Alpha Blondy

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  1. Safferz;971203 wrote: That helped, thanks Al I have a thing for Aar Maanta, I'm certain this song is about me dee. inabti, naga daa ciyaarta. the internet is very slow caawa. kulaaha ''that helped''. there's no way that song could have loaded up in the 4mins time between me uploading and you listening to it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. :p this song is about us...... Lutan Fyah, y'all. JAH Bless.
  2. Safferz;971201 wrote: I miss Canada today cheer up walalo. listen to this song and i'm sure things will be alright, you know.
  3. Sister Reeyo of Abu Hanifa Al-Ghazali Mosque, lowers gaze, iska waraan? so xalaadu dhag dhag maha? inabti, maxaad talo soo jeedinaysaa maanta? Wa bila Towfiq Abu Alfa Al Blondee
  4. Alpha Blondy;971176 wrote: got a missed call from my dumashi. malaha she'll give birth tonight. i'll have to call her back soon. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL on STANDBY y'all. she'll give birth tonight ayaan u malayn walahi. WTF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH if it's a boy, i recommend the name Rooble (mad rains in HAG caawo). if it's a girl, i recommend Rubina (after ex-Bangladeshi gf) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  5. Safferz;971177 wrote: As you know, me saying "afur lamida" is not wishing you anything nice :mad: inabti, during your time in kililka 5aad tuulos, you had a basic afur, ma garatay? now we have an entire falas of shah and an entire tray of bur and sambuusa to ourselves. not to mention, a slice of watermelon each, some soup, salad and a few pieces of mandazi. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  6. dedicated to my Homeboyz.....Cambuulo, Haatu, Nuune, Abbas, Tallabo and Abuufis (bacda iska fur) keep doing your things, y'all. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  7. got a missed call from my dumashi. malaha she'll give birth tonight. i'll have to call her back soon. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  8. i know. i organised everything perfectly somaha, dee. indeed afur lamida laa ma arkin, ma istidhi?
  9. i'll upload some excellent pics of xamar later on this evening.
  10. afur wacan akhyarta sharafta leh siba my inabti Saffz.
  11. it's raining again y'all. forth time today. this is a seasons best, dee.
  12. *Blessed;970877 wrote: Mo Farah pleads with Barclays : http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jul/26/mo-farah-barclays-remittance-market you know, the great Melez Zenawi once said of the great long distance runner Haile Gebrselassie, after he attempted to launch a political career......''there is no brain in the foot, only bones and muscles''. waad garatay sheekadani halkaay ku socoto.
  13. i ain't signing no petition nor should any self-respecting person. :mad: Dahabshiil has kept the Somali people and the South Sudanese people in a state of financial bondage for too LONG, now. we say ''NO MORE''. the consequences of a mind infested with fear because ''Dahabshiil waxaad ka qadata $100'' will make the problem go away, is NO MORE?. the dependency 'mindset' borne out of ''Inaadeero Sacid from Norway ayaa so diridoona'' has had the most destructive results on our minds. we DEMAND deliverance from financial bondage and to break FREE from its vicious cycle of poverty. i support Barclay's decision to cut off this MONSTER's umbilical cord. Dahab's shocking anti-competition agenda is very apparent. they recently had CAC Remittance from the Yemen closed down because it was offering cheaper rates. this is the result of years of monopolising our ability to choose since Dahab is the ideal choice. what's more, it operates without due diligence and makes dodgy investments with clients money. not to mention, it's hacking prone servers continually, embarrassing its clients without regard for secrecy or how a certain minister managed to stack-up $1.3 million dollars in his Dahab account. of course, it should be said that Barclays is using the most pathetic excuse ever....... which i'm sure most banking executives will agree makes no financial sense. Barclay's could've done this at the height of the 'Global War on Terrorism' mashruuc but that they do it now is suspect. ta kale, the recent auditing activities of HAGistan's central Bank conducted by KPMG and PricewaterhouseCoopers were commissioned by Barclays and other Zionist banking institutions built on the usury, the same usury that's continues to sustain Dahabshiil's hegemony, to see the central bank of HAGistan's AAA credit rating and its ability to function with their monies and the deeqbixiyaasha caalamiga's dawarsi. there's a great scramble of sorts set to occur in the Somali administrated territories as well as in the occupied territories. Barclay's decision marks only the beginning of the end. there are people deciding on the fate of our endless supply of natural resources as we slumber. under the guise of building 'a stable peaceful HAGistan', we've seen ex-hedge fund managers device destructive ''reform plans'' for the national assets of Somalis. in doing this, the remittance industry (worth $10Billion) in the Somali administrated territories and the occupied territories is up for grabs .......... and it will broken up and sold to the highest bid lower than Western Union's 12% extortionate rates on the $100. Hassan 'I've just combed my hair' Sheikh Mohamud specifically asked for no interference with the remittance and telecommunications sectors during the last Conference in London, marka what gives? in Hassan 'I look like a real President' Sheikh Mohamud, the HAG have someone who clearly doesn't know what they are doing. balse, that's beside the point and peripheral to our proceedings here. more importantly, however........... closing down the 24,000 agents of this MONSTER, whose tentacle-like reach has dipped into our pockets one time or another, is sure to end dependency. We’re requested to be rich in good deeds, which is a way of storing up our treasure (wealth) in heaven. Our security is meant to be in what we’re saving up in heaven through good deeds rather than in how much our savings or earthly investments are worth - Matthew 6:19-21
  14. Apophis;971120 wrote: You're a fly on my windshield sxb, and this comment is nothing more than me turning on the wipers. You buy a khaki pants And all of a sudden you say a Indiana Jones An’ a thief out gold and thief out the scrolls and even the buried bones Some of the worst paparazzis I’ve ever seen and I ever known Put the worst on display so the world can see And that’s all they will ever show So the ones in the west Will never move east And feel like they could be at home Dem get tricked by the beast But a where dem ago flee when the monster is fully grown? Solomonic linage whe dem still can’t defeat and them coulda never clone My spiritual DNA that print in my soul and I will forever Own Lord the monster is dead. forget it. waa iga taalo.
  15. i was hosting some rather high profile international dignitaries, dee.
  16. ^ hater. you're a disgusting hater, walle. akhas isku xishood.:mad: inaar, you need to upgrade, ma garatay? UUBO has conceded defeat ee sida uula soco. it's all about Abdi iley's and his ''master-plan'', as these pics clearly bare witness to.
  17. ''unity is power, universal hymn''. big TRACK from Sophia Squire. Jah Bless, y'all.
  18. nuune;971105 wrote: maraxyahow as in reer Gedo? i'm gonna exist this thread, abti. halka ka sii waad. :p
  19. Haatu;971089 wrote: I know this wasn't directed at me but this is a man who didn't even know his tribe before he left Heathrow. He was informed last minute at the gate, and now... you're right, actually. i was near Heathrow once, in an area called Brentford, ma garatay? my friend (beesha haradaan) introduced me to some of my clansmen. they enquired and asked what sub-clan i belonged to. i was aghast with SHOCK, because i didn't know, dee. i said, my father was a ******* and that my uncle owed a Daihatsu pick-up van before the war. they knew somehow :D. i was glad, ruunti because my pride wasnt wounded. later that day, i told my Mother and she said....''waxyaabahas oo kale waa laga ficaanyahay. dadkasoo kale haa soo dhaweeysan, ma fahantahay''. :D:D:D
  20. N.O.R.F;970983 wrote: Well done mate. You're very lucky. Make the most of it. We could join you as soon as next summer so find me a job warya inaar, the elections are two years away, ma garatay? the beesha haaradan a.k.a ''gog and magoog'' of the SL Republic are in their last days of this Kleptocracy. the UCID-Wadani coalition, with Jamal at the helm....... will mount a serious challenge to the Fox and its allies. my advise to you is fairly simple....... come here quick, while you can still get a mashruuc. balse, be warned, Big SILaanyo's patronage is limited. he hasn't been kind to many of his own, especially those who were too thirsty. . word on the street is.....if you're of the black adams, you might be successful. check the story of this guy. Alpha Blondy;955038 wrote: oh it gets worse, y'all..much worse.. just as i left Faroles, i was accosted by a member of the Beesha Haradaan clan as i crossed the road. this guy, this traitor, this opportunistic vermin sat there in his expensive imported car.. (didn't even offer to let me in, can you believe that? ) ...was a good friend of mine but NOT after today's brief rendezvous. the sheer audacity of some ex-SL advocates, ma istidhi? this failure of a man, came to SL, with various 'get-rich-quick-schemes' in mind, i'm afraid. he has FAILED miserably and right so, since he wasn't exactly the brightest spark from this 'thirty clan'. anyways, as he sat inside his air-conditioned car, he went on a verbal tirade about his new 'mashruuc' in Mogadishu. i couldn't help but notice, the level of anti-SL sentiments he was spewing.....:mad:. kulaha ''there is no government here'' ....................... ''this clan project has failed'' .................... ''the government measures its ability to govern by ensuring everyone remains safe'' .....WTF.......:mad: the beesha haradaan are pathetic.....and certain members of that clan, like this guy, who were probably excluded from Big Sil's big 'mashruucs' ............ and he's now decided to quit..... because if they can't have it ALL....then they are NOT content, dee. they are the gog and mogog but my advice hasn't been heeded. good riddance to bad beesha haradaan qashin. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  21. nuune;971101 wrote: I am one of those people when they travel they don't take photos of places, only few places I shoot some photos, Istanbul, Makkah & Medina, Mombasa and Inigmacsandoocaarid, oo wayoow. ta kale, how do we know you've been to these 'travel' locations. inaar, i've been NO where but i can pretend, ma garatay? abti, check this pic. it's in dire dawa. i didn't even take the pic but it's mine. Saffz said i can claim this pic.