Wow, beautiful poems Simple_Sista and BOB. I haven't been on here for a while but I had to post a little something of my own (an inspiration from you guys). I Miss You I can feel it through my veins, Taste the absence of what remains, Prediction at it’s best, Yet you haven’t even left, I remain to disclose, I can feel it my bones, I’m missing you… A piece of me has fallen, Trailing right behind you, Waiting for you to pick it up, And return what you threw, You’re not even half way out the door, And it seems impossible, That I’m missing you… Is this what it’s like? The tension, the suspense, That you’d walk back, And come back to your sense, But you never left, you stayed, You never really was gone, I must be insane, Because I’m missing you… .:love and peace:.

1- When a man has a birthday, he takes a year off, why does a woman take 10 years off? Is that a trick question? 2- Should you never run after buses and women, as you will always be left behind? If you keep running, eventually she will notice that because of your loud gasps of breath...she will slow down only to let you catch up but then will continue whether you stay behind is your choice. 3- Is there such a thing called "Little Lie"? It's niether the truth nor a complete lie, but it satisfies both ends which justifies the means. So yes, there is. 4- Do women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition? I don't think so. 5- How is it that a two-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 10 pounds? Who said this? Where? How? I never had gone fat over chocolate maybe icecream but never chocolate! Wait...this has nothing to do with me. But none the less, I think the chocolate had hidden ingrediants. 6- Why is it that if you grab the remote control and flip the channels, it is Ok, but if a man does it, it's Annoying? Because it is! 7- What would you send to a sick florist? Give her the 2 pound chocolate with the secret ingrediants. 8- Is it true that women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the streets boldly and still think they are attractive? ... 9- Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise? Vacuuming, dishes, cooking, sweeping and moping...Yes then thats aerobics. 10- Don't you think that beauty is only a light switch away? Not if your mugly. That might take a plastic surgeon and a lot of help. Why is man the only creature that goes to sleep when he is not sleepy and gets up when he is sleepy? Dude! Not only men, women too...seriously! If I said anything that offended you, the post will self-destruct in thirty seconds! .:peace n luv:.

Have you ever tried rolling your eyes to the back of your head? It's fun, try it. But don't stay that way to long, it might get stuck! :eek: And thanks for noticing I'm back Wilo! What's popping man? .:peace n luv:.

Interesting, weird, cool, bizzare, original story! I like the whole plot but the lines are cheesy...Please don't hurt me for saying that and if you feel offended the post will self-destruct in thirty seconds. P.S. Did I mention I'm back? Oh yeah, I did. Ignore this as well. .:peace n luv:.

Ahaha! Thanks for the warm welcome Nuune. You still have your witty remarks I see. Maac Maac .:peace n luv:.

What? Did you say another year has gone by? I thought we were in 2003. Seriously! Lions, tigers and bears oh my! Lions, tigers and bears oh my! Okay On the real though, I want to save money for the first time in my life instead of wasting it on trivial things. Damn me and my shoes and purses and anything else I wasted money on. I don't even wear them any more! I think I'm getting carried away. I will leave now. P.S. I'm back! .:peace n luv:.

Hey peeps! Guess who's back? Back again? I am back Tell your friends! (Not that most of you care but anywho...) I notice this thread and it got me cracking up. Am I the only one who finds these postings funny? What we should all do is relax. Take deep breaths and raise your voice!!! I think our capability to scream is amazing, it might even help us in situations where a mass murderer is attacking you. So the next time your friends get loud, join. P.S. I missed this wonderful site! P.S.S. If anything above offended you, ignore it. It will self destruct in thirty seconds. .:peace n luv:.

Would I? Umm......NO!

Well since you guyz are on this topic...I am not and I repeat I am not the next Trina wannabe. I like that title cause it soundz fresh and classy. yea...thatz all...bye bye. .:peace n luv:.

^^Ur being sarcastic, right? LOL Anywayz Pearl what happened happened, just thank Allah nothing happened and next time be careful and don't let anyone in. Who knows it could be a pakistani next at your door (kidding). p.s. I usually act like I'm not in the house when someone knocks on the door that arent my friends or my mom's girlfriends. They end up walking away, it works like magic . .:peace n luv:.

I like any subject that allows me to piss off the teachers. Make them work for their money!!! LOL. I'm evil eh. Okay seriously, I love World Issues N International Law Studies. Interesting stuff. .:peace n luv:.

I like any subject that allows me to piss off the teachers. Make them work for their money!!! LOL. I'm evil eh. Okay seriously, I love World Issues N International Law Studies. Interesting stuff. .:peace n luv:.

Thats A Joke Yo! Lol. Steam. Ahah. Well I think what makes a women beautiful is when she knows she beautiful. I'm not talking about being concieded or snobby. .:peace n luv:.

I understand how fusterating it is to see sisters and brothers change over night from better to worse. But there is no point in telling them they getting dumber or they're losing culture/religion. We've tried many times, now we just gotta let Allah take care of it. "Only God could judge them". .:peace n luv:.

You tell'em Girl! .:peace n luv:.

That's a good one styll. I'ma add to that. What Have You Done To Me? What have you done to me? My wounds they will not heal, The blood of my vains are pounding, The pain is just too real, I close my eyes and take it in, But I can still feel, What I lost I can't get back, My nightmare is too real, I only wanted to be loved, It's hard to conceal, For your love I did anything, I just can't help the appeal, I loved you so much it hurt, Wish you knew how I feel, And after all that you left, My heart won't seem to heal, One by one things seem to come to place, Which so much revealed, Showing the truth, the real you, The real things that you do, Taken by the devil himself, I lost myself, in you, And now I lie here, So confused, Motionless, this pain taken your life, I ask myself, What have you done to me? .:peace n luv:.

the Greeks and the ROmans, i never really heard of the Africans and their many inventions of math and science!!!! Where do you think they learned that from? Eygpt. Do you think that the pyramids fell from the sky? It took alot of accuracy to make a pyramid that is perfect square at base. The knowledge of Pie (mathematical term) needed to be known. And last time I checked Eygpt was in AFRICA. Girl if you don't believe me check back in History, and I mean really dig deep, cause there's alot of misconception. Roman's and Greek's take alot of credit. And I'm not saying Africa was ALL muslims but those few taught the rest many things (etc. how to be clean, how to have lasting agriculture). Well anywayz I'm not here to change your mind about anything. So you do what you gotta do and I'll do the same. .:peace n luv:.

"Black" is used as a negative word. People take it to the next level making anything thats black seem "ugly", "dumb", "ruthless". Obviously you and I arent as black as a blackboard. But why are you pushing yourself away from being called or considered "black". Don't let the negativity of a few people determine how you face reality. Reality is black is beautiful. Now, as to where we came from, we are AFRICANS, we are now as we were a million years ago and we will be even if "plates shift". Africans shouldn't be determined by those who know NOTHING about being African. Did you know as Africans we were the first to find out how to treat a laboured women by cleansing the hands, while in Europe women die of birth to a child. Africans were Musliims before it branched off to other religions and because of that Africans learned how to do many things like build pyramids (Yes Eygpt!). Where do you think the "famous" philospers learned their theories? Where do you think they learned science and math? All from Eygpt. Hannibal an African man took his elephants to Rome to take over the Romans, 15 years he ruled over Rome and Romans were deadly afraid of him. When Africans took over Spain in 800 BC Africans overpowered it for 600 yrs! They created beautiful buildings that still stand TODAY! There are so many things history proves that Africans were mistreated/misunderstood. Im babbling on...I must go. I'm just saying although I wasn't a slave to the Europeans I am proud to be black and be African. But first and Foremost Somalian. .:peace n luv:.

Men Fall In Love With A Fantasy, By Peter Mikelic When men fall head over heels in love, its not with a woman, but a female fantasy, a vision fuelled by our unrealistic expectations. Being a male in this male-dominated society may have its benefits, but a long-term emotional relationship isnt usually one of them. In the past, the test of man-hood raged on battlefields as warriors and defenders of territory or tribe. Women were forced to breed from the strongest males, who themselves shot-circuited their emotions inorder to provide for their families and ensure survival iof the clan. Many men will love countless women in a self-absorbed attempt to prolong sensual bliss, but will do so without touching or being touched in an real emotional, pyschological or spiritual sense. One of the unsolved mysteries is that men miss sex when they dont have it but often find it intolerable when they do. Many men simply want short-term benefits without long-term responsibilites. Men have been trained for generations to be warriors and workers, movers and shakers, generals and gentlemen, politicians and professionals but not taught how to feel or convey genuine human emotions. That's why, men are manily confused by loves absurities. What do you guys think of this article? Do you believe it's true or not? I've found it interesting but I'll only say that much. .:peace n luv:.

The mall is the place to hang out. That's why people go there. Like I said, there are many things to do at a mall. Where else would you chill with your friends? The Museum? I think not. Malls were made for people. And you noticed I said "people" not Somalians. Look around a mall and you see a wide assortment of races. If you ask "why" one more time I just might BLOW UP! :mad: .:peace n luv:.

You are right that many muslim youths are lost and many youths listen to rap video's. But alot of youths know what is going down with America and Isreal. It's something that's not hard to miss. It's all around us in the Media. So we really don't need a wake up call. The Media has awakened us long before this Group have. .:peace n luv:.

Then Move Already . LOL. I Love T.dot. Can't explain the vibe going down here it's just something you have to experience. .:peace n luv:.

Good Idea Styll. I need some relaxation skills. Hit me up with a few tips to just chill and have time for myself. Im always doing something for others. It's all about ME ME ME now. .:peace n luv:.

lol, i love the guy, i was kinda hoping u were a guy though, crab!!!! He is a guy. Lol. Head OF Way tell me if I'm wrong. .:peace n luv:.

A List of Cities Would Not Be A List Of Cities Without Toronto. T.dot is the Place to be. (In the Summer). .:peace n luv:.