what, if any, islamo-judicial provisions are there for young men forcefully pursued, solicited and systematically seduced by older women, siba kuwa ku magac dheere ee gaaladu uu taqan ''cougars''. our rights have been VIOLATED time and again, yet there is hardly any mention of these endemic human rights abuses and atrocities against humanity. balse, our rights ought to be respected, maha? we are DEMANDING at once to have access to human rights. they must at ONCE stop spoiling our persons with gifts and other such delightful treats including but not limited to: new Samsung S3 Galaxys, notepads, designer clothes, wads of cash and Waterstones corporate gift cards and vouchers. these shameful acts of ''i scratch your back and you scratch my person'' are clearly premeditated and should be PUNISHABLE by stoning or firing squad. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Oiler;970687 wrote: I hope that you marry a feminist to "straighten" you out :) as long as she respects my human rights........ especially the sacred values of free speech.

this is clearly western propaganda. in their haste to vilify, they will STOP at nothing and will leave no stone unturned. they are now poisoning the minds of children with 'women's empowerment' and other such fallacies. :mad: although 11 years of age (may need verification), her yuus and qaylo are evidently indicative of someone who's already mentally developed. i'd advise less musasal and less nancy ajram. she's a good looking little girl but her incessant tirades of self-opinionated bile, ruins it for me. i think i'll marry a 6 year old (with the caveat that we'll consummate the marriage on her 18th birthday, in accordance with western marital norms). :cool:

i'm out y'all.

MoonLight1;970644 wrote: “Assist your Muslim brother, whether he be an oppressor or oppressed. "Bu how shall we do it when he is an oppressor?" enquired a companion. Prophet Muhammad replied, "Assisting an oppressor by withholding him from oppression.” Quote from Prophet Muhammad PBUH. is this an authentic hadith? you just don't know these days. what if the oppressor has a legitimate cause to oppress the oppressor that previously oppressed him?

xilli dambe, ma istidhi? i've promised to organise a ceremonial type casuumad/afur for a few friends, tomorrow. in such social events, i feel it's important to meet all the dietary requirements of my distinguished guest. one of the guests (habar qalooc) has requested camel's stomach WTF? :mad: that's just pathetic. daantaan hilib kasoo kale laga ma cuno, yaa u sheega?

Haatu;970637 wrote: Maalin maalmaha kamid ah, waxaa ku kulmey maqaaxi yar oo kutaallo Sabuuli lana dhaho Jiiro Miskiin saaxiibkeen Kaahiye oo socod dheer markaas ka yimi iyo ninkoo kale oo la dhaho Abshir Duq Maxamuud. Kulankoodii sidan ayuu u dhacay: Kaahiye: Alla qoraxdan baas kululaa! Jarmaad iyo socod dheer maxaa ii geeye! Wallee Kaahiyow maxaad Jinacsani ka fogaatay! Kaahiye isagoo sidaa u calaacalaya ayuu jalaq soo galay maqaaxida, waxaana kasoo hor boodey qof uusan fileynin. Kaahiye: Jimca waraa jiraa Sabtiyaa ka daran baa la yiri. War sow ma tihid inanka duqii xumaa ee Maxamuud? Abshir: Haa. Adna sow ma tihid kii walaashey Falxado soo dooney... loona diidey? Ayuu yiri Abshir isagoo dhoola cadeynaayo. Kaahiye tuu wajiga kaduudiyey ayuu isugu yiri: awoowgii la gub. DHacdadaas foosha xun muxuu iisoo xasuusiyey? Kaahiye: Isla isagii ayaan ahay. War niyow dhulkan fog maxaa ku keeney Jinacsani ayaan kugu ogaaye? Abshir: Aabahey ayaa dhulkan ganacsi kuleh waana usoo indha-indheynaya. Balse waxaan ku weydiiye, adiga maxaa halkan ku keenay? Kaahiye: War niyow sidaad iska ogtahay magaaladaas Jinacsani waan ku ceebeysanahey oo ceenteyda yar iyo weyn kama qarsoona (wuxuu ula jeedaa balwadihiisa faraha badan). Sidaas awgeed ayaan go'aansaday inaan guuro oo magaalo shishe oo barwaaqo layga sheege inaan u guuro. Abshir: Magaaladee? Kaahiye: War waxaas dantaada ma ehee, warka isii. Dadkii sey yihiin? Abshir: Dadkii wey iska faayaan oo dhib ma qabaan. Kii saaxiibkaa ahaa ee aad isla socon jirteen...magaciisa muxuu ahaa... Haa! Kii Dacar ahaa, Tabliiq ayuu raacay oo qamro iyo sigaar wuu iska daaye. Kaahiye (Asagoo yaaban): Ma kii loo aqoonsanaa Kun Kooble (kun koob oo qamro ayuu ula jeedaa) ayaa qamro iska daaye oo Tabliiq raacay? Annagaa war aragnay! Abshir: Dadkii oo dhan yaabka ayey kula wadaagaan. Markaan soo tegaaye waxaan maqlaaye inuu Xajka hadda ku sugan yahey. Kaahiye: Xajka aa! Wallee waxaan socod xuma ahayn halkaas ma geyn! DHamaad. ---------- F.G.: Dhacdooyinka sheekadan iyo kuwa lamidka ah ku sugan waxay ku saabsan yihiin dhacdo run ah oo dhacay balse qaabka ay u dhaceen la baddeley. :D:D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. witty, satirical and awesome humour. walahi, you're funny. these little tales of yours, remind me of the Itchy & Scratchy Show. you know, a show within a show.

OdaySomali;970631 wrote: You win some, you lose some. You can't win them all. But when you are winning, take it and run with it. Because you may come across a time when your wins are far and few between.

Safferz;970638 wrote: I feel like this ominous sign is related to my proximity to Alpha saas miyaa? please don't attribute the yaanyuur's acts to Alz. clearly the bisaad wasn't able to capitalise on this ''one-on-one'' opportunity. proximity is my middle name and i would've got a bit 'closer' than the cat, ma garatay? :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Classified;970569 wrote: The Ankara talks are failing. Somalia will become just like Yugoslavia. The different clans of Somalia are similar to the different ethnic groups that formed Yugoslavia. The big question is, Yugoslavia disintegrated, but will Somalia disintegrate into Sovereign Clan-states? Will Mogadishu or the "Forces for Union" allow Somaliland, Jubbaland, Puntland and other states within Somalia to have sovereign statuses in the near future? Slobodan Milošević, the Serbian leader of the Former Yugoslavia once said, "If Croatia wants us to allow them to secede from Yugoslavia, they have to allow the Serbians living in Croatia to secede from Croatia as well." That's the arguments that's being used today against Somaliland's secession from Somalia, where Unionists clans living in Northern Somalia, mainly Sool, Sanaag and Cayn are arguing that if Somaliland can secede from Somalia, then SSC regions can secede from Somaliland. interesting. balse, i reckon the Former Somalia is more like Iraq (as it was and as it is now). the kurds as the Somalilanders, saddam, the MOD and Puntland as the bogeyman/men et al, 0.5'ers as the marsh arabs, reer Baidoa as the white elephant in the room and the HAG as the shia majority. today, the dynamics are similar but with the following caveats: the shia are on the iron-throne. the sunni bogeyman/men is being squeezed out balse hell-bent on suicide-bombing the f out of everything.. the kurds are better off and have a bargaining chip because the Turks are at the helm . reer Baidoa is still the white elephant in the room and the minorities have become even more irrelevant than before as the big Boys can't decide on a way out of this quagmire. the game always stays the same, only the outside players change. maybe we need to change the game, so we can change the outcome. what do y'all think?. caajiib.

^ back to yurubta dheexe, yeah? is that the same yurubta dheexe where the most you'll ever amount to be is a second class citizen? the same old yurubta dheexe, where life is stressFUL and people are apparently 'busy' all the time, despite not being 'busy' at all? the same old yurubta dheexe, where people are 'soul-less' and seek solace in things 'real therapy' and 'living for the weekend'? the same old yurubta dheexe, where people are consumed by greed, irrationality and always having 'more', when really 'less is more'? the same old yurubta dheexe, where abbreviations exist for even normal people.....''she's OCD'', '' his QALY average is skewed'' and cost-utility analysis is used to calculate everything? here, in the abyss, the people are mellow and everything moves at a slow, albeit, semi-productive pace. Its perfect! ....but it'll NEVER be home, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;970581 wrote: lol at uun alle being ukun Waryaa Alpha haven't you ever heard anyone use the expression 'Alle uunkii'? It means God's creation. i swear God created everything, inaar. what are you talking about? it talks about this in the Book of Genesis 1-2:3. :p

Juxa;970578 wrote: warheedhe qosol meesha ma jiro ee i am rather shocked! it is interesting how Alpha refers me as Xamari:) eedo miyaad ii xanaaqdey? :cool: see wayoo, nooh? xamari is not an offensive term, dee. it's a term of endearment. waa kuu sidee?

nuune;970556 wrote: loool @uun Alle being ukun God, Innaa Lillaahi, I have to start an emergency session of Somali, all over again, Juxa hadey aragto waxaa qosol bey la dillaaci you're going to teach me xamari phonetic, miyaa? aar baal tan eega? mininka minikaada lee waaye. see waayo, nooh. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

jeudi sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooir.

cuna cuna cuna, cuna oo caba.

i'm out y'all.

nuune;970345 wrote: Alpha , niyahow adiga hadaan ahaan lahaa I would have located Saffrez no matter what, Ramadan walaa Ramadan, the lady is ultra Astronaut and is one in a million(only Somali girl who happens to be an engineer of Aerospace & Civil engineer(she finished diggin up 10 Wells in a month now around Kililka)), niyahow maskiin baad tahey ee ka dhax bax khadka iyo ummada, khasaaro socoto, Innaa Lillaahi, xataa wey kaa yaabtey gabadha, did you expect iney ku dhahdo take me out, war kan wuu na ceebeeyay ee yaa ku celiya that hell hole shiidh ee ahaa the street next to White Chapel Mosque where he used to smoke that black thing. Safferz, on behalf of Alpha, xaal baan ku siineenaa, ee ka raali ahoow ninkan wareersan, the least he could do was to show you his newly founded Library(he claimed he has 10 thousand books and secured the location of the library), you could have given him a helping hand on the set up of this Library Project, but as you can see, ninkan waa khasaaro socoto, I only blame the saambuusa filled with chicken eyes meat that he daily eats for Afur. inaar Alpha, si isku dhaan, even Apophis deserted you, I am the only friend who advises you, and being honest to you, but suufinimadaada is taking you to nowhere, soon anigana waan kaa dhaqaaqayaa dhurwaagaana duurka kugu cuni waad ogtahey. gartay. balse, waa ramadan ee naga daa the negative talo. miyaad walatahay, inaar? malaaha jiin baa kugu jiraa? sheydanka iska naar, laan-gaab ehlu naaryahoow. :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :p

Juxa;970313 wrote: Hahahhaha@alpha Reer sol daacad hadaad tihiin ninkaan haloo qirto inuu yahay uun alle I will be in hargeysa in November when it is colder:) sadly xamar was very hot in November LOL@ uun alle. what the hell is that? it sounds like uukuun (like the way xamaris pronounce eggs). ''the egg of God'' caadi maha? i love those xamari phonetics. caadi maha. i'd advise to never come here in the winter season. it's terrible. there is no rain. and everything is expensive especially the produce. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Safferz;970524 wrote: I told you dee, I am almost never alone when I'm in Hargeisa It's changed a lot in the year I've been away, wow. Street lights, new buildings, and the city is alive with more people on the streets than I can remember . Is it a Ramadan thing, Alphow? Influx of people on summer holidays? i'm SHOCKED too, ma istidhi?. sometimes, you feel like you're in yurubta dheexe. other times, it has all the hallmarks of a 3rd world city, you know. dhulku wuu ficanyahay balse dadka xuun or was it the other way around?. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Exploring the effects of a family's dealings with an underhanded politician, this crime drama avoids showing the violent outcomes of its characters' misdeeds, resulting in a lingeringly potent film. Set in the areas of Istanbul rarely visited by foreigners, director Nuri Bilge Ceylan's strange detective story traces the journey of a family that is suddenly dislocated when minor shortcomings explode into exorbitant deceptions. Now their only hope of remaining together is to cover up the truth, but can ignoring the hardships and responsibilities that would be impossible to endure ever really invalidate the existence of the truth? 10/10. Excellent.

MoonLight1;970515 wrote: CHECK THIS IF YOU DOUBT https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/943618_540039769367434_1420035925_n.jpg that's king Hussein of Jordan, inaar. naga daa the BS.

Alpha Blondy;970464 wrote: i heard there's a huge il yare galbeed diaspora in Kiev's ghettos. ma ruunba? XX, have you cut cordial ties with me, inaar? miyaad ii xanaaqdey? :confused:

Khadafi;970222 wrote: Way to go Alpha, must say that people dont last a year, your an inspiration but do tell us have you had moments where you have tossed your boorso on the ground and said "Guys I am leaving". Hambalyo and keep doing your stuff. ruunta ficaan ee this goes through my head almost every 2 weeks and 2 days approx . there's always some unfortunate incident lurking around the nation's capital. as though a victim of sorts, these always happen to me for some reason. these incidences have tested my patience beyond belief, ma garatay? balse, life goes on and you learn to deal with such harsh realities. :cool:

Tallaabo;970124 wrote: Congratulations for your achievements but I would honestly advise you not to come back to the UK now but try to succeed in Somaliland. Open businesses there or have a go at the things you wanted to do but did not get the chance to do them. Your expertise and talents are more appreciated and have more impact in your homeland than in the UK. Good luck with your next chapter. like i've said many times before............''in the UK I was one of a million, here in Somaliland, i'm one in a million'' i'm home and i'm NOT confounded by the niggerisation complex of being a second class citizen in the WEST. :cool: