^^^^^LOOOL Cara ....On that note Odey somali ah ayaa mid yar guursadey markaas meel u sheego ka bilaabo ayuu garan wayey.Markaas tii yareed ayuu ku yiri markasto aan xisaab suubino 1000 gaalo aa dhinto.The young wife sidii ayey odeygi ku siisey aduun.Habeen kasta odeygu oo wax rabo he just repeats the story and Voila.After a while tii yareed xisaabti bey rabtey and she came to the old man and said xaaji ka waran hadaan cawa 1000 galo dhilno.Xaajigu said ok and bam after 20 minutes the young wife xaajiigi ayey hadaana ku tiri ka waran another 1000 hadeynu dhilno and bam.20 minutes later same thing again and after xisaabtu 6000 oo gaal mareysey tii yareed xaajiga ha ku tiraa how about another 1000.Odeygii couldnt take it handle it no more and said Nayaa i dhageyso seefti Cumar Bini Khatab ayaa gaalo dhameyn weydey ee ma bahalkeeyga ayaa dhameynaya... Ka waran afar dumar ah ninka qaba and You do the math....

Serenity Ramadan is over maxaa la hayaa Dabshid Arawello came about marki ragga malayacinku aduun ku bateen.Her job was to rid the world of them....

Val Ninka ku yidhi afar baa la qabi karaa been ayuu naftiisa u sheegey, mid baa headache ah malaca afar waa habeen ha seexaan....

^^^^^LOOL, good one roob da'ay nin iska sheega waa nin walaan. Aaliyah The good lady was a reckless driver while I try to stay within the speed limit

BY If my memory serves me right your exact words when you saw lil Kim Cha were and I quote "Tan yar sida malabka ayaa loo muudmuusan karaa" and after your first date I think you said "Ta yar eeg Gediidow indhaha ayaan caawa si fiican ugu soo fiiqey" Markaas dembiga aniga ha i saarin.... Val Its good to see you walaalo,been a while but Islaanti aan miyiga ka keeney ayaan America barayey markey ilbaxdey ayey halqabsi ka dhigatey "Nigga what have you done for me lately iyo downtown so yar salan iyo waxaas oo kale.Marki dambe bustihii yaraa ayey i soo tuurtey.I am staring to think maybe it wasnt a good idea bringing her directly from baadiye to America.I should have kept her azz in baadiye and bought her a few hundred heads of goats to run after....so maaha

Zafir you seem to be talking too far Omer Dhule's AUN song Gacmahaaga xaada leh markaan soo xasuustaa xanxantoodeey.Hablaha maanta nool Gillette razor blades ragga wey ka badsadaan ee sidaa ula soco where they shave Ilaah baa og but By once told me madaxa iyo eyebrowska maaha....

Yeap and if I remember correctly By likes women with rough hands like construction workers hands, that I dont why. You think you know any girl sidaas oo kale ah cuz last time I checked By was a few wrinkles short of a retirement home....

By wuu yar xishood badan yahay ee lemme help him out.....He likes gabdhaha gaagaban ee guuddan ee sida Coca cola bottle u shape gareysan.

^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL You had me cracking up Zafir...

^^^^Consensus Is that why you really like him beacuase last time I checked A Yusuf was not known to have had that word in his vocab?

^^^What if the socks eey yara buuqayaan, now that is an insult and half if you ask me. Che I dont think that was the problem and you know it but if you are sticking to that story wax dib ihi ma jirto...

^^^History has it after that beautiful gabay Arawello ran home to her man and asked "how do you want it macaanow.

^^^^she sends her love, but she is still pissed about how u treated her lil cousin Kim Cha...

In my book the "C" signifies a softening of that power.And as far as calacal goes men have been known to calacal in the arms of a strong woman for centuries,its nothin new and nothin the "revival movement" have invented.Let me just add here, an hour of calacal a day followed by you know what does every man a heap of good.Just what the shrinks advice men should get...

12 pages about a girl in love with an ajnebi...So what big deal, how many somalis, male and female do we know married to an Ajnebi or for that matter how many brothers or sisters do we know who dig ajnebi.I dont think its a big deal no more,its something thats becoming more common everyday so get used to it.

^^^Nobody asked but the "C" kinda destroyed the name and with that went my "fantasy" for strong powerful women....... Whats up in Dubia?

Correction its not Carrawello but ARAWELLO

Do I hear a PreNup... But a question to the ladies,isnt that what every woman looks for....A rich guy who caters to their every need, material and otherwise?

Ilaahey ha u naxariisto marxuumada.Waxaan maraayey I-71 on the same day.Later that night I went to have dinner at the family owned restuarant only to find out that Roda had an accident on I-71.

Nacaas iyo habeen baa madow.....They should get Diane cream and voila..

Originally posted by The Duke: ^^^lool. LA is were my kinsmen reside and the heart of the dervish struggle against the British. I wonder why you claim, people who dont want your secession and who's fathers fought against yours while you was serving the British? :confused: Hello folks been a while since I last posted. Duke half truths ayaan kugu jeclahey I believe Duke meant to say while your fathers served the British and mine served the Italians....Carry on from there and dont mind my interruption

I read that article printed in wardheernews where a fellow named Xandule all the way from the land down under called Somaliland supporters gay activists.I've always been told it takes one to know one,might that fellow be from the famous Southern areas where this practice is famous for or is he just coming out of the closet now???? Either way he does no favor for the cause he thinks he supports or his dark past.Ilahey ha loo baryo in for once in his life miskiinku dusha maro....... Amiin dhaha

Geedi arrived at the Ronald Reagan Airport a commercial airport but all foreign dignataories usually come through Andrews Airforce base and are welcomed with full honors befitting a head of state.The security is from a private firm hired by the supporters of the TFG.Duke beenta iska dhaaf sxb.The supporters you see ragga badankood are already cab drivers out of Ronald Reagan airport and came to see islmaaha iyo afarta yaryar whose former cab driver brothers have either been appointed ambassadaors or director generals in some ministry, a notable example is Ali Faisal formely from Boston Cab service who now is the permament secratary at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.I wonder what diplomacy and running the meter in a cab have in common????

I think that woman is the daughter of Iman the model from her 1st marriage.

Try this Somali joke...... Family reer miyi ah ayaa guurayey markaas bey awrtii rareen ayaa inan yar baa odey reerka u dhow lagu yidhi Xaaji ta yar bal awrka saar markaas buu tii yareed badhi tar is yidhi ku samee.Sida la wada og yahay reer miyi underwear ma qaataan odeygii fartiisa by accident ayaa meel dalakh tiri.Tii yareed intey dib u soo eegtey without losing a note ayuu odeygii yidhi "Dalool badanaa ma Dudumaa Naa awrka fuul"