I havent been on this site for time but anyways heres my list gonna be long seeing my aim is to go three countries per year. America: New York New Jersey Illonis Iowa Missouri Wisconson Washington (dont know the state) England: London Brighton Margate Birmingham Northampton Watford Canery Islands: Gran Caneria Spain: Barcelona France: Paris Jamaica: Kingston Holland: Amesterdam Rotterdam Tunisia: Tunis Montasir Sousse Uganda: Kambala Kenya: Narobi Kisumo Busia Garisa Venezuela: Caracas UAE: Dubai Sharjah Eygpt: Cairo Bahrain: Manama Well thats all I can remember for now.

Ha ha ha this topic is jokes.

TOTAL ECLIPSE- A total eclipse of the sun and moon will occur in Ramadhaan, prior to Imaam Mahdi’s emergence. I checked this out before seeing it was supposed to happen the last Ramadan (which it did by the way)came to the conclusion that there’s no Suni evidence this is a Shia belief.

You know what I know its hard to believe but there are some people who are actually born on January 1st. :eek:

Well I am suprise that no one has guessed already. THE SIMPSONS HAS A MASONIC INFLUCENCE. Meaning their creator Matt G(cant spell it)is a high ranking FREEMASON.

Before this topic I thought my mind was just messing with me. I used to hear people call out my name never really though much about it. But then I dont think a jinn would waste its time on playing child like games. sweet_gal is that really true about angels pulling you back from crossing roads because its not your time? I swear that happened to me so many times, its either that or I get the sudden erge to look in a certain direction realising a danger lurking in the same direction.

I personally had a few wired experiences but I don’t even know where to start. My aunt does some of these practices. This aunt right she once told my mum the reasons I get headaches is because I have a (ruh- not sure of spelling but means jinn basically) following me. Now that is scary I don’t even want to believe her. My friend once told me that her father reads of the Quran backwards, that’s how he does his magic.

Well the things I learn daily are amazing I never knew Somalia participated in the slave trade. Click here for proof. Check this out.

Baa, Baa, Black Sheep English: Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for the master, And one for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane. Ebonics: Yo! Yo! Ebony Sheep, Got some wool? Yea man, yea man, Three dim bags done full; One be fo da masta, And one be fo yo mama, An one be fo da little homey dat libs down da screet.

`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the window with a b-ball bat I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said,"You best get on up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome To tap that booty waitin at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and hearty..... "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

The Clinton apology speech, Good evening. (What's up). This afternoon in this room, from this chair, Itestified before the Office of Independent Counseland the grand jury. (Today at my crib these suckers and playa-haters started grillin' me). I answered their questions truthfully, includingquestions about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer. (They started frontin'about my game and asking all kinds of foul shit). Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. (I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in my game. I'm going to let y'all know my Mackin style tonight). As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. (Awhile back, you nosy mother ******s wanted to know if I was hittin'ho-*** Monica's skins. You did not have any video, so if you want to believe a 10 ho, then oh well). Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms.Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible. (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime dropping *****! She was only sucking my jimmiethough. I was ****** for messing with a young big-mouthed skank........, but don't hate me because I'm a playa). But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did i ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence. (Outside of that shit I told punk-*** AG (Al Gore) to put on gay-*** Starr, Monica and hersnitching friend, I was chill the whole time). I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. (Man look,I heard she was down with what ever. She wasn't all that but I plannedto pimp her around to my boyz in the Senate). The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. (Those haters started sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real pissed when they tried to make me look like I'm not real or something. As a matter of fact their shady asses are on the take anyway). This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people. (Tryin' to hit me they wasted a lot of Cheddar and pissed off my Crew). Nothing is more important to me personally. But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my family life for my family. It's nobody's business but ours. (I'm a pimp and playa and I'm going to be one! Get some business'. Hillary is chill because I got more than enough White Water dirt on her *** , that will get her sent up before I'm outta here). It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lifeandget on with our national life. (Quit harassing me because I'm going to Flossregardless. Just in case y'all forgot untilyou chumps ax me I'm still the shit!) Now it is time - in fact, it is past time- to move on. (**** all y'all, I don'tgive a **** !)

Ebonics Ah done pledges allegiance to da Flag o' da United States o' America an' ta da Republic fo' which it stands, one Nation, Beneaf God, indimuhvisible, wiff liberty an' justice fo' all. English I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, Under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Little Piggies Dis here little pig jet ta market; Dis here little pig be layin back in da cut; Dis here little pig had roast beef; Dis here little pig had jack sh*t; Dis here little pig said, "Wee, wee! ah can't find muh ma ****in way home

Section6er Do you even know what month this is? If not let me remind you RAMADAN. Stop telling these people how to shake their *** .

For those who didnt attend you missed out on the enlightenment.