Cambuulo iyo bun;970149 wrote: NY how common was rape in the prison you where held in? it was just a matter of time before someone asked this question. i swear SOL has become a laughing stock. they should just BAN the likes of Cambuulo. they bring nothing of substance to this site. :mad:

i'm listening to Khadir Dahir's labi iyo toban jeer.

ileen ninku maxbuus buu ahaan jirey. caadi maha, ma istidhi? Nin-Yabanoooow, inaar, how has this affected your job prospects? ma ruuba after 5 years, your criminal shenanigans are wiped clean? mise the american criminal justice system is not that lenient. :cool: i reckon, i'll wait another 2 years before the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 wipes my slate clean (no more criminal record), ma garatay? i remember the scene from 'life' with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. one of them is released but delibrately commits some criminal act to go back inside....or kills himself. i don't remember which but it was poignant to say the least, ma garateen?

^ i hope so too.

^ like i said many times before......you will be forced to apologies when i open the library soon. :D

Haatu;970131 wrote: I never understand how someone can call himself a 'Monkey' and be proud. I guess some folks are still being trolled. XX and his il yare galbeed view of the world is AKHAS. haters gonna hate.

Alpha Blondy;963306 wrote: a few updates - this project will officially begin bacda ramadan. the private donors have read the proposal and wey soo shubi the dosh soon, inshallah. - i've been headhunting a few locals who could potentially be enforcers for me. my inaar yusuf (first abti's wife's sister's son) likes the idea and i have his absolute support. its important to recruit people like Yusuf, who is like a local leader because they will protect the library against the bearded folks and haters. - hosting a social research think-tank at the centre. i made a big casuumad for my friend yesterday. he promised he bring his PhD credentials and research collegues to the centre and help establish the foundations of the centre. - sourced free used computers from another friend of Alz. he has promised some American-English books too. - my saudi-based Somali friend who is a qualified teacher from London has sent me the entire catalogue of the latest HEADWAY middle eastern full colour version via dropbox. this is great. i don't think anyone has this syllabus in the entire country. - a few more updates. - the Books yesterday, i went to see the guys who've been helping me with the books. they have set aside 125 books for the MAE library. i'll collect these soon once the presentations have been made to the beneficiaries and the photos for the donors taken . another 450 will be ready to collect bacdal ramadan. that brings the total book stock donated to 600. plus another 50 of my personal books. so 650 in total. -------------- - Hargeysa International Book Fair 2013 ^ this is happening fairly soon. i want to ask the organisers to donate all the books at the fair to the MAE. i sort of know them balse we shall see how it goes. this means, i will have the premise rented and the library fully operational by then. otherwise, maxaan uu laa tagee doorna? ----------- - i've written another proposal more tailored to the world of NGOs/INGOs with the help of my cousin. he's an expert in the mashruuc world, you see. it's coming along great and we've almost finalised it. the plan - to send to the deeq bixiyaasha caalamiga and see much money we could get for the project. UNESCO is very keen apparently. we shall see. watch this space, y'all. i'm going BIG. ----------- - the private financiers haven't got back to me. this has been very disappointing ruunti. in the time i've got off work, i plan to spend my own money to kick start the project. its been all talk so far and i reckon, the private financiers might have snubbed me for talking the talk but not producing anything of substance. that's they're problem. NOT mine. i'm going in HARD. i'm gonna fix the place up y'all. i will show them walahi. ----------- - more furniture has been sourced. couple of chairs donated. the stationary will also be donated. the stockpile of furniture is looking good, you know. :cool:

"If you wait for perfect conditions, you'll never get anything done!" Ecclesiastes 11:4

Nuune, this feudal idea of yours is a non-starter. very backward, indeed.

*ANWAR*;970048 wrote: Somalilanders er resuming old rivalry and Puntland are butthurt.. wow what a fantastic year for HAG :D don't get your nigis in a twist. some great evil will befall the HAG soon. it's bound to happen. only a matter of time, ma garatay? :cool:

i had a job interview today. it went swimmingly. i'm hopeful.

guys, i'm thinking of finally calling it a day here, in the nation's capital. maxa tala ah?

Mad_Mullah;967923 wrote: Who hired him? it wasn't a HAG'er.

^ Leeboi is doing it BIG time, inaar. :cool: check this video. the little weasel-faced habar qaloocian was convinced by his drug-dealer uncle to pursue a career in the music industry. of course, this was to STOP Leeboi from becoming a drug-dealer. logic.

all set. wish Alz luck, y'all. i'll see y'all this evening bacdal iftar.

they have better iftar than us, here in the nation's capitals.

Naxar Nugaaleed;970020 wrote: Great pics, congrats. Four years is long enough though, maybe it's time to head back. are you trying to irritate me, inaar? its NOT 4 years. its only 2 years and 10 months in 7 days.

D/P..

D/P

Xaaji Xunjuf;970007 wrote: Alpha's clan are known as apes lol, they triggered the first Somaliland civil war when they said they own the Berbera port in 1992 yeah i know its madness. Some still beat their chest and tell others they own berbera, they need to be slapped in the face real hard and they need to be told that they dont own berbera. But they started moving into the city in the late 1920 and early 1930s. Berbera is much older. The Somaliland parliament need to pass a law to get rid of tribal homelands in the country.We cannot have some Monkey's claiming one of the oldest cities of Somaliland.. I WILL NOT TOLERATE such defamation against my people. for our cordial relations, either edit or apologies. :mad:

Xaaji Xunjuf;970004 wrote: The monkey's invaded Berbera in the early 20th century and because the original berberaawis moved to Hargeisa , before that the Monkey's had no say in Berbera 19 18 17 16 century and so on the Monkey's were caged, now the Monkey's believe they own the city ,geel dhalaya indhahagu na wa ku tusa il yare galbeedkan baal eega, inaar, this is OUR city, now. we TOOK it from your tribe. even the white colonial master agrees. he set the standard for the test that ultimately decided whose CITY this was. this test was based on the temperature of the camel's milk. everyone knows the STORY ee haa is yeelyeelin. its NOT our fault, camel's belonging to the il yare galbeed huuno COULDNT produce warmer milk than OUR thoroughbred camels, ma garatay. :mad: mind you, your particular tribe was Oromo back then. its ONLY since the mid-1990s, you become Somali.

Alpha Blondy;969755 wrote: its been 4 years since i made the decision to come back ''home''. on the 21st of July 2009, i decided i was going back home and came i did . its been amazing walahi. i can't believe it. its been so amazing. there's been so many amazing times and so many great times with some great folks. i can't believe it. its been 4 years y'all. can you believe that? there has been nothing amazing about my life here. this is all hype and exaggeration. i came to SL on the 30th of Sept 2010. its NOT even 3 years. i was barely in my early 20s and now i'm almost pre late 20s, you know. someone needs to learn to add up what i have learnt and achieved. 1. i came with a job, having applied and accepted the position in London. i'm the only person, i know who came with a job, unlike ALL these dhaqan celis folks with their semi-retarded mental faculties. i'm gone from one job to another like a little girl on a skipping rope. (Anyone can apply for a job in this hell-hole and get it just as easily.....nothing to boast about. 2. i almost got married twice walahi. :cool: ( ANOTHER LIE technically!) 3. i've become wholly integrated. i wear macawis and use miswak. (NONSENSE! i've hardly integrated) 4. my somali is flawless. my writing is even better. [NONSENSE again! my somali (both written and speaking form) was always perfect) 5. i've contributed back to my country. i've done so much good and fulfilled my contributory dues. (how does one quantify this?) 6. i've got the entire city on lock-down. voted 2011's most sociable person in HAG. (2011 was a long time Alphow, inaar) 7. i've created local jobs for local people...whilst cutting as many as i've created.:cool: (austerity is my middle name. i underpay them and work them like slaves.) 8. i've been arrested 4 times. i spent 3 days in jail. i've bribed my way out of these difficulties:cool:. (20mins in Hargeisa Water Agency over a bill dispute was the longest. this was faux attempt to look 'rough'. not impressing anyone, though) 9. i've hosted some many SOLers. i've hosted many couchsurfers. i've been hosted too. (no comment.) 10. i've travelled to 36 different city's/towns in the SL Republic. (there's less than 14 major settlements) Mashallah. Mashallah. Mashallah. 5 more years please, Alphow. :cool: how embarrassing. some people have NO self-awareness, ma istidhi. absolutely shocked i wrote this JUNK. :mad:

i'm out y'all....again.

BIG day today. i wonder what this day has in store for the Alz? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ i'm 34.