Lazy I wish that would come true.Lakers happen to be the team I hate the most but if Shaq stays fit for the rest of the playoffs.There is no stopping him.They will have a 4th ring.

Scorpion Bahji Amazing if you learned all that Urdu watching movies. Akash Did you go over to the restaurant by NCA in the mornings.Is that place like it was b4 or has it changed. Malaika Aab nahi boolrahe agar aab Gulshan walee he or kahanse.

The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. "They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette." The ambassador looked pained and said, "Russian roulette is a dangerous game." "Right, that's why we invented African roulette, would you like to play?" "I'm not sure, how does it work?" The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude, came wiggling in, the diplomat explained, "Choose the one you want to give you oral sex." "That's a lot better and less risky than Russian roulette..." "Not when one of them is a cannibal."

Malaika There is no place like VA,DC area, much better than MN thats for sure. Zero meter larki,well its just a rarity here in N.America.That you gotta agree with me on.

Hibo This is the funniest thread that I have seen in a while.Funny in the sense that among the countless problems facing Somalis you picked one with the least bit of relevenace.Odor free Community.Thats funny. How about you pick something more urgent that needs to be redressed like education,healthcare,social issues like the alarming rate of divorces in our community and so on. Odor free community,how about we talk about things like Noise free Society after all we do talk extremely loud as Somalis.

Libaax There's just no one in the NBA who can defend against Shaq.he's just too big and too strong.I think they are in line to win a 4th NBA title.

Hey Sofine Thats where am at.Did you like your visit here then.

I hate to make this into one of those arguments of who is right or who's wrong nor sound like I have anything against Reer Bari or reer Mudug but this is one of those comments where people try comparing apples to Oranges. Bari Nomad and HornAfrique: The number of people killed in Hargeysa alone and the whole population of Mudug plus Bari ayaan isku mid aheyn.I do not have the intention of trying to even make you comprehend that but I thought maybe I might enlighten you with that lil bit info.

They say Ethiopians are the biggest Xaasideen in the world.They once asked an Ethiopian man if he had one wish,what would he wish for. He said he would wish for his my neighbour to lose both his eyes. Markaas HornAfrique is that your greatest wish,to see Somaliland in anarchy just because they have seceded.

Sofine You are so sweet.We are reminscing about the good old days back in the sub continent where life was easy and hussle free.

Aare Scorpion Baahji,kiya waah.Aare joodhonaa todha gabshabme idir jalraahe. Akash...Zero meter idir nahi milrahee.Agar zero meter jaye Somalia or gawn me jaw.

Malaika Woh be mera sheher.As in the case of most nomads I have lived both in Karachi and Lahore tho I preferred Lahore.Me soojra aabka Gulshan ka loog he.

Malaika Kiya,Karachi, saddar dhekawa or Zeinab market tora shopping kartiya.Karkar Hassan Square khaya or Coffee Sheraton.My fav movie theatre before was Capri laakin after while Nishat become da bomb,Indecent Propasal ki bhat.LOL

HornAfrique I never saw the word "violent" anywhere in the script or is that personal wish to see things in Somaliland turn violent. Keep praying if thats what you wanna see

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Damn right she can Thas funny walaahi

Akash Aare Sunno I am in the DC area.Gulberg kaisa.Woh kiya naam he,Gulbergki badha market ka,naam bul giya,used to hang out there with the guy who used to walk around with the huge bear and the monkey in tow.I used to play snooker at Barkhat Market ,naya Campuska peche.I loved Lahore in the winter but hated it in the summer.

Malaika Its just a deterent.They will never use nuclear weopons on each other.

Malaika Its just a deterent.They will never use nuclear weopons on each other.

Libaax/Northerner The thing that saddens me truly is the apathy of the Somaliland government in alleviating the plight of the poor.The Presidency is a stone throw away from the Hargeysa General Hospital and the only time the current president set foot there was a few days prior to the elections.Once elected its safe to assume that he will never see the inside again.The elite will continue to send their kids abroad while the people there suffer.I just don't know who long cycle will continue but thats pretty much how things are.

Guys stop picking on SamiGyrl.Its not Ethiopians that kill Somalis but rather Somalis that are killing Somalis.From all the wars that we fought as a nation against the Ethiopians we have never had so much death and destruction in any of these wars that we as nation have inflicted upon ourselves in the last 12 years, Somali againt Somali. I think thats the point that she is trying to raise time and again.I don't see anything wrong in her reminding us all that Somalis worst enemies are Somalis themselves.

I hope the Supreme court rules with a sane head.This is daylight robbery against Kulmiye.

Quote Then there's oil. The Bush administration knows it can't talk openly about selling Iraq's oil resources to ExxonMobil and Shell. It leaves that to people like Fadhil Chalabi, a former Iraqi petroleum minister and executive director of the Center for Global Energy Studies. "We need to have a huge amount of money coming into the country. The only way is to partially privatise the industry," Chalabi says. Ironically Iraq was the only nation among the Arab nations that had exclusive ownership of its Oil.All the other members of the Opec club jointly own and operate with Western oil congolomerates.I guess this means Chevron,Exxon or who ever they sell it to will get what they longed dreamed of.

Akash No disrespect but if all the Indians stand at Wagah border one day alone and decide to take a leak all at once,Pakistan will have a flood on their hands Seriously tho Pakistan I think is the only muslim nation that contionously devies American hegemony and I admire them for that.

Akash No disrespect but if all the Indians stand at Wagah border one day alone and decide to take a leak all at once,Pakistan will have a flood on their hands Seriously tho Pakistan I think is the only muslim nation that contionously devies American hegemony and I admire them for that.

Quote City City.. I`m from Lahore.. The City of Khans.. and the Land of Love, Suuno Kahanse...