your hands, it seems like nickel. when it's in someone else's hands, it looks like gold. the axmaar are not dumb, you know. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  10. ^ you couldn't advise Alz, if your life depended on it, admit it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  11. i'm going to water the garden. this might calm me down.
  12. Apophis;966074 wrote: Things are not good huh ya Alpha? look at this mystic Meg turned agony aunt! :mad: you taking the PISS, inaar? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  13. ROCK y'all....... ---------- I'm a fortunate son of a fortunate son Living large on the wrong side of town Too many friends and the fun never ends Drinkin' and hangin' around I wanna rule the world, wanna swallow it whole At least I could kick it all down I wanna kick it all down Eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be My eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be I don't take the bus and I never walk too far The furthest I got was my own backyard With a fist full of cash that somebody else earned Send me some more when it all got burned I wanna take control, wanna make it all mine At least I could kick it all down I wanna' kick it all down Eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be My eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be You never ever know You never ever know You never ever know You never ever know I'll get what I want if I make up my mind I'm turnin' you inside out I wanna rule the world, wanna swallow it whole I think I'll just kick it all down. I wanna kick it all down. Eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be My eyes wide open, I can't see Eyes wide open, what you mean Eyes wide open, I can't seem to be Eyes wide open (repeat and fade)
  14. Alpha Blondy;966067 wrote: 3 months late and ONLY 10% INCREASE . GTFOH! :mad::mad::mad: was told the news just over an hour ago. am i supposed to be happy with this? writing my RESIGNATION letter right now, y'all. its been 2 years and 5 months. its been alright but its time to MOVE on, ma garateen! i can get some FCUKING advice, please? its the least anyone one of you pathetic idoors can do! i'm about to QUIT my job for goodness sakes! :mad:
  15. Safferz;966041 wrote: Lawd hammercy, I'm ALIVE and currently taking a break from tuulo life, I'm in Harar today and heading to Dire sometime tomorrow. Wi-fi at this hotel isn't the best but at least I'm online again, there are flash internet sticks that people all over the kilil use but of course none of them are compatible with my Mac. I'll try and find one that works while I'm in Dire Dawa What the hell did I miss? hi Saffz, i see you're alive. good stuff, dee.
  16. Alpha Blondy;943953 wrote: i'm out y'all. p.s- i'm getting my new work contract this week.......sky's the limit y'all and i'm gonna catch all the stars, every last one, walahi (metaphorically speaking, that is... ) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 3 months late and ONLY 10% INCREASE. GTFOH! :mad::mad::mad: was told the news just over an hour ago. am i supposed to be happy with this? writing my RESIGNATION letter right now, y'all. its been 2 years and 5 months. its been alright but its time to MOVE on, ma garateen!
  17. another meeting at the Ambassador hotel, y'all. i have to go and pretend to be important for another hour or so. at this rate, i'll exhaust my 'acting important' threshold, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. see y'all around. Alz.
  18. 1. traditional women vs trash xalimos LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  19. this was randomly selected by youtube. it's not bad, you know.
  20. in the last hour.....i was involved in 3 different fights with 3 different peoples. i'm not hurt nor PISSED off though. i WON all 3 fights. i've become FOUL and one of the most feared individuals in the SL Republic. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...
  21. i just wrote myself my salary. i wonder how many of you can say you can do that? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i'm out of this office, y'all. see you this evening.
  22. what is a dream coming true?....... without anyone to share with?
  23. COME BACK Y'ALL.......,dee Safferz - misssing in Dhagax-buur. last location UNKNOWN. feared dead. C&B - in xamar. it's not safe. 87% chance of certain death within a month. Apo - in the middle eastern. last known location in a hotel. he feared for his health due to hotel food. Haatu - in london. finished exams. enjoying holz before uni. the little pig has a great future ahead of him. SPooow - we don't know. we don't care. we don't want to know. wadani - st catherines, Ontario. stuck in a 9-5 job. i pity the guy. performing below his potential. D.O.C - come back inaar. i've kinda missed your jokes. QansaxMeygaag - a script of one of the above. lying low and will soon emerge. Reeyo - single mother living in one of those council estate in east.london. accesses internet via internet cafe. Alpha - in Somaliland. depressed and faces occupational immobility. hates his job. lost hope. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  24. ^ NORFooow, inaar, are you moving to the SL Republic? it would be excellent to have you here, waalahi. you're a civilised guy, ma garatay? we could do so much for our country with you at the helm ee sida uula soco. ramadan should be interesting this year ruunti. last year my big bro and big sister were here with Alz. without their supervision, can Alz be trusted to observe all 30 days this year? YES he can. he's grown up, ma garatay?. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ramadan in the SL Republic is AWESOME walahi. everyone is so happy. there is peace and things are very calm. the whole country is in a good mood and the people are always more friendlier. working is hard, if truth be told, balse, its flexible. e.g - i worked from 12pm to 6pm last year. bacdal iftar is awesome. af-fur is always nice and delicious.... i usually go to the taraweeh prayer for the last 10 nights........and always observe the night of power (odd nights, ma garatay? ). eid is EXCELLENT....and i celebrate in STYLE. hope you're here for this year.....!
  25. ^ i hope you're not offended by the lack of gender-neutral hambalyos. i ought to have said, ''.....we are sending you our deepest felt hambalyo, brotherly and sisterly love. congratulations.'' :p