Alpha Blondy

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  1. STOIC;969765 wrote: It didn't happen till you got the mugshot..proof it so we can put in NinYaban thread..I still believe you are random dude, but I gotta give to you for sticking around in SL.... ina Salaxleyooow, when are you coming to Salaxley to help little sand-dwellers reach the Millennium Development Goals. there's only 2 years left, you know.
  2. Nin-Yaaban;969760 wrote: You really have accomplished a lot sxb, and i hope you continue to do so. One thing i am going to give you credit for is, you are at least living back home and know a lot more of what's going on than some of the people that post here. I'd take you opinion than some of the people here. One more thing sxb, stay outta trouble so you wouldn't be locked up. Congratulations though! your hambalyos mean a lot to Alz. inaar, you've been my greatest supporter and i appreciate this. thanks. do you know why i'm not so political, anymore? because its BS. despite the allure its given on the political section. here, on the ground, its absolute BS.
  3. Apophis;957029 wrote: This looks like Morning Glory . Its seeds are highly hallucinogenic, similar to LSD to this..... more LSD, ma istidhi? :cool:
  4. my poignant SL story. i've been on a ''benevolent mission'' and even that's stretching it far, in all honesty. i think many of you have been away from the homeland for a long time. the situation on the ground is not as perceived by those with lofty diaspora aspirations of perhaps returning one day. i made a conscious decision to return home. i was ''broken'' and returned with the view of cleansing my ''hybrid-somali-from-a-distince westerner identity'' of any lingering vestiges of ''western values'' and more importantly of any western cultural norms. my aim was to create a singular and indeed complete personal identity. i was deluded and felt British dee. in hindsight, it was also my protected upbringing that misled me about the harsh realities of life. i believed in this potent mantra of democracy, multiculturalism and human rights before denouncing the WEST forever. for the next year or so, i begun a process of self-evaluation, of change, of finding purpose and belonging. i did that by coming here. my coming to somaliland trip was very much low-key, you see. i was a popular and rather active in diaspora-based pro-Somaliland events/lecture circuits but soon realise the 'group' i was cahooting with, were pathetic, khat-addled-Somalilanders-from-a-distance and in name ony. they spent their entire time on exchanging and repackaging the latest somaliland news and information, occasionally adding their own version of events to the latest developments. these men thought themselves the pioneers and protectors of 'Somaliland' in the diaspora. the misinformation and hyperbole were an attempt to manipulate the masses of patriotic Somalilanders in the qurbo-ha with the view of creating an unshakeable sense of nationhood and somalilandnimo. they'd often re-tell their dramatic stories of conquest and liberation and i was in that world. i was attentive and foolishly followed these lies in the hope that it would firmly solidify my shaky belief and weak sense of being. I was a dedicated follower in these cult circles and was hailed as the next big thing – a new form of somalilander from the qurbaha but with the lingo and ideology of cult leaders. but still, i yearned for more than mere stories and tales of biblical proportions. i came here and saw my land and realised the evil rubble-rousers and instigators, were so detached from reality and lived in a bubble, a bubble of illusory dreams and nightmare induced fallacies. for the last 4 years, i've been working on grass roots, organic development, development dictated by us and not them with conscious effort to rebuild the broken social fabric of this land. the people of this land don't need the usual delusional nonsense peddled by fake politicians like 'international recognition'' and other such fallacies. i feel, they need to understand the importance of sacred social values of 'trust', confidence in their own being', deference, trust in social institutions and authority. from the very outset, i felt, through the various research and papers, i wrote on these matters that crucial societal rehabilitation efforts were being ignored and considered something peripheral that the somali customs, norms and values can wholly solve. I realised that through a grass-roots, bottoms-up and an organically Somali approach, I was more than capable of developing new methods, ideas and thinking that may signal a way forward. and i feel i've achieved those aims in their entirety by blogging on SOL and 'exoticisting' my mad exploits for all to see, in the hope they may confer me with accolades, sharaf points and ever lasting success. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  5. some of epic travels in the homeland. somewhere in the miyi near Hargeisa. Berbera Jig-jiga - killka-5aad Maydh Darsalaam - 100km North-West of Hargeisa Lowyacado Cali Xayd Las Qoray Sacadadiin Islands
  6. its been 4 years since i made the decision to come back ''home''. on the 21st of July 2009, i decided i was going back home and came i did . its been amazing walahi. i can't believe it. its been so amazing. there's been so many amazing times and so many great times with some great folks. i can't believe it. its been 4 years y'all. can you believe that? i was barely in my early 20s and now i'm almost pre late 20s, you know. what i have learnt and achieved. 1. i came with a job, having applied and accepted the position in London. i'm the only person, i know who came with a job, unlike ALL these dhaqan celis folks with their semi-retarded mental faculties. i'm gone from one job to another like a little girl on a skipping rope.. 2. i almost got married twice walahi. :cool: 3. i've become wholly integrated. i wear macawis and use miswak. 4. my somali is flawless. my writing is even better. 5. i've contributed back to my country. i've done so much good and fulfilled my contributory dues. 6. i've got the entire city on lock-down. voted 2011's most sociable person in HAG. 7. i've created local jobs for local people...whilst cutting as many as i've created.:cool: 8. i've been arrested 4 times. i spent 3 days in jail. i've bribed my way out of these difficulties:cool:. 9. i've hosted some many SOLers. i've hosted many couchsurfers. i've been hosted too. 10. i've travelled to 36 different city's/towns in the SL Republic. Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. 5 more years please, Alphow. :cool:
  7. Carafaat;969732 wrote: SOL should not condone these kind of anti-islamic and inciting comments. We should censure this, just like we censure clan incitement. i'm assuming you haven't heard of the famous story of the somali nomad. he was asked to state the 3 most important to things to him. he said camels, his clan and islam. then he was asked to list them in order of importance. he said - his clan, his camels and his god. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  8. Blackflash;969727 wrote: It's strictly for my own amusement. There's no malice involed. gartay. you must have a skewed sense of humour, then.
  9. its 18:23 here. there's approx 3-6 mins left. the last few minutes are worst walahi. i'm literally dying of hunger, yeah hunger.
  10. Blackflash;969715 wrote: I believe he's reffering to the Quran. Let the rectum-tearing commence! why are you instigating where there is nothing to instigate?
  11. Cambuulo iyo bun;969653 wrote: I heard it was around 300 dollar per night. They even got a italian chef ee sidaa ula sooco ':) ^ how will these guys afford........... ^ this?
  12. The neo-realism film is built around an elderly man's cynical line directed at two naive younger men whom he spots handling a stolen purse: "If you want to arrest a thief, you would have to arrest the world." Jafar Panahi directs this quietly brilliant psychological drama without a false note. The sharply observant screenplay about the class divide in Iran. It's a poignant humanistic drama about one of Iran's many forgotten heroes from the Iraq war, who has never fully recovered from the psychological and physical injuries sustained during the conflict. The film magnificently makes use of long pregnant pauses, the hero's deadpan expressions and long takes of the bustling city while the protagonist calmy maneuvers on his motorbike through the heavy traffic and the lines that divide the rich and poor neighborhoods of Tehran. These long silences give the viewer time to digest the ongoing social conflicts in modern Tehran and to ascertain the hurt felt by the suffering gentle giant. Hussein eventually decides to commit an act that he hopes will make his life more comfortable. This criminal undertaking (and the fates of all involved) is revealed within the first 10 minutes of the movie; the rest of the time is spent detailing the petty humiliations that propelled Hussein to make this ill-advised lunge for a piece of the pie. The film was inspired by a recent story in the news about a pizza man killing a jeweler and committing suicide during a robbery. 10/10. Excellent.
  13. Naxar Nugaaleed;969634 wrote: Alphow, habraha kuwo aynu is af garaneyno aya jira, minus salaax. Athigu hargeisawi kala garaneyn dadka gar'adag dagan bat tahay. Cala kuli xaal, threadkan belongs to a man and his beloved city. Yacni rabshada jojiya and u and this kid go back to counterbaqash corner. inaar, aniguu waan madax bananahay, ma garatay? habraha aad sheegeysid maxa iga shaan iyo toban ah? STOP skirting around the question and please ANSWER the question? su'aashuu waxaay ahayd ........how did y'all lose so much land in so little time? maxa dhacay, adigoo mudane, inaar?
  14. Classified;969633 wrote: War yaa habaaray reerkan . It seems to me that they have no interest in owning any land. How can you give away without much resistance in such a massive territory with so much resources? Bal waxaad eegta hadalka Naxar Nugaaleed, he said, "Truth be told, I would love nothing more then to spend a few weeks in awrboogees (not Fiqi fuliye lol) and the highlands of Sanaag but have no intention of prolonged residency." That pretty much summarizes how insignificant dhulka is for these guys. Wadaninimo ma waxay uu moodayn iin Mogadishu la dhisto qudha? lol Bali Dhig iyo Coodanle laga qaad. Ceerigaabo iyo Hamas laga qaad. Caynaba iyo Oog laga qaad. Dhanka Hawdna, Danot aaya lala deeganyahay. baaris cad waa inaay karsadaan. waa iga taalo arrintoodu si kale kuma hagageyso. :cool:
  15. Classified;969627 wrote: Ninyahow, how were you guys uprooted from Dhararweyn, Ceel Afweyn, Gar'adag, and even Bohol? That always makes me wonder. lol it boggles the mind, ma istidhi? in 1960, these guys lived within the saddex habro hinterland. now even Buuhoodle is partly owned by the SL Republic (beesha Haradan deserve a special mention here). i reckon by 2016, it'll FULLY be controlled by SL. maa aniga mise there's a 'geographic genocide' of sorts occurring? inaar, like Israel's Negev desert, SLanders are making this land 'useful', ma garatay? the land belongs to those who cultivate it and not those khaatumites from a distance, especially those with a geo-political strategic imperative to deny the SL Republic, like NN. balse, the reality on the ground bares witness to the truth.
  16. Naxar Nugaaleed;969624 wrote: Lol Laba kala daran! Alpha gar'adag Iyo Sanaag oo dan ba arag, what I know of Somalia boils down to hurwaa district of Mogadishu, leedo beach and my cousins houses in Madina and Hodan. Truth be told, I would love nothing more then to spend a few weeks in awrboogees (not Fiqi fuliye lol) and the highlands of Sanaag but have no intention of prolonged residency . maxaad nugu diidaysa dhulka, marka? just another Khaatumite from a distance, miyaa? :D
  17. Naxar Nugaaleed;969610 wrote: is it me or is this building leaning? i would agree. there's a qalooc in this building. :cool:
  18. slowly starting to accept the notion that foox does nothing against mosquitoes. :mad:
  19. Alpha Blondy;969608 wrote: MOVIE night y'all. there's so many amazing films in the hard-drive. Crimson Gold has been chosen. check out the reviews soon on my film thread.
  20. Naxar Nugaaleed;969611 wrote: Finally a hotel that looks like a Hotel, whats the nightly rate Cambuulo maybe you should build a 'hotel' in Garad Adag instead of basking in the glory days of MOD days. :p