He's so funny.The other day I stayed home and was flipping thru the TV when I came across Ellen Degeneres show on NBC and he was on it.He cracked me up BIG TIME..........

Looks to me like they have the same trainer in showing them how to pose for the camera.....

Akash I like your signature Akash.....

^^^^They say in Somali "Ninkaad kabaha ka toloneysid kabahiisa ayaa markaa hore la fiirshaa"

Winger I see you have made it across the Atlantic to Baltimore.How did you ever get past the INS strip searchs, fingerprinting and mad European disease tests they conduct nowadays....... Ka waran Baltimore ,any thing different than where you from?

Baashi Somaliland has never been known as a nation or people to use or commit ethnic cleansing past or present.Their short history as a nation has evolved around peace,reconcialiaton and forgiveness.Its also a term alien to our dictionery and way of thinking but unfortunately its one where other Somalis notably those residing in present day South Somalia(*hint* Afweyne,Morgan,Gaani,Abdiazis,Aideed,Dafle etc) have tried or continue to ....... Anyways here's an article about the minister in question......Enjoy WASIIRKII Puntland KA SOO FAKADAY OO HARGEYSA SOO GAADHAY WASIIRKII KA SOO FAKADATAY Puntland OO SOO GAADHAY HARGEYSA. Har(SNN)-Wasiirkii Waxbarashada ee Maamulka Puntland isla markaana ahaa Masuulka u qaabilsan Xaaladda deg dega ah ee gobolka Sool, Md. Xasan Maxamed Dhiilood, oo Doraad ka soo fakaday Maamulkii u hore uga tirsanaa ee Puntlant, ayaa galabta fiidkii soo gaadhay magaalada Hargeysa, ka dib markii uu saaka ka soo baxay magaalada Burco, oo uu xalay saqdii dhexe Guure ku soo galay. Md. Dhiilood, oo ay weheliyeen Maayarka Ceerigaabo Md. Maxamuud Xaaji Nuur iyo ku simaha badhasaabka Sanaag Md. Cabdi Casiis, waxa galabta Fiidkii markii ay soo gaadheen magaalada Hargeysa lagu dejiyay Hoteelka Hargeisa Club, oo Amaankiisa si weyn ay xoojiyeen Koox ka tirsan Ciidamada Booliska Somaliland. Md. Dhiilood, oo ay hareero Fadhiyeen Wasiiradda Arrimaha Gudaha, Hawlaha Guud, Cadaalada iyo Wasiirul Dawlaha Arrimaha Dibadda, waxa uu sheegay inuu aad u daalanyahay, oo uu Shir jaraa’id qaban doono sida ugu dhaqsaha badan “Waxaan aad ugu faraxsanahay inaan dalkayga dib ugu soo laabto, waxaanan ka mahad naqayaa sida magaalooyinka Somaliland laygu so dhaweeyay” ayuu yidhi Md. Dhiilood oo daal ka muuqday. Hoteelka Hargeysa Club, ee Wasiirka ka soo goostay Maamul goboleedka Puntlant lagu dejiyay waxa ku soo qamaamqay dadweyne aad u farabadan oo isugu jira reer Hargeysa iyo kuwo ay Md. Dhiilood isku beel ka soo jeedaan, iyada oo Masuuliyiin ka tirsan Xukumadda Somaliland kaga hortageen Kaantaroolka Dhinaca Berbera ee magaalada Hargeysa.

Pearl Nothing wrong with a lil potpouri of curry and Lacoste.......Heard thats an instant turn on.You gotta try it to experience..........

Originally posted by Athena: ^^ U seem to think Somali ladies cant cook either, WHO EXACTLY can cook in ur humble opinion Gediid? Pakistanis? U a curry boy? Just the thought of curry gets my taste buds rolling Athena.....I would pay a thousand camels for a Mali women who can mix that sh!t as good as any Paki...

Originally posted by Mobb_Deep: If it makes uncle Gediid feel better, Ceerigaabo is yours. Forever. Don't say that to the sons of the city like Sophist. unless he defected recenlty na'mean PS: Gediid, odeygii dhalay dadkan aad Puntlanders ku sheegto oo dhami wuxuu ku aasan yahay halka aad ka hadlayso. So long for the Kismayo comparison na'mean. Hadal waxba yaan lagugu daalin saaxib. Half of the ancestoral fathers of Somali clans are buried there Mobb but you dont hear them claim Ceerigaabo.Sophist can huff and puff all he wants but it dont change the reality on the ground..

^^^^ Baashi had same thoughts myself.. Kheyr is absolutely right tho white folks and Americans in general just dont know squat about cooking.They suck big time in that departtment.I had this guy once bragg about how his wife made an "exotic" dinner the night before and to my total surprise the exotic dinner was none other than baasto with home made sauce........Makes one wonder what else taas eey ku ficnaan laheyd.

Mobb please spare us this qiiro jabaan.You make Erigabo sound like the retirement city.I personally approach issues I know I have no answer for with a No Comments attitude.I dont make things up out of the blue and expect people to be fooled by it.The only person your remarks are fooling is yourself and no one else saaxiib. PS: Who ever told you Erigabo is a divided city is either living in the past or is simply playing with your head.Either way what ever you believe Erigabo is not and will not be another Kismaayo.

^^^^^^Did I forget clean earleir.....

Originally posted by pearl: One question girls...waxing or shaving? depends on ur skin type...if u have sensitive skin...stay away....if not its really great...cuz it takes 4 weeks or more for the hair to grow back....and unless ur a pro dont try making wax at home unless u wana burn urself.. :mad: ...i had the unfortunate experience of doing soo... Damn I must be old fashioned cuz I still truly enjoy Omer Duule's Gacmahaaga Xaade leh markaan soo xasuustaba xanxantoodayey......

Originally posted by Xafsa: Gediid...Gediid.Gediid.....You've got to be kidding me!!! You complaining about bariis iyo baasto? With hilib, saladh, moos, and a tall glass of cananaas? :eek: My taste buds are going insane..... Good to see you back

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I think marrying a non Somali isnt the issue at hand here but rather some other motive that people just cant seem to put across in words.Whooever said its beacuse half casts are more beautiful pure BS.I know more ugly half casts than some in here can imagine but the sad part of all this is the fact that a kid who is a half cast will always be ostracized by both sides of the family.THEY LITERALLY SPEND ALL THEIR LIFES AS OUTSIDERS.I have seen it with several close friends of mine and will continue to see it. The reason why I will marry my own race is simply beacause I dont have to explain my actions all the time.I spent more time in qurbe than most in here and at times felt I had nothing in common with Somalis but as I grew older I also became wiser and learnt there is absolutely nothing better than being loved by one of the same race.

Qalbi ,macaaneey, huuno maxaad leedahay dee?

Ameenah Never heard nor seen Somalis naked waist up from the past nor the present.....Have you?

^^^^^^ :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: Waar Mobb sidey ka noqotey caawa,Cafar iyo Oromo buu Somali moodey.

He whose hair can be plucked to baldness must have a strong scalp.

^^^^^So long as she's willing to learn.....Waa OK

Intizaar Gangs in VA,no way maybe a few drunk amigos but that dont qualify as a gang......Ever been to the Landover area or for that matter P G County ,that place would make Mogadisho sound peaceful....You would be lucky if you came out of there with your pants on.......Now I dont want to frighten the would be guest but dont get me going.... Lakkad dabin ka bood waxid

Barwaaqo You know what that old wise English fart long ago said "the way to a skinny's heart is .........Now she does not necessarily have to be a gourmet chef but she should at least know a few recipes that do not involve Bariis iyo baasto...Kuwaas anaa sameyaa with a blind fold on......

Bari I like what ever you're on ,any chance you can hook up a brother .......