Jacb I certainly wouldnt be happy with some of frolics that occurs here

See..I dont get upto anything. But yeah, he is aware of it and sometimes reads it.

I personally would disown them and forbid them to never darken my door. But killing them..subhaanallah..these people are mad!

Indeed to Allah we belong and to Allah we return May Allah (SWT) Grant your father Jannatul Firdous, Ameen May Allah answer our Duas inshallah for we also will surly face death also. May Allah have mercy on everymuslim's death and may Allah make us those who remember him with much rememberence so that we make the right choices in this world. Ammen to all of your continous duas.

I wonder if the married folks on SOL tell their spouses what they get upto on these forums? I will bet some of the wives have no clue

lool Xan.. It appears that you caused a furore with the weaker sex How does one flirt with a hot geel jire? Would he even get the picture? or would he pass by the niceties and get down to business (asking parents for your hand in marriage )

Kreepy Kid Unless you are bloke enjoying detoxiation with his summer flowery dress, I always assumed that you were a bloke. Northerner Bal u sheega what? That the decision they make now will forever haunt them if it aint the right one? I know the feeling very well. It is better though that they make their own decisions rather than blaming for you for a course they dont enjoy/succeed.

I am intrigued with the hot geel jire. Tell us more

Maxaad cuntaan when you eat at these restaurants?

War Hunguriyow beryahan Lazy baan ku soo baxay..bal talo keen He washes his socks lately. Hawsheydii waa gabay lol@duck tape. Oh Lily, I didnt put you down as the kinky type

Inshallah safe journey Xanthus. That not good review. I wanted review like Val's where she made Down Under sound like xeebtii al jazeera

Paragon Thank you so much for this trip down the memory lane. After Kismayo, The tiny doon dropped us in the middle of ocean..well actually we could see Malindi. The Italians swam to help us, and we were fed and clothed by the authority. I have never seen anywhere more beautiful than Malindi. Then we were tranfered to Showground and from there to Utange. I saw bits of Mombasa and its amazing food. I missed Mombasa and now I am thinking of changing my holiday destination to Mombasa since you have done so well in selling to us Where is the best place to stay?

Personally I see nothing wrong with Ms Selfish. I find her to be go-getter. Scrach my back and I will scratch yours seem to be fair and erm excellent quality. Of course, as long as she is doing her share (not forgetting) for the charity cases, kudos to her

^^ It is breathtaking..Makes me wonder why people are fighting so hard to move to Puntland/Somaliland when we have janna here? I could almost smell beertaas. It reminded me of beeraha Janaale. Oh what I would have given for a peace in Muqdishu. Regardless of where my qabiil is from, Muqdishu is still the place I call home.

Sophistafuncta You sure did rant about my views few pages ago. The difference is..I have proven track..have you? Joking aside, everyone have different ways of achieving their marriage bliss. Yours is different to mine. I was feminst once. It doesnt manifest better into reality unfortunately. But you have to realise that no one is forcing anyone else to do what they dont like. Marriage is give and take. I didnt suggest for one that ladies have to be doormat. My quoted comment "Be his maid and he will be your slave" wasnt one that demeans the women. We have roles, and it doesnt bode well for a soceity when our roles get mixed up ( I know I will be battered for this) Now about that fat hairy short lesbian, Lily is withering about, where can I get her as I want to employ her whilst I am away on a business trip to look after my home?

It defies logic to call someone Muslim if they have renounced the faith. The Court is creating an illogical fiction because the reality makes a mockery of such a judgement. It is no use in saying that it is the law of the country. We dont accept other man made laws, why should we accept this? This isnt about Islam by the way JB. It is about people misusing it. Stop using every obscure story as a stick to beat your former faith.

hands, mouth, shaabuug (ouch) shumac (double ouch) Why did the word 'Miyookoole' come to mind? This is where I will leave the convo

Do you honestly think that the lady in that picture is actually there? But I hope you notice that I admired the wonderful scenery and the ancient drawings By the way..criticism in general you dont recieve it too well. So even when someone compliments you, you take it as criticism.

Originally posted by me: quote:Originally posted by Ms Dhucdhuc & Dheylo: What other options? If I understand you correctly Che, no other option can replace the real deal. It certainly cant replace it for a lifetime. Eedo are you really counting on a lifetime?...you dont have to answer this. You know what I mean . When the couple are in their prime, that is when it matters.

Zafir..what do you mean? Me Sex plays big part within a marriage. Imagine a 30 yr old lady kept her virginity for her husband. Whilst living in country like UK, where sex is everywhere, she kept her chastity. It was struggle. Then she got married to man with a problem in this dept, what would you suggest she does? Bear it and grin it?

What other options? If I understand you correctly Che, no other option can replace the real deal. It certainly cant replace it for a lifetime.

If the women cant satisfy her man, there are other options open to him if the couple agree. However what other options does the woman have if the man suffers from pe? I was told that it is quite frustrating for the woman!

No they shouldnt. Otherwise one will risk being satisfied elsewhere. Therefore..for the sake of everyone (especially for the woman), i would leave the man if he is impotent or suffering from premature ejaculation. Islamically..this is also allowed and path that is permissable.

^^lool Cara What was the question eedo me?

That is the scary part. I always picture NG chasing Val round the set of the soap Neighbours. Disturbing image! welcome Val and dish the dirt of on those ausies. I personally wouldnt fly there cos of my vericose vein problem. About hunky overpaid hollywood men..Nicholas Cage is man's man. He is hot.