This is by far the best Wadani song since the collapse of our national state. If the English say 'it ain't over until the fat lady sings', we Somalis say 'it ain't over until our beautiful Saado Cali sings'. For those who believed in the hubris that is so-called Somaliland, it's time for gogol laab.

Originally posted by B: Really annoying that the Brits are copying the Americans in the way elections are conducted. It should be able policies not personality. UK is a parliamentary democracy! why are they copying the Americans. This country has gone to the dogs! Amen, say it brother! (myself copying the Gospel cries) Here is: what America is missing. Try to beat that. But as much as I disdain any American copying (detest should be the right word), still, the whole affair was a bit of a novelty experiment - hopefully never to be repeated again. Ever! It wasn't fun at all. The shout-down in the Commons is much more interesting - politically. On last night's performance, I discount Clegg's strong finishing position on 'begginer's luck'. The remaining two live debates should see to it that his first appeal wears off. The public now knows who he is. His arguments? Erm, I thought they were rather opportunistic. Most of them at least, though he made some valid points. Cameron was very generous with anecdots. The poor fellow got cornered, literally and figuratively speaking. He must have suffered neck pains the day after. Whereas Brown's strength was on substance. The man knows his stuff. That head of his stores far too much detail and statistic information, which could, in some way, come across as dreary and off-putting sometimes. He should ease off the gas, i would say. But overall, there is highly likely that we will be looking at a Lab/Lib-Dem government come election. The Tories would need a divine miracle to alter this expected power-sharing formation. Maybe Lord Ashcroft can help? No?

Erm, OK. Got it. BTW, Somalia is not East Africa? Not even Eastern Africa, according to the old geo lessons I took during ninteen kalayaaccii. So, Soomaalida need not be offended. They have a charming Horn-african accent. PS: What's up with the geo-knowledge of Americans horta?

war sxb waa inoo mar kale... waa sii cararayaaye... nabaadiino idin Alle

^Lol. nuune, waran awoowe. Maanta qasid baan la foorfoorinayaa, oon 'car yaa ku dhaca, car!' u leeyahay ninyoow. Marka waxaan qoor sagaaro ku qabto oo qonof intaan ku dadbo, sinsaaryeeyo goonka gubbada ugu diro ayaan raadraadinayaa.

Still playing tom and jerry in nowhere places, I see. Yaakhey isku qaleeya - ciyaartan has no audience let alone hooligans. The question should be: 'matabaan ma lama taabtaan baa'? If no, dee kii qabsadeyna ma gam'o kan laga qabsadeyna meel dheer ma uu san tegin. Waa rag waaweynoo yo-yo cayaaraya. Aniga taas laabjeex ayaan ka qaadaa beryahan. Raggu ha wada fariisto oo arrinta ha loo qayyilo, ama bunjabsho. Horta Shabaabka habeen habeen, sida ciidaha, maku guraan? Illeen rag wada qayyiley heshii baa la yiriye.

^Kir iyo kud oo kabajaan kadalooba looto kugu karbabee ma maqli jirtey? Qiimaha af-somaliga? War af-somaliga qiimo maleh anaa soo ogaadey...

Haha. Duq biloow war waa imtixaan walaahi. Lol. That Somali dialect markaan maqlo fiqdaa iga dhamaata walle. Kamavi, thanks. You made my day.

The 6th of May is just around the corner and I haven't got round to sending my registration forms. Mind you, I'd rather have a smug remain at the helm than a pretentious toffy git. I hate that pretender. I really do. He's a phoney ****-head. Glad that the least labour can expect is a hung parliament.

I've been following this case over R4 lately but not for the last 2 days. Has the media said what Venables did this time? Apparently the other conspirator has been, erm, socially 'rehabilitated'. Should people show compassion towards 'rehabilitated' criminals, even after paying their dues to society or is a criminal - who has committed a heinous crime such as this - always a criminal, forever unforgiven? Is there ever such a thing as redemption at all?

Akhyaarta cusub, hore u soo gudba ayaan idin leeyahay. Ninkaa Jacayl Barqo ( ) martida iyo soo dhoweynteedaba waxba uga ma bilawna ee hadaba waydinkaa. Dambarsame iyo showqi, idinkoo kale weey u baahnayd SOL waayo meeshu waayadan waa gubad abaar ah. Nin baa jira Nuune la yiraahdo oo laymanka xiriiriya SOL sida la isugu tallaallo yiqiinee bal aan 'ar wuuuuw' ugu yeero. Jacaylbaro, waad salaaman tahay sxb...beryahan la isma arkin ee waa sidee?

^What do you want man? That's my parting question. G'day.

Originally posted by strawberry&cream: quote:Originally posted by Mr.Paragon: It all depends on her mother - whether or not she taught her how to cook good food. pardon me sir, but growing up, my mother never taught me how to cook and now you could say culinary is my forte, and its all self taught :cool: You taught yourself? Tst tst, that is not good. Not good at all. You see a woman MUST be dispositioned to be 'taught' a thing or two by another person -that person finally being her husband - or else it'll be 'you can't teach new tricks to an old dog'. Now unteach yourself what culinary skills you taught yourself.

^C&H Qafiiftay kistoo? Do you know which shop sells mental qafiif - waanba raadinooyaaba. First I thought you were going to it (I mean hell) but then I read the issue... I'm kinda switched off to such issues lately. Afterall I'm in the UK. Jiniyaa deggan as my friend would say - even xalayto. Lol. Waa torobo madax-xanuun. So say: Kabeey bilato Ha bilato Dhankeey rabto Ha u dhacdo! And carry on unpertubed. Best way I tell ya.

C&H Had my fill already. So gotta skip and hop lately - like let the mo'fo' burn philosophy.

^Castro, that vacancy is still open. Apply immediately and get certified rights to use any language applicable. Like 'back 'o the line....'

Hambalyo. Beeldaaje - i like the title. Very neat.

They're human too, no? Let them.

Kheyr you are not doing us a favour man. Don't disqualify men to look to the plenty younger. Kuwa waaweeyn Allaha u sahlo. Amiin.

Originally posted by Khayr: quote:Originally posted by Mr.Paragon: quote: C&H: Apparently I'm going to hell?' You are? Is it confirmed? Well, hey, safe journey. Paragon saxib, the soldiers are coming, the soldiers are coming, so prepare! Sacreblue, and I'm chuckling through it all.

C&H: Apparently I'm going to hell?' You are? Is it confirmed? Well, hey, safe journey.

^Che, OK. Farah is not necessarilly a bad person. His visit to Northern Somalia is also not necessarilly in support of secession. Now since he has always been known to be a strong pro-unionist for G. Somalia, what we should wait for is his report which should be out in the coming weeks. I am against secession of the sort SL is currently propagating but I still cannot fault Farah for vising Hargeysa as an official from the Kenyan government - he works for Kenya afterall. So I'll wait for the trip report and judge him with the contents of that report. PS: Let's just say I know Dawaara family very well and they know mine very well. And there was a time when Faarax Macallin Dawaaraa was the only Somali patriot in Nothern Kenya. To divide Somalis/Somalia is the last thing to be expected.

Do any of you know Farax and ilma Dawaare very well and their sense of Somaliness? Sometimes to misread things changes good people into bad ones.

Originally posted by Cawaale: Maansada koree cad-cad Haddaad tiraahd raad-raac Si aad u fahamto kis-kis waxaad ogaani midh-midh in loo ebyay kas-kas adaa ka qaadi wis-wis Oo taana yaa tiriyey tolow? Lol@wis wis

Lol. Mahadsanid, Wiilo.