Aslaam uu Alakum Folks Jazakallah Khair for sharing your knowledge with us and all praises are due to Allah(swt) The Prophet (PBUH) said: "Verily the one who recites the Qur'an beautifully, smoothly, and precisely, he will be in the company of the noble and obedient angels. And as for the one who recites with difficulty, stammering or stumbling through its verses (because he doesn't know how to read it but is trying to), then he will have TWICE that reward." Subxanallah, How mercifuL is our lord

LoL , red sea...sup good lookin? wait, let me get grab my dictionary and i'll reply to your last comment in af somali

Originally posted by Mr. Gello: Are men becoming more feminine? I actually believe men are becoming more feminine. This is completely unacceptable and may well signal the end of the man race. The freedom and independence of women in the west has had serious consequences for what it means to be a man. Now a days, men are being coerced into becoming the less dominant partner in the relationship. The man no longer has the authority, he once held. Whatsmore, all these meterosexual men are a disgrace to the man race. They are so fluid in these appearance and behaviour its difficult to indentify their sexuality. There is nothing wrong, with a man helping out at the kitchen and looking after his children but all these educated, liberal women have destroyed the man sense of self. They want a man who has emotions, is weak and dependent on them. A man should be a man, without feeling pressured to conform to female authority. Mr. Gellorino I Like you aLready!...

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: you lot make me laugh - the treads no longer follow their original theme. but some funny stuff though.. as you all were!!! That was my fault. I can never stick to the topic :confused:

Ibti, wan ka xumahay, i'll be on my best behaviour as of now...scouts honour

:eek: ..You know how to clean??? *Shock shock, horror horror* In that case, we def need to get married ASAP and produce them 'SICK' babies of ours haha

You do my house chores for 2 weeks?, I'll sneak you in through the back door before abo wakes up for salatal Fajar... And if anyone happens to see you, just play dead

LooooooooooooooL @ 'My gf takes Yoga every semester. i have no idea why. some 1 should tell her, i am an expert in yoga and can teach for free' Lord have mercy

LoL Under one condition you segisi creature! Oh do ignore me, I drank some red bull...side effects... :confused:

LoooL I might just do that

Some local somali shop.

Excuse you? :rolleyes: I'll have you know I take antidepressant tablets, they help to stabilise my mood :cool: and as for 'FB', i'll just bribe him with a new rimmel lip gloss

^^Indeed Do you think I would be a good mod?

What are you on about? Me and Mr Farax brown are buddies,we even exchange make up tips over the phone, ignore his previous comment

Look, don't make my depression any worse who the heck is FB?

and who is FB my dear child? do enlighten me

I guess i'm just mysteriously strange...don't worry I don't jump out from behind parked cars and scare old people, thats just weird However I'm going through a state of depression, I lock myself in a empty dark room and shave my head every 4 days Would you like to be my shrink? :confused:

Mrs reer magal, do you like my avatar?

LooooL @ Indho bulac, haye hoyoo macan Cookies iyo caano?...Yaa salam Tanag you Indeed

That white fella on the PC looks like he's having a spasam...shid house!

Lol look Mrs Reer Magal, I'm having a bad day ee ii daa :confused: , are you still mad at me for calling you a retard? here...have a cookie, better yet, have 2 :rolleyes: yea 120+ Post..I know, me and Jacelybaro are trying to compete I'm Offically a certified SOL member..Bravo!

Yes, my dear...i've tried this several times. I've even been told that it might be something to do with me being an 'alien' so i decided to make a few more posts in order to become a 'nomad'...sad somaha :confused: waan iis nacay!

Redsea, I thought you'd might like to know that i've finally invested in a new somali-english dictionary...it's called 'Qaamuuska Mustaqbalka' :cool:

i'll tell you after you tell me how to upload a picture on my avatar :cool: admin, if your reading...Balayo kugu dhacday!

What exactly was you nervous about? :confused: