Sincere copied all my tactics and was lucky to eek out a draw against the might bushwackers but that was just the warm up, 187 islaanta Didas ee isha la'a baad 5-0 ku dhufatey,you think Bushwackers will be that kind.Boy you in for a surprise get that azz warming tool you English are known for cuz my boys wont woop no cold English behind .......

^^^^Abti Ala dadkana wat made you think waan soo socdaa puhleezzz.... I just pointed out what has universally been accepted as an activity after a big wedding,you know the horse drawn carriage,grand entrance,lots of xalimos,expansive food in a 5 star hotel etc etc...

^^^^Abti Thats so yesterday.....Today its the Faraxs for lunch and a few Xalimos for dinner followed by whole night of shagging.... *drifts into la la land but wakes up realizing that package is encased in a xalimo who will not stop nagging once she assumes the title of wifey, oh well no harm done in a lil wishing* Nazra Debt, you sound like the debt consolidation emails I receieve...Anyways what makes you sure a Farax will run up to you and be like Thank God I'm so debt free I can now have my dream wedding at the Sheraton where cali and Casho had theirs..... If you ask me though I think the best thing to save for ones wedding is ones virginity but again some might disagree in private but I doubt if that will ever be in public..... Quruxley Ana waxan ku leeyahay Amiin Ilaahey run ha kaga dhigo....Such a noble way to start a family.

Weddings...An absolute waste of time and money me thinks but then again others might think otherwise...

You are on

Joined the league 2......

Ceebla Call social services for what...? I hope not for advising Zu to dress up like a Neanderthal man and sing his heart out waa habeenkii dhalashadeed Hamblayo......... *another xaliimo about to abuse the help line*

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool This had me cracking up.

A very interesting post Sheh... I found the part of the bank poet reciting poetry totally hilarious.....Vah Vah

Check this out and tell me if this qualafies as a prank...... Back in college I had this Syrian kid who liked to call me Somali Falasha because I spoke Amharic with my Ethiopian friends but I got him back big time.A cat gave birth to a few lovely kittens and I decided to raise one as my own and for a name I named her Tariif(my Syrian friends first name)Well after the playful kitten learned to walk she was all over the dorm and me right behind her calling her Tariif for everyone to hear and every1 followed suit.In a few weeks we had 2 well known Tariifs,the Syrian Tariif and my lovely kitty Tariif......Sure enuff he stopped calling me Somali falasha but hey , people just wouldnt stop calling the kitty Tariff untill the day it dissappeared and rumor had it then that the real Tariff was so pissed off with sharing his name he could no longer stand it and had a big hand in its dissappearance..... When I first came to the US in my first job this white blond at work during our lunch break asked if there are any differences between life in the US and life back in Somalia.As a joke I told her how we lived in a treehouse in Somalia and etc etc.I suppose the dumb blonde jokes weren't a joke after all.She took it to heart and told quite a few people in the office and when this guy came and told me how the joke was flying around like wild office fire,I couldnt but help feel sorry for her.....In the first Christmas party that joke was selected as the best of the year and one of the guys impersonating me narrated my life story of how I grew up in a treehouse with an elevator and an English tutor...That was funny....

Originally posted by runaway^virgin: Ok! my ex was comming from London on my birthday..and I went to pick him up from the airport..he brought me Birthday cakes all the way from UK:) and he start singing "Happy birthday to you"! I was so surprised! I think that was the best surprise ever [/quote ^^^^Qarxiis.com....I suppose now you know why I left in such a hurry huh..... Legend Seems to me like you running out of ideas but opening a thread sounds desperate with a capitol D... But being the gentleman I am I will help out with a surprise that always works wonders for me....Have you ever thought of surprising your better half with a budh, yes a BUDH,you know the one reer Burco are famous for.....You see saaxiib at least once in a relationship after all the I love yous and all the cuddling a woman just has to feel what you made of and what better way then with that famous Budh....Now would that not be a total surprise,matter of fact if you ask me that would easily qualify for the surprise of the century....

^^^Odey taagan yaa ku bilaba ciyaarta yaa faraha la gala Raula Slick Cali iyo nus dheh

^^^^Has anyone told you b4 you have a sense of humor thats raw and unfiltered.....

^^^^ When one looks at the world thru the eye of a needle,he sees only a dot..... Gediid September 18, 2005 Riyaale would have been as pathetic as your Prez...

^^^^LOOOOL Soma they is talkin bout de Yankees version of Goood ole rugby...The only game in the world were a 400lb man can be called an athelete but in ma book dey is brutes and its fun to watch it on a lazy Sunday afternoon.......

A Djibouti joke I heard a while back Odey Jabutiyan ah ayaa islaantiisa habeen kasta oo jimcuhu soo galeyo dee wixii nin iyo xaaski lagu yaqaney ayuu sameyn jirey.Maalin Isniin ah bey xaasku wax iska dareentey markaas bey haf iyo bolow intey tidhi while the odey was out bey ceesh cala casha ah u sameysey.Intey gurigii nadiif ka dhigtey ayey kadib iyaduna shower,see through dirac iyo uunsi isla dhacdey and then waited for the man of the house to return.Fiidkii markuu soo galey odeygu ayey intey islaantu cashadii soo hor dhigtey bey soo hor fadhisatey.After a while she asked in a sexy tone xabiibi maanta ma Jimcaa .Odeygii not to miss out ayuu kor intuu u soo eegey islaantiisi ugu Jawabey Mayee waa laga dhigi karaa ........

A high school friend who works with the UN calls me up this morning and informs how the Somali Prez screwed up the English language.Just listen to him and wait for him to pronounce the word "juncture" even that had me laughing. I enjoyed the part where he says and I quote "this government is serious and committed to the basic social contract it made with its citizens......and the allegiance they have already conferred to their government". As for the content of the speech itself it was more or less the same as the one Abdiqasim read out before the UN general assembly when he was elected. For those of you interested here's the link Speech of the Prez.....

^^^Every playa knows his limits and in ma case its called the Atlantic ocean....

Originally posted by Aeronwen: quote:Originally posted by Gediid: That was the day aan rumeystey the saying of the sayid ....... mandhow carab waa naag ee. Walee naagihii baa iska ba'ay. Ileen waa ka dhab markey yiraahdaan wixii xunba xaawaa leh - a by-product of manly men, surely? Lord help us all. Aeronwen I have a hard time keeping up with your name changes....As for the above quote I just quoted what an old man once said eons ago when men were men and women were women.....

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: I assume you are not familiar with Soomaali culture. Most Soomaalis do not go to club and those few who do won't flaunt it, especially on here, dear. Welkam to the forum. Do u honestly want us to blv that you have never seen the inside of a club back in your day,swayed your hips to Kool n the Gangs Tonite,held hands under the moon with the sound of Joanna blaring from you old 124,scrippled the lyrics of shes fresh on ur womans notebook...Come on odey I'm sure you have had ur day in the sun,let the young sister have hers...... Hey If it was upto me I would not only point her in the rite direction but I would show her where its popping...

Wat a small world...Abdiwahab Sh Mukhtar is known to me.What a coincidence yaah,I can not blv I have a mutual acquaintance with 2 people I know only through the virtual world.....A cool guy but the foorjo I guess wore off with age.Last I heard of him he was somewhere in the UK....Nooh Baashi adaa is qarxiyey sxb,was there ever a price in that post about your age I can now definitively guess ur age and claim the winners price.... On another note Baashi miyaad carab latahay mise magaca Somaliland wey kugu adagtey.Try practising it now b4 its too late cuz the way Adeer Abdullahi is handling his presidency reminds one of a similar fate a gentleman who called himself Dr.Abdiqasim met.....

Originally posted by Rahima: ^As i was thinking. We need more fathers like that who teach their sons to be men rather then mooching males. One of these mooching males will one day grow up into a marvelous hubby for you or for one of the lovely Mademoiselles on SOL.... Now for my 1st job....I was 14 years old and a lil too wild for my age so that summer my dad hired me as an unpaid(yuck)helper in the organizations library in Addis Ababa ,Ethiopia.To make matters worse the librarian never cut me any slack for being the bosses son but I suppose my old man gave specific instructions against such.It was a 9 to 5 job and my duties included carrying books to the employees offices and getting them to sign the library card and then filing them in order in the office.I was also responsible for collecting all the books and following up on any unreturned books.The only perks I had were going to work with my dad and going out to lunch with him for 2 months while school was out.I also had my own little desk with my own phone and whenever the librarian was out or busy I would be making calls to my buddies and telling them which secretary was cool or dressed the best or as is the case of a 14 year old which secretary had the best legs.....I guess that was the only organizational dirt I was privy to then My 1st paid job however was as an after school sports instructor at 18 at the American School in Peshawar,Pakistan where my younger siblings went to.The parents felt that the kids were not getting enuff sports during school hours and the principal who knew me hired me and I was supervising 1-8 grade kids for 2 hours a day 3 times a week.The pay was great for my age and like the rest of the foreign expatriates I was getting paid in dollars(Something I bragged about so much when telling the Somali guys who went to college in Peshawar).I also had this huge crush on this mulatto Canadian teacher in the school and it meant I got to see more of her...Not that anything happened between us tho I dreamt of such for a long time(she was a good 8 years older) but oh what a sight she was.I still remember her name Chantelle.That must have been the only job I think I never missed a day.When I look back now I think I was more interested in seeing my "woman" than the paycheck.....

LST Long time Libaax..... Elections miyaad tidhi is this your virtual way of testing the grounds without getting your feet wet..... Rudy Outstanding list,especially geeks on weekend pass...Torpedo those out of site,I cant stand them. New Mods Congrats. I suppose now with more moderators in different time zones,we get to see less or none of the real saucy stuff b4 they get deleted... :mad:

Arabs aren't worth a thread as far as I'm corcerned.Not long ago when the starvation in Baidoa gripped the attention of the whole world the emir donated $1 million for the relief effort there and by the same token donated $10 million to the london zoo.That was the day aan rumeystey the saying of the sayid ....... mandhow carab waa naag ee.

^^^Most of the pictures are from the Ethiopian highlands but I wish sincerely they were from within Somalia and Somaliland.....Such beauty mansha Allah.