GUESS WHOSE BACK (THE ONE AND ONLY) ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

GUESS WHOSE BACK (THE ONE AND ONLY) ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

GUESS WHOSE BACK (THE ONE AND ONLY) ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

GUESS WHOSE BACK (THE ONE AND ONLY) ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

u cracking me up ma nigga. ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

that's some funny shit cuzin. ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

shit, MATAAN, ur hilarious my nizel ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

lol. LADY FATIMA, if u only knew how fine the brother is, u wouldv'e learned how to dial in a fast way. anyways, stay sweet abaayo ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

lol, thats some funny $hit cuz.

Originally posted by mataan: Faarax is 22 years Somali gizza living somewhere in the west. He has recently for a job in restaurant in the city. This following is his actual job application. NAME: I got 2 names: My Real name Farah Warfaa, the one on my passport is abdi mohamed SEX: Yes. Twice a week. DESIRED POSITION: I would love to be the CEO of the company but now anything that will pay for my 2 magin. DESIRED SALARY: However much you wanna pay me to top up my DSS doll. EDUCATION: Yes and No. LAST POSITION HELD: Senior Muqayil (if u know wat it is). SALARY: I forgot, I think it was something like £3.60 per hour. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: Building Tower blocks when I am high (murqaan) and destroying them in the morning. REASON FOR LEAVING: Suspended due to lateness and chewing on site. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: How many do u have first? PREFERRED HOURS: Anytime after 12Noon, thats when I wake up. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Depends what u mean. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I do but it doesn't run so I would rephrase ur question to: "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: yes and no. DO YOU SMOKE?: Smoke what?... Benson yes, weed no. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Somalia with a fabulously wealthy wife who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: If I am not, you will not give me the job would you. SIGN HERE: Jama

LADY FATIMA, apology not excepted, unless u give me a call that is. ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

lady fatima, oo yadu miyaa waalantahay markee waxaan noola'imanayso ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

i came in anyway, damn sister, u r bad. p.s i meant that in a good way ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

MAN, ONKOD you are one smart somalian brother. and LADY FATIMA, is speaking on the phone with other women for hours considered carrying a mission? you cracking me up wallahi! ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

reer koonfureedka waxaan oo kale kuma dhacaan miyaa. just wondering ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

LADY FATIMA, khaladaa iga fahantay walaal. BAYDAN, runtaa waaye, am a sensitive khaldaan. ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

ooh yeah while am at it let me post some funky shit yo yo yo i flow for those who cant talk/ visualize for those who cant see/ kick dust for those who cant walk/ search answers for those who cant seek/ battle for those who cant fight/ and fo sho rep those who cant speak/ if u dont know who i be/ get to know before u judge me/ who gives a f@ck though, knowing my raps are essential/ fully insuring me, more like prudential/ through the good times or hollow/ when i didn't even have $hit to swallow/ passed time with rhymes, but they named me MR. WAALOW/ but my scriptures made me realize that goals are achievable/ state them clearly and your life will be inconcievble/ try and see/ u might need some time, but it wont cost u a fee/ well, it aint hard to understand my diction/ but i tell it how it is, and none of that is fiction. PEACE 4 NOW I KEEPS IT BREAF ENOUGH TO LEAVE U IN DISBELIEF ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

ooh yeah while am at it let me post some funky shit yo yo yo i flow for those who cant talk/ visualize for those who cant see/ kick dust for those who cant walk/ search answers for those who cant seek/ battle for those who cant fight/ and fo sho rep those who cant speak/ if u dont know who i be/ get to know before u judge me/ who gives a f@ck though, knowing my raps are essential/ fully insuring me, more like prudential/ through the good times or hollow/ when i didn't even have $hit to swallow/ passed time with rhymes, but they named me MR. WAALOW/ but my scriptures made me realize that goals are achievable/ state them clearly and your life will be inconcievble/ try and see/ u might need some time, but it wont cost u a fee/ well, it aint hard to understand my diction/ but i tell it how it is, and none of that is fiction. PEACE 4 NOW I KEEPS IT BREAF ENOUGH TO LEAVE U IN DISBELIEF ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

ooh yeah while am at it let me post some funky shit yo yo yo i flow for those who cant talk/ visualize for those who cant see/ kick dust for those who cant walk/ search answers for those who cant seek/ battle for those who cant fight/ and fo sho rep those who cant speak/ if u dont know who i be/ get to know before u judge me/ who gives a f@ck though, knowing my raps are essential/ fully insuring me, more like prudential/ through the good times or hollow/ when i didn't even have $hit to swallow/ passed time with rhymes, but they named me MR. WAALOW/ but my scriptures made me realize that goals are achievable/ state them clearly and your life will be inconcievble/ try and see/ u might need some time, but it wont cost u a fee/ well, it aint hard to understand my diction/ but i tell it how it is, and none of that is fiction. PEACE 4 NOW I KEEPS IT BREAF ENOUGH TO LEAVE U IN DISBELIEF ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

ooh yeah while am at it let me post some funky shit yo yo yo i flow for those who cant talk/ visualize for those who cant see/ kick dust for those who cant walk/ search answers for those who cant seek/ battle for those who cant fight/ and fo sho rep those who cant speak/ if u dont know who i be/ get to know before u judge me/ who gives a f@ck though, knowing my raps are essential/ fully insuring me, more like prudential/ through the good times or hollow/ when i didn't even have $hit to swallow/ passed time with rhymes, but they named me MR. WAALOW/ but my scriptures made me realize that goals are achievable/ state them clearly and your life will be inconcievble/ try and see/ u might need some time, but it wont cost u a fee/ well, it aint hard to understand my diction/ but i tell it how it is, and none of that is fiction. PEACE 4 NOW I KEEPS IT BREAF ENOUGH TO LEAVE U IN DISBELIEF ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

hey ANSWER, HOLLA AT ME NIGGA. PEACE KING ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

hey ANSWER, HOLLA AT ME NIGGA. PEACE KING ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

hey ANSWER, HOLLA AT ME NIGGA. PEACE KING ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

hey ANSWER, HOLLA AT ME NIGGA. PEACE KING ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded

walaal i will tell u not to, because time goes by fast and u only have a year and a half left, so please "thug it out sister" i had a homie that dropped out of high school when we were juniors, guess what, am a junior in college and he is now trying to get a GED. so good luck ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded