I really dont have much to say about the topic at hand but I thought maybe this I thought was one hilarious.Better than the Misters youtube videos if you ask me.....Enjoy PS Dont watch it if you hate hearing Somali cuzz words...

South Somali has been marked as Ethiopia....Waa wareey :mad: :mad: :mad:

Getting married to 2 women at the same time isnt that hard but the million dollar question is habeenkii tee buu ku horeyey odeygu(how did he decide ,did he flip a coin,or were there other factors that made him choose who to get with 1st)and how did the other one feel......

^^^^^^And if that dont work beat the shid outta of the lil rascals.....

Only if Abdullahi looked at SOL would he realize that there is a dude who seems to love Abdullahi for who Abdullahi really is, more than Abdullahi loves himself.....If this makes any sense but Waxaas ayaa jeceyl la yidhaa inta kalena been. PS Duke I know the older of the Abdullahi daughters is married any idea if the younger qalanjo weli cid la siiyey....Maybe odeyga taas waa in lagaga doono as xaal marin for making an absolute idioot out of yourself....

DP

I'm not talking about the normal folks(kuwaas meelkasta nasib daro ayaa heysta) but the Sool politicians I am talking about and I honestly think there's some sort of celling real or imaginary as to to how far they can go in the Puntland government.......

^^^^^Your argument is ridiculous sxb.President Riyaale is proof that anyone can be president of Somaliland unlike in Puntland where Ina Abdi Hashi was replaced by Cadde Musa who was fighting Abdullahi Yusuf,a rebel one day and President the next even though the rightful owner was Ina Abdi Hashi.Does that not say enough of where Sool folks stand in the Puntland political hierachy?

^^^Maya isku da'a inanta ma nihiin laakinse kuwaan isku eeyni nahey ciil kuma kalo tagno.....

^^^^^Baashi unlike Duke sxb intaas waan kaa la han weyne ee ilkaha iga qari...

^^^^Reerkii oo dhan hadey isku racaan hadal ima banaana....I resta ma case as the Italian Giovanni in Mind Your language would say. Mid uun Ebyan waa single ee anyone looking for an ambassador wife....

Yaa Bashi Lander at least where his convictions lie.....

Baashi What you dont know is most Somali ambassadors appointed now will must probably resort to shady deals just to make ends meet and most will run back to the comfort of their homes in Amerika or Canada eventually.Just to name a few examples I remember after the collapse of the Somali government in the early 90's I knew of a few Somali diplomats who just to survive were rumoured to have been drug dealers using their diplomatic immunity as cover.Others were said to use their duty free priviliges to buy products to resell in the market and a few of the Somali diplomats in India used their diplomatic cover to import gold into Bombay just to get by.I doubt if these will fare any better. PS As far as the 100k salary goes sidee ayaan kugu sheegaa 911 kadib shaqo 95k ah ayaan diidey, back then 74k only ayaan sameyn jirey.Till recently taas baa camal ee aheyd only to leave and do something better so you do the math........

Originally posted by Dabshid: Abyan Laddane, Daughter of one the richest man, Laddane, in Somalia, Congrats to her! Wax kasta waa leyska oranaa.Rich kulahaa waar ninyahow ladane isnt and has never been known to have been a rich man.He is Mansha Allah still alive and kicking. Dahia I think I am one of a few who know this woman and even though my choice of words were not particularly nice yet I think she is a terrific person but not qualified to become an ambassador.Her only qualification in this case was her tribal connection to the man. And yes I stand up by my earleir assertion of cab driver dominated government.Aqoon meel kasta oo aad ka soo qaadatid wax uun bey ku tareysaa whether its from Timbaktu or Tanzania.That is real aqoon not mid aad been ka sheegtey which I am afraid was very common amongst people who were part of the old system.Marki dibadda leys la yimid waa la kala baxey ninkii aqoon lahaa meel fiican buu ka soo jeestey kii kalena security guard iyo cab driver buu noqdey.

^^^^^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOL As the saying goes.....I rest my case..

^^^^^Hope has and will never be lost so long as we have people like you calling themselves Somalis.....

^^^^Amiiiiiin

^^^^Raggu markey meesha ku sheekeysanayaan shaah soo qaado oo yara dawo bal.....

LST I know who I am talking about and her Phd and a whole lotta more.Aside from my jibjabs at the local comedian,she is educated but is not qualified to join the diplomatic corps as an ambassador.If I remember correctly her last known employment in the Northern hemisphere,was with a Somali NGO in canada. Dont you think thats a giant leap?

Just for starting this topic you will end up in the fires of jahanab and yes to those who have participated too...... Seriously tho I had a wannabe Mullah, you know the type who hasnt shaved in a while,always wears his little cousin's trousers, come up to me in Ramadan while I was waiting for my Sahuur in a somali restuarant and very rudely point out to me that Ramadan ayaa hadde lagu jiraa.You see I was using a computer in the restuarant watching some clips from Youtube while my sahuur was being prepared.Uskagga garga dheer waxaan is idhi yaa qabtoo Guantanamo ku turaa amase garga candhuuf kaga xiraa.I know bisha lagu jiro and on top of that cawaanka sidaa ila hadlayaa Amerika la joogo been baa lagu joogaa.Xaas aa la leeyahay section 8 iyo welfare aa caruurta u koriso while he eats sahuur in a restuarant. Intaan wadaad arkaayey I have seen some very noble ones who follow Islam to the last full stop laakinse kuwaas sharafta leh waxaa isku dhex qariya qaar diinta ka dhex qaraabta oo intey surwaal gaban iyo gar dheer la soo baxaan dadka afka la soo gala.Diinta kuwaas ayaa dadka nacsiiya.

Warabbena waan ku soo diri karaa if you interested.Do you think even for a moment in aad yara xishootid.I mean come on cidii waxaan eey wado macquul mahaa.I have heard of nepotism but to this scale, never.Even tii Siad Barre ee from Baadiye to Captain or from Baadiye to maareeye tan baa ka khatar san.Imagine standing in the court of the president of the largest democracy in the world and when asked what other countries have you been a diplomat and the poor lady answers Dixon......Ala naxdin weeynaa. Maalin kale an old cab driver from Boston sawirkiisa ayaad meesha soo galisey.I blv he too had a fancy post in the Foreign ministry.Maalin kalena an old soccer buddy who carried his soccer kit in the trunk of his cab ayaad ku soo tuurtey SOL.... Waxaan ka baqanayaa maalin dhow sidaad ku socotid tii yareed ee local marfishka late night entertainment suubin jirtey in aad tidhaa qunsul baa looga dhigey Saudi Arabia.....

U mean beg kings.....Taas chewing at the local merfish being entertained to the latest niiko moves LIVE ayaa ka fiicaan.

The seccionists are celebrating as always,their only serious competion is being filled with cab drivers and single mothers.

Single mothers and former cab drivers from Toronto iyo Washington DC appointed to diplomatic positions around the world....Is that what you call progress? Somali walee ma xishooto. PS:I wouldnt be surprised if tommorrow the SOL comedian gets a diplomatic appointment.

This is a true story...... Wiil reer waqooyi ah baa la saaxiib ahaa tu yar oo reer xamar ah.Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayuu kii yaraa is yiri la hadal jaceylkii.He picked up the phone and called the girls house.Midko la dhashey gabadha answered the phone. RW:Salamu caleykum RX:caleykumu salam RW:Walaal Xawo ma joogtaa RX:Haa aboowihiis RW:Ma la hadli kara RX:Haa walaalkiis then proceeds to call out Xawo RX:XAWOOOO,XAWOOO and the mother in the other room answers Mamada:Waraa Aweys Xawo maxaa ka rabtaa RX(Aweys)Telephone aa u yaal Mamada:Fiiri Xawo musqushey ku jirtaa waa xarahoysaa ku soo celi dheh... Aweys picks up the reciever RX(Aweys)Fiiri aboowihiis Xawo musqushey ku jirta waa xarohoysaa 10 daqiiqo ku soo celi......