Ms DD

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  1. looool Cabdiyo I am suprised they resisted this long. Maybe waa xishoodaan
  2. Please forgive me JB for you are about to die.. And I forgive you.. It could be true, it may never happen. either way as ibti said, try to live your life this way. PS. Pay off all your debt...just in case
  3. salaam people waaz up? someone called at 8:15 to be precise. dont they know I am heavy sleeper? lol Dont like the snow..only like it on post-card.
  4. NUUNE what is with you and exercise. It is like the cure for all diseases seem to be exercise.
  5. cheeky I dress up just for you baby-girl..so i look nice..hence my lateness lol sheh.
  6. Ibtisam Do you know what time it is? It is still 3. Nobody eats dinner imminkan
  7. I think it is the method of advising the person rather than the advice. It is always welcome but how it is delivered mainly lacks adaab. I was once showing around a non-muslim friend (she became muslim alhamdulilaah since) around the masjid and it was time for prayers. i got up to pray and my other friend wasnt praying. So she sat down with the non-muslim friend. After the prayers ended, this lady came, gunning for us and screaming that we shouldnt be in the masjid when one isnt muslim and the other isnt praying. That was nice intro for the nun-muslim girl.
  8. Dee meesha waad nagu cidleyseen.. and you know what happens when somalis have free time on their hands..wey isku so jeestaan. Toast indeed! But they are harmless bunch. Soft hearts and head to match. I dont mind them
  9. aah Lily. I get you. those dont make sense at all. lol CL, maashaAllah, you are so clued up. No wonder the old man is hooked
  10. Walaalo, Dont show yourself up..oops, That train has long gone, hasnt it? Quit while you are ahead. I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
  11. I should have heed the warning. I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it.
  12. bedroom bra? what are those?
  13. lol lily apparently I had to, otherwise she couldnt fit. I believe in them..cos i am standing like 15yr old. CL My first it was, but wont be my last. But getting fitted every 3 months..I am meant to? Looks like going to be violated once every 3 months?
  14. What are you implying A&T? That i am older than you? farancab 88 posts before the month is over?
  15. lol xidigo Ka daa inamaha There would be no women left without sperm.
  16. Farancab is your cousin too? Must be that tuulo aad ka timid! It should be crime for you guys inaad tarmataan.
  17. Actually my brother's friend's bro and 3 of his friends were conned out of £20k. £5k each. This was after they were dined at Hilton, invited to a house in Chelsea by some sheikh from Nigeria. Last time i remember they and (a gang from Ilford with guns and machetes) were looking for this sheikh. Suckers!
  18. lol@handsome Maa saas i dhahdid! not He is bit forward..aint he Anyhow it is friday and I am in the forgiving mood today.
  19. No problem. Make sure you ask for a gay one then
  20. lool ibti Naa heedhe, I dont want you imagining me when we see each other dee. CL Fitted every 3 months..do you change drastically like that? it is my first time ever to get fitted. probably i am like those ibti is talking about Sheh I hope so..i so wanna hear another round of Jinn stories.. What s more shocking..is my size.. I will tell you this over dinner tonight (if i can make it)..Wallahi i never knew how far i was off
  21. Facts Khalid? What do you call facts bal? Bal orodoo salaad soo tuko and ask for forgiveness.
  22. Yup..everything perked up now But baring all to complete stranger, without taking me to dinner..strange one remember sheh few second pleasure in your mouth, lifetime on your hips..wasnt there saying like this?
  23. hello Edit Maashallah..being so proud of the kids. Allah will reward you for that. We underestimate most kids' potential Sayid.
  24. I was told that 2 no-hopers from distant family went to their little tuulo with £250k each. Distributed $4k to each family in the whole tuulo. You can imagine ducada lagu tuurayo.
  25. Chance would be a fine thing A&T. I would probably karbaash him with my dacas.