Norf, you are kidding right? That is some nasty stuff. There goes any hope of me visiting Cardiff--the semen house.

This Hung dude's story is facinating and his performance at the American Idol is amazingly funny. I just thought I should share it with you all. The "American Idol" contestants are yet to be whittled down to the final 12, but one contestant already got a record offer — and he didn’t even make it past the first cut. William Hung’s try-out, a spirited, if tuneless, rendition of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs,” was icily received by the show's three-judge panel. After suffering through Hung's 90-second tryout, during which he shouted the song's chorus and failed miserably at imitating Ricky Martin’s gyrations,Hung was interrupted by famously acerbic judge Simon Cowell. “You can’t sing, you can’t dance, so what do you want me to say?” asked Cowell. “I already gave my best, and I have no regrets at all,” Hung replied. His hilarious effort — as well as his earnest response — quickly gained him fans. Although he was bounced from the show, the 21-year-old now has a cult following. Inadvertent cult hero gets 15 minutes Soon after his tryout aired on Jan. 27, Hung received about 150 e-mails from resourceful fans who looked him up in a student directory at UC Berkeley, where he is a civil engineering student. The first and most comprehensive of many Web sites spotlighting him, William Hung.net, sprang up and received 4 million hits in the first week. Video files of his performance were uploaded and forwarded all over the Internet, making William the latest in a line of Web cult heroes, not unlike the “Star Wars Kid,” the Quebec teenager who filmed himself twirling a golf ball retriever like a light saber. Read More Here and Watch the Video ...

Bulo, Sayfulah, Qac-Qac, just follow the quran and the sunnah and you should all be on the right path.

1- Location- Minneapolis 2- Fave sport- soccer 3- Fave team(s)- Marseille, Arsenal 4- How often do u do sport - naah, just lifts. 5- Occupation - Chemical Engineer 6- Other interests - politics, internet, photography, poetry. 7- other sports - Basketball, American Football 8- what sport do u hate and why? - Baseball. Boring

Things are looking good for Somaliland recognition. But Angel, I hope Riyaale doesn't faint. This is a big moment for him and Somaliland.

good stuff. Keep posting BZ.

This is one weird quote i know. Haddaanu hadalnona waa af-salax-ku-dheg, haddaanu aamusnana adhiga sida laga dayn maayo --- Ina Xagaadheere

^^ whats up cuz. Yeah, that is Omar Jamal. I am Somali I said I am not a muslim on the BBC I hate my own people My father is a sheikh and a poet I went into hiding recently because of some threats from some people but came back to my new homeland.

^^ Here are some pictures of the dude Here is his website where you can sample some of his music http://www.baabamaal.tv

lol@cambuulo. I have heard alot about Caano Geel. You know geeljireyaasha markey caano geel ka dhargaan the situation changes.

Please add any picture you have. Does anyone have puctures from Bay and Bakool? Please post whatever you have. Here are some recent pictures of Mogadishu.

Manshallah saxib. It the blueprint is followed, the neighbourhood will be the best in East Africa.

Where are the analysts? A picture says a thousand words.

Agasimaha Guud ee Wasaaradda Dawladaha hoose iyo Horumarinta Reer Miyiga PL oo Xalay fiidkii lagu dilay Garoowe:- By Axmed C/Salaan Posted to the web 21-02-2004, 10:17:51 Garoowe:- Allaha u naxariistee Agaasimihii Guud ee D/ha Hoose iyo Horumarinta Reer Miyiga C/risaaq Xirsi Ismaaciil ayaa xalay fiidkii saacaddu markay ahayd 9:30 PM lagu dilay gurigiisa oo ku yaal magaalada Garoowe ee caasimadda D.G. Puntland. Dilka agaasimaha ayaan lug kulahayn arrimo siyaasadeed iyo dakano qabiil midna. Marxuumka waxaa dilay wiil uu adeer u ahaa, kadib markii uu ku canaantay in uu barto qur’aanka uuna diiday cunnadii dalka isagoo wiilku jeclaystay in dib loogu celiyo waddankii uu ka yimid oo ahaa Finland. Gacan ku dhiiglaha ayaa haatan ku jira Jeelka Magaalada Garoowe. Magaaladda Garoowe ayaa caan ku noqotay in ay waaliddiin badan oo qurbaha ku nooli ay keenaan caruurtooda si ay u bartaan diintooda dadkooda iyo dalkooda oo loogu dhaqan celisyo ayna ka waantoobaan wax yaalaha dhaqan xumada ah ee ay ka soo barteen waddamada qurbaha. Caruurtaan oo looyaqaan dhaqan celis ayaa badankoodu ay ku sii kharibmaan waddanka iyagoo yeesha balwado amaba barta isticmaalka noocyada daroogada sida sashiishadda, cigaarka, qaadka. Kharrimidda carruurtan ayaa waxaa ugu sii wacan labo arromood oo kala ah; iyadoo aan si fiican loo dejin loona qorsheyn barnaamijkooda dhaqancelineed iyo tan labaad oo ah gadood (protest) ka imanaya dhinaca carruurtaas oo aan ku qacin meesha la keenay oo uu kaga dhoco anfariir dhinaca dhaqanka ah (cultural shock). Gdoodkaan baa ujjeedkiisa ugu weyni yahay in dib loogu celiyo waddamadii ay ka yimaadeen. Axmed C/salam. Puntlandpost, Garoowe, Soomaaliya It looks like dhaqancelis is having its toll on Somalia.

I say this is a big boost for the politically beleaguered Riyaale. Big boost. The Wesley Clark and Howard Dean of Somaliland politics can only wait and watch helplessly as Riyaale scores another victory in the Somaliland political arena.

Absolutely breathtaking. Rokko, Mobb, Sammurai, Bari, Good stuff guys. This is my favourite. I am just so into the beauty of nomadic life. Thanks Bari_Nomad for posting that natural beauty.

100 houses for 3 million dollars total? That is a super community in the standards of Africa. Must be nice looking houses. Good stuff.

Barwaaqo, instead of LSE how about INSEAD? ranked #1 in the world. It is hotter than basbaas somali right now.

If Malik “Mo-Man” Mohamed really is a rising Somali rap star, why doesn’t anyone know where he is? loool Click on the image to read the story

They say this community is more conservative, more hardworking and more "Somali" than any other Somali community in the diaspora. A thriving community indeed. Click on the image to read the story

The Daily Nation Tuesday, Feb 17, 2003 (Nairobi, Kenya) -- Soft drinks company Coca Cola yesterday defended its decision to change its distribution strategy in Nairobi. Sales manager Ndema Ndena said the move to reduce distributors' territories and increase direct supplies to consumers had improved the availability of the firm's soft drinks. He told a business workshop in Nairobi that better distribution to 43,000 outlets had improved sales by 8 per cent over last year's. Distributors have opposed the new system, which bypasses some of them and cuts their profit margins from 9 to 5 per cent. Last month, 73 distributors went to court and obtained an order requiring the company to continue supplying them with its products. Coca Cola was also restrained from supplying retailers instead of through the distributors. The distributors downed their tools early last month to protest at what they termed low payment, causing a major shortage of soft drinks countrywide. The shortage resulted in a 50 per cent rise in prices of Coca Cola products. At the same time, the company called for the scrapping of excise duty on carbonated soft drinks. External affairs director Maina Kariuki said the company was still awaiting the result of an investigation by the Monopolies Commission, over its ownership of major bottling companies in Kenya. He added that a Coca Cola bottling plant would open in Mogadishu, Somalia, later this year.

^^^^ HW, welcome to Somalia Online.

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Athena, go ahead and write what you said on the pm. Get the battle started. This will be a battle about NOTHING for NOTHING just like that Jerry Seinfeld show. ;D lol@ deleted.