Fantasising Ibti..nothing more, nothing less . But please find muxaadarrooyin for me... Need to strenghten my eemaan as you can tell. I almost commeneted on money's thread about urinating whilst standing up!

well.. I should have clocked on then! lol Save the chocies for us.

oh he is pretty? I hadnt noticed

Mine was: "I am ready to have babies, and you seem alright sort of person and we aint getting any younger ( i was 25 and he was 35), so lets get married, but you gotta wait till i finish my pre-reg where I will be based in another city. Then we get hitched. It makes perfect sense and very practical" Worst Wedding Proposals of 2008 Compiled by Anja WinikkaAdd page to favorites Sometimes proposals don't go just like you imagined ─ here are 8 not-so-perfect examples… Slept Through It "My proposal was a surprise. The night before it happened, I had a minor disagreement with my fiance and I went to bed early. In the middle of the night, the phone rang and it was him. He said "I came like a thief in the night to profess my love. Will you marry me?" I thought he was messing around. He said he was serious and that I should check my hand for the ring. There was no ring. Apparently the ring had fallen off and I was lying on it." Vegas, Baby "I was eating lunch at my desk two weeks after starting a new job. Joe called me and asked if I'd like to go to Vegas with him that weekend and spend the rest of my life with him. There was no bended knee, no handholding, no eye contact, no kiss...I just said, 'Um, okay,' and he responded, 'Okay, love ya. Bye!.' Click." Showered With Love "As I was showering, I saw him walk into the bathroom with his laptop in his hands. It was playing a romantic R&B song called 'Let's Chill.' He placed the laptop on the toilet and started dancing. I thought he was nuts and started laughing. He then proceeded to step into the shower with all of his clothes on. I shrieked, 'What are you doing?!' His response, 'Baby, I love you.' I shrieked back to him, 'I love you too, but get outta here. Your clothes are getting wet!' Then he slowly bent down on one knee, took out the ring box, opened it, and asked me to marry him." Up High and Uneasy "At the last minute, we decided to climb Snowmass Mountain in one day. It's a 14,092-foot peak and all the guidebooks say that it's a two-day hike. At the top, I plopped down on a giant rock. Travis came over and held my hand. I was so sick from the climb and the altitude, I quickly pulled my hand away and told him I thought I was going to puke. He took my hand back and said, 'Don't throw up, marry me.'" Déja Vu in Paris "On our first night in Paris, Paul suggested we go to the Eiffel Tower. At the top, he reached into his pocket to dig out the ring, and I blurted out, 'I can't believe Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes up here. It's so ugly!' He didn't propose then. Before we left for the airport to return home, we were sitting in this garden behind Notre Dame. Paul explained he didn't really enjoy the vacation because he was so nervous, and then told me that he had tried to propose on the trip several times. I felt horrible and sat silent for a few moments before he said, 'I can't take it anymore!' and got down on one knee in the middle of the park and proposed." Bite Your Tongue "I guess he had planned on proposing the next day when we had plans to go hiking...but he got tired of waiting. So at around 11:30 p.m., he woke me up and said, 'You really need to come outside and see the stars.' Half asleep, I got up. With two sweatshirts on (complete with hood) and socks pulled up to my knees, I walked out onto the deck. 'Okay, what did you want me to see?' I asked. He pointed into the middle of nowhere and said, 'I think that's the Milky Way over there...' Not convinced I said, 'Shut up, you don't know what you are talking about. I'm going inside.' And by the time I turned around, he was on one knee." Murky Water "While scuba diving together, we got to about 15 feet and the visibility of the water was horrible. He stopped and made us kneel on the bottom of the ocean floor. He kept pointing out to sea, then pointing to me and then to himself. I was confused and getting upset because I didn't understand what he wanted. I started to cry and tried to surface. When he came up, he said, 'I was trying to ask you to marry me!'" With Extra Cheese "We went to Chuck E. Cheese's for some really bad pizza and fun games. Once we were done, we went to exchange our tickets for prizes. I let the guy know that I wanted the pink star ring and he proceeded to pull out a blue ring box. Inside the box was a piece of paper that read, 'Do you want to trade?' and a blue plastic ring. Yeah, I wanted to trade -- I wanted the pink star! I l told the guy and he just stared at me. 'Uh, are you sure you don't want to trade for the one behind you?' I turned around and I saw JJ on one knee. Was he really proposing at Chuck E. Cheese? I started to laugh and said, 'Yes! Of course I'll marry you!'" The Best Wedding Proposals of 2008 Compiled by Anja Winikka Add page to favorites We've heard it all, but these extra-unique proposals topped our list for the year. Story Book Proposal "He took me out to dinner, and afterward we went to Barnes & Noble. We meandered over to the children's books section to pick up a few Christmas presents, and then he pulled a little red book off the shelf and said, 'Oh look, what's this?' The book was called, Fun with Emily and Jarrod, kind of like a Dick and Jane book, but instead, it was the illustrated story of our relationship. He read it to me, and at the end, the 'Jarrod' in the book had a pressing question to ask the 'Emily'...and he pulled out the ring and proposed! The last page of the book said, 'The beginning...'" A Real Winner "The date of a triathlon I was competing in happened to fall on the two-year anniversary of the night I met my fiancé. After a 1-mile swim, a 24.2-mile bike ride, and a grueling 6.2-mile run in the hottest part of the day, I rounded the corner and headed for the finish line. My friends and family were cheering as I crossed it, but then I received the biggest surprise of all! Right at the finish, Brian was down on one knee holding my finisher's medal and a ring!" Magazine-Worthy "My sister, who was in NYC doing an internship at US Weekly magazine, asked if she could take pictures of me holding the magazine for a project she was working on. When I got to the "Shopping" page, I noticed a picture of a really cute dog in an ad. I thought, 'He looks just like my dog, Aspen.' Then I realized that it was my dog ─ and he had an engagement ring. The ad included my name in big letters, and read, "Will you marry me?" Then my now-fiancé came out of nowhere, got down on one knee, and proposed. For the next week, I continued to get emails and calls from people that knew me and had seen the ad in the magazine. It was amazing!" Artfully Done "We were at the museum, and in the middle of one of the exhibits was a timeline about scientific discoveries and advancements. At the end was a slideshow of pictures of us and our families that he'd had the museum add. It read: 'On February 16th, 2008, Will discovers that he is a perfect match with Andrea.' As soon as I saw it, he got down on one knee and presented me with an engagement ring." The Right Words "He took me to a local rose garden to play Scrabble. It was a travel Scrabble board where the letters stick in place, so when I opened the board and saw letters already in place, I thought, I don't think we were in the middle of a game. I took a second look, and saw that he had spelled, "Laura, will you marry me?" When I looked up at him, he was on his knee holding out the ring. We haven't taken the letters off of that board since." Swimming with Dolphins "On Valentine's Day we found ourselves on a small island just off of Paradise Island swimming with the dolphins. They did the cutest tricks: danced with us, kissed us, and dove to the ocean floor to retrieve 'presents' for us. James' dolphin came up with only a pebble, but my dolphin handed me a big white box, in which was my engagement ring!" Top of the World "My dad had plans to fly to a business meeting in a helicopter, but things fell through and there was an extra seat, so he invited me to go up with him and my mom for a ride. We flew into the Rockies and were getting close to Fisher Peak when my Dad said, 'Hey Cas, what's that?' And there was Evan on the highest part of the tallest mountain holding a sign that read, 'CAS, WILL YOU MARRY ME?' My mom passed me a gift bag with a ring inside. It usually takes about four hours to get off of the mountain, but Evan was on one knee at our front door an hour later."

Marka aad ku qaangaarto xero qaxooti.... no I am not gonna say anything.

young lady adiguba warkaaga waa i soo gaaray. Look-a-like waan fiirin for u

My my Maxaan qalnaa caawa? The return of the mack indeed. No more suffering indeed for Marcus.

Sometimes I wonder whether Ngonge was a woman in previous life.. The dude is Gooorjos for sure. That is what I meant. He is surely wasted on singing for blokes in such close proximity..

Where has he been?

oh I am in love

Eat it ibti, if the coplour didnt change. Bismillah is enough.

It wasnt all for nothing. I studied at school of hard knocks. Such experience at such young age prepared me for life. I am not ciyaal mama like you

Just for 2 years. These stories in qaxooti camps feels very familiar.

Music with Chewing Qat Stress Relievers for Some Written By: Moneer Al-Omari (YEMEN POST STAFF) Article Date: December 22, 2008 The rate of people suffering from endless frustration has been increasing over the years which in return made the need for some forms of stress management tools that people can use daily necessary. Many people started to look at music and qat as their preferable therapy. When merging both, stress tends to decrease, at least for a while, as qat chewers enjoy time far away from the problems of everyday life in Yemen. "Stress goes away while I listen to music and chew qat", said 18 years old Akram Mogbil Ahmed. "When I chew qat, I must listen to music. If there is no music, I go sit in my car and listen to cassettes", he added. Women are not left out as young ones prefer to listen to Sana'ani music while chewing qat. They believe that Sana'ani songs are affectionate and have admirable melodies. The new generation of teens who chew are crazy about Gulf music while chewing. "When I listen to modern music I have a lot of fun, but when I listen to traditional music, I don’t feel the same," said 21 year old and Thamar University student, Fadl Ahmed Yahya. Even those who have religious backgrounds have their share in the matter but in a different way. They tend to listen to singers who lead the nasheed (Islamic music), for the reason that the songs address real-life concerns, and open a new scene for youth to follow religious guidelines. Older versions of nasheed are still around, especially ones that focus on sadness themes. A qat session doesn’t always include music nor is music always required when chewing qat, but for many who chew qat alone, they enjoy listening to music. “When alone, it is almost impossible to chew without music. It is the companion that does not bother you,” said Muneef Saleh Al-Ariki, a unuversity graduate, who has not found a job four years after graduating. Young people nowadays even chew qat in their cars, and in some cases would not hesitate to open their car windows and shout songs out loudly. Sociologists pointed out that music motivates brain activity that corresponds to the sound of the music. They also explained that music enables the brain to move into a calm state easily. Unfortunately, this phenomenon can be very negative for children, adolescents, and adults in the near future, for it can be a tool to ignore responsibilities and live life freely. "When I have a bad day, why not sit back and relax myself by putting my favorite song and chew qat," said 16 year old student Hiash Faisal. Medically, many people throughout the country have internal illnesses; however, ulcers and heart attacks are the major illnesses people have as a result of stress. In the past, Islamic songs were restricted to spirituals performances on some occasions such as childbirth, deaths, and other religious celebrations. However, throughout the past 10 years, nasheed began addressing not only religion, but also public life and social problems as well. From a religious point of view, Islamic Law professor and former head of the Faculty of Law Sana'a University Hassan Al-Ahdel stated that a song that includes musical instruments or describes a woman's body in the way that raises the desire of a man is forbidden in Islam. Further, Al-Ahdel added that songs that don't include music and encourage soldiers to fight in the sake of the country are allowed in Islam. Meanwhile, he added that if people are mentally ill, and are advised to listen to music then it's allowed for medical reasons. source

This baby above scared me wallahi. When I saw how big the pic was lool Waar soo noqo Ngongo. Ibti will protect you lool

I must be the only one oo kaa fakarey. To help you overcome your fear. You should be grateful, you ungrateful fuley! Seriously though, adiga oo kale should be locked up in a room with this baby cuddly harmless cutish toothless never-would-hurt snake No more being scared of it. You will end up cuddling it.

d/p

Good afternoon Steps to avoid snakes 1- If you happen to come across a snake in your house, the first thing to do is to resist the urge to attack it with a broom or stick. 2- Sometimes the snake will be on a floor surface. If so, the best thing to do is to place an object over it like a heavy blanket. The snake should immediately calm down and will feel secure if it can not see what is going on outside the blanket. Placing heavy objects like encyclopedias around the edge will prevent the snake from slipping out from underneath it and going elsewhere. This will buy you some time to get help. 3- The next thing to do is call Animal Control and get them to send an expert to collect the snake. Usually they will catch and release it far from human habitat. 4- If the snake is found in a drawer or somewhere difficult to access, leave it alone; move all family members away from the immediate area and, most of all, do not attempt to interact with it at all. Call the PDSA or RSPCA, and get them to collect it. If they do not have a snake catcher they will contact a trusted professional. 5- If you come across a venomous snake in the garden: get everyone away from it. If human life is in danger, you may need to kill it, use a long-handled, broad-edged *** to chop the snake in half. Other tactics include spraying it from a distance with a high-pressure hose or opening sprinklers. This will persuade the snake to leave the area. 6- Next, find out why the snake came to your area. Do you keep rodents or birds? Are there birds nesting in your garden, do you have a rodent problem in the house or garden? In the USA, this can be problematic because animals like chipmunks and squirrels are common. Snakes, however, like mice and rats. Again in the USA, where buildings are made mainly out of timber, rodents often find shelter in the space between the exterior and interior walls. If you hear scratching noises or find evidence of mouse trails in your kitchen, get an expert to solve the problem. Remember, no mice, no snakes! 7- A mouse can easily get through a hole the size of a pencil. Make sure there are no holes in your walls. Fill them immediately. High-pitched sound devices are now becoming a popular way to discourage vermin from entering homes; evidence shows some positive results. Having such a device installed might be a good idea. Remember, snakes always follow their food source. 8- There are 4 venomous snake species native to the United States. The Rattlesnakes, Coral Snakes, Cotton Mouths, and Copperheads. Rattlesnake species are easily distinguishable by their rattles. Coral snakes are brightly colored with red, yellow, and black. Harmless Milksnakes also have red, yellow, and black stripes, but in a different pattern. Remember this rhyme to tell the difference. "If red touches black, you're ok jack. If red touches yellow, you're one dead fellow." Cottonmouths are a dark blackish gray or olive green, and are found in or near the water. Use extreme caution around these skakes as they can be VERY aggressive and/or territorial, even to the point of pursuing an intruder. Copperhead's are named for the coppery appearance of their heads, with the rest of their body being a tan to pinkish color with darker hourglass shaped markings running across the body. The Rattlesnakes, Cottonmouths, and Copperheads arer all members of the Pit Viper family, and have a distintive triangular shaped head. If you're in the U.S and the snake doesn't fit this these descriptions, the snake is likely safe to handle, but remember bites can still hurt even if they aren't poisonous. Warnings Snakes can kill. Do not attempt to handle them if you are not an expert. Do not confront the snake. From Wiki That is my sadaqo for the day.

US Aide is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Is a brazillion more than a billion?" Another way to entertain yourself: Find an anagram of your name, and report back to us: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html Forgot one more show: picture of my boobies

Where are they anyway? Meeshu wey qalsheybe

Aaliyah Are you ok darling? I was just teasing you. I hope you didnt take me seriously.

lol ibti I always thought something was brewing. Now we are back to the drawing board. My phone is off some reason. But I will arrive on time inshaALlah.

What has happened to the flirtation between you guys?

lol, we cant all be like you sheh dear How are you anyway?

i am back