Originally posted by Cara: Hello women. I thought it's your ears that itch when someone is talking about you, Ms DD. Maybe you bit your lip because someone is thinking about your lips oooh err you coul corrupt an innocent mind lady

Waan is qaniiney. I am sure someone is saying something about me somewhere. My lips are bleeding and has been for the last 30min. About this Sheikh, it must be your new abaya Ibti lol

Originally posted by NGONGE: Oh stop being spoilsports. It's one of the privileges of parenthood. There are more cruel ways to discipline children than smacking. I never smack anyway. It is more fun to kick a chair, pretend to punch a door and stamp your foot on the floor. It makes them think that the smack, when it comes, will be a mighty painful one. It is like that huh? That sounds petrifying to kids really. I will have to sue my parents now..Getting their kicks like that.

Ibti Life has already sent me to rehabilitation. I dont need another lesson. Thank you. Ps So far I got 2 men for the project. Tomorrow at 11, at the shop. But Sayidoow sir, even in the world of democracy people do vote for themselves. So back to the drawing board me old mucker

I wont vote till at least someone vote for me for something..i dont mind even if it is for the worst hairdo!

Salaam Since there is no way of knowing it, it is better to ask them for check up for any STIs. That is the next best thing. At least he wont bring you any diseases. Same goes for those men who married before you. Bro Nur Not every family is keen to find a man for their daughter. It simply isnt our culture. With regards to fatal attraction, men can get pretty obsessive too.

Originally posted by Nephthys: Another troubling trend among some Somali women is 'revenge sex.' They sleep with their used-to- be-best friend's husband as a way of evening the score. Waaba iskugu dhaartaan, 'Hadaanan ninka ka cunin naag ma ihi.' Pathetic, walle! Naah? this happens? Cant help but think that men get the better end of the deal here. There must be better ways to get revenge.

Originally posted by nuune: xabiibtii qalbigeyga aa tahay, xabadka aa iiga taalaa, laabta adey kuu buktaa, shafka warkiisaba daa, beerkeygu waa baxsad adiga daraadaa waaye, wadnaha bu'bu' baa ka yeerayo, miyyirkeyga aa tahay, maankeyga aa ku dhissantahay, madaxeyga kama baxdin cawo iyo habeen, halbowlaha dhiiggaad dhex qaadaa, oogada dhammaanteedd baa ku tabto, aragtidaada iftiin ay ii tahey, muuqaalkaaga dayyax waa iiga daranyahay, dahab ceyriin aa tahay, dhayman aa tahey, saqdhexe adaan kugu riyoodaa, subax uusan diiqu ciyin adiga daraadaa ayaan dhafoorada u qabsadaa, intee iga jirtaa, ii soo dhawoow, aan ku dhadhamiyee dhidid baa iga da'ayee, dhabtaada isaar aan dhutiyee, dhibicda roobka udgoonkeeda aa tahay, qaanso roobaad oo kalaad bidhaameysaa, kaalay agteyda imoow, aan shaaheynee, xasuus aan galnee illamaa goortii aan is baranney, naftu waa qaaliyee qalbigaad igaga jirtaa ee bal adna keyga soo gal si quluubteenu isku daalacato. Walle waan sarqaamey. Let me get my breath back bal!

Malika Reer xamar sound is quite novelty, till milixa laga badbadiyo. But my one was reer bari, and i couldnt hep but picture images that wasnt the direction he was going for. segsi reer xamar shukaansi "abaayo saakey biyo aan ku qubeesanaayey ayaan kaa dhex arkey"

Ever went out with someone who couldnt speak one word of English and tried on your person? Not a pretty sight. Ibti darling I know I am old as qaxwo is old past time of mine. PS Did you find that peice of xalwo last night? looool

Malika lol I think i will reserve this convo over koob qaxwo and xalwo. I have seen few men hiding in this room.

Misleading interpretations. No one deserve this. Shame on you Roobleh for even suggesting it. Almost everybody condemned the killings but they also reminded us what is happening in the rest of the country. That doesnt say "yep, you deserve it". Try again my dear.

By the time i got home, labada indho waan kala heyn waayey. lol@somethings are best said in Somali Try to flirt in Somali .."haye malab, soo dhawoow dee, dhexda i qabso"... What is moe worse is, speaking dirty in somali. I have never heard anyhting more ridiculous

Good Morning ladies Ladies have lot say..not all are PG rated.

Howdy partners.. I had no idea this corner was truly free male zone, having read hunky's and hotties of certain SOL bloke.. Why would u wanna extract their sex goddes SS..waaban garan la'ahay. That sort of thing we dont like us somali women

Take care of the little things, major stuff will take care of itself. We have people of both ends. Better to be moderate

Samir iyo Eemaan Sayid. May Allah grant him highest level of Jannah and MAy Allah give your family sabr and patience to go through this dificult period. I honestly can not imagine what you are going thru.

Not a single muslim friend before? wow ANyhow I actually agree with Ibtisam. You cant be close friends (i.e can not be your confidante)

Seems JB and I aa ku jarribnay.

SS Something like that would be great. How many of us we wished we knew someone well, before we fell head over heals Maybe someone should set up a service. We are new immigrants and obviously something like this doesnt exist. But Lily has a point, you can find out someone in no time. I knew someone who met someone else online, within 6months they got married but she found out his clan, and eventually found out that his mom and her mom were best friends 50yrs ago and the family know each other very well.

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: Yaa yidhi soomaalidu romantic maaha ?? ,,, walee hadaad arki lahaydeen siday odayaashii hore islaamaha ugu soo gurguuran jireen saqda dhexe inaydaa waxaas ku hadasheen ,,,, lool JB Walle war waaye iyadana. Changed my perception of somali odey. Now Every time i see oday, i get this image

Salaam aleykum That really happened Nur?

lool nuune ..lafihii romance in lagaa siibey baad moodaa

For she is jolly good fellow, for she is.. you know the rest May Allah give you ibtisam the tawfiiq to use the degree something beneficial for you and the ummah inshaAllah..aameen. Congrats sista

There are grey areas, but unless you have been thru them, you dont know what it feels like (without sounding patronising). Having said that, there is a lot to be said for honest and monomogous relationships.