Alpha Blondy

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  1. Safferz;970289 wrote: this Alpha character LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Saffz a character, yeah?
  2. Nin-Yaaban;970286 wrote: Safferz, did you meet Alpha in Hargeisa? What is he like? LoooL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Nin-Yaaban, i ain't meeting her, inaar.
  3. Safferz;970281 wrote: I'd also give my afur a 5/10, and I'm being generous because I'm glad to be in H-Town. I wasn't expecting the tuulos in kilil 5 to outdo caasimada magaalada ha caayin, ma garatay? waa the sand-dwellers aad la joogtid eh. at least you have internet connection ee be grateful.
  4. Safferz;970250 wrote: Will do, nuune I did have an Ethiopian government vehicle get me to Wachale, Ethiopia dee, but from there I walked myself and got to the Somaliland cars to Hargeisa. In hindsight probably not the best decision since I'm going to have to do that again to re-enter, since I don't have any documentation of ever having left Ethiopia and entered Somaliland. Good to be back in SL haha........... you're an illegal and i might have to capitalise on this vulnerability, ma garatay?. you could've called me and i would have spoken to the guys at Wajaale for you. too bad, ma istidhi? yaa ka masuul ah while you're here, inabti?
  5. Alpha Blondy;970253 wrote: Cuna cuna cuna Caba oo Cuna..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL have a nice afur wacaan y'all. its like time. see y'all in an hour or something. afur was very basic. 5/10.
  6. nuune;970269 wrote: There is nothing more than you would like about the Berbers being the sole king of Somalia. i've made no secrets of my intention to be the KING of all Somalis, one day. maxaad isku yeelyeeleysa, inaar? i'd give more to others than my own clan, ma garatay? this is what the GREAT Egal did.
  7. Cuna cuna cuna Caba oo Cuna..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL have a nice afur wacaan y'all. its like time. see y'all in an hour or something.
  8. more pics.... ^i was there for 20th anniversary of the SL Republic. haven't bothered the last two years. ^one of my favourite pics. circa late 2010 near Cali Xayd. ^life was so much simpler in those early days. now, more money more problems. cajiib. ^beachside, Djibouti. relaxing and chilling was the name of the game, in those early days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  9. nuune;970245 wrote: ^^ Don't tell Alpha your whereabouts, maanta dhan suuqa Hiliblaha ayuu kaa dhax raadinayey, little did he know inaa tahey vegetarian. meat samosas or vegetarian samosas Nuune? if you had to choose? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  10. Safferz;970243 wrote: :D Ma fiicantahay Alphow? I'm here illegally, but I am here. :D fiican fiicaan indeed. xalaada? soo dhad dhag maha? illegally? no SL plated GT car, miyaa? #welcome to Hargeisa. where players pray and we read them thangs like everyday. big beats are not allowed, gangsta's hardly roll. and parties usually stop before Ramadan (commercing thereafter:p) :
  11. this afur is taking too long today. the time is going very slowly. this is NOT good.
  12. Safferz;970235 wrote: Alla hooyoy waa Hargeisa :D alla hoogey oo ba’ayeey waa Saffz :D:D
  13. Tallaabo;970178 wrote: ^ You forgot the owl and the Meerkat oo yeey ahayeen kuwasii? aar baal eega tan. inaar, ileen qabyaladayste weyn batahay ya? isku xishoooooooooooooood. waa iga taalo.
  14. ^ inshallah, too. i really like your people. they are nice. halka ka si wada.
  15. Carafaat;970168 wrote: Because you don't know the other animals other sub-clans are referred to. look at this apologist monkey. there are animal personifications of each sub-clan. what are you talking about, baal? 1. beesha haradaan - fox. they are cunning apparently, i'm not so sure. 2. habar qalooc - hippo. they like to eat (that is metaphorically speaking). there's a corruption of sorts about them. demographically sparse and politically influential. financially, they're strong too. but much like the nouveau riche or the ''new money'', they have bad customs, lack culture and have a magaalo-joog xumo about them. 3. ilmo dhan-dhagex - hyena. the famous arabite poet Faraax Nuur said off the arab............''lix meeshad ku joogtana dagaal labta ka ogaada''. need i say more. 4. sand-dwellers - an old peacock without its feathers. self-induced pity and nostalgia for yesteryears has impeded growth to only 0.2% p.a on all fronts. romantic past but very little substance in the last 20 years. 5. XX's tribe - vultures. the term ku qabso ku qadi meysid applies perfectly to these vicious thug-warriors. in the last than 10 years, they've managed to lay claim to most of the prime real-estate in the country. but the bravado, ''tough-manism'' and ''huge egos'' are NOT really impressing anyone. 6. other il yare galbeeds - pack of wolves. individually=USELESS. collectively=POWERFUL. they're like jews and work closely together. 1monkey = 20 of these folks. impressive stuff for people who just recently evolved. they use to plow with their teeth until recently. there was no tractors in the western parts of SL in 1975..., today, laakin, micidu waxaay leegtahay ilaa 7 sentimitir. 7. inaadeero Arafat sub-clan - a house monkey. 8. Al's sub-clan - a monkey in the wild. maa si waada, inaadeero Arafat?
  16. *Blessed;970166 wrote: I'll slap alpha for you, XX. oo wayooow, inabti? are you a monkey or not? this has puzzled me for the best part of 2 years or so, ma garatay?
  17. Cambuulo iyo bun;970158 wrote: Nope Alpha Group are Nabad-sugidda. These are new forces , the city been little crazy the latest week lots of killings, dont know if you saw that thread about that female administrator that was killed in xamar she was actually killed not far away from our house maybe 400 Meters or so. baal is ilaali inaar. inshallah kheyr. kudos to the xamari people's resolve and ''CAN DO'' attitude in these uncertain times.
  18. NOTICE most of these films seem rather strange or better yet, 'foreign' in nature, ma istidhi? my incredible collection of Turkish, Iranian, Korean, German, Spanish, Chinese, Arabic and other classic films from around the world are inaccessible to most. i'm more than happy to share these films with y'all. i'll put them up on dropbox, that is, if y'all are interested. send me a PM with the subject title: Maximus Powers' Film Thread.
  19. Maria Alvarez, 17, is convinced this life shouldn't be hers. She works in a flower plantation in Colombia, stripping the thorns from roses, one nervous eye on her relentless supervisor. It's tough work, and she doesn't take orders well. No matter how hard she works, the money never seems to be enough for her family, a tense home full of complainers, including her sister and child, her mother and grandmother. And then there's Juan, her good-looking but nonchalant boyfriend, who doesn't seem to appreciate her. When she tells Juan she's pregnant, his immediate request to get married is dutiful rather than romantically enthusiastic. A character named Maria? Carrying an unborn baby? A Maria who removes thorns? Let the religious allusions apply wherever you want them to. Writer-director Joshua Marston has clearly made a modern allegory. The people she meets along her way are various moral archetypes: good, bad, ugly. They're there to test her. And she'll meet others like her, people like the nervous Lucy and her friend Blanca, who are making the same trip, putting their bodies and lives at risk. Maria Full of Grace provides an authentic and compelling view of a drug mule's experience. 9/10.
  20. the next KING has been born y'all. remember this day.
  21. ^ this is the so-called Alpha Group? hows the overall security situation in MOG?
  22. i've been buying the afur for Alz Residential Estate from this little shop next to the house. i usually spend about $3 on the iftar treats + delivery. anyway, i forgot to send the money once via Zaad (mobile mobile money). now, they are demanding payment for two other days! WTF! :mad: do i look like a criminal to them? do they think i'm petty? do they think i will IGNORE this unwarranted personal ATTACK? :mad::mad::mad: the economic sanctions will begin tomorrow. balse, the shop assistant Muna is really hot and always prepares my afur perfectly. the problem is with her bro. he's a prick. always interrupting Muna and Alz's convos. he convinced Alz has designs on his sister....what a fool. its ramadan for goodness sakes. :mad: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL