Alpha Blondy

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  1. Apophis;971511 wrote: And Alpha, will there be a day when you stop being a fool and grow up? Haven't the passing months and years added anything to your intellect? ^ is that you? Apo, i understand you're currently in Saudi working as a CELTA qualified English teacher, maha? inaar, can you tell me about the overbearing nature of your arrogant ciyaal caasir Saudis students, learning English as a 2nd language. you know the ESOL'ers of sorts (English for Speakers of Other Languages). do you tell them you're an atheist? have they invited you for iftar? do they practice their weak English on you? thanks yu fery muchos far your're informashions.
  2. Cambuulo iyo bun;971448 wrote: Got damn its so freaking cheap walahi reer SL are blessed :eek:.. HAG-ga guryaha lama kireyo here in the nation's capital, you know. they have a reputation for destroying houses. :cool:;)
  3. Alpha Blondy;971454 wrote: oh before i forget, it's jeudi sooooooooooooir too. i actually thought it was jeudi soir today until i was reminded latterly. caad maha, y'all. i did the whole preparatory routine, making calls left, right and centre. the atmosphere was electric and i was getting all in the mood for a party. this is worrisome. am i now mixing the days? has the Ramadan taken its toll on my person? questions for Alz to ponder over this african evening.
  4. Alpha Blondy;971454 wrote: its a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY. haters gonna hate on lil Mo-K aka young Mo-R aka lil Alz BALSE he's a cool cat, ma garateen. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  5. its a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY. i'm going to sleep. exhausted. see y'all around this evening. oh before i forget, it's jeudi sooooooooooooir too. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  6. Safferz;971440 wrote: Indeed they have. Thanks inabti, will be back in the cantarbaqash corner sometime late next week (out for real this time, y'all) i'm out y'all....again.
  7. Safferz;971437 wrote: It was just an emotional outburst dee, I am trying to come to terms with the fact that I depart my beloved Hargeisa in several hours to return to kilil 5 tuulo life, and I'm leaving my new best friend Alpha behind too LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Saffz, caadi maatihid. travel safe. i've been getting reports they've started work on the 17km from Kalabaydh to Wajaale. waa iga taalo. inabti, you're not the first SOLer i've hosted, here in the abyss and certainly won't be the last, ma garatay? sida daradeed, lacagta soo diri. :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  8. downloading this. excellent programme y'all. highly recommended.
  9. Safferz;971433 wrote: Alpha we are FINISHED, ma garatay? :mad::mad: bal adna? you logged out despite being online and i followed, dee? maad layaabtey?
  10. i'm chilling with my cousin and we're talking politics. we were discussing leadership and he said ''you have many great attributes balse, what you lack most is ruthlessness because politics is a dirty game'' :cool: Cajiib. saas miyaa? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  11. Safferz;971428 wrote: I'm out y'all. i'm out, too.
  12. Naxar Nugaaleed;971269 wrote: LOL @ Alpha Abbas kiarostami. stop pretending, it's not like you know who Abbas kiarostami is. :mad:
  13. interesting. who are the Islamic Terrorist fighting?
  14. Carafaat;971394 wrote: Inaar Alpha, I didnt know you had ambitions as a film director/producer. I think you would do well in acting as well. What you say? Direct, Produce and Act in your own film? you know, i was registered with a acting agency once. i didnt get my BIG breakthrough balse, i played many 'extras' role. the opportunities were few and far between and the money was crap. my profile read something like this....Black Male, with a fairly youthful look, can play flexible character roles including but not limited to: archetypal criminal of black descent, magical negro, mental illness patient, immigrant, etc........ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  15. Safferz;971420 wrote: I said no such words, beenale yahow :mad: What I did say, and I believe we can look in this thread to corroborate this, is that you're smart and funny, which is a far cry from being in love with you. And we did NOT make plans caawa that you had to bail on, either. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  16. Safferz;971416 wrote: Then why lie so blatantly about me and our "relationship" :mad::mad: is deji, inabti. why the foul-mouthed tirades? waa kuu sidee? sowdigii lahaa shaley waan ku cajabiyey, dee!
  17. Safferz;971413 wrote: Now that I know you in person, I can see how Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner includes elements of truth about your daily life and personal history, but mostly acts as a space in which you fictively reimagine and recreate yourself, a parallel universe of sorts where we made plans to hang out caawa and I'm apparently in love with you. Waa riwaayad :mad: inabti, i don't agree with your damning portrayal of my person. UNACCEPTABLE. :mad::mad::mad:
  18. Alpha Blondy;971409 wrote: going back to the hospital to take the eedos home. malaaha, i'll have to wait with the dumashi and go into the operating theatre with her, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i just came. i'll go back tomorrow morning, again.
  19. going back to the hospital to take the eedos home. malaaha, i'll have to wait with the dumashi and go into the operating theatre with her, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  20. N.O.R.F;971404 wrote: Lool Alpha waxaan moodey in aad dhaqankii wax ka baratay in yr 2.3 years there but this revelation has sent your home coming rep back down to zero. Badownimadii kamaad tagin. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒÒOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@NORF, you're bang out of order. inaar, my brother is not here, dee. what do you expect me to do? sit around and stuff? i can't just ignore the pregnant dumashi, as much as i've tried walahi. our convos last less than 30secs balse, i still have show my face, ma garatay? inaar, maxaad ii eedeeysa, adiguuna? maa khalaad baan galey? :confused: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  21. Maaddeey;971398 wrote: ^^ Wixii ku jeclaadaa iska ba'ay!. Inaar, bilcaamaha ayaa loo diraa bilcaamaha dhalaya!. Its husbands only meel lagu dhalo. Nus Darsan ciyaal ah baan heystaa Alle ha ii daaye!. Masha Allah dheh. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@bilcaamaha ayaa loo diraa bilcaamaha dhalaya! my 2 eedos are there, inaar. i've merely shown my presence a few times, dee. maxaad ii eedeeysa, inaar? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  22. the idea that Somali women are strong may need to be revised. it's 2013, and Somali men are on the rise. are we able to reconcile these differences? i'm not sure.
  23. Carafaat;971397 wrote: Alpha, ma adeer ayaa noqonisaa? adeer x 3 (+Mohamed Rooble later on tonight Inshallah) abti x 2
  24. Maaddeey;971389 wrote: Ceeb soow maaha, maxaa dumaashi dhaleysa ku ag dhigay!?. Safferz u d.ir,nooh?. it's the right thing to do soow maha, dee? my bro went back to the UK. i'm representing him here in the SL Republic. y'all Xamari's are quite distant in such familial affairs, ma istidhi? inaar, naga daa ciyaarta, ma garatay? do you have kids and stuff? Saffz has been quite supportive xagaa text message iyo mobile-ka, you know. she's leaving tomorrow and we were supposed to meet up, balse, i had to ditch for the family, cawaa. i think she's in love with the kid, you know. :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL