My reputation already in tatters ..dont want to make it worse. So I will rephrase it: Any chance of a rendezvous with the old flame There must have been a reason to reopen old wounds.

Dabshid That is 2 hours drive..if I recall correctly. Dont eat too much, crank up Quran and open your windows and enjoy. Just watch those crazy drivers.

I was gonna say something..but you will only accuse me of something

^ You completely got me wrong Che Check me out on the Islam section.

I only watched it once Dahia and Lily. I know I was astounded these nubile young thing parading and being proud of his plaything. Sahuur la'aanta ayaa madaxeyga khafiifisey. Sorry girls and guy

Dabshid Another thing that puzzled me is: the medicine available that youmention, does it bring any enjoyment? You see..I dont think so. Therefore It wont give hugh the inclination. Dahia That is quite an allegation young woman lol

Dahia He has first lady and 2 other girlfirends apparently.. I know the money is alluring but to have THAt in your bed..frankly it doesnt bear thinking about.

I couldnt wake up to have my suhuur last night. I am paying the price now. The weather is awful. Qaraxii Boosaaso sounds appealing now So Does anyone know if Hugh is sleeping with all his women?

Hefner Trash I know..But I always wanted to know. PS How are you today? Not cooking anything? Lily I finish 4.30 as I have decided to work thru my lunch hour during this month.

Is Hugh sleeping with all those women?

He sure was.

Inkaar bey qabaan. Where will the money go now?

Of course, a rat is much worse ugh!

I found once jilbis in my shed. I wasnt scared one bit. Do you know jilbis? oh yeah, a bad a*ss one

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Ms Dhudhu [btw,Dudu in swahili means bug ;D],thats the spirit. What is so demeaning about the word Bajaq? [/qb] If you are implying that I am a bug, or bugging you..bugger off then before aan kugu kaalifooteyn! Can i call a man bajaqloow?

Ngonge's wife spots a snake on the sofa and she calls out to him , screaming "GET THAT THING OFF MY SOFA", and he runs screaming and wailing whilst jumping up and down..then he calls 999. Then they wait in the kitchen, under the table, underneath buste. Cakuyee nin!

Darn..where are my manners? oh yeah they departed with the word bajaq! welcome back

The way this geezeris being welcomed, it is like he is aw geedi shaambow reincarnated!

Paul Stokes Telegraph Women who use make-up on a daily basis are absorbing almost 5lb of chemicals a year into their bodies, it is claimed. Out-of-date lipstick may be a hothouse for bacteria Many use more than 20 different beauty products a day striving to look their best while nine out of 10 apply make-up which is past its use by date. Dependence on cosmetics and toiletries means that a cocktail of 4lb 6oz of chemicals a year is absorbed into the body through the skin. Some synthetic compounds involved have been linked to side effects ranging from skin irritation to premature ageing and cancer. Richard Bence, a biochemist who has spent three years researching conventional products, said: "We really need to start questioning the products we are putting on our skin and not just assume that the chemicals in them are safe. "We have no idea what these chemicals do when they are mixed together, the effect could be much greater than the sum of the individual parts." Mr Bence, an advocate of organic beauty products, believes that absorbing chemicals through the skin in more dangerous than swallowing them. He said: "If lipstick gets into your mouth it is broken down by the enzymes in saliva and in the stomach. But chemicals get straight into your bloodstream, there is no protection." Warnings over using out-of-date lipstick and mascara have also been issued by the Royal College of Optometrists which believes such items are a "hothouse" for harmful bacteria. Clio Turton, of the Soil Association, said: "Many women are using over 20 different products a day, bombarding themselves with hundreds of different chemicals. They should be asking themselves 'is that eyelash conditioner really essential?' " Among chemicals under scrutiny are parabens (para-hydroxybenzoic acids) which are preservatives used in products including soap, shampoo, deodorant and baby lotion. Traces of parabens have been found in breast tumour samples, although its link to the development of the cancer is disputed. Sodium lauryl sulphate, used to help create lather in soaps, shampoo, shaving foam, toothpaste and bubble bath, can cause skin irritation. The Cosmetic, Toiletry and Perfumery Association said there was no reason for worry because the products were covered by European Union rules requiring them to be safe. A spokesman said: "The cocktail effect is an urban myth. We do know how different chemicals react individually and can predict how they interact with each other and this is taken into account when the safety of products is assessed." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/06/21/nbeauty121.xml

FB All those happens because of corruption. Funds that should have been allocated to alleviate the above-mentioned hardships are disappearing. Authorities are helping their own folks, whilst ay iska indho tiraayaan daryo xumada ka jirta meesha.

^ Good call Not the dirham thing..greedy pseudo arab!

Man Takes A Bath On Plane PETALING JAYA: According to the Chongqing Morning News, a worker from Chongqing who was traveling by air for the first time mistook the washroom on the plane for a bathroom, tying it up for half an hour while he took a bath inside. A middle aged lady passenger was the first to notice that something was amiss. She’d seen the man enter the washroom not long after the plane had taken off and then stay inside for a long while. Other passengers needing to relieve themselves had to line up to use the other washroom. Some passengers began discussing the peculiar situation. “Could he have fallen ill inside? Or perhaps fainted?” However, they could still hear the sound of running water coming from inside the washroom. The stewardess knocked on the door, asking “Is the passenger inside alright?” But she received no answer. A sharp-eyed passenger noticed that water was slowly seeping out from the crack under the door. The stewardess kept knocking on the door, but continued to get no response. A few minutes later, just as the stewardess was ready to take emergency measures and unlock the door with a key, the passenger opened the door from the inside. Washroom Was In Disarray The passenger - a tall, thin man in his 30s – was naked from the waist up and dripping wet. The stewardess also noticed that the washroom was a mess, with water everywhere The man reached out his right hand and asked: “Miss, is there any shampoo? I’d like to wash my hair.” The man, who was traveling back to Chongqing from Nanning (the capital of Guangxi) had been impressed by the services and amenities provided on the plane. He said: “I’d originally gone to the bathroom to relieve myself, but when I found out there was hot water available he decided to take a bath.” He said that he had been staying in a place with terrible living conditions while he was working in Shenzhen, so he wasusually only to take a bath once a week. And even then, he had to boil the hot water for his bath by himself. So when he discovered that there was hot water available from a tap, he decided to take a bath. He even said: “I noticed the plane had food and drinks, so I thought that they would also provide shampoo for bathing.”

Gambia's president, Yahya Jammeh, claims to be able to cure the disease by rubbing a green herbal potion into people's bodies Whaaat? A UN Aids official who criticised Mr Jammeh's claims was expelled from Gambia. What did he expect?

Contact the head of African dept or his office. They may able to help. Good luck with studying

HIV-infected condoms sent to kill Africans, claims archbishop Chris McGreal, Africa correspondent Thursday September 27, 2007 Guardian Mozambique's Roman Catholic archbishop has accused European condom manufacturers of deliberately infecting their products with HIV "in order to finish quickly the African people". The archbishop of Maputo, Francisco Chimoio, told the BBC that he had specific information about a plot to kill off Africans. "I know that there are two countries in Europe ... making condoms with the virus, on purpose," he alleged. But he refused to name the countries. He added: "They want to finish with the African people. This is the programme. They want to colonise until up to now. If we are not careful we will finish in one century's time." His views have prompted outrage from activists trying to combat Aids and help sufferers. They described the statements as ridiculous. Medical specialists said it was impossible for the Aids virus to live inside condoms for any length of time. Marcella Mahanjane, a prominent Mozambican activist, told the BBC that there was no evidence to back the archbishop's claims. "We've been using condoms for years now, and we still find them safe," she said. Nonetheless the archbishop's comments are likely to undermine the Mozambique government's campaign to educate people about the disease in a country where about one in six of the 19 million citizens are HIV-positive and about 500 people are infected each day. Health specialists say that views contrary to scientific orthodoxy on Aids are frequently seized upon by people looking for a reason not to use condoms or by those reluctant to take the antiretroviral drugs, the main treatment for HIV infection. The archbishop is widely respected in Mozambique, in part because of the leading role he played in brokering a peace deal to end a 16-year civil war in 1992. The Catholic church has resisted pressure to amend its opposition to the use of condoms despite the Aids pandemic. Archbishop Chimoio told the BBC that abstinence was the best way to fight HIV/Aids. "If we want to change the situation to face HIV/Aids it's necessary to have a new mentality. If we don't change [that] mentality we'll be finished quickly," he said. "It means marriage, people being faithful to their wives ... [and] young people must be abstaining from sexual relations." The archbishop's comments echo the scepticism over Aids found among leaders in other parts of Africa, notably neighbouring South Africa where the president, Thabo Mbeki, has questioned the link between HIV and Aids and suggested that antiretroviral drugs are so poisonous they are more dangerous than the disease. Aids education has been undermined in other parts of the continent by leaders who back cures that show no signs of overcoming HIV. Gambia's president, Yahya Jammeh, claims to be able to cure the disease by rubbing a green herbal potion into people's bodies. Patients have been referred to the president by the country's health ministry. A UN Aids official who criticised Mr Jammeh's claims was expelled from Gambia. Guardian Unlimited © Guardian News and Media Limited 2007