Tuujiye

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  1. Waraa gabdhihiina waa jiran tihiin..Afurkaan la idinku sameynaayo in aan idinkala hadalno waaye waalid kiina oo u sheegno this sanbuus making bur dubitaan is effecting your health......I think buufis aa qabtiin and y'all need asbaxoo idinka neefiyo..aaaaaa..lol..Well let me know..Tuujiye has some brothers oo iyagana buufis haayo..lol..I will deliver.....lol.. Lexus..your in Ausi..lol..who the hell wants to come their for a Girl?...lol..he must of had like 2 wifes and was looking for the 3rd..lol..but you should of hollered at him because he could have been the one that gave you lexus..lol.. Ps. Too much Indian movies y'all..is not goooooooooodh!! Wareer Badanaa!!
  2. walaale anigu karti aan magacayga kuhaysto ayaan leeyahay ee bal adigu xinayahaas la imow doqon yohow doqon kiisa kale aan la arag. ilbaxnimadii hore hadii ee saan u hadli jireen, koley aniga ilbaxyada danbe aan ahay..ha ila yaabina.............! Wareer Badanaa!!!
  3. Tuujiye

    Like it?

    <-------------------Yaakaleee...........lol..is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me..lol.. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  4. iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! laqaaye..orgiga iska tuff baaba aduunka hada wax kale aa la laqaa oo orgi ka macaan marax yahee..wili rumayga xididka iyo shaal dhamaad ah aa xirantahay oo aad Orgi cunoow raadinee..dhoore fooqul dhoore.. WARAA waa la ilbaxay marax yahoo...LAqaaye hadakabacdi lagu dhahaa jar orgiga..lol..Anba garab tuujiye aa la i dhihi jiray oo hada waa i kaas oo gorab dhan aan lakacay..Maxaa tuujisaa aa la igu waalay..adna maxaa laqdaa halugu waalo... Wareer badanaa!!
  5. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looooool...waraa aniga xagee ku maqnaa markaa waxaan la qoraayee...lol..waraa khadar xasad aa tahay waraa aniga waxaan hoolaheyga waaye nin yahoo aniga in aa ii sheegto ee aheed about this side..lol... Waraa niarobi ileen rafaada dadka aniga camal ah lee soo maray..waraa saas ee u baashaal ileen asbaxyaasha lacagta naga dhameeyey saas u direynay..aadaale aadaa!!!!........... I like somali rab MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! the letter "B" buu ninkaas dhiig ka keenay..lol.. I have to admit walaahi..saan hadee noo danbeysay anagoo wili tacbaan ah, Imagine when somalia becomes normal and people go back to Somalia...LOL..how crazy it will be..subxanalah...Iga tag....... Wareer Badanaa!!!
  6. Yarta wlc back yaaqee!!!!lol... I missed you too...this show atariisho aa ka tahay..lol.. Abaayo wlc back and ramadan kariim... PS...Can I still do the show even in Ramadaan??? inta aan afurka sugaayo aan iskaga qaras bixilahayee!! Wareer Badanaa!!!
  7. Tuujiye

    Ramdan Mood?

    MMA...Suurta aa sheegeysid xagee laga cunijiray macbuudkee...Waraa mushaari dheh wariir baal baaloo haku galee!! Ani waxa kili aan aad iyo aad ugu xiisay waa aadaanka la maqlaayo nooh!! i can't wait to go to a muslim country again and hear that sound walaahi..iinsha allah!! Ramadaan Kariim aqyaarta ramadaan should be the 4th of oktoobar iinsha allah koleey wadaadada hada jiro waa is qilaafayaan as always and start or prey ciid different days.. Wareer badanaa!!!
  8. Qac' Sorry ninyahoo mardanbe ma igu arkeysid jiljileeca yaaqee.. But did I tell you that I don't like the new you.......see what going to finland did to you and UK, waraa roob aa kugu soo da'ay oo dooro biyo ku dhexdhacday camal aa fajaq usoo noqotay..maka helin filinkaan cusub waraa atoore waxee aheed oo bir holceysa gacanta ku hestay hadana waxaa noqotay koo balaq iyo kuris LO gacanta ku heysta..bax iska soo dhaq wijigaan cusub yaaqee!! Wareer Badanaa!!
  9. Wlc back to the show which is still Rated MA..mature adults only.. My guest tonight is cyber Politician who uses as he claims "budh" and none-stop "chewing qaad" which made him had the disease maskax-falluuq, Waa nin wadooyinka la taagan majin jaad ah oo qalashay 10 sano kahor oo kuna tuqsuusay sida looga murmo ama dooda siyasadaha ee xaga Somalia/somaliland! Aqris wanaagsan ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome SULDAANKA T: kusoo dhawoow showga shiiraayahaa tahey cunee S: waryee waanu ku salaanney, Soomaaliland ha guuleesato!! T: saan maa wadani ku tahey waraa, maxaa waaye somalilandta, wax jira ma tihid S:ma qadiyadeena ayaad ka soo horjeedaa weger T: abbaa salaan lee ka hadloonaa maxaa waaye quraafaadka aa akhrineesid S: haye T: fiiri duqa, waxaan maqley in lagu jarjarey, maxaa ka jira S: war miyaad waalatey, war kani xaggeebuu ka yimid, ma suldaan baa la qowrici karaa T: haa nooh, waxaa ku helay aan maqley wind.talker iyo Yoonis , sida loo doodo ma taqaanid, maxaad ka leedahay S: warkaas sal iyo raad toona malahan, ma DAYNIILE news baad kasoo maqashey T: mayee jamhuuriya newspaper, adiga waa madax adagtahay, burus aa laguug qaraacaa S: burus maxaa waaye, war dee budh maad tiraahdid, wallee Gibiley baadan ka iman T: adigaa gabgab qabo habaarka iga daa waridkaa janada ha galaanee S: waryee inankaaga yar, maxaad showga ii keentay T: een kabax warkaas qarbushyahoow, sua'aasha koobaad? S: hee T: why do you always agree with somalialnd cyber supporters even if they are wrong S: what do you mean T: are you stuck, next question, S: soo daa kolley kheyr masoo wadidee T: whom did you vote, and why? S: I voted for Siilaanyo as he is the only man who can bring peace to Somaliand T: ma waalateyna, I thought Somaliland was in peace, that is what you told us S: I meant who can bring economy, afka ayaa iga xadey ha ila yaabin T: duq aan ahey ma dhaheesid afkaa iga xadey maxaa waaye S: adiga gardarreesiga iga daa Ilaah haddaad taqaano T: haye hadana maxaa waaye oohinta wax lee ku weydiiyee S: ilaah baa igu og inaan ka dhaqaaqi showgan T: duqa duqa, xanaaqa jooji hee, haddaa su'aalaheyga ka jawabi weyso Tolstoy i caawi dheh nooh S: war xamaraawigana maxaa ii keenay caawa, T: su'aasha kale S: soo daa bal T: what is your position of Jumatatu, general duke and soomaal S: to be honest, I think Tolstoy is classic, T: I didn't ask you about Tolstoy, answer the question S: you mean the three guys you asked eariler T: yes S: I think three of them use the same ideology as that of Geedi/Yeey/Shariif T: elaborate that please S: No comment T: Tolstoy, is he a cyber warlord, we can see that in his many posts, do you agree? S: I think he is great writeer T: he is great writer in copying and pasting only according to SOL S: don't you ever say a word about Tolstoy T: ma u ceeb qarinee, okeey waa ka qaleeyay S: waan ka tagayaa showgaaga, mar danbe hadaad ila hadasho waan ku budheyn ilaah baa igu og T: kir aan ku dhahey bax sanboorka ila dhaaf S: somaliland ha noolaato baasaboor cussub aan heesanaa dal ku gal aa lagaaga baahanyahay hadaa imaaneyso hargeysa T: buufkaa usheeg bacayahoow caloosha buudhan S: war nabadey T: thanks for coming ax jira ma tihid, igu salaan Ms Edna kuuseey Next Show we will have an special guess host. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  10. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeey!! Wlc back to the Tuujiye which now rated R which means for mature audience only.!!! In today show we went on the streets of Genaral Section and womans Corner and we found a famous girl who we all wondered what kind of a person she is and how she looked. This girl is none other than NOVA aka ABOO ANIMIYAA!! T: Noviina wlc yaaqee!! N: tnx aboowe macaan..HI! everyone ehehehehe! T: Novina wax badan waa lagu faanshay laakiin qof caadi lee tahee! N: what do you mean tuujiye maxaan ahaan lahaa? T: Ani waxaan is dhahaaye qoftoo isku dhaceeso oo wili doolsho doolsho camal aa tahay laakiin caadiyoos lee tahay… N: baaba adba waa ogtahay ani gabdho badan aa luuqa galinaa…waraa ifiiri nooh! T: Nagatag kuma fiirfiirinkarno manta dhanee weesa noo dhooran ee naga nax! N: ahahaahhaa! T: Nova kaalay, saabuunta MARIS la dhaho maaku soo quweysatay because adi dhan go’ iyo foodare foodare camal aa usoo carfoosaa! N: Alla anaa iska dhintayeeeeeeeee!!!! Warayaa peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…..misa peeeeeeeeeeep maxaa I dhahday? T: Saabuunta quweeska aa iga dhamatay dheh nooh! N: Tuujiye Horta waxaan maqlay meeshaan Xarash aa laguu hayaa maxaa ka jira oo gabdho badan aa kugu jajabsay! T: Lee caadi waaye waxaas adiga aa joogto oo kugu soo jibinaa hadii la igu jajabso..lol.. N: maxaa ani ii qabtaa waraa? Jiimbaartaadiyaa wasaq yahoo!! T: Nova run ahaantii How was your summer? N: It was great!!! I met dad badan.. T: Niman ma iska dhahdidoo N: ihihihihi!..waa shiixaa nooh T: Kaalay ani markaan T.O imaaday maxaa iigu ganbisay? N: Goor maa imaaday? T: Yarta imatinkeega iska daaye wili waxaan kor kaa arkay adigoo aga gaarkaa Macmacaanka Al-Curaba bur ku ruugeysid oo nin koo gaaban oo yuul wallet kiisa gacanta ku heysta oo asaga u celinaayo.. N: Ala beenta daa wasaqyahoo madaxa weyn leh! T: see been ku sheegay! Ma anaanan ku arag adigoo 2000 oo jijimood qoorta kusoo gurtay sidii masaydii? N: Tuujiye your just mad because you did get a chance to see this beauty T: Beautiga aa sheegeysid waa xagee..ma soo jeedkaada mise siijeedkaada.. N: loooool..labadaba nooh!..loool T: naga tag geed yahoo looqabo in iyada iyo Opera Winfred hal meel kazoo wada baxeen! N: war bax geed yahoo aragiisa aad u qabtid in uu kazoo haray gumeysigii talayaaniga! T: Yarta showgaan ceyda looma ogala yaah N: anaa show gaan ……….! T: Alaa…yaa dhimbil dab ah carabka kuu saara! Bax naga hor dhaqaaq.. N: ok jaw…………..WAIT…… T: abaayo mar labaad intaa fadhiisatid kac yaaqee…baaaaaaaaaaba…. N: waryaa iga xishoo nooh baac yahoo T: ok Nova..you know you’re my home girl..me and you meeqa mar aan xitaa hal istaraasho isla isticmaalnay..I KNOW… N: so jaw hee Tuujiye T: fiiri jaw raqiiska ah maxaa waaye..Horaadkaa ma isaareysid markaa jaw I dhaheysid? N: war bax… T: ok he bax sii soco..lol Next Tuujiye sits with the one and only SULDAANKA from the thuged out streets of politics section in SOL… Wareer Badanaa!!!!
  11. Tuujiye

    Politicians

    Wale odayashii baa meesha iskugu soo ganbar qaatay oo shaax usoo doontay meesha.. War heedhaha meeshani waxee u baahan tahay odayaal dhaqan celis u keenee bal xagee laga bilaabaa.. Wareer Badanaa!!
  12. Aniga waxaan ka shaqeeyaa masaajidka xaafadeyda ... Wareer Badanaa!!
  13. Salama Caleykum Dhalinyaro.. I have noticed some people don't like the way I write here in SOL but you should all know by now that I don't care. taasi kow dhaha... This show is for mature people who could actually take a joke. I don't care if you see it as personal attack but walaahi I don't mean to attack anyone personally I just write what ever I want and tell the truth that some people hate to see. I have interviewed some of my good friends in here too for example Og-moti, he is someone I have never met in my life but I have found out that he is a funny cool person to me and I decided to make fun of him. Next it was brother Nur who I really respect but I know he is very mature and he will laugh and see this malaayacni thing I'm writing is just for fun; maybe he would wish me to waste the time in a good way..lol..NUR I do that too brother lol.. Then comes the cool guy CASTRO..loool.. Believe it or not I was getting bored at SOL till castro came along. .lol.. Castro gave me a reason to stay back at this place and have fun. Castro SXB waxaan U qabay in aan is fahmeyno so Raali noqo sxb ooyaaye weyn aa nugu noqotee..lol.. Kaaba laadar camal aa shib ii dhahday oo aduun igu soo fasaxday..lol..you reminded the new movie the interpriter2..lol..the man shaqada waa loo sameynaa nooh..lol. Waraa Cafis sxb but I know Rageedii aa tahay.. For the girl named Athena Abaayo horta you should know that I have nothing personal against you and I'm saying this in public now, But you should wait your turn for the show. aaaaaaaaaaa.. I have a special episode for you shaxshaxleyda..lol..But 4real get some dabeecad or borrow some from others. Abaayo I don't need to prove my man hood I am A MAN and since aa runta iga qaadan weysay is about time some one tells you the truth..you need to have an understanding and never to think everyone likes or would do things your way. You have to be an open person! But be open to knew Ideas, You don't have to so paranoid from me sis because In Sol everyone is Equal to me..I have friends in SOL that We clicked but is because of the same back ground just like How you have friends that you understand better. So As long as your a member in SOL, I will be talking to you and saying Hi with ilko waaweyn..lol..Like it or hate it..lol.. Barwaaqo or AERow maa is dhahday..lol..your cool laakiin ogow adiga xitaa nafta aan kuu keenaa oo maku cafinaaye so iska baashaal oo oohinta dhaaf. everything I write in SOL is not personal so if you take it personal nasiibkaa maraxyahee..chichi iyo fraga aaba isla noqoteen adi iyo sxbtaa..lol..fiiri Tookadaada show la sug too ok..lol.. PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE IGNORE THE SHOW...ANIGA QOF AAN CAFINAAYO MA JIRTO IN SOL XITAA KUWA POLITICS SECTIONKA ISKU JAR JARO..LOL..IYO GABYA XITAA..LOL..SO DABEECAD YEESHA OO MARKASTE YAA LAGA DHIGAN WAX MALAAYACNI AH WAX WAYN SIDII GABDHO YAR YAR OO ISKU QABSADAY JIJIMO..LOL.PLEASE PEOPLE HAVE SOME DABEECAD..LOL.. FOR THE MODERATOS I WILL DO MY BEST..BUT PLEASE CUSBADA IYO SONKORTA HAKA QAADINA SHOWGA..LOL..LEERTA NASIIYA KISTOO YAAQEE...LOL ps..sorry about the show xoogaa shucuuc aa soo galay but we will continue soon as possible.. Tuujiye will sit with NOVA next.. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  14. Yarka..QUCQAC..looooooooool..waraa qufac dhuus aa haayo hala yaabin..lol.. Qac meeshaan maxaa ka dhoocooyo nin yahoo xoogaa naga sii cashar in history..lol Wareer Badanaa!!!
  15. loooooooooool... waraa meeshaan wili mala is farafareynooyaana..waraada joojiya rabshada..lol.. AER..kaalay adiga saqajaanimada jooji nooh..ani hadalka markaan kugu dhahaaye nadiif uu ahaa markaas baa adiga iyo odayga indhaha yar yar oo budka gaaban wato baa boosaneero ku dhex riday..seecaml...anaa nadiifatul cadiima yaaqee... Athenaaaaaa!!!looooooool..lee you got eddited it..looooooooool..how does it feel?????..lol..Athena kaalay ZU adiga muu iska kaa dhigooyaa markuu dhaho saan.. Again..I should remind you that in SOL we do not tolerate belittling our members...so please refrain from those kinda of remarks... Thank You IF you do not comply...Then you will become a good friend with Legend's Sword the infamous Zar'roc... With Salaams ...aaaaaaaaaaa...Athena Duqaan iska qabo yaaqee.ani xitaa ma u bogin sabuurad tirtirkiisa..fulay dhulka loogu dhacay waaye..looooool.. Waraa ZU, waxaada aarsasho yaaqee seecamal..wax kaste aa sabaxadeeneysayee..lol... UD........you know me man...aniga wax sharci ah maba kahelo..meeqo MOD ee noo keeneyn..xitaa kuwii iigu dhawaa in SOL aa la iga soo horkeyne..wili waa taaganahay khadaafi oo kale..lol..Nuur Xitaa wee igu soo fasaxeen oo general section bakaarihiisa anoo maraayo lix aayad oo xiimeyso igu daqray..shiikh naxaayo ma aha.. LST waraa adiga sawirkaan qaabka daran naga badal waa ku tuugaa!! halahaas lee asxaan noogu fal..looooooool.. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  16. HElllllloooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! WLC back to the tuujiye show!!! I know the show was canceled but After getting some fundings from the newly allected Moderators is back online once again.......... Today on our show we have decided to go on the streets of General in SOL........Were we ran on some old school nomads....The first person I ran into was my good friend shiikh NUR........ Nuur: Islam is comming Islam is Comming!!!!!!!ilaaheey halaga cabsado.... Tuujiye: Salama Caleykum shiikh NUR N: *****eykuma salaam MR Tuujiye..keyfa xaalak yaa xabiibii..maasha allah!! T: shiikhunaa I have a question yaaqee can you help me? N: why not my friend! after you are a muslim brother right! T: Nacab ! Nacam! Ok duqa su'aashaan waxee ku saabsan tahay meeshaan SOL iyo sida ee wiilasha iyo Gabdhaha Ukala xishoodaan..I mean is it danbi in aan gabar iskala hadlo hadaa iskaga hor imaano jidadkaan SOL? N: waxee ku xirantahay waxa aad u danleedahay iyo qalbigaada. T: duqa, aniga horta qalbigeyga nadiif waaye kow dheh, ..koow.. laakiin no matter what some times sheekada gets heated and shukaansi waalan ayaa meesha ka dhaca! N: Tuujiye horta adiga waad jiran tahay..you are so young and wise but sometimes you are saqajaan oo waad dhib badan tahay.. T: shiikha see waaye yaaqee istaaqfurulaah dheh!! oo afka cimaamada ku tirtir!!.. N: dee waa run ina adeer..waad dhib badantahay oo gandhihii baad jidka u istaagtay! T: shiikha see waaye yaaqee!! gabdhaha iyaga aa tirada ka batay oo jidka cariiri ka dhigay, marka ani aan idin dhaafo lee dhahaaye nooh! kuwa asxaan lee u falaa oo buufiska iska rida aan dhahaa!! N: waryaa gabdhaha iska daa adeer aan kuu duceeyee... T: Nur somalia ka waran? N: maasha allah maasha allah! T: I see you loved your time their! N: oo yes..it was wonderfull T: so Duqa masoo guursatay? N: maasha allah maasha allah! T: numbarkee waaye tan hee..(lol).. N: waryaa baqti lagde edab yeelo T: su'aal lee weeyaan shiikha... N: Jawaabi malaha! T: Xadiiska qoray yaa soo diyaarshay saas? N: waryaa afaaraheyga kabax T: All I'm saying is that, wadaadada dhan labees ama sadaxees lee u tagaan Somalia, kowees waxee ka bilaabaan their local mosque..aaaaaaa.. N: Well Aniga kabax badeyda.. T: Nur your 100% the best man is SOL laakiin aniga waxaan jeclaan lahaa in aa noo furtid cashar muxaadaro ah oo gabar iyo wiil kuli u furan. N: and so what...that you could meet more girls? T: sheekh I'm serious man! maxadaro will do some shaqshaqitaan..wiilasha fiican iyo gabdhaha fiican aa isku soo baxaayo.. N: waryaa..diinta ha u isticmaalin dantaada yaah! T: shiikh cool ah aan kuu qabay laakiin mid xisbi ah aa igu noqotay.. N: War kuulkaada ma aqaan ee edab yeelo! T: Shiikh your in my show so edab yeelo! N: well sorry brother I should be going then! T: shiikh Sorry yaaqee xoogaa waa xanaaqday see waaye? N: Salama Caleykum tuujiye..ilaahey hakuu fududeeyo dantaada! T: Nur I still think your the greatest man in SOL. N: Allah is great! T: sax...Nur iisooducee in ilaahey jidka ii goglo oo barakada ii badsho aniga iyo inta dad aduunka ku dhibaateysan.. N: iinsha allah tuujiye T: ok...tahliil ii soo tuf yaah..laakiin candhuufta ka dhoor..maalmahaan kanooco aa la iska qaadaayee! N: war somalia lama joogo...ee waayahay T: Wadaadka...Wadooyinka Sol saas lee u taagnoo oo dadka kitaab iyo xadiith ku daqar.. N: war bax ee salama caleykum!! Next Tuujiye sits with VIDEL CASTRO aka CASTARIINA! Wareer Badanaa!!!
  17. looooooooooooooooooool Nuune............. Kuweesto jalboos aa ku qabatee..lol.. Kaalay, oo waxaan moodayey inaad dadkiinani dudeen ood guurteen ee maxaa idin soo celiyey? Perhaps we should have painted 'GOOD RIDDANCE' on the door in bigger letters? Yarta adiga kaalay fara fareeska naga jooji nooh aan kaa baa shaalnee...hadii kale runtii intaan ku dhibno aan dhuunta kuu galeynaa malaahi!...hadhootiina waxaa ku ordee Admin..but guess what this time the mods are baro family..loooooooooooool...Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq ee kugu tahay so faraha naga qaad yaah..lol.. Hey barwaaqo 4real laakiin how does it feel to be dulufle like me..with no garaado iyo wax la mid ah..lol.. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  18. Waraa madaxee saa u socotay maa hada keentay tuujiye garaado uu sheeshay....Waraa Ani Moderator markaan noqonaayo maxaa ii qabtaa..in aan ka haray gulwadayaasha kacaanka..loool.. Qac baaba waxba maku dhaafin saa u jeedid nuune xitaa wili waa niikinooyaa... Kabal of ciyaalka xaafada aa xoogaa laaluush loo taagay oo wee qaateen oo Moderaternimo ee naga raaceen..marka sidaas daraadeed waa in aan meeshaan wax ka qabanaa... Nuune kaalay adiga shicib maa tahay mise mina shiibiyo..waraa adiga aqbaar lagama sugaayo..anaga shicibka aan nahay adi atante aa tahay..lol... Qac'..checkmate aa garaado leh not me..lool.. Wareer Badanaa!!
  19. dadka xanaaqayo adaa kamid ah yaah..lol.. Waraa guur is oldschool.....bax Wiilo weydii..lol.. Wareer Badanaa!!!
  20. Jonny bravo and lexs..who is crazy enough to make you two a mod...I should be one if you two become one..lol... Wareer Badanaa!!!!
  21. Pucca AKA Baranbaro..loooooooooooooooool... Good luck yarta! Wareer Badanaa!!
  22. Pucca Sorry your too late we already got 3 Baro family members in their we don't need a fourth.. Wareer Badanaa!!
  23. When they were teaching sida wax loo dhageesto in school, geed aa hoos jiiftay, 16 neef aa durway ka ilaalineesay. Sxb ma ogid miyaa being reer baadiyo is a good thing now a days..After all people like your self ayaan u daanay reer magalinimada..iska heyso reermagaalka.... Wareer badanaa!!!
  24. ^^^^ day see istiraahdo...qaab keeda aad u qabtid mushabiyeeri qalale....... Wareer badanaa!!
  25. Waraa underdog out of all people ilaah aan kugu dhaarshay adiga maan wax kaa dhageysanaa? Wareer Badanaa!!