Death come near me not Indho-deeq a truthful poem and very reminding sis Thank you for reminding us of death Itaqullaah ya muslimiin

lol MMA abaa, xitaa clint eastwood dagaal maku bilawdo nooh, romantico romantico uus ku bilabanaa first then ultimo utlimoda uus dagaalka bilawdaa. Hadii aan dagaal ku bilaawno xaan ku khatimeynaa filinka sxb? jaceel lol. we are proud of you as our promotor, your advises will be taken aboard, we are seeking advices from habar-kuuleey too. Thanks

Amaal's face ressembled unease. In her mind she was asking herself; Oh, what must have minced my cushion-like cheeks with such sweetness of taste that even makes the wisest of men glance with lust?, how hard is it to hide a beauty like mine? Her thoughts dragged her into the depth of self-questioning and self-indulgdement. Oh my, she went on thinking, oh my youthful comforting skin that attracts men, making them undress me with their eyes miles away. JamaaL is already packed but sure Hassan looks cute for his youthfulness. His glances attack my heart, each time sending arrows of sweet emotions at mine way, he talks as smooth as a fine silk slipping down soft just above my tender chest and between the dunes, caressing my belly-botton good-bye and kissing my rounded virgin thighs to mine toes, Oh i cherish feelings like those. (AmaaL was swaying back and forth till her mother sahra called her name)

A rule of engagement is a topic intended to improve the way many poets and rappers/lyricists communicate with the masses. Most of us have tried before to decorate our messages with words that entangle the meaning which the message is intended to convey. It is always a good idea to simplify your message to enable each and every one of your listeners/fans understands you point precisely. If you study very carefully, you will notice most of the best rappers dead or alive who made it big, you will see how simplified their lyrics were. Don't try to impress your peer with the command of English you have, but look at things in a global way. For-example, if the fan who is buying your albums understand only 2 or 3 words out of each sentence your lyrics consist of, then you haven't achieved anything. You only brought forward beats with auditable words, that is it. Those who simplify their sentences without using bombastic words might sell more than those who boast with difficult to understand words. Simplify is the word.... ya heard?

Imagine this.. A vast land without a government Entire people without a president Teenagers who can't read the alphabet Elders so many but corupt and ignorant Gagged poets who are lost in thought Hope is gone, it flew away like a bat Future is so bleak and full of fright The rivers are deep full of blood clot The brains are blank all they do is fight Walls are wailing now relief has to start Nature is cursing, trees weep as we cut The souls we've lost are too many to count The battle is lost the warlords are fat Don't you think it is time to stop and start?

looooooooool aha Beauty tempts all men..and so do i Athena Good good

Moh'd: JamaaL, my friend you know how hard it is to remain in doors for two good days, we're running out of supplies indeed. you are the only hope we have here .. please bring some food for atleast the kids, they are sterving. JamaaL scratched his head alittle embarassed, asking himself why this family hasn't called for help for two long days JamaaL: Do you mean you, (stammer) that-that you mean you didn't fed the kids well for 2 whole days? oh my God why didn't call for my help? Sahra: I wish it was that easy JamaaL, we got scared when our kids saw the elderly couple being shot infront of their house, from then we remained in-doors hoping the streets will be in order again Moh'D: JamaaL, who is the government now? what happened to the police? do you think things will cool down in the coming days? JamaaL again scratched his head getting ready to spell the bleak situation the whole nation is in JamaaL: Listen! from the way i see it now, i am not sure if there will be any police patrolling the streets anytime sooner. Don't even mention who is to be a president. Sahra: why? JamaaL: Things don't look good sahra, you might need to flee this city and go to another save city Caadil: Do you think we can get out now uncle JamaaL? JamaaL: We can Caadil, but is it too risky now, we have to be extra careful coz the streets are full with men with AKs Moh'd: JamaaL please go get us food, you see the kids are starting to weaken without. We can't let them cry coz the Morons outside might hear their cries. We are affraid of the consequencies JamaaL. The rest of the children gathered around JamaaL, whining with hunger. They haven't eaten well for many ours and the only food they ate was dried dates. The kids cries got louder and louder by the minute, but suddenly they were cut shot by a random gun-fire. It seemed the gun fire was so close to the house. Everyone including the kidsd went down so fast. JamaaL: Everyone saty down, dont no soul move. I think it is the morons testing their guns and i suspect they already know we are here. Sahro: Oh no! whats gonna happen now? a-a-are they- do you think they will come for us? can you protect us JAMAAL? JamaaL: Sahro, Me and my men will protect you to the last drop of blood, but we are against all the odds here. How many morons occupy that house do you think mohamed? Mah'd: I'm not sure but they are somewhere around 7 to 13 JamaaL: Okey! let me go out now, i'll see if i can assemble more of my friends to guard our neighbourhood.. Mohd: Wait JamaaL! How long will it take you to gather all your friends and be back to us? JamaaL: I'm not sure moh'd, it may take few hours to accomplish a mission like that. The street are harzedous you know, if i'm safe by the grace of God i think it'll take me 3 and half hours Caadil: 3 and half hours? holly shhh! man thats long, i fear the morons will sense the activities around our house. They might get to us before you would be back JamaaL. JamaaL: No! God forbid,Caadil please dont think that way, Insha-allaah nothing bad is gonna come your way Sahro & Mohd: Caadil, please look at the brighter side and dont let your young brothers and sisters hear such a thing from you okey? Caadil: okey mom and dad JamaaL: Good boy, otherwise the kids may get scared and cry louder, you don't want that happening do you? CaadiL: No! Uncle Jamaal JamaaL: In the mean-time i will let 2 of my friends guard you till i come back with more help All the family agreed and said good bye to JamaaL Sahro: Take care of your self and Thank you JamaaL: bye all JamaaL assigns two of his friends to stay with the family. JamaaL then tried to step out of the door and to proceed with his mission. To his surprise, as he tried stretch his muscle (jimicsi lol) he was almost hit my a yuussuf (yuufle) astray bullet. He then ran into the house, gasping heavily and falling over some utensils just the side of the door, the loud clanks of the jar made the baby sleeping awake too. JamaaL: (Loughs disbelievingly)wuf! whooh! what the hell!? holy shyt! Mohd: What waryaa JamaaL, are you hit? are you hit? what did you see man? JamaaL: Damn! I think i'm day-dreaming this or having wierd vissions i guess Sahro: what vissions jamaaL, Good or Bad? JamaaL: I don't know what to call it yet (loughs histerically)i need your suggestion, what would you call Cali-waalow with a gun? lol shooting every black soul that moves Mohd forgot about the stress he was under and crack down with a loughter and said Mohd: I think i will call him "the walking-manic-phsyco-sunday-soul" (Loughs)

lol Athena, i love danger and the beauty of it is the presence of death in the atmosphere.. Well, someone has to be killed somewhere in the play. The bit i have posted is something i just came up with yesterday, i'll make sure i add good well-thought-off bit sooner.. thank you

what do you think of that? just made that up now...

Jamaal the neighbour comes to enquire about the safety of his neighbour, whether the family is still safe, fled the house or even swept out by the marauding gangsters. (Knock on the door) Sahro: Oh my God they’ve came to get us i think!, oh Almighty help us Moh’d: (with a frightened voice) Who is it? What the hell do you want from us? JamaaL: Moh’d, it is JamaaL your neighbour. I came to see whether you and your family are okay! JamaaL: Are you guys ok in there? Sahro & Caadil: Yes! yes! Alhamdullilah, we are save so far JamaaL: Good, Sahro: Listen Jamaal! Are you by any chance armed? JamaaL: I'm un-armed and alone, what else do you wonna know before I rescue you? haha Moh’d: Did anyone saw you while you were coming to our house? JamaaL: Look! I came here to help not to hurt you, so stop this damn questions, and let me in, time is not on our side Sahra: Jamaal! You see we don’t want even a soul to know we are here Moh’d: Coz you see the gunmen killed have killed two elderly couple across the street ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This conversation was taking place while JamaaL was outside, but he asked them to open the door or otherwise has to leave and tend to his own business. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ JamaaL: Listen! I understand your fears, but can I come in now? coz they're stray bullets flying around Sahra: Fair enough, come on in Jamaal --------------------------------------- Sahro slides the door very slowly in fear that she might be heard by the Moran occupying the elderly couple's home killed in the process of a robbery. By the time the door was fully open, she couldn’t believe what she saw with her own eyes, JamaaL was indeed armed and had 3 of his friends waiting in the right corner of her compound. JamaaL himself was armed with an AK-47 and extra ammo magazines under his belt. By now it was too late for her to lock out JamaaL and his severely armed friends. ------------------------------------ Sahro: (in a shock cries) Innaa Lillaahi Wa Innaa Illaah Raajicuun, you lied to us, we trusted you. How could you? JamaaL: Wait! Calm down lady! Don’t panic Moh’d: Don’t panic? You ba*tards ! You're telling us not to panic when you came here to kill us all? Do we look like fools? Caadil: Mommy! what are they gonna do us now? Are they gonna kill us all? JamaaL: Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a minute, look deeply into my eyes, do I look like one of them, huh? JamaaL: If I am here to kill you all the do you think I would have begged you to open the door? i would simple knock it down by force Sahro: What are you then, an angel or a devil? JamaaL: (in humorous way) well, you can call me an angel, you see….i am you way out of this city Sahra: I hope so, coz yesterday I lost my daughter to them gunmen and I don’t wonna lost my sons Sahro starts to sob with sorrow jamaal stopped her mourning and started questioning sahro JamaaL: Are you sure you lost your daughter, huh? Sahro: Yes! JamaaL: how old was she and how did she look? Moh’d and Sahra: She is to be 18 in 2 months time, and she was wearing a red dress (saako) and a white scarf before they took her away last night. JamaaL looks down to see if he can remember a girl whom his friend has rescued from the savage Morons, on the other side of the city. JamaaL: I think your daughter is still alive, thats if she is the one i think she is but otherwise I am not sure of it hundred percent. She wasn't looking good either when i saw her last night Sahro: Please tell me she is alive, please! JamaaL: Sahra, a good wise friend of mine saved a girl that matches the description of your girl last night; he saved her from some morons. Not sure though Sahro: oh my God, you think my daughter might still be alive? Yaa Allaah may that be her, Yaa Allaah! Caadil: (joyfully) you see moma, I told you I dreamt of her last night and something told me she is still alive, my sister is alive. JamaaL: Sahro and moh'd, please trust God and trust me, no one in this world wants to get out of here than me and my family

I really don't think it is a good idea first of all, coz i have seen family who got inter-married. God knows how complicated things get when you try to explain it to a stranger how related you and your wife(cousin) are. Thats nothing compared to when the rest of your relatives are as mixed up as you and your cousin wife. Like...my uncle and my father are the sons of 2 brothers, and my mother's father is the brother of my fathers mother, my uncle's mother and my father's mother are cousins. Not to mention the son of my uncle is married to my blood sister, and my eedo from the side of my father is married to my uncle's brother, you see so my father and my mother were cousins, and my uncle and his wife are cousin, and my uncle's son and his wife(my sister) are cousins. I am engaged to my eedo's daughter who is my cousin too. This is a real story...ask m y sister lol. So will you go for that mess if you know you gonna get mixed up?

Thats just natural, a girl from the age of 14 behaves like a women aged 34. A girl's maturity comes quicker than boys and the time they are 14 their interaction with men is has already began. They reach maturity quickly but dont change alot as they grow older, and as men, teenagers as old as 17 and 18 can be seen exchanging pekamon cards in the estates. A man maturity is mostly mental, not how many years old he is but how many brain cells do he have counts. As for girls the body counts, lol truth... Thats why you see older fellas hit on younger girls, and there is nothing wrong with that... I hope i made some sense here...

SINGAL MAADAR (SINGEL MOTHER) Samatar .M. !0Filasoofi!1 samatar22@yahoo.com Qaybtii Iaad Daba-taag hadba intay doc u baartay armaajada dharka ay ku kaydsato ayeey ka wayday hoos-gashi nadiif ah, oo ay maanta qaadato. Maanta waa inay baxdaa, waloow ay tahay xilli aad u qabow, darajada cimiladuna ay muujinayso tabane toban ah (mines 10). Markay aragtay waqtigii inuu isa soo gurayo, meel ay ka hesho hoos-gashi nadiif ahna ay wayday, ayaa markii danbe, Alle-ma qaade wiilkeedii Tukulush wuxuu armaajada dalawgeeda ka soo haabtay hoos-gashi sanad iyo bar ka hor si qaab daran loogu tuuray halkaas. Waxay ahayd sanad iyo bar ka hor markii Biciid-Geesoole laga eryey gurigga. Waxaa loogu yeeray ciidanka amniga oo gurmad degdeg ah ku yimid gurigga, iyadoo Daba-taag adeegsatay lambarka 911 ka dib goortuu in muddo ah Biciid Geesoole ku hayey jir-dil, isagoo mar walba geesihiisa fiiq-fiiqan, ee taag-taagan hadba doc uga mudayey Daba-Taag. Hanjabaad iyo hoos-u- dhig qiime dilay nafteedana ku caburiyey. Daba-taag, oo ay maskaxda ka cuneen carruurteeda iswada da!/da le!/eg, uuna ugu weyn yahay Tukulush, waxaa xiga Bakayle iyo Baar-qab oo mataane ah iyo Dumad, oo ah inanta keliya ee u dhalatay qoyska reer Biciid-Geesoole?, mise waxaa la oran karaa !0Qoyska reer Daba-taag!1, maadaama Biiciid-Geesoole muddo sanad iyo bar ku sugan aanu reerkiisa xataa soo barriidin. Cajaa!/ib badanaa! Waxay Daba-taag jirkeeda ku boobtay, intay boorka ka jaf-jafatay surwaalkii hoos-gashiga ahaa ee uu qaadan jiray ninkeedii hore ee Biciid-Geesoole, islamarkaana, iyadoo nafteeda kelinmada iyo murugada la tukubaysa kula qanbiyeeysa: !0Maxaan sameeyaa, dhar kale oo nadiif ah ma haysto, qabowgana hoos-gashi la!/aan ma bixi karo!1 Haddana waxay hadalkii raacisay, waxaaba taas iiga sii daran, maalin walba dhar ayaan dhaqaa, dhar aan leeyahayna ma mayrto. Dhib badanaa! Ciriiri badanaa dunidan, dumarkana u diranaa dunida! - Hooyo, waa sulwaalki aabbe. Sulwaalki aabbe miyaad gashanaysaa?, Tukulush ayaa hooyadii weyddiiyey, isagoo si fajac leh u eegaya hooyadiis. Intaas goortuu Tukulush xasuusiyey hooyadiis ayeey Daba-Taag ilmo kulul fow ka soo yiraahdeen labadeeda indhood, ka dibna intay dib u jeesatay, iyadoo ka qarinaysa carruurteeda murugada haysata bay mar gacanteeda jilicsan isaga masaxday. Saakay aroortii ayeey kacday Daba-Taag, shantii subaxnimo, quraac karin iyo quraac siin ka dib, weli waxaa afka ku soo kala haya fulinta hawla badan. Tukulush dugsiggga inay u dirto, xanaanada inay Bakayle iyo Baarqab ku hubsato. Dumad inay dhakhtarka u qaado, soo-adeeg, dhar-dhaq, guri nadiifin, ka soo qaadida caruurta dugsigga iyo xanaanada carruurta, halka Biciid-Geesoole oo wax ka dhalay carruurta uu baashaalayo maqaayadaha shaaha laga cabbo. Meeday haddaba nafteedii qaaliga ahayd?. Waa Singal Maadar!, naf iyo xuquuq ma ku leedahay bulshada?, Ixtiraam iyo tixgelin ma ka dhex mudatay bulshada dhexdeeda?. Sow bulshada kama doonayso inay noqoto naag nadiif ah oo udgoon, naag dhalaankeeda aysan ka muuqan dareen rajo, oo il-daran, naag caafimaad qabt oo ragga soo jiidata, gurigeedana had iyo goor cuud iyo catar uu ka soo kahayo! Waa sharciga aan dhignayna ee Singal Maadarada quseeya, haddii kale, iyadoo markii horaba Singal Maadar ahayd, haddaysan raacin xeerarka ay bulshada u dhigtay, bulshadu waa ay dayrin Weligeed gaari ma kaxayn Daba-Taag, baraf iyo qabow ay aragtana waxaa ugu horeeya Maraykan. Dabat-taag waxaa ka muuqda daal, diif, murugo iyo inay tahay far keliya ee aan ku filnayn nafteeda, carruurteeda, hawsha guriggeeda, hadday muujiso dareenkaas culus iyo itaal daridaas aadanimo, bulshada il-xun iyo yas ayeey ku eegaysaa, waayo waxay burisay sharciga u qoran Singal Maadarada, oo ay bulshada u dhigtay. Waa la qiime tirayaa, sidaa darteed Daba-Taag jabkeeda waa inay qarsataa. Dhab ahaantii, Daba-Taag, waa ka adag tahay hawsha aqalkeeda iyo carruurteedaba, ee waxaa arbushaad saamaysay maankeeda iyo falkeedaba ku riday qurbaha, gaar ahaan Ameerika, iyadoo la qabsan weyday cimilada marna aad u qabow, marna aad u kulul, waqtiyada dalka oo isbed-bedela, afka shisheeye oo aysan gebigiisaba fahmin, nidaamka wadanka u shaqaynayo, waxaas oo dhan ayaa khal-khal geliyey nafteeda. Intaas waxaa u dheer Daba-Taag xayaawanka u badan labka ee isugu jira xayaan dib-joog ah iyo mid guri-joog ah, oo had iyo goor u gaarsanaya, kii ay gacan weyddiisatana sharuud uga dhigaya inay siiso abaal marin. Weli Daba-taag iyadoon carruurtii kaxayn ayaa taleefan soo dhacay: - Halow, wa!/ayo?, Daba-taag, oo yaaban, kana welwelsan nolosha iyo xaalada ay ku sugan tahay, niyadana ka leh Maraykan ma imaadeen, haddaan ogahay inaan sidan noqonaya, ayaa weyddisay - Waa Qallanjo, Nayroobi ayaan kaa soo wacayaa, hooyadaa booliska Kenyaatiga ayaa saakay qafaashay, waxaa lagaa rabaa lacag degdeg ah, oo hooyadaa lagu soo furto inaad soo dirto, haddii kale way tarxiilayaan. Aabbahaana waa sakaraat, degdeg wax ugu soo dir. - Aaway hooyadeey hadda? Maxaa ku dhacay aabbana?, iyadoo aan jawaab helin Deba-taag ayaa taleefankii si lama filaan ah uga go!/ay. Markiiba waxaa isbeddelay Daba-taag hormoonada jirkeeda. Illin kulul ayaa Daba-Taag labadeeda dhaban ku soo qubatay. Waxaa maskaxdeeda ku bilowday welwel iyo walaac hor leh, oo ay u dheer tahay dhibka bulshada iyo culayska nolol maalmeedka Ameerika. Waxaa intaas u dheer in maanta kowda iyo barka duhurkii laga rabo maxkamada si loo dhamaystiro dacwada dheeraatay ee u dhaxaysa iyada iyo ninkeedii hore Biciid Geesoole. Waxa kale oo laga rabaa inay farmashiga Wallgren ee ku yaala waddada Franklin, ugu danbayn shanta galabnimo in ay ka soo qaado dawada asmada, oo gabadheeda yar oo ay jeceshay ee Dumad ay si ba!/an ugu baahan tahay. Haddaysan caawa soo qaadin daawada cudurka neefta, siduu dhakhtarka u sheegayba, inanteeda Dumad waxay qarka u saaran tahay geeri ama nolol midkood. Naxdin iyo walbahaar ayeey Daba-Taag jiq la tahay. Cid ay ciirsato caawa Alla ma taqaan. Hadday taleefan u dirsan lahayd Gool-Libaax ee carruurta ayeeydood ah, islamarkaana dhashay abbahood Biciid-Geesoole, cid dheg-jalaq u siinayso ma jirto, oo waxaa hortaal warcelin ah: !0Baarigii aan dhalay ee Biciid-Geesoole, naagta dugaag duur-joog ah gacanta u gelisay, waxba kuma darsanayo! San-ku-neefle oo dhan wuxuu Daba-Taag ugu yeeraa magac qura, magac laga naxo ee sida ceeb iyo magic-xumi. Magac tusya inay tahay qof dumar ah ee madax-adag, inay tahay qof dumar ah ee kulul, qof dumar ah ee aan gar-qaadan. Waxaa loogu yeeraa !0Singal Maadar!1, oo mee magacii aabbaheed iyo hooyadeed ula baxeen?. Magacii quruxda badnaa ee Daba-Taag?! Daba-Taag waa naag jecel madax-bannaanida, sababta loogu baxshay Daba-taag ayaaba ah, waayo sida ugaadha dabataagta ay duurka cidlada ah hadba doc ugu dhiqlayso, xayawaanka intiisa kalana gees uga cararto, iyadoo dareemayso inay ka madax bannaantahay xayawaanka oo dhan si la mid ah ayaa laga dhan-dhansadaa ficilkeeda iyo maankeedaba. Waa sababta keentay Biciid-Geesoole inay is-af-garan waayaan. Waxa kale oo yaab ku riday Daba-Taag bulshada habar-dugaag iyo habar-guri joog, inta cirka duusha, inta xamaarata, inta ku nool beri iyo biyahaba waxay Daba-Taag iyo inta ku jirta xaaladeeda oo kale ay u soo diraan habaar iyo nacalad kulul, sidii iyadoo danbi ka gashay oo kale. Amankaag badanaa!, ayeey niyada iska leedahay mar walba, bal maxaan galabsaday?. Danbigayga waa Singal Maadar, bulshadana waa i xukuntay, intay maxkamada i soo taageen.! Sidoo kale, hadday maanta taleefan u dirsan lahayd saaxiibteed Sagaaro Minjo-yar, isbitaal ayeey xalay la gashay wiilkeedii Atoor, mideeda kale Sagaaro Minjo-yar iyadaaba Singal Maadar ah oo u baahan gacan, maxay u qaban kartaa Daba-taag!. Waxay dabadeed goosatay Daba-Taag inay marka hore dukaanka cunada ee Kaab-Fuudh (Cub-Food) la yiraahdo ka soo adeegato, carruurteedana kaxaysato, yaa u garab iyo gaashaan ah oo ay uga tageysaa carruurteeda?, cidna, waa inay suuqa u jiidaa dhammaantood. Gaarigga carruurta waxaa is-dhaafay musbaarada isku haya lugta bidix, inkastuu gaarigga soconayo, haddana wuxuu u baahan yahay in lugta qariban dib la isugu celiyo. Si xoog leh, oo ciil iyo caro ay ka muuqato intay Daba-Taag u soo dhifatay Dumad iyo Baar-qab ayeey dusha uga tuurtay gaarigga carruurta lagu kaxeeyo, Tukulush iyo Bakaylana gacanta isqabsada ayeey amar ku siisay, iyadoo ku qaylinaysa cod qaylo dheer. Waxaa Daba-Taag maskaxdeeda ka diryaamaya welwelka hooyadeed iyo aabbaheeda. Ma iyadaaba niyad u haysa carruur inay u ciidanto. Waxa kale oo maskaxdeeda ka dhex dhawaaqaya walbahaarka ay ka qabto maxkamada maanta, oo aanay haysan cid garab fariisata, oo hiil iyo hooba siisa. Cid niyada u dhista u raacda maxkamada, una miciinta. Waxay fool-ka-fool maanta u arki doontaa Biciid-Geesoole, oo aysan arag muddo dhan sanad iyo bar. Bannaanka markay u soo baxday Daba-Taag iyo carruurteeda, waxaa buuxshay baraf tira badan, oo qarinaya ilaa labadeeda kub ee kuus-kuusan. Gaarigga carruurta oo la kaxeeyaa xaggeeee joogaa!, Aadana laba addin leh ayaan jaanta qaadi Karin. Gaaigga carruurta, oo weliba halaysan, warkiisa iskaba dhaaf! Waxaase, ha yeeshee, u furan Daba-Taag iyo carruurteeda wadiiqo yar oo barafka laga xaaray saakaydii hore. Dukaanka hilib-xalaalka xaafada ku yaala ayeey Daba-Taag ka sii gadatay hilib ari, xifaayado, cuud iyo luubaan ay gurigga u shidato, waayo, weli waxaa Daba-taag maankeeda ka guuxaya shirka gurigeeda lagu qaban doono toddobaadka soo socda, oo ay odayaasha qabiilka reer Daba-Taag, reer Garannuug iyo reer Deero ku yaalan doonaan, halkaas oo lagu jeex-jeexi doono xaalada Daba-Taag. Iyadoo marna carruurta ku qaylinaysa, marna dharbaaxaysa wiilka carruurta ugu weyn ayeey dhabihii cagta saartay. In yar goortay socdeen ayaa wiilkeeda Baar-qab oo diidan gaarigga inuu la qaybsadao Dumad baa mar waxaa u sibkaday labada addimood. Daba-Taag intay naxdin booday, iyadoo leh !0Bisinka!1, ayeey mar haabatay wiilkeedii macanaa ee Baarqab. Caku!, cimilada Minasoota naxariis daranaa, oo u daranaa weliba hooyooyinka Singal Maadarada ah (hooyooyinka keligood carruurtooda korsada, aabbe la!/aan). Intay lahayd bad-baadi Baar-qab ayeey Daba-Taag isbuuratay, oo beer-beer u fuushay wiilkeedii yaraa. Inkastoo ay labada low murxeen, dhiigna ka tis iyo tas leeyahay, haddana marnaba iskama dareemin Daba-Taag, xanuun iyo dhiig inuu ka qul-qulaya labad jilib, waayo waa Singal Maadar! Goortay Daba-Taag baraf-jafatay ka dib, ayeey misna hareeraheeda ka waysay curudkeedii u weynaa carruurteeda. Tukulush. Xanaaq iyo walbahaar ayaa soo hujuumay dareemadeeda, oo hadba doc u qaylisay: Tukulush, war Tukulsh, kumee?, xaggee ka baxay inkaar-qabaha, oo hadalkii raacisay Daba-Taag, Is-taaq-furulaah! Qaylo iyo canaan badan waxay hadba ku hayso carruurtii, iyadoo Daba-Taag jiidaysa gaariggii carruurta, garbaha iyo murqahana ka dareemaysa xanuun uga yimid culaabta gaarigga qaribban oo ay carruuteeda ku riixayso, niyadana ka leh ka gaar baska u socda dukaanka Kaab Fuudhka, ayeey mar cag-dhigatay rugta baska laga raaco. Waxaa markiiba isa soo taagay bas lamabar 7. Dameer-farow oo ah wadaha baska, isagoo u muujinaya dareen hoos u dhig ah, naag keligeed jiidaysa afar carruur ah, ayuu ka furay Daba-Taag iyo ilmaheeda albaabkii baska. Goortay horay u fuuleen ayaa xayawaankii baska saarnaa oo dhan mar shib wada yiraahdeen. Qayladii, baashaalkii iyo wada-sheekaysigii u socday mar qura joojiyeen, iyagoo indho kulul Daba-Taag iyo ilmaheeda ku eegaya, sidii qof gef ka gashay bulshada xayawaanka ah oo kale. Daba-Taag waxaa anfariir ku nqoday xayawaanka faraha badan ee baska saaran, oo sida xun u wada eegaya. !0Talow maanta ma Alli bari ayeey u socdaan, ayeey niyada iska tiri!1 Daba-Taag. Cid kama maqna habar-xayawaan maanta, ha noqdeen kuwa duur-jooga, kuwa guri-joog iyo kuwa ku nool beriga iyo biyahaba: libaax, dhurwaa, maroodi, wiyil, shabeel, harmacad, dawaco, geri, dameer-farow daanyeer, gaduudane, daba-cadeeye, saangurayo, gisi, doofaar, dooli, jilbis, abeeso, jebiso, abeeso-lugaley, jeer, yaxaas, fiid-meer, haad, tuke, xiddig-dhul, xuur, xoor, gorgor, guumays, eey-duureed, goronyo, diin, qubo iyo in kale oo badan, oo ay maskaxdeeda qaban weyday. Iyadoo yaaban ayeey Daba-Taag iyo ilmaheeda degdeg ku galeen dukaanka Kaab Fuudhka. Dhowr bacood oo raashin ah iyadoo dan-daaminaysa, qaarna ay ay gacanta ku wadato, qaar kalana ay ka lushaan madaxa gaarigga carruurta ay ku jiidayso ayeey rugta baska misna isa-sii taagtay. - War watii haddana, Dameer-farow oo wada baskii ayaa u sheegay Xayawaanka intiisii kale ee baska saarnayd. Waa Singal Maadar tan! waa ka muuqataa, si fiican ayeey uga muuqataa dhafooradeeda, fiiri indhaheeda, fiiri basaasta ka muuqata oogadeeda. Naagaha Singal Maadarka ah waxaa lagu gartaa !0shaarbo ayeey dibnaha ku leeyihiin!1, intaas goortuu yiri ayuu qosol baaxad ku dhuftay. Xayawaankii intiisii kale ayaa mar ka daba qoslay. Yaan gacan u fidinaya Daba-Taag, naag Sigal Maadar ah, cidna, iyadaa labkii guri gaystay harcad bannaanka iska soo dhigtay. Markay damacday inay carruurtii, gaariggii iyo cunadiiba saarto baska, ayeey xayawaankii baska saarnaa uga baxeen, qosol iyo hadalo daac-daacsi ah oo ay weheliso indha-ku-gub muujinaya !0waxba kuu qaban mayno!1. - Waan degdegsanahay, caawa naag Singal Maadar ah ayaan ballan la leeyahay, naga dhaqso dheh naagta, immisa saacadood ayeey alaabta soo guraysaa?. Naagtu ma Singal Maadar baa?, ma keligeed baa?, ma nigaanba garan, Yaxaas afweyne, ayaa u sheegay xayawaankii kale. Qosol iyo qaylo ayeey xayawaankii la dhaceen, waxayna ugu dareen subcis xoog badan. - Laba gacmood ayaan leeyahay, Ilaahay iima samayn afar gacmood iyo afar lugood, wuxuu ii sameeyey laba gacmood iyo laba lugood. Laba gacmood oo aan wax ku qaado ayuu ii sameeyey, ayeey ku jawaabtay Daba-Taag, oo si qunyar ah u soo guratay raashinkii uga buuxay bacaha tirada badan. Daba-Taag intay carruurtii ku hubsatay baskii dhexdiisa. - Halkan waa Ameerika, cid-cid caawisa ma leh!, Daanyeerkii ayaa yiri. Wixii xayawaan baska saarnaa cidna lug iyo gacan uma kala furin Daba-Taag, waxaana looga baxay qosol, kajan iyo jees-jees niyad jab ku noqday iyada iyo carruurteedaba. Markay salka dhigtay kursigii baska, ayeey mar soo tuurtay neef xooggan oo tusaysa daalka ka muuqda oogadeeda. Mar waxaa qosol weyn, oo qosol-ku-jab ah ka wareegay libaax gar-weyne, isagoo leh: -Wadankaan waxaa xuquuqda koowaad iska leh dumarka. Intaas markuu yiri, waxaa mar ka daba guuxay xayaawaankii baska la saarnaa oo dhan, iyagoo ku taageeraya hadalkiisa, oo raacshay: !0Waa kuwa iska-fura raggooda, booliiskuna iyaga ayuu la jiraa!1, isagoo mar walba garkiisa weyn iyo foolkiisa meegaaran ee cayayaanka ku goobtay hadba gacantiisa ku salaaxaya -Waxaa xuquuqda labaad iska leh wadankan waa eeyga, xataa annaga xayawaankeena duur-juuga ah xuquuq kuma lihin, waxaa ugu daray maroodigii, isagoo faantiisa kor u taagaya qosol iyo kibir darti, iyadoo ay xayawaankii kale la jiibinayaan. Waa sababta keentay in naag weliba uu gurigga u joogo eey ama mukulaal, si ay isaga ilaaliyaan xayaawaanka runta ah, ayuu raacshay Maroodi faan dheere hadalkiisii. Diil-diili-moole dameer-farow mar walba oo hadal la sheegaba hoonka gaarigga ayuu si xoogan uga dhawaajiyaa, isagoo weliba qoslaya. Daba-Taag, waxaa ka soo haray naxdin iyo aamusnaan. Waxayba maskaxdeeda jirtaa hawsha gurigga, dhibka hooyadeed iyo aabbaheed ee Afrika ku sugan, maxkmada sugays maanta iyo nolosheeda kale. Ma iyadaaba la haysata xayawaanka ku dhereg-dhacsanaya nafteeda kurbaysan. -Xuquuqda saddexaad ee wadankan waxaa iska leh ninka cad, waxaa yiri dhurwaagii, isagoo malabsanaya, niyadana ka raba mar inuu cad-goosto Daba-Taagtan dhaylada ah ee agtiisa ka dhow. Ninka cad sharciga wadankan isagaa samaystay, soona dejiyey, wuxuuna u samaystay sharcigan dumarkeena inay nagu diraan, ayuu ku daray hadalkiisii. -Waa kuwaa gabdhaheenii waxay noqdeen kuwa naga tagay iyo kuwa iska raacay gaalada cadcad iyo gaalada madmadow, waxaa hadalkii dhurwaaga kala booday Shabeelkii, sidii isagoo aad moodo gabdhaha inuu leeyahay oo kale. Mar ayaa loo subciyey hadaladii dhurwaaga iyo shabeelkaba, iyadoo baska uu ka soo yeerayo huggun xooggan, laguna maa-weelaysanayo Daba-Taag iyo carruurteeda. - Intaan wadanka Maraykanka imaan ka hor, jirkayga wuxuu lahaan jiray harag diilimo qurxoon leh, oo qaali ah, dunidana laga jecel yahay, oo la isku dilo, maantana, xataa naagtayda agteeda wax qiime ah kama lihi. Dhogortaydii qaaliga ahayd, cimiladan qabow ee barafka ah ayaa ragaasisay, ayuu Shabeel ku calaacalay, isagoo iska dal-dalmaya. Waxaa anfariir ku riday Daba-Taag, shaabeel, libaax, maroodi, dhurwaa, geri iyo xayawaan kale oo iswada raacsan, bas wada saaran, oo kuhumaya nafteeda. - Waxaa wadanka Maraykanka xuquuqda ugu hoosaysa leh ragga mad-madow. Waa nala xasdaa. Annaga haddaan nahay xayawaan isugu jira habar-dugaag iyo kuwa kalaba, waxaa nalaga keenay Afrika, dumarkayagii ayaa nalgu diray, waa kuwaa naga tagaya, waxaa isna la soo booday daanyeer, oo ay xayawaanka intooda badan ay ku eedeeyaan inuu aadamiga u dhow yahay, oo la bah yahay, sidaa darteed maba aaminaan. Daba-Taag waxaa u cadaatay bah-dilka iyo afkaaraha ay u qabaan bulshada xayawaanka. Iyadoo Daba-Taag weli sidii u welwelsan ayeey gurigeeda ku laabatay, waxaana halkaas ku sugayey ciidanka booliiska, iyadoo lagu soo eedeeyey carruurta kan ugu weyn inuusan dugsiga imaan mudo dhowr maalmood ah. Waa socotaa... PUBLISHED BY PUNTLANDPOST.COM

AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's nearly 7,000-mile saltwater stagger, the binge began just after noon yesterday at a pub in Brisbane, where several patrons were discussing Australia Day and the nation's general lack of respect from abroad. "It started off same as always; coupla fossils saying how our Banjo Patterson was a better poet than Walt Whitman, how Con the Fruiterer is funnier than Seinfeld, only they're Aussies so no one knows about 'em," recalled witness Kevin Porter. "Then this bloke Martin pipes up and says Australia's main problem is that it's stuck in Australia, and everybody says 'Too right!'" "Well, it made sense at the time," Porter added. By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake. When dawn broke over the Northern Hemisphere, the continent suddenly found itself, not only upside down, but smack in the middle of the Atlantic, and according to most of its 19 million inhabitants, that's the way it's going to stay. "We sent troops to Afghanistan. You never hear about it. We have huge government scandals. You never hear about it. It's all 'America did this,' and 'Europe says that,'" exclaimed Perth resident Paul Watson. "Well, we're right in the thick of things now, so let's just see if you can you ignore us." Officials on both sides of the Atlantic conceded that would be difficult. "They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. "And most of Latin America is missing." Meanwhile, victims of what's already been dubbed the "Australian Crawl" are still shaking off the event. "Australia bumped into us at about midnight local time," said Hawaii governor Ben Cayetano. "They were very friendly — they always seem friendly — but they refused to go around unless we answered their questions. But the questions were impossible. 'Who is Ian Thorpe? Do you have any Tim Tams? What day is Australia Day?'" "Fortunately, somebody here had an Unimportant World Dates calendar and we aced the last one," Cayetano added. Panama, however, was not so lucky. "Australia came through here screaming curses at us to let them through," said Ernesto Carnal, who guards the locks at the entrance to the Panama Canal. "We said they would not fit, so they demanded to speak with a manager. When I go to find Mr. Caballos, they sneak the whole continent through." When Caballos shouted to the fleeing country that it had not paid, Australia "accidentally" backed up and took out every nation in the region, as well as the northern third of Venezuela. They then made up a cheery song about it. By late morning today, however, not everyone in Australia was quite so blithe. "We've still got part of Jamaica stuck to Queensland," said Australian army commander Lt. Gen. Peter Cosgrove. "I think we might have declared war on it. I don't bloody remember. Maybe it's time to go home." Cosgrove, however, is not in the majority, and at press time, U.S., African, and European leaders were still desperately trying to negotiate for Australia's withdrawal. But the independent-minded Aussies were not making it easy. In a two-hour meeting at midday, Australian representatives listed their demands: immediate inclusion in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, a permanent CNN presence in all 6 Australian states, a worldwide ban on hiring Paul Hogan, a primetime U.S. television contract for Australian Rules Football, and a 4,500-mile-long bridge between Sydney and Los Angeles. U.S. negotiators immediately walked out, calling the Australian Rules Football request "absurd."

RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah New Delhi, India (SatireWire.com) — Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers. "On paper, this was a textbook alliance — two smaller competitors join forces to take on a larger adversary," said New Delhi resident Chandra Gopan. "But the synergies are just not there. For instance, I still believe I must pursue my own dharmic path to ultimate happiness, but when I get there, I just know my mother will find something wrong with it." Military officers, in particular, have found assimilation difficult. "We were all excited at first, especially about the Kama Sutra parts, but it's not going to work," Israeli Col. Benyamin Telluk said at a joint press conference with Indian officers. "I mean, just this morning, I was showing Col. Bhadrak here pictures of my family, and he said my wife was a cow." "I said his wife reminds me of a cow," Bhadrak explained. "Oh, you've said it again!" screamed Telluk. "It's a compliment!" answered Bhadrak. Hinjews across the world, meanwhile, said they also were too busy dealing with integration to worry about Pakistanis, Palestinians, or any other opponents. "Surprisingly, it's not the big issues, like is there one God or are there many? It's the little things," said New York City Hinjew Nathan Feldman. "Like my Hindu half acknowledges that this world is full of suffering, but my Jewish half just goes on and on about it." SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A NICE HINJEW GIRL? However, most agreed that even if other issues could be overcome, maternal obstacles to Hinjuism would always exist. "Yesterday, my former self was killed in a car accident," said the late Gori Bhupendra of Madras. "But I had good karma, so I was reincarnated this morning into the Vaisya caste. To me, this is a step up, right?" But then Bhupendra's former Sudras mother tracked him down. "She says, 'Oh, Vaisya now, is it? Very nice. Of course, your former brother is a Ksatriya, but he was always an overachiever.'" Meanwhile, Muslim nations, citing the difficult Hinjew merger, said they have discontinued talks with the world's largest religion to form Chrislam. "It wouldn't have worked anyway," said Imam Satra Mohammed of Damascus. "The first time we drank the communion wine, we would have all had to kill ourselves

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