LoooL @Ibti..I like being a Biatch, ppl here are faaar too nice to eachother. and it would be boring if you could only reply once

yea they did, they were easy and simple. Your just a bit retarded! now ii dhaaf

Lol@AAliyah...what did you end up doing then?...watching a movie with a tub of ice cream, eating your feelings away? Bdays are like any other days for me...nutting iispeical

LoL @ Zack...nin yahow maxa ku haya?..can you not stick to the rules! anyways i'm thru with this isubid game!!!<---angry lol@kool

Originally posted by Akasha: ^^ lol@ local Masjid.... Now, Baytalllah is shopping grounds for potential mate? Okay siphoningdilemma I vote for adaption… good luck and I hope you reconsider marriage vs staying single... shopping aa? :rolleyes: ...there's NOTHING wrong with going about it that way, in some masjids they actually give you a form to fill in and if they find you a potential match, they pass on your walis number(with your consent of course)...consider it a halaal 'hook up'

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I dedicated a WHOLE new topic to you, you should feel special!!!

lol haye..my bad

AAliyah Happy Bday for 2moro!!!! lol make sure you fast!!! <--blows her a cyber kiss

lol laba...aniga! -1

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This is a fun game. The gender that gets to +50 or -50 wins. The rules: If your a boy then add 1, if your a girl then subract 1. for example: if the number is 6, and you're a girl, you'd say 5, if you're a boy, you'd say 7. When the girls get to -50, they win, when the boys get to +50 they win! have fun ill start off! :rolleyes:

LoooL Your welcome, seriously though, half of the members on here are over 30, shid...dan la'an or what

Originally posted by dhulQarnayn: When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." LooooooL

AALIYAH, i agree and as for who ever said 'it was lowering their status'..thats pure ignorance

lol AAliyah, those who want to get fed have to contribute to our wedding, no such thing as a free lunch hunno

LooooL Hiding aa? Ibti is always making some sly comments, what you trying to say?<--shocked i'm sooo xuuux? lol waay ii qaarinaysa, nal bal ii suug, tan kugu digoo

lol@unknown...defo mr faarax brown, so your keeping a count miya hmmmm and no i'm not getting forced into anything, if anything paragons getting forced to marry me. we're having a cyber wedding soon, your invited under one condition. You make yourself useful and dish out the food to everyone..deal?

hmmmm interesting lol@asian arranged marriges...they have serious issues, most of them tend to get FORCED which is not permitted in islam alhamdulila I would personally agree to talk to him, see what he's about and if meets the critera then bobs my uncle, if not then we'd just go our seperate ways.

Originally posted by Malika: Loooooooooool@being a fly on Paragon's wall..Lool girl you got some jokes! Ibti,move aside let Paragon do his thing..lol If I can be anywhere,I would like to be home,where I can smell the Indian Ocean,hear its waves and the sound of my fathers voice reading quraan after magriib.Oh yeah and eating lobster my grand of a cook mother prepared for dinner..yeah,I want to be that teenager again.. LoL...sounds Ideal and yea i'm paragons number 1 fan paragon if your readin..I wuv u...

hmmmm indeed

As we all may know Umar ibn al khattab (radiyal lahu anhu) offered his daughter hafsa(radiyal lahu anha) to both Abu Bakr and Uthman ibn Affan(radiyal lahu anhuma) one after the other but they both declined because they knew that the prophet salalahu alayhiwasalam had expressed an interest in marrying her. At the time Umar (radiyal lahu anhu) wasn't aware of this so subxanallah you could imagine how he must of felt...he just offered his daughter and they rejected, so when muhammed salalahu alayhiwasalm proposed to hafsa(radiyal lahu anha) Umar(radiyal lahu anhu) was delighted So my QUESTION is for the GUYS..Inshallah im sure most of you all plan to get married one day and have children inshallah. So If Allah(swt) was to bless you with a daughter, how many of you would offer her to a noble brother who you know is seeking marrige? Would you or wouldn't you, would you think it would be 'lowering' your status??? and for the LADIES, if your father was to present to you a noble, god fearing brother, would you decline? share your thoughts...

Marrige is a blessing in Islam and im sure you haven't come across EVERY SINGLE farax in the world so don't paint them all with the same brush walaalo jst hit your local masjid and ask if their are any brothers who are seeking marrige..hahah ceeb ma'ha

LoooL @ Ibti it's the same in Hargeisa, there's nothing wrong with a man cooking and doing a LIGHT bit of housework now and then, and in islam it's encouraged but not to the extent that the roles are swapped but i guess some faraxs are still living in the stone age

'red sea bella ma cafinaayo, Ayana aamusi mayso.' LoooooooooooL was that a lil' remix?