Gediid

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  1. Originally posted by Nationalist: quote: Does the name Abdullahi Isse ring a bell? I don't think Abdullahi Isse was in the position to spearhead Pan-Somalism during Italian UN Mandate in the late 50s. Actually Abdillahi Isse and another young ideologue by the name of Mohammed Haji Ibrahim Egal were the primary architects of Pan Somalism but like all Somali history it has been twisted and turned to suit certain individuals.
  2. Horn Most of the damage was actually done while there was a Somali Rebublic and to add insult to injury it was Siad Barre who signed it away in 1988.
  3. Horn Most of the damage was actually done while there was a Somali Rebublic and to add insult to injury it was Siad Barre who signed it away in 1988.
  4. Horn Most of the damage was actually done while there was a Somali Rebublic and to add insult to injury it was Siad Barre who signed it away in 1988.
  5. ^^^^^I actually know Abdurahman and his family
  6. ^^^^^ Seriously tho there are a COUPLE of guys in that list worthy of their positions but like they say it takes one bad apple............
  7. 1-Wasaaradda Arrimaha Dibedda Cabdullaahi Shiikh Ismaaciil.....Will make sure that Ethiopia is happy at all times and at any cost 2-Wasaaradda Awqaafta iyo Arrimaha Diinta Cumar Maxamed Maxamuud (Filish).....Warlord ande Islam,I already see it the Washington Post,move over Islamic extremist usher in the Muslim warlord 3-Wasaaradda Batroolka iyo Tamarta Yuusuf Axmed Maxamed....No idea who he is but forget Batroolka keyword here is Tamarta(energy in Somali)Something Somali men have been accused of lacking when it matters most 4-Wasaaradda Beeraha Xasan Maxamed Nuur (Shaatigaduud).....Best fertilizer for a banana farm....Human blood 5-Wasaaradda Boostada iyo Isgaarsiinta Cali Axmed Jaamac (Jangali).....HELLLOOOO,for a silent hello 6-Wasaaradda Caafimaadka Cabdicasiis Sh.Yuusuf...Gonnerrehea epidemic 7-Wasaaradda Dalxiiska iyo ilaalinta Deegaanka Maxamed Maxamuud Xayd...A tenfold increase in tourist visa applicants after his appointment 8-Wasaaradda Dastuurka iyo Arrimaha Federaalka Cabdalla Deeroow Isaaaq.....Warlord with no formal education.Wondering how he will interpret a constitution written by Swahili laywers 9-Wasaaradda Dhallinyarada iyo Isboortiga Maxamed Warsame Cali.....Is target practice on a Farax a legit sport??? 10-Wasaaradda Dib u Dhiska iyo Dib u Dejinta Barre Aadan Shire ( Hiiraale)....Killer and looter,hablaha Xamar joogaa waa in eey googarada ku dhagaan imika... 11-Wasaaradda Gaashaan dhigga Cabdiraxmaan Maxamuud Cali...This is the funniest,defense minister in a nation where even the ants are armed with an AK47 12-Wasaaradda Gaadiidka Cirka iyo Dhulka Cali Ismaaciil Cabdi Giir....Missing one more portofolio,Badda 13-Wasaaradda Ganacsiga Muuse Suudi Yalaxoow....I heard he's weak on Math,started reading ministeries for dummies after his nomination 14-Wasaaradda Garsoorka Sh.Aadan Maxamed Nuur (Madoobe)....An attorney General whose also sheikilla(defined in the Gediid dictionery as a quasi Sheikh with tendency to kill only when needed) 15-Wasaaradda Hawlaha Guud iyo Guryeynta Cusmaan Xasan Cali (Caato).....Weed anyone 16-Wasaaradda Hidaha iyo Tacliinta Sare Xuseen Maxamuud Sh.Xuseen....Culture,thought it become obsolute in the Somali vocab??? 17-Wasaaradda Horumarinta Haweenka iyo Daryeelka Qoyska Fawsiya Maxamed Shiikh....Feminist feminist Feminsit 18-Wasaaradda Xannaanada Xoolaha Xuseen Ceelaabe Faahiye...He has the best job,Somalis are now classified as Animals and taming them back to the human race is his responsibity 19-Wasaaradda Dhaqan celinta iyo Tababarada Maleeshiyooyinka Maxamed Bootaan....MOOORYAAAN boot camp director 20-Wasaaradda Iskaashiga Gobolka Ismaaciil M.Hurre Buubaa....Maybe the only real Dr but but responsible for making sure the neighbours pass salt n sugar when they short 21-Wasaaradda Kalluumaysiga iyo Khayraadka Badda Xasan Abshir Faarax....His appointment send shockwaves through the sea,I have heard of Somali refugees but now I hear our fish are seeking assylum in Yemen 22-Wasaaradda Maaliyadda Saalim Caliyow Ibrow...Job is to decipher the complex world of politics to Muse Sudi 23-Wasaaradda Qorshaynta iyo Iskaashiga Caalamiga Cabdirisaaq Cusmaan Xasan... :eek: 24-Wasaaradda Shaqada iyo Shaqaalaha Ibraahim Aadan Xasan....Does this include the Jaad dealers in London and Minnisota... 25-Wasaaradda Warfaafinta Cali Faqi...Dr Goebbels reincarnate 26-Wasaaradda Warshadaha Cabdi Maxamed Tarrax...His priority should be a condom factory,we need that after all Somalis are only a burden to this peaceful world 27-Wasaaradda Waxbarashada Cali Cabdullaahi Cosoble.....His success will be measured by how many ministers learn to read n write after the 5 year term is up
  8. Gediid

    Marriage

    Marriage - Part I Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not." That cracks me up everytime I see it...
  9. ^^^^^Lander saaxiib haven't you heard when Somalis staring cussing at you,there's gotta be something right you doing.....
  10. Juma Let me correct you on one mistake ..... First Dr Bubaa becoming foreign minister in a Mogadisho government will not drive Somaliland to a union.He has already held that position within the Arte government and that had absolutely no effect within Somaliland.The reason Ethiopia do not want him as foreign Minister is his long standing personal friendship with the Saudi royal family dating back to his days at Syracuse and Boston.Its also no secret that Abdillahi lacks credibality within the Arab nations and Egypt in particular due to his assocaition with Ethiopia and his visit to Saudi Arabia was sponsored by Bubaa,a sign of what was to come if he(Bubaa was FM).Ethiopia just do not want to see their investment go down the drain.The rest of as they say is history.......
  11. Becoming paranoid now Horn...I was just commenting on what I and I'm sure many more have also seen.....
  12. ^^^^^I wonder what you are on Horn.Smith n you agreeing on principles.....LOL
  13. Wondering who's doing the schoomozing in here. Ma Smith baa mise waa Horn
  14. ^^^^^Darbo Great food but lousy interior.Do they still have the same four tables or have they put an effort in making the place look presentable?
  15. Originally posted by *Diamante*: my fav song goes like this dhabarka iyo laabta iyo, dhinaca wadnaha baad, dhamac kuu beerto, dhaawac baan qabaayee it's called Dhabarka iyo Laabta and its song by Cumar indha Yare, but i believe its a cover, but i dont know who sang it originally anyone knows? Abdo Xamar Qood(sp) from the Republic of Djibouti....
  16. MMA said I believe Alam dheh alam gariiroow oo hiroow hirig dheh... was originally sung by Cali Jareere. You can find it on Hiiraan Online music section, at the bottom. Or you can download from here the new one by Cabdijabaar Khaliiji. I believe that song is part of the folk music of Awdal...
  17. Checkmate Waar aduunkan bal eega.Incase you didn't notice I'm keeping score and tis is the 2nd time.Yaanan shakiyey ee la soco..... :confused:
  18. Reasons men look for wives abroad Lack of self confidence Somali men over the years have lost the confidence in themselves, this in turn caused them to view any woman with education as a threat. Try Me Somali women are relatively new to the educated and enlightened world,with no mentors to emulate ,they have misunderstood the whole concept of "I'm educated" which in reality is all about better jobs,better living and generally a more educated outlook of life, and not the madax xanuun/confused type of character which most younger educated women display...... Markaas Somali women with education are a threat only to themselves and no one else......
  19. Sexiest hell no.....just a realist unlike you Kheyr who has had the dubious distinction of being voted numero uno sexiest 3 years in a row..... Bee
  20. ^^^^^^^^^ A true oxymoron, women and independence
  21. ^^^This is a sample of some of the responses you might recieve..... How dare you accuse the president of corruption.He's a man full of integrity ,a honest career army man who has campaigned on an honest platform to weed out the menace of warlordism from our beloved Somalia.This letter you have created is an insult to his name and his family......
  22. ^^^^^^ As FF said, the reason why some men choose to marry aboard is because they want women they can control and manipulate. And what makes you and FF sure that women in the West can't be controlled and manipulated
  23. ^^^^^^And I have actually seen in America a girl who wanted a lavish wedding in a 5 star hotel and the guy told her to take the money and send it to her mum in Somalia instead.The guy stood his ground and the two broke up...She's still single and he's now engaged to a girl in the UAE.
  24. You want a song,here's one of my all time favorites. Video of Samater & Qalanjo fery segsi woman so maaha..... Digfer
  25. Big ups to Moti........ Why in the women section I fail to understand?