Kuleelahaa ugu daran nuunoow Malika Qof iga daran walle! Sayid There is secret that men can hide? non-existence my dear

I had these full of Mills and Boons underneath my bed. I scoured all the libraries in Brent and Barnet and in the end I had to go to other boroughs to find fresh material.. I loved reading it, till they got too racy for me. Diamands in places i didnt know existed and cocaine snorting and not the conventional way either. Ah the memories.. I learnt somthing though. Wasnt waste

Hey Lily I am hoping you, faheema and ibti could join our Pussi Cat SOLers. As you can see Ibti is dying to be a member. Nuune Walaaloow bisad oo doolli (jiir for our northerner friedns) cunta, wax ka nafaqa badan ma jirto, haddii aan protein raadis iga tahay. Sayid That is profound. Except there is no such thing as making more money than the wife can spend. Nin walba ushii loo dhiibo ayuu ku filan yahay. Ibti my dear, you are idealist. Smart wife will have her own savings (from his cash)set aside. Besides socks and wet towel on the floor, you train him from the get go.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: Nuune-Waraa qarka ha,iga tuurin Ibti-You make it sound so dirty..me like that lool CHe.. man after my own heart lool You guys know jaceyl fades after he leaves his socks and pants on the floor and wet the floor. Money has staying power all the time..unlike some men

Che I think Iman is hot stuff..even at her age. But then most somali ladies are beautiful..in me opinion. Ibti Next time, get your tracksuit bottom and practice 'all the single ladies' moves. Then you can join the cult

I read this: Do's and Don'ts of Cultivating and Maintaining a Platonic Friendship with a Woman You Would Otherwise Want To Have a Relationship With and Quite Possibly Marry. DO play and replay scenarios in your mind where you come out and declare your true feelings to her, whereupon you proceed directly to frenzied yet sensitive, passionate, and completely fulfilling love-making. DO NOT actually attempt this. DO rehearse elaborate and impassioned declarations of your love DO NOT ever let anyone hear you doing this. DO NOT ever actually give her the speech. (Instead, drop little, enigmatic, self-deprecating hints to her, and then agonize over why she does not pick up on them.) DO listen to all her problems with men: No matter how many times you have heard her make these same mistakes (with other men), DO NOT get so entranced by her soft, full lips that you lean forward and kiss her. (Fantasize about it instead.) DO feel the knife twisting and your insides tearing up as you listen to this DO develop a gnawing enviousness that grows into an insane jealousy DO commiserate with your close guy friends. See who can come up with the most heinously painful story about "The Treatment." Shudder in unison. DO NOT confide in any of your female friends, because: They won't understand. They've done it themselves. In fact, they enjoy doing it. They'll think you are talking about them. They are obligated to pass on their knowledge to the Psychological Warfare Division of the Sisterhood to Destroy All Men. DO get drunk and maudlin about her DO NOT get drunk and confront her If you do reveal your true feelings to her while drunk or in an otherwise abnormal or altered state of mind (incl. unwarranted happiness, ridiculously deep depression, brain fever, etc.), DO deny and disavow all statements the next day. DO say how it would be such a big mistake if you were to get together with her. DO joke about it afterwards. DO NOT cry, break down, and admit that you have been carrying a torch for her for ___ weeks/months/years/aeons. DO NOT consciously avoid her for the next two weeks (avoid her unconsciously). DO curse yourself for being a miserable, spineless, pathetic, emotionally-stunted fool. DO promise that you will change, that things will be different. DO NOT actually change. DO agonize about whether to sign letters to her "love" or "your friend" DO NOT pretend you are kissing her when you lick the envelope. DO vacillate between fearing that she will discover how you feel about her and hoping that she does. DO seek out opportunities to hug, air/cheek kiss, and give/receive back rubs DO NOT let things get out of hand (if this should happen, apologize profusely and disavow everything) DO become trapped in a shallow, meaningless, lifeless relationship. DO NOT actually seek out a secure, quality, lasting relationship, as this would interfere with your fantasizing about her DO complain bitterly about this awful relationship to all your friends and to her. DO create a web page that is vague enough to be relevant to the masses, yet specific enough so that the one, special platonic friend you've been carrying a torch for reads it, comes to her senses

But this is 2 way daneysi. He gets jiggy, she get the dosh. Win win situation. What is with you and goodlooks Che..Someone this morning was telling me how ugly they find Iman the model..while i think she is hot.. So it is subjective. But for the sake of the discussion, he finds her shamalitaqtaq. edit Naa heedhe Ibti, why do u assume it is about me. You know my position..Money over love anytime. Words such as hired dont come into it. Believe you me..with every relationship, there is nothing that is for free

Waan sugi...Malika Horta..does it matter to you guys if the lady you are marrying doesnt find you attractive but your wallet alone?

Well nuune I just found out that the chinese import cat (bisad) meat and make delicious food with it in the UK. Now I have forbidden myself to eat any chinese food..even if muslims make it. There is something sessi about a crying man. Che..pls ii soo duub bal codkaas Malika Young lady..havent u forgotten something? Now I am getting rides everywhere, iga filo agtaada anytime.

Salaam I attended this last year in London. It was quite inspirational and very relevant. I never looked surah al Baqara the same again. Abu Salam I dont receive those reminders anymore..perhaps it was for a year only and it ended? Allah knows best.

Hey Malika, che and nuune Che Ma hurdadii baa kuu goysey maanta?

salaam to all how are we today?

Waraa nuune..awguuriyo nooh for coming of age. Now faceena ayaa nagu soo biirtey..Although I gotta ask daawada timaha soo bixiso..Dont think I havent noticed

looool Orange What was ur nick before?

Ma kalifooteeyaan si fiican hadeyba wax sameeyaan :::::::

How come I am not included in the troll list? After all the hard work i put in.

'The phones began to ring in Jack Straw's constituency office late last week, and the questions that the callers asked were always the same: was the Justice Secretary really stranded in Africa with no wallet? And did he really need $3,000 to get home?' OK, so he (or well his staff) fell for one of the oldest scams in the book. Big deal! Well, it is, because Straw represents a government that is planning to hold the largest amount of data on all of us in a true Orwellian style of Big Brother intrusion into our lives. Now, imagine the chaos that would ensue if some of this data got out to our Nigerian friends. link

Salaam trolls We cant have this thread on SECOND page, can we?

I think he is misunderstood young Marx. We need to be easy on the young.

Salaam to all Ibti..Your reward is with Allah anyway. I get taken in from time to time myself. Laakin waan ku tashtaa.. It is bit like shopping in souqs..You cant help but that somehow you have been ripped off. It is part of the experience.

OO intana maka wadaan?

Journey thru hereafter by Tawfique Choudry I honestly cant say much about this subject. But having listened to both and like their talks, I am in no position to side with anyone. It is just sad that the sheikhs have to air their difference like this. Cant they do it behind closed doors? we cant afford to divided like this. This rift reminds me of the one between sh Yusuf Estes and Sh Hamza Yusuf.

Propoganda.com Waa sheeko macaanyihiin hablaha somalida.

Ma ila aragtey Faheemaay? It is far from abused and used. In fact, she aint stuck with one iska dhoohan , who wouldnt know madax from majo.

Stop playing with words. "used" is disgusting word. I prefer to think that variety is the spice of life. Besides this lady has no faith to limit her.