Hey Darmen that shit is tight but I love my Japanese bike, specially the Suzuki GXS 750 man that is awsome, but I must say that Ducati makes a nice bikes but not reliable as the Japanese ones.

I always loved anything that had 2 Wheels and ever since I was young I used to dream about them, When I was 15 I had A BMX and I used to ride it every weekend, now that I am older I like riding bikes and I am gone get one soon Inshaallah. If you like bikes like me then this pics will take your breath away, just look at the fine details and the fine design. If some of the pics dont show, just right click on them and chose show picture...have fun.

I Always loved ridding bikes and that’s why I booked myself for A Basic Compulsory Test which everyone has to take before they can ride a 125cc on the road. This afternoon I just came back from my motor cycle test and all of this week I was very happy and I could not wait to take my test. so this morning I got up with a big smile on my face and I looked outside and it was sunny and beautiful, I said to myself I am gone have a nice day and gone pass this test easily, so I went out 8 AM and went to the testing area, I paid the rest of the money and we got briefed about safety stuff and bike clothing, after we got briefed we went to the test area and we were introduced to the bikes and the controls and other thing, after that I jumped on the bike and a soon as I jumped on it felt kind of heavy and I lost my control and dropped it ......looooool you see I have never ridden a bike before until today, I have ridden a bicycle before but this bike was heavy and I was so embarrassed to say the least, I apologized and the instructor help me to pick up the bike, then after that I turn the bike and put in 1st gear and I was rolling away with stutter and after a while I got used it except for the throttle which was a bit sensitive and every time I push down its start to accelerate to fast, then after that I was a little comfortable with it and I was confident that I was gone master it so I went around the car park and it was an amazing experience that I am actually riding a bike which I always wanted to ride and after few rounds the inspector said now it’s the time to learn how to change the gears from first to second and so on so he showed me and I was struggling in the beginning but at the end I got the hang of it and after few rounds when I was turning to the left lost control my grip and push the accelerator to the max and that made me loose control and I hit the barrier and came off the bike and luckily I hit the grass and rolled over, the bike was crushed and it was leaking something and the inspector came running to me and said are you ok and being the embarrassed that I am said oh I think I hurt my wrest, he said stay there and don’t move, after a while I was ok but shocked to say the least and my hands were shacking like crazy from the shock, I have never thought that riding was this hard and I never had a clue about bikes, it was always a dream to me to ride a bike and there I am on the side of the barrier crushed, I was so shattered to see my dream being crushed, I was so loving every moment of it until that little incident, for a moment I said to myself you have been living in fantasy and its time to wake up from it but being the strong person that I am I said to myself nothing is gone make give up my dream and I am not gone give up and I will keep pursuing my dream until I get it and I am not gone let anyone discourage me from doing so, and thats why i booked myself again next week for More crushes, the inspector has a nick name for me now, they call me Kamikaze looooooool. what I have learned today is that nothing is easy and practice make perfect, I am glad that it happened and I am sure learned a great lessons from it, the main thing is that I am ok in one piece All Hamdualhi.

Please share with us your true Confession , I mean like some of the embarrassing things that you have done in the past or recently……………… I will start this topic by Confessin to an embarrassing thing that I have done while I was in McDonalds. One day I was on my lunch break and I was Inline waiting for my turn in McDonalds and there was a lady behind me and about 3 people infront of me and on the other side there were about 4 people waiting and I was dying to Fart and I said to myself I am gone release it slowly(the silent one) so that no one can hear it, so I start releasing it slowly and as I was releasing it slowly I was thinking if anyone hear me it will be embarrassing and I will have to leave with disgrace so I started pushing bit more and more and all of the sudden I could not control it and I lost it and made a big sound from my bum and everyone heard it and the lady that was standing Behind me run to the door never to be seen again in Mcdonald and I was so ashamed that I wanted to leave but I was hungry and I had only like 20 Min left from my lunch so I stayed and I was laughing and every one else was laughing too………it was pretty embarrassing specially that I was working 2 doors away from McDonalds and after that every time I went to McDonalds the staff used to smile to me and I have never figured out why………….loooooooooooooooooool Will that’s my story and it’s a true story.

Etiuq Mrots.......LoL What a jibrish name ............but at least my name does not sound like a girls name.....unlike some other ones that sounds like a girly.....no disrespect guys ......

I am so obbsesed with this guys Quotes and every time i read them i cry laughing lout loud, this guy is a natural comadien walahi and i respect him for that. Please tell us what is your favourite qoute from the list below. "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!" "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all" "Our initial assessment is that they will all die" "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!" "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis." "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks." "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!" "Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected" "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned." "The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies." "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly." "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place." "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back." "The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children." "We have them surrounded in their tanks" "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" "Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts." "Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us." "because we will behead you all" "Let the American infidels bask in their illusion" "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." Britain "is not worth an old shoe" "we have given them a sour taste" "blood-sucking *******ds" Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them." "We will welcome them with bullets and shoes." "We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those *******ds." "The British forces which were dropped there have been eliminated mostly on the (battle)field, except for those who fled ... It is a complete defeat ... Amazingly the Americans have pushed the British to do that. They pushed them ahead as if it is an experiment. The result was very tragic for the British." “We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead” "Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire" "I speak better English than this villain Bush" "These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying" "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion." "Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed." "We will kill them all........most of them." "They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces." "They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!" "I would like to clarify a simple fact here: How can you lay siege to a whole country? Who is really under siege now? Baghdad cannot be besieged. Al-Nasiriyah cannot be besieged. Basra cannot be besieged." "That *******d the American Minister of Defense Rumsfeld, and I won't say shamelessly, because they don't know what shame means. These are criminals. The whole word can hear the warning sirens. This criminal sitting in the White House is a pathetic criminal and his Defense Minister deserves to be beaten. These criminals lie to the world because they are criminals by nature and conditioning. They consider this a military site! Shame on you! You will forever be shamed! You have ruined the reputation of the American people in the most terrible way! Shame on you! And we will destroy you!" "They are trapped in Umm Qasr. They are trapped near Basra. They are trapped near Nasiriyah. They are trapped near Najaf. They are trapped everywhere." Called Americans and Brits "Tarateer"– In Iraqi slang, Tartoor means a guy full of farts (hot air) "they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded." "Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege." "They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut." "Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly." "We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly." "On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues" "We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted." "Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected." "These images are not the suburbs of Baghdad. From what I glimpsed, these gardens with rows of palm trees on the side, which you saw in the images, are located in the south of Abu Ghreib, where we have surrounded the Americans and British." When told coalition troops occupied Baghdad airport - "...at Saddam Airport? Now that's just silly!" "The situation is excellent, they are going to try to approach Baghdad...and I believe their grave will be there." "NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, "We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!" "We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Washington and London have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium." "Please, please! The Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method." "They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them" "We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked" "Desperate Americans" "Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed." "They are trying to fool you. They are showing any old pictures of buildings. They even went into the VIP section of the airport, just because Saddam Hussein may have sat in such and such a chair or slept in such and such a bed" "We went into the airport and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered" "Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them" "Their casualties and bodies are many." [On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?" "Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role." "Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport." "I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day." "You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay." "This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra....Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there." "By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled." "They (the U.S.) are deceiving their soldiers and their officers that aggressing against Iraq and invading Iraq will be like a picnic. This is a very stupid lie they are telling their soldiers, what they are facing is a definite death." "Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target." "Blair...is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured." "They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this." "We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of *******ds!" "the louts of colonialism." "The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail." "The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way." "It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait." "As for the mercenaries who advanced to the perimeters of Saddam International Airport, I would like to remind you of something. I will mention something that will make the picture clear for you and help you to understand what took place at Saddam International Airport. Most of you probably saw the American movie "Wag the Dog". I hope you remember it. Some of their acts that took place at dawn yesterday and today are similar to what happened in "Wag the Dog". If we succeed in keeping them isolated on that island, and we are determined to do so, we might let them taste a second mini Dien Bien Phu tonight. The European journalists remember it well. Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now. This morning, the number of armoured personnel carriers that were destroyed, along with their occupants, is eight. The number of the tanks destroyed is 11." "Tonight, we will do something unconventional against them. This means: not by the military. We will do something that I believe will become a pretty example for those mercenaries. I would not be giving out a secret when I say that action in the dark against such mercenaries is effective, not through the action of armies. I say that dropping down those mercenaries in a surprise fashion at Saddam Airport without accurate calculations is largely meant for showing things. It's a showy operation. It is a kind of surprise muscle flexing to the world to show it that the shock and awe operation is indeed successful. May they be accursed. Through this operation [shock and awe], they sent a number of their villains and mercenaries to be butchered. Again, and according to my early estimates, unless the remaining part of their soldiers surrender, the chance for their survival is very slim. The surprising thing is that after they threw their soldiers into a place where they are not aware of the real results, the villainous Americans, like Powell and the others, sat in Europe to discuss how to divide Iraq as spoils after the war [laughing]. This means what's post-war. The post-war [iraq] will be the same current Iraq under the leadership of President Saddam Husayn." "We will pursue them as war criminals. We will work with all the free people in the world, and they are many, who want someone to bell the cat [i.e.; to do a daring deed], and now we are belling the cat, according to the famous [Arabic] saying so as to rid the UN of those villains. After Iraq aborts the invasion that is being carried out by the American and British villains, the USA will no longer be a superpower. Its deterioration will be rapid. I say to those villains who are meeting in Europe, thinking of launching psychological war and brainwashing: wait. Do not be hasty because your disappointment will be huge. You will reap nothing from this aggressive war, which you launched on Iraq, except for disgrace and defeat. Iraq will continue to exist. Its civilization is 10,000 years old. It will not be changed by villains like the US and British villains." "W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see that he is brought to trial" "I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [blair]." "The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans." "They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind." "We have destroyed 50 tanks today. That 5-ohhh tanks" [while holding up his fingers] "They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone." Americans are "wild donkeys" Americans and Brits are "Sick dogs". "There are no Iraqis disguising themselves" "They are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world." "...they are nowhere (pause)...they are nowhere, really" "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place" "Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it." "What they say about a breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places . . . they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low over them." "We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard is now in control of the whole area. . . . So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?'' "Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds.... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues." "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them." "They think we are retarded - they are retarded." (leaflet drops) "I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait'' "...crocodile tears [shed in] .. The gangster Bush's lair..." (refers to Bush and Blair at Camp David calling for the Geneva Conventions to be applied to all POWs) "We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq" "We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp" "When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves" "Those Iraqi fighters are slapping those gangsters on the face, and then when they flee, they will kick their backsides." About Bush: "the leader of the international criminal gang of *******ds." "the insane little dwarf Bush" "The midget Bush and that Rumsfield deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere." "Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president." "Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?" "Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?" "Whenever we attack, they retreat. When we pound them with missiles and heavy artillery, they retreat even deeper. But when we stopped pounding, they pushed to the airport for propaganda purposes.'' Any apparent American gains, he said, were a cunning ploy by the Iraqis to lure the enemy into a trap. "Our armed forces, according to their tactics, are leaving the way open" "The capital, especially the commandos, are getting ready to wipe them out" "We are surrounding them and pounding them. The whole trend has changed and we are going to finalize this very soon.'' "After we finish defeating all of those animals we will disclose that with facts and figures." "Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld. They are the funny trio" "We have shot down 2 Apache helicopters. Have the Americans said yet that they were shot down by their - what do they call it - friendly fire? No? Well... [dramatic pause, then smiles] ...not yet!" Question: Is Saddam Hussein still alive: "I will only answer reasonable questions" "Don't believe anything! We will chase the rascals back to London!" "We're now trying to exhaust them, until our leadership decides the time and method to clean our territory of their desecration." "Those are mercenaries. Most probably they will be treated as mercenaries, hirelings and as war criminals. ... For sure, international law does not apply to those" Bush "knows that he is standing in quicksand when it comes to his baseless talk on Iraq" "This criminal (Bush) in the White House is a stupid criminal" "They are not in Najaf. They are nowhere. They are on the moon. They are snakes in the desert..." Iraqi opposition leaders are "bats ... and a bad American product." "Even those who live on another planet, if there are such people, would have condemned this action before it started" "We expect the aggressors to use anything, we don't rule out that in their depression at being vanquished, those losers will become hysterical and commit even more folly." "They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration." "The imperialist invading U.S. and British forces are like a snake that slithers all over the place but that doesn't control anything." "We are winning!"

The al-Sahaf talking doll....... NEW YORK (Reuters) - People who joined the cult following of Iraq's wartime spokesman Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf can now buy a talking doll and hear him say things like "our initial assessment is that they will all die" as often as they want. The Connecticut company Herobuilders.com built the doll and also sells others that make fun of Iraq war allies U.S. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair. The company made the "Iraqi Dis-information Minister Action Figure Doll" of the former Iraq Information Minister al-Sahaf, who disappeared from Baghdad after the invasion of U.S. troops whose presence he had bizarrely denied. TV viewers around the world took a liking to his often colorful statements that became the butt of television talk show jokes in the United States. A Web site, www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com drew 4,000 hits a second after its launch a week ago. The doll says, "There are no Americans infidels in Baghdad, never. Our initial assessment is that they will all die. I am not scared and neither should you be. They're not even within 100 miles of Baghdad." Herobuilders.com owner Emil Vicale said he wanted to take advantage of the craze and built the doll of al-Sahaf dressed in trademark army fatigues and black beret to be sold for $35.95 (25 pounds). "We were able to obtain a digital copy of his voice, his sound bites," Vicale said. "We were able to digitize that and impregnate that on a voice chip." Other dolls sold by the same company include "Saddam Insane", "President G.W.", "Butcher of Baghdad", "British Ally", and "Osama is Drag" -- al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden in a pink dress.

One American lady went to Iraq and she got pregnant, and the American embassy asked the Iraqi information minister and said to him: Did the Iraq people impregnate this woman? Al Sahaf replied: No it was a friendly fire!

thank you Labax and Kool cat and everyone who replied to this topic, some friend of mine pass this toopic to me one day when i was in Paltalk and i read it and i was touched by it and i said i have to share it with you guys and i think this is a true story otherwise she would'nt send it to me.

One day, a poor boy was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. The young lady thought he looked hungry; so she brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, " How much do I owe you ?" "You don't owe me anything ", she replied. " Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness." He said......"Then I thank you from my heart." As little Umar left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God Almighty became stronger. He had been ready to give up and quit; but continued... Years later, that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the city; where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Umar Al Shaibi was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life within his capacity. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Umar requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words...... "PAID IN FULL WITH ONE GLASS OF MILK" signed Dr. Umar Al Shaibi. Tears of Joy filled her eyes; as her happy heart prayed: " Ya Allah

Walahi this guy is funny and he deserve a Grammy Award for his role, i admire him much, he is the only man that stood up to Bush and Blair and he was not afraid to use such launguge. He is a hero to the arab nation and i hope to see him again as i missed his funny way of degrading the americans. I remeber one time he said that: "When mr bush grand fathers used to live like animals in caves, Iraq was a civilised country and they were pioneered in maths" "We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bstards!" Britain "is not worth an old shoe" "we have given them a sour taste" "blood-sucking bstards" "I speak better English than this viillain Bush" "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!" "When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves" "Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president." About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes." "The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans." "I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [blair]."

Walahi this guy is funny and he deserve a Grammy Award for his role, i admire him much, he is the only man that stood up to Bush and Blair and he was not afraid to use such launguge. He is a hero to the arab nation and i hope to see him again as i missed his funny way of degrading the americans. I remeber one time he said that: "When mr bush grand fathers used to live like animals in caves, Iraq was a civilised country and they were pioneered in maths" "We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bstards!" Britain "is not worth an old shoe" "we have given them a sour taste" "blood-sucking bstards" "I speak better English than this viillain Bush" "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

This is written as the Iraq war runs into its third week and the world watches its increasingly savage human consequences, and the incredible ineptitude and wooden-headedness of the leaders of history's militarily mightiest nation. The Anglo-American coalition has committed a number of strategic errors. It has suffered a series of military -- and more important, political -- setbacks which seriously weaken its credibility. There are growing disputes in Washington about the wisdom of the war strategy adopted. Global concerns are mounting over the indiscriminate killing of civilians and use of illegitimate weapons employing depleted uranium. This means that the main political objectives of the war stand badly compromised. The two stated objectives were to severely discipline 'deviant' Iraq -- by quickly disarming it of weapons of mass destruction, and removing President Saddam Hussein -- and to promote 'pluralist democracy' in the Middle East. Neither is likely to happen without bloodshed. The second may never happen. This is the first time in human history that an unjust war has been so resolutely opposed by millions of people who know that the Emperor has no clothes. The US has committed naked aggression kicking world opinion in the teeth and heaping insult not only on the UN, but on the ideas of multilateralism and the rule of law itself. True, this isn't the first time that a superpower has invaded another state, or used force to promote a narrow objective. But it's the first time anyone has done this so brazenly, so 'in-your-face,' and without external crutches like Cold War ideological rivalry. Iraq is a case of pure, unadulterated, unrelieved, unremitting, aggression. Yet, the core-strategy of the war, based on using devastating 'high-precision' weapons, and quickly overpowering a supposedly 'demoralised' regime, hasn't succeeded so far. The Iraqi people have put up an amazing level of resistance. Their government isn't in disarray. There have been no major defections from the army. Mr Hussein remains in command. Indeed, his defiance of the world's mightiest power has earned him the sobriquet of a 'modern-day Saladin' among millions of Arabs. 'Taking him out' will prove much longer and tougher than US war-planners imagined. By waging this war, the US will end up fomenting bitter opposition to itself the world over -- strengthening the force it hates the most: Islamic fundamentalism. No less than President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, the US's closest Arab ally, warns that the Iraq war will create '100 new Osama bin Ladens... When it's over, if it's over, this war will have horrible consequences.' Despite its advance -- and its incomparably superior firepower -- the war coalition won't find it easy to take Baghdad. This will deny it the bloodless lightning triumph it sought, which alone could have bestowed ex post facto legitimacy on a war most of America's own allies consider unwarranted, unjust and illegal. Why did US war plans go awry? These were based upon four assumptions. First, the US's vast military superiority over Iraq would produce a quick, decisive victory through 'fourth-generation' weapons like Tomahawk missiles and laser-guided bombs. This would happen with less than 40 per cent of the troops deployed in the 1991 war. Just 100,000 combatants could overpower Iraq's 400,000 strong forces. (The rule-of-thumb would demand about one million Anglo-American troops.) Second, a 'shock-and-awe' attack would instantly paralyse Iraq's army and break its will to fight. The regime would start disintegrating within a few days. Third, the Iraqi people would revolt against Mr Hussein and welcome Anglo-American soldiers as their 'liberators': 'the streets in Basra and Baghdad are sure to erupt in joy.' The southern Shias would stage an insurrection. And fourth, the US would have all auxiliary political, logistical, intelligence and information-related arrangements in place before war starts. All four assumptions have proved flawed or gone awry. The March 20 'decapitating' strike failed to kill Mr Hussein: either the intelligence on his location was wrong, or the 'smart' bombs didn't work. The Iraqi regime has absorbed devastating hits without crumbling. Despite the April 2 attack on two divisions, two-thirds of the 30,000 strong Republican Guard remains. There is fierce, sustained resistance in every city in southern Iraq -- from regular troops, fidayeen, militias and citizens. For instance, Umm Qasr was to have fallen by March 21. It was declared 'taken' nine times before it was captured days later. Karbala and Najaf are resisting. All Iraqis -- Shia, Sunni, Kurd and Turkoman -- are fighting, not for Mr Hussein, but to defend their nation. How did the US miscalculate so badly? CIA analysts have accused the Pentagon of ignoring their warnings about the Iraqi regime's relative strength and endurance. The Pentagon instead relied on the Iraqi National Congress. The INC is led by millionaires settled in the West, many of whom haven't even visited Iraq in 30 years. Themselves divided, the exiles have no worthwhile sources or intelligence 'assets' in Iraq. The Anglo-American coalition also didn't handle the 'information war' with skill. US-UK military briefings have often been insubstantial, inadequate, misleading, inaccurate or downright false. Many stories had to be withdrawn. Examples: the Basra 'uprising' by the Shias; the report of a 1,000-vehicle strong Republican Guard column moving southwards from Baghdad; 'discovery' of a chemical weapons factory at Najaf; 'execution' of two British sappers; and the capture of an Iraqi 'general.' Equally dubious and baseless were the war coalition's claims about whether the 'real' Saddam had appeared on television. Some of the 750 'embedded' reporters turned out to be poor propaganda tools for the coalition to the extent they filed independent critical reports. Responsible for the military mess are topmost US officials. It now emerges that Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld repeatedly rejected advice from Pentagon planners on the number of troops necessary for a successful war in Iraq. Investigative journalist Seymour Hersh reveals in The New Yorker that Mr Rumsfeld insisted at least six times before the conflict that the ground troops be sharply reduced to well below one-half of the originally proposed 400,000. (In 1991, the US-led coalition deployed 700,000 troops.) 'He thought he knew better. He was the decision-maker at every turn,' the article quoted a Pentagon planner. 'This is the mess Rummy put himself in.' Hersh claims that Mr Rumsfeld underestimated the likely Iraqi resistance and overruled advice to delay the invasion until troops denied access through Turkey could be brought in by another route. The US finally rushed 120,000 troops to reinforce its two attack divisions (and the UK's one) against the Republican Guard's equivalent of five divisions and the regular army's 17. Iraqi fighters have proved far tougher than expected. Thus, Lt Gen William Wallace said: 'The enemy we're fighting is a bit different than the one we war-gamed against.' Differences have cropped up between the Republican Party and the Right-wing triumvirate advising Mr Bush, comprising Messrs Cheney, Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz. The 'blame game' shows policy disarray. The real test will come soon, when the invaders enter Baghdad -- to a hostile reception. Taking Baghdad street by street will be incomparably tougher than fighting around the peripheries of Iraq's southern cities, which hasn't been easy. Faced with urban warfare, the war coalition may fall back upon conventional military doctrine which prescribes flattening cities -- and massively killing non-combatant civilians. Already, excessive force is being used -- witness the recent attacks on hospitals and markets in Baghdad, and the butchery of two dozen innocent civilians near Najaf and Nasiriya. Take the Najaf case. According to The Washington Post, the victims were travelling in a van. US forces were late in warning them. As the van approached a checkpost, they fired heavy-calibre munitions first into the radiator and then the passenger cabin. Such incidents are likely to multiply as US forces panic fearing ambushes and suicide attacks. Close-combat urban warfare holds the potential for an Iraqi My Lai, which could turn global opinion massively against this increasingly inhumane war. This combat is increasingly following all wars' dread logic: killing and maiming innocent people, devastating homes, inflicting horrible suffering. What makes it especially loathsome is that it's being fought in the name of the very people it is turning into a mass of bleeding bodies and severed limbs. If civilians are overtly targeted, the war will become even more unpopular and the anti-war movement more assertive. The demand to bring back US-UK troops will turn into a roar. Yet, this war has opened our eyes to a new reality. As poet Sudeep Banerjee says the world has become a frighteningly new place full of daring possibilities. For a decade, it seemed no major alternative agendas were left; decent radical people could only tinker at the margins. Suddenly, we wake up to find that the world is not all that anaemic and inert; there are choices to be made even in our drab lives. This makes the world once again a very political place. As Yeats said, 'a terrible beauty is born' again into our lives. A great manifestation of this is the peace movement through which ordinary citizens have asserted themselves and redefined democracy as popular control over security policies too; these are too precious to be left to generals and 'experts' alone.

Hu's On First (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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