I will bet ibti. Waad naga yara dalacdey ma istiri. Remember ..my old banger waa lama huraan. Ok..wax yar oo masaxid buu u baahanyahay, in windscreeen gacanta lagu hayo oo la tirtiro from time to time, but it takes you from A to B. In that case, Lily's friend can come.

loool ibti Did you hear that I bought mini? We are 5 you know, and the car will fit. I know some of us have lost few pounds too

JB Does boombolo mean anything to you? This is in reference to something we talked about yesterday. Hello to all trollers I feel good today for some reason. Must be qolkeyga uunsiga aan ku shidey.

Hi CL Where will you be taking the naps? In the office closet?

I know how u dig somali dance. I am more into hiphop dance (although cant dance to save me life). I would love to see u dance woman. Good to hear ibti that you are all clear. Tell me..how often do u go to the 'gym'? I would love to get all that exercise. I wish you guys were close. Edit Ibti, I am walking with my laptop hanging from my back like little baby..lol I walked to the shop and i will walk back later. If it stops raining. I know the 'busy lady' is gracing us with her presence tonight. Lily could swing by my place too

Salaaam all

Originally posted by Malika: ^I believe the attitude of most Somalis in terms of viewing marriage[man or woman ],has contributed alot to the 'divorce rates' in our community,we are quite careless in our thinking.The amount of time,I have heard advice,that actually contribute to the breakage of a marriage is countless,its rare for us to advice anyone to stick to their marriages or struggles[not desparation]to find the ideal partner. Perhaps fighting is the wrong word,but seeking, I mean actively seeking the man for you isnt something to be ashamed off.Marriage is half of ones imaan,so why not actively seek that half of your imaan? Preach on sista!

Wallee waad iigala hormartey..I find him funny Sheeet!

I got Blue then Gold. And i dont recognise myself.

Dont you think the man is legend Malika? Faatiha furid marnaba qofka ma oranayo NO, however give credit where is due. Taallo is coming up .

lool Che and SS Order boys order, form an orderly queue.. Geeljirayaashi from Qardho iyo Taleex baa idinka soo horeeya. Che U like budh dheh? Nooocaas yaah..Khatara sani bro. Caadi ma tihid.

SS Shukaansiga taqaano waaba tame eh? Is this what you call shukaansi? You should see Che in action...woowee lool Disclaimer: Wasnt the subject at anytime, anywhere in this lifetime or any of previous lives.

kixkixkix Che..Sheekada waad badashey..doing it and doing it with..wey kala duwantahay Bal 21yr old..wax inoo sheegaya.....Waar xishoo

Stoic Dont worry walaalkiis, your turn will come Everyone is allowed one Ngonge post, at least once in their lifetime. It is a must.

Originally posted by Cara: But hold on. So there are people you DO actively imagine doing the nasty?? Very good question Cara. I am trying very hard to imagine just anyone...but I cant! Maybe ..just one bloke

Your trip for somaliland has to be memorable my dear. I hope it will be a trip that you wont forget. But as a fellow soler i have to let you know what could happen out there, especially miyiga. Pooor pooor Bindi..I hope you dont meet the same fate as Bindi. Terrier Alert: Python Swallows Pet Dog A distraught woman has told how a python devoured her pet dog - including the collar and name tag. Python Swallows Pet Dog Patty Buntine became worried when her Maltese terrier-cross Bindi failed to show up for breakfast at her home in Australia's Northern Territory. "She was always there so I got worried and went to look for her," she said. "I went around the side of the house and that's when I found the snake. It couldn't move and had its head up in a striking position. "It's belly was bulging - it looked like a great big coconut was inside it. I knew straight away that it had ate Bindi. "I felt terrible - it's not very nice at all to think my little dog went that way." She told the Northern Territory News that three-year-old Bindi was a lively and agile dog - and was shocked the reptile managed to strike her. "She was a little smarty pants and would race away if she knew you were going to bath her or take her to the vet or something," she added. "She was always darting all over the place. I don't know how she didn't realise this thing was creeping up on her." She called expert David Reed from Reedy's Reptiles to collect the snake. He said: "I've had a lot of calls about dogs that have been bitten by snakes, and I have even had an olive python that had eaten some new-born puppies, but never one like this. "The maltese terrier was 5.8kg, and the combined weight of the olive python and the dog is a whopping 16kg. "Therefore, theoretically the weight of the snake is around 10kg, meaning that the olive has consumed 60% of its body weight in a single meal. "It really is amazing - it's equivalent to a 100kg man eating a 60kg steak, or an average 16-year-old teenage male." Mr Reed said the snake was still digesting its meal a week later. link

Naa heedhe Ibti Why am i removed and not the others? Yaanan kaa dhex hadline hadaa upset ga dhigto. Is ilaali Che Those you dont want imagine include parents. Dont want to imagine,

salaam trolls Che Kuwaasaaba ugu daran. She So sidaa maaha?

loool Sheh That is fantastic....Get ready girls, that is gonna be you girls at my wedding. Learn the moves now

Superior of course. English is marax, bilaa milix next to Arabic.

No. Arabic is.

Read the comments..I echo their sentiments. He will never be loved, even if he came to the fold. Why cant he and Ed Hussein just do their reversion on the quiet? I am fed up with "oh i was a extremist, now I have recovered, pls love me now".

Siren sis surely there must be a better way to express oneself without being vulgarly explicit about it. There's a lot to be said for subtlety.

Aaliyah Sis All i am saying..it doesnt matter the gender of the poster but what he posts. It wasnt like we want to marry them or something. So it really doesnt matter honey. We need to lighten up

No room for somali ladies in politics? Not if they start talking to their vaginas!